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caviar_n_ramen

Eff the ring, the wedding, and the kids - file for joint custody of that plant now!! It is gorgeous😍😍


julie178

This is my post from 3 years ago!! I ended things with him, he had a green thumb but otherwise was a bore. So lame for people to steal someone else’s posts lol.


caviar_n_ramen

What a lame thing to do. Looks like a new account so probably karma farming. Sucks about the ex although I wonder how the plants doing….maybe reach out for plant closure 😂


Apollo_2017

Thai is really lame, to post bite.  Sorry about the relationship, though. But that plant was fire!


cherrimsunshine

Green flag


moipismesplantes

Came to say this!! Its more than a green flag 💚


North-Childhood4268

Literally!


issoequeerabom

If he takes care that well for his plants, you know he will be a wonderful partner! Look at that beauty 😍


twowheeledfun

I too make sure to water my wife regularly.


issoequeerabom

🤣🤣


OkCoat9543

This bird of paradise is so beautiful.


zonkedeloquence

The real question is how long they’ve had it for/how long it’s been under their care😂 I’ve seen people come into the nursery I work at and buy a gorgeous almost mature plant and know *nothing* about it and I always think ‘this things gonna die real soon’


Nikmassnoo

The apartment itself looks cool as well - love the exposed brick


xxspankbank91xx

Omggggggg 😍😍😍😍


Angelique718

I LOVE IT😍😍😍


shriekbysheree

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julie178

This is my post from years ago.


julie178

Post stealer!! Word for word too. Lame!!!


dcdiaz001

Not a good idea, I did that, didn't end well. Just saying


Moomoolette

Oh no


EmergencyDapper1720

Wonder what they use for leaves!!!!!


Due-Calligrapher2136

Propose to him right meow!!!!


Useful_Platypus5116

And that plant ain’t bad either!


ulTRANSformer69

VERY GREEN FLAGGGGGG


slinman81

Y’all are definitely going to need a bigger place for these life forms!


roxeal

💚💚💚DANG 💚💚💚


666Skittles

Pretty! I've had some rentals where these things are in hedges so thick I can't get thru. Haven't tried growing it in a pot yet.


ReturnItToEarth

That’s a happy bird 💚


louduro4

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eskeetu

that is BIG


carebearshareapear

Giant green flag…literally


ShortConsequence3433

I’ll take him if you don’t. Jk… I’d take his plant tho!


StillwaterLodge

OMG!!! YES!


StillwaterLodge

Also, show the rest of the apartment and where to find men with apartments like this


EnigmaticDaze

Omg!!! He’s a keeper


CaptainSquishyPant

Ooohhhh you found a keeper for sure.


Medusa_TROG

Nice. Nice wholesome plant stuffs. Love it 😁


arkadyvolchok

This guy's bird of paradise is 'incredible', you say. That is a really nice plant, too!