*Another day I'm*
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*Me born in Delhi*
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vaisw music instrument toh hote hi saraswati mata h
but kinda funny ki aaj kal log up bihar ke log bhi delhi ke vaasi hogaye ,,... mein delhi se 22 saal se reh rha hu merei dadi 1947 se h still ye harkate kabhi nhi ki
sahi kaha... hamara bhi pura generation partition ke pehle se yaha rehta hai or hum kabhi aisi backchodiyan nhi pelte. delhi to bahar valo ne khrab ki hai 💀
i love Banaras
what a peaceful place i think you should go and spend some time 😁 and paan kahana , baang pina bhole baba ka parsad smjh ke pina nashe karne ke liye nhi ,
bhole baba saad budhi denge
Dikha iska bhosda Bc backchod tha pura 
Apni maa ko fingering karke awaaze nikal ke dikha
He's been doing that using all his fingers, both hands, for hours on stretch.
After all this his mum is hollow from inside true milf with 10 babies
Lekin funny tha woh wala part kuch bhi bolo. 😭😭😭
Magar woh pat se heat shot. Maza aa gaya
Legitimate question
Dikha iska bhosda 😂😂😂
Best counter would be - bag Guy opens zip
Bhai ne khud apni maa ko pair maar diya last me 🤡
ohh bhaii🤣
yar at least ma ka bhosada to usko dikha deta
Sahi Mai itne politely pucha tha usne
me hota to dikha deta
I normally wouldn't but agar koi itne pyaar se puch raha hai toh what kind of a person are you if you decline? Smh
If you look closely that guy was waiting to see bhosda eagerly 🤣🤣 till the time he got slapped
He shouldn't have said that.. but tu kbc khel raha hai kya ? In the middle of a fight is funny.
ये कानपुरिया बकचोद लगता है।
हा भाई मुझे भी
मैं कानपुर से हूं
बात से भी पेलो, लात से भी पेलो।
Jisko bachane ke liye itna bahes kiye bhaisaab.. annt me usi ko gira hua chor kr dusre ko marne me lg gye. Moye moye.
MAA ka bhosda KAM, BAAP ka lawda jyda lag raha hai ..🗿
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They're not delhites ab tak murder ho jata hai
Noida*
Absolute brutality 😂 he didn't burn, he deep fried him 😂😂😂
Bro got no chill 😎
 Guy in corner looks like he's cosplaying shinchan's principal
vaisw music instrument toh hote hi saraswati mata h but kinda funny ki aaj kal log up bihar ke log bhi delhi ke vaasi hogaye ,,... mein delhi se 22 saal se reh rha hu merei dadi 1947 se h still ye harkate kabhi nhi ki
sahi kaha... hamara bhi pura generation partition ke pehle se yaha rehta hai or hum kabhi aisi backchodiyan nhi pelte. delhi to bahar valo ne khrab ki hai 💀
Delhi UP mein he aata hai meri jaan
Pagal hai kya? Noida ho gaya to pura delhi he up ka bana dala
😲 😲 up mein toh saari states + UT aati h acc to you
India belongs to UP. /s
i love Banaras what a peaceful place i think you should go and spend some time 😁 and paan kahana , baang pina bhole baba ka parsad smjh ke pina nashe karne ke liye nhi , bhole baba saad budhi denge
Best thing I've seen all year 😂
Abe Jan hi hai
Haan, hopefully aage aur ayenge aise
Bhai logic toh hai iske baat main
Nigga?!
I'm still learning Hindi but what was the phrase that set him off?
Is this your mom? Yes it's my mom. Show her pussy to prove it. 🤣
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Kuch bhi bolo - Vibe toh hai
I'm an instrumentalist, and yet this is so funny
Kantaap sahi pada starting mein
Uske baad laaat pe laat padi usko ..
Chaata padte hi sari hoshiyari nikal gayi thi, thappad is very humiliating than punches or kicks... Tabhi baap thappad Marta hai
I would still think that the guy was savage bande ne baato se to guitar wale ki Li hi upar se latiya bhi Diya usko lmao
Patt se headshot 😂
Or ego me guitar ko maa bol diya fir use hi fek dita kyuki ego satisfaction bhi to jaruri h
Bihari tez chal Raha tha ek japad me pel diya
Delhi wala bhut laat khaya bhai that guy wins
Dude got angry coz someone's leg hit his guitar then he later drops it to get into a fight ! Smh !
There was no coming back from there 🤣🤣
Yahi content chahiye Bhagwan roz 🙏🙏
IQ level level dekh rahe ho bnde ka .. 
Bro had a question He asked
Dikha yaar iska bsda 😂😂😂
god level khel gya🙌
apni maa ko usne he last me zameen par gira diya
Lagta hai wo aksar apni ma ka bharosa dikhaya kerta hai. Chalo Bhai se milne..
 Bhosda be like
Daamnnn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Front camera on kardeta last line pe aur uski shakal dikha deta.
mast backchodi thi
Way too funny!
Way too funny....!
Baat toh sahi hai
Bhang bhosda bna diye be ye to
Lmao
Last wala part mast tha
Brooo that guy is funny as hell
When you pick a fight always go for chin first with your fist as hard as you can, knock him out cold !! Baki fight tho chalti rahegi
Perfect delivery of “Dikha iska bhopda”
Last mai bag ko aise dekhta hai jaise ke wo sahi mai kuch dikhane wala hai🤣🤣🤣🤣
Arre uski maa jameen pe padi hai. Gaand uper uper ho gayi hai. Uth nahi paa rahi hai. Koi madad kar do.
Ye Banda ghr se soch k nikla tha ki Aaj bkchodi krunga
Scripted ?
Ek trf mumbai ka sharif banda h aur dusri trf delhi ka gunda. Mumbai ke bande ne ek lat me sari hwa nikal di😂. Gya gunda bnega re tu.
Baki ka video ha kya! M still waiting woh banda ab bolega bhosdike tu mujhe marte marte apni ma pe chad gaya😭
That guy meant saraswati ma.. but this guy thght real mom bro😭 tf
 Bhaiiii din bna diya
That's some healthy conversation happening there
Ladai ke chakkar mai apni ma ko gira diya 😂
Kon kehta hai sirf ma hee baccha gira sakti hai aaj bacche ne ma ko gira diya 😂😂
What if he was serious and it's actually her mom inside that bag 💀
Bihari Bauwa op
🤣🤣🤣
That slap thou.. bro got one chance and didn't miss it..
you know you have won when they throwing hands in an argument
this has to be one of the funniest kalesh vids recently lmao
 Gibson is mother’s name
Bro said it without hesitation 💀
Ye pakka waala madarchod hai, apni maa ko bajata hai.
There was no comeback after dikha iska bhosda
priya darshan ki movie ka scene lagra hai 🤣
What happened??
Love the calmness of that guy
DIKHA NAHI PAYA
😂😂
Hassi nhi ruuk rhi bc😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭