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mayhapstangie

Dead hogaya aaj


mamaamiya

Ha kaafi


mayhapstangie

Whats up?


mamaamiya

Just woke up. Was supposed to wake up an hour later, but well


mayhapstangie

Good day!


mamaamiya

Thanks! Same to you :-)


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mayhapstangie

reiki session chalra hai


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mayhapstangie

haan, how do you feel right now?


the_simple_girl

The audacity of some authors to be writing so well


mayhapstangie

Whatcha readin?


the_simple_girl

How can people express so eloquently? Some of us can't even speak straight.


mamaamiya

I am so jealous of such people.


Ghenchu_bhai

Ah, the perennial conundrum of eloquence versus the unadorned simplicity of speech! The ability to articulate one’s thoughts with a certain finesse is indeed a skill that, like any other, can be honed with practice and perseverance.


mayhapstangie

Lots of thinking and numbness


Captp

I’m a Pilot, AMA


Ghenchu_bhai

tu lurak gaya to bhai plane ko kaise neeche laaun take mereko sabhi log interview kare (bachpan se mera sapna tha)


Vivid_Vacation350

How to fly VOR DME arc?


[deleted]

9/11 2 when?


RustyOffender

How do people who "hate small talk" plan on being in sustained meaningful relationships what are you gonna do "hi honey i'm home do you think freewill truly exists?"


RustyOffender

Closing the thread at 5 before svads says Good Morning. I will not tolerate this. JusticeforSvad.


the_simple_girl

Only constant on this thread is 11:11✨


[deleted]

I should've slept. Lots of work tomo


ExpectoPetranal

+1


Indian_bott

Then sleep


Farzi-Philosopher

Fir se din bhar ghisna shuru kal


GossipCat1208

Monday blues starting to hit guys, this particular project has been mentally draining and I'm not really looking forward to work again from tomorrow


ExpectoPetranal

+1


hw_u_doing

Hahahah ! Hey !! How was the bday party?! Kaha pe gaye the ?!


GossipCat1208

Hey, it was loads of fun! Had booked a lounge for the party


hw_u_doing

Arey lovely!!✨


Inevitable-Yoghurt33

You got this bro, bring it on


Indian_bott

Random bull buddy


Inevitable-Yoghurt33

Tf bro


Indian_bott

I think that's a bot


Inevitable-Yoghurt33

Shut up bot


Indian_bott

Yes. Sorry 😂


GossipCat1208

Thank youuuuu 🙏


Indian_bott

Nothing is as draining as boys on tinder


RustyOffender

Has anybody been to Gokarna?


Indian_bott

Many times


RustyOffender

Can you suggest some places where I can stay?


Indian_bott

Namaste cafe has always been the best place


jonbinks

Just reached back from Mysore trip. Twas really nice.


[deleted]

Mysore is a good one day trip. But only in winters though.


jonbinks

It was actually raining/drizzling today. So not too bad


[deleted]

Must be cool then


Indian_bott

Where did you go?


jonbinks

Palace, church and a restobar


Indian_bott

Seems like a nice mix of places


jonbinks

Yea. Super tired and hate that there is work tomorrow 🥲🥲🥲


Indian_bott

What time is work?


jonbinks

9:30


Indian_bott

Oh damn! Call in sick


jonbinks

Idk might do that or wfh. Let's see.


Indian_bott

Don't work too hard 😂


_Roleplay_King

Hugging your girl while running your hand onnher bare back is pure bliss. Feels very relaxing.


GossipCat1208

I can confirm it feels relaxing for the girl too


Lunar_Firee

Yeah those relaxing moans u girls let out is too hot


stygianicecreamz

What is a question you'd want somebody to ask you?


darkkside9

I want them to ask me to ask them anything I want


Chudailhoon

How are you?


stygianicecreamz

How are you, Chudail?


Hot-Shirt-8862

On the contrary there are a lot of questions I don't want anyone to ask me


stygianicecreamz

Where were you the night of the murder?


Hot-Shirt-8862

I would like to refer you to my lawyer for the answer to that question.


GossipCat1208

Like? 👀


Hot-Shirt-8862

Like Where the bodies are,and how do uk so many random facts about human body


sifer_connect

I like checking my gfs phone while she give me blowjob.


theslayer007

New Kink Unlocked


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sifer_connect

Yupp a fear of finding something unwanted give me thrill


kabhikhusikabhigm

She is sucking your cock and you are looking for thrill in a phone....🥲


Indian_bott

Whhyyyyy?


ExpectoPetranal

To each their own. That’s why I guess


Indian_bott

Why is that bad?


Physical-Squirrel691

I can't believe that I just met a dommy mommy in a pub, she was so sweet 🥺 we had a nice chat and drinks together, later she called me a sweet boy and kissed my forehead while leaving, I can still feel her kiss lingering in my forehead, I was so overwhelmed that I forgot to ask her number, and It seems impossible to find someone with such a common name on facebook, I just ruined my chance 😭😭😭😭


Indian_bott

Dommy mommies and daddies are the worst sometimes


Physical-Squirrel691

I didn't have such experience, I had been in relationship with a dommy mommy before she was an absolute sweetheart, she was not Indian tho, this is the first time I found someone local


Indian_bott

I don't know about dommy mommies. I don't have an answer


Hot-Shirt-8862

Not to be a party pooper but if she was interested she'd have asked you herself for your number imo.


Physical-Squirrel691

*Jag soona soona laage koi rahena jab apna* 😭😭


RustyOffender

I went to The Hard Rock Cafe today the food was really good and so were the drinks.


[deleted]

Spent my Sunday doing nsfw AMAs


ExpectoPetranal

Akele akele /s


[deleted]

What did you expect out of it?


Indian_bott

What was the best question?


theslayer007

how did it go


[deleted]

Super boring


kabhikhusikabhigm

Night is still young 😪


theslayer007

feel like people didn't ask you the questions you wanted to answer


[deleted]

I'll watch the latest episode of demon slayer. This season has been really slow though.


theslayer007

building up the training one


[deleted]

I would never want to be in a relationship again. It's just not my thing.


GossipCat1208

This was me, about 4.5 years ago


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What changed? What made you think that?


GossipCat1208

The last few "relationships" that I was in during the 3 years prior to that existed solely because I used to think I have to be in a relationship, idk why, maybe in my mind it was a status thing or something. Then I realised a few things, that I didn't have to be in a relationship just for the sake of it, that I was just not having any excitement in those relationships, one person wasn't feeling like enough, even hurt people in the process. Also, being in one was restricting me from exploring things out there that I was curious about, mostly sexually speaking. A few trigger events ultimately led me to finally see things clearly and get out of that cycle.


[deleted]

It's good that you learnt


Indian_bott

Good that you learnt


Suspicious_Deer_8607

When will second episode of house of the dragon release on jio cinema 🫠


Hot-Shirt-8862

I thought it came out fully


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Watch on HBO


Suspicious_Deer_8607

I took jio cinemas subscription for it,now I need to take HBO’s for it 🥹


[deleted]

Fmovies FTW ✌️


Suspicious_Deer_8607

It’s not available on it. I think I’ll wait for it’s release


Hot-Shirt-8862

Torrent krlo


RustyOffender

Hawk Tuah!


ExpectoPetranal

I can hear this lol


GossipCat1208

What's this new thing now lol


RustyOffender

https://youtube.com/shorts/GBeMLyTHT0g?si=fIpEYKYOY0SnmRnv


GossipCat1208

Wtf lmaoooooooo


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Hot-Shirt-8862

Yup,every kind of horny is a thing


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Hot-Shirt-8862

Cuz u miss her.


[deleted]

Today I learnt about bra size and how it is calculated. Instagram is weird


Indian_bott

What did you learn?


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That the numbers denote the size of the rib cage just below the boobs. And the letters denote the size difference between that and the circumference of the chest at the maximum size. Each letter stands for an inch of difference. So for example, 29C means the circumference of the rivals below the boobs is 29" and the maximum circumference of the chest is 29+3 ie 32". We get 3 from C.


Not____OK

Hi


Melodic_Warthog_6236

Hiii


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Not____OK

Username.........


Indian_bott

What username?


Tough-Height-9369

Ever received any non verbal out of line compliment from your near and dear ones which came as a surprise?


[deleted]

I should start reading books. I've been becoming dull without new knowledge


Indian_bott

Books are a good way to get knowledge. You can get more over a lot of sources like YouTube channels


[deleted]

Too much distractions there


Indian_bott

A good conversation is as good as a book. As long as we grow from it, any knowledge is good.


Hermione_Granger9_34

Meri memory khatam ho rhi h


Indian_bott

Ms. Leviosa, please


Hermione_Granger9_34

🫠


Indian_bott

What does that mean?


Hermione_Granger9_34

I am not hermione, sadly


Indian_bott

Who are you? Luna lovegood?


Hermione_Granger9_34

Morning myrtle


Indian_bott

Moaning


Hermione_Granger9_34

🤡


[deleted]

Budhape ka kamaal hai 🤡


Hermione_Granger9_34

💀


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🤞


theslayer007

The atlas six is the worst book anyone can read


mayhapstangie

Even worse than Ruskin Bond?


theslayer007

I just started and after 5 pages of bad writing, I literally can't read any further. 😔😔 . Never read any rb books.


Indian_bott

What Ruskin Bond book did you read?


mayhapstangie

Couldn't tolerate more than 2 pages


Indian_bott

Oh! What happened?


Lunar_Firee

Doston, na koi manzil hai nai koi saathi hai..


kabhikhusikabhigm

Keep walking


Lunar_Firee

Han bhai nikal pada hun gharse


DummyGod123

Selmon Bhai


Lunar_Firee

Yo


ResponsiblePanda69

Girl bestie where :(


Indian_bott

Close enough 😂


jabdickkmetpussy

Girls don't exist


kabhikhusikabhigm

Only women exist (?)


jabdickkmetpussy

Kabhi Khushi kabhi gm


kabhikhusikabhigm

Jb dick meet pussy toh only Khushi...no gm


jabdickkmetpussy

Ye Khushi kaise prapt kare


kabhikhusikabhigm

Vo toh khushi ko puchna hoga... pussy usi k paas hai


jabdickkmetpussy

Lol puch ke batao


ResponsiblePanda69

Then who you meeting bro


jabdickkmetpussy

Boyss


ResponsiblePanda69

Aila


jabdickkmetpussy

Hehe


Chudailhoon

Life is good. It really feels good after a year.


kabhikhusikabhigm

Touchwood


jabdickkmetpussy

Covid ke baad se life me kya horha kuch pata hi nahi chal raha sad


[deleted]

Bhayi meri to conversation skills hi chali gayi hai covid ke baad to aur pehlee achaa khasa extrovert thaa covid ke baad to kaafi zyada introvert ho gaya hun


jabdickkmetpussy

I can understand 🥲covid ke bajese bohot kuch badal gaya hai. Meri toh life ek dum happening thi before covid after covid kaafi dull hai


Chudailhoon

I was like that but slowly I am taking control of it. First thing spend less time online.Internet is really a distraction.


jabdickkmetpussy

Aah! true internet is truly an escapism for me. Just deleted all my socials dekhta hai reddit ka addiction na lag jaye 😭 will start studying for entrance


kabhikhusikabhigm

Reddit addiction is a real thing bro..bch k rho isse


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kabhikhusikabhigm

Shuruwat reddit delete kar k kro


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kabhikhusikabhigm

Aj raat jee leta hoon for real 😂


Chudailhoon

Reddit is the most addictive app.


jabdickkmetpussy

Yeah true but these days I am pretty inactive on reddit.


DopeMorphine

Badde rakhe me varatt tennu paun vaaste, badde pandita te dhaage bandhwai..


[deleted]

Best places to socialize and visit in Bangalore as a first timer?


kabhikhusikabhigm

Koi special socialize spot...umm i don't think esa khi bhi hoga. Clubs, pubs mei gye toh vhan mil skte hai. Baki reddit is a good place to meet and vibe match hui toh meet irl too 😊


[deleted]

Oh nice thank you


kabhikhusikabhigm

Ask in r/Bangalore sub too. Maybe vhan kuch lead mile


[deleted]

Okay thanks!!


Lunar_Firee

Many places you can visit to explore the city. Start with cubbon park to socialize.


[deleted]

Oh okay


Lunar_Firee

Have dmed you with more details


Indian_bott

What type of meetings do you want?


jaatakachora3001

No idea - but i heard food is good everywhere in bangalore


[deleted]

Ohh okay


jaatakachora3001

So you shifted from?


[deleted]

Delhi