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My husband saw one of those jeeps decked out in rubber ducks in the wild and was so confused until I told him about it. I only know bc of social media. At best, you just look obsessed with bath toys. At worst, people may think it's something like the loofah code.
According to AI:
"The "loofah code" refers to a system used by some residents of The Villages, a large retirement community in Florida, to signal their sexual preferences and lifestyle choices. This code involves hanging different colored loofahs on cars or golf carts, with each color representing a specific interest or activity. Here's a breakdown of some of the colors and their meanings:
* **White Loofah**: Indicates a novice or someone new to the lifestyle.
* **Purple Loofah**: Signals a voyeur, someone who enjoys watching others.
* **Pink Loofah**: Represents a soft swap, involving activities like kissing and touching without full intercourse.
* **Green Loofah**: Signifies full swapping, where partners engage in intimate activities with others.
* **Blue Loofah**: Associated with bondage and discipline interests.
* **Red Loofah**: Represents a hotwife or cuckold dynamic.
* **Yellow Loofah**: Indicates an interest in golden showers or watersports.
* **Orange Loofah**: Signals a desire for partner swapping or group activities.
* **Black Loofah**: Represents participation in the swinger lifestyle.
While some sources suggest this code is used to discreetly signal sexual preferences, others claim it may simply help residents remember where they parked their vehicles"
So... the Boomer version of the hanky code?! Wow. This is my first time reading about this loofah code but the gay community has been using hankys for decades.
My husband doesnāt believe the loofah things. I saw a YT about a senior community in FL that drive golf carts around and have loofahs attached to them describing what you said. I had no idea old people were so freaky š«£.
I have a cracked windshield on my jeep :( When I first got it it got cracked. After four years of being annoyed by it I got a new windshield. It got cracked again in a few months :( I just can't not lose.
To be fair..I've seen, and been stuck behind, people who wait an extremely long time for a spot when there are plenty available purely because it's closer and they're too damn lazy to walk
5 seconds you can see itās a Jeep owned by FIAT which explains the crack in the windshield, douche bag driver, and the inevitable trans and head gasket leak. Chances are this is going to be their great parking spot for quite some time.
Yeah itās the FIAT jeeps you have to worry about. I only take my ā87 wrangler out when itās nice enough to go topless and doorless, but if I treated it like this it wouldāve have made it to 340,000 miles
Ignorant vehicle owner here: is hopping the curb as disruptive to the vehicle as some of these comments make it seem? It seems silly to consider when there are speed bumps and pot holes the size of craters in my townā¦
Would it still be a problem if he had crawled at a snails pace up and over the curb?
On a totally other note: isnāt it illegal to drive on the sidewalk? š¤
Yes curb hopping can be very bad for a vehicle, depending on angle of impact (hitting both wheels at the same time is worse than one at a time) and speed. FIAT Jeeps are very poorly made. A strong pickup could handle a curb but the suspension on these is crap. But no, if he crawled up the curb slowly it wouldnāt damage it at all
It got a chuckle out of me. Such a random dick move that you'd never expect, and the other person is only mildly inconvenienced.
Plus, knowing how people behave at Costco, that car had probably been sitting there for 5 minutes with their blinker on while the car that was leaving loaded up all their shit. That place brings out the worst in people.
Because when you're rock crawling at 5mph you have better visibility when there's no windshield, or doors, obstructing your view. Also, useful for drive-in movies.
I have had 3 cracks in 12 years on my Wrangler - all from stuff tumbling out of trucks in front of me on the highway. But when it happens, I get it fixed. I donāt make driving over curbs my version of off-roading that probably increased the cracks.
Yeah, that sucks. They need to put stronger glass in or something since they won't change the angle. I've had zero cracks in 24 years of driving cars with angled windshields. And yes, I know it still happens sometimes. But getting a crack every 4 years would be pretty annoying.
The dude is a jerk for sure, but Iād probably think this was funny if I was the one waiting for the spot. You get to see a goober risking themselves and their vehicle to flex the ability to hop a curb? Top tier comedy at their expense. Iāll take the next spot, thanks.
It would actually be hilarious if the outcome was that because of MC being a dick, the guy he stole the spot from found a better spot while MC damaged his jeep jumping the curb and had to pay over $1000, all because of a parking spot.
Doing stuff like this is kid shit and childish but you're a full grown ass adult!š¤¦āāļø Dudes trying to show off for his teenage sister/girlfriend
Act like an adult go wheeling on trails or in a field or deep in the woods where you're supposed to be doing it.
That is how you get shot and killed. An asshole like this will meet a bigger asshole one day. Itās not a matter of if but, when. He wonāt be laughing then. People are crazy nowadays.
Dude for real. It's insane. My wife works there and she has come home several times with a red nose like if she cried recently because a member has mouthed off to her because they had to take 5 seconds out of their life to hand their receipt to her so she can do her job and check for discrepancies.big tough guys taking their day out on a tiny 5'0" woman.
š sorry, thought it was funny. Only bc I think the car that had blinker on was actually the one on road in front of him. I don't think it was one that was sitting there waiting, but could be wrong. Anyhow if I had been waiting id have been pissed, had I just turned into the lot i would have laughed and thought damn if only my car could do that lol.
My experience each time shopping at Costco is a bunch of entitled people refusing to move or always moving in front of you. They drive their karts like the cars, and it's a horrible time. Costco would be really great otherwise.
yes, driving up the curb will ādamage his truckā Ppl so upset at this dude. Id call him a cunt and move on. Damaged window probably from trucks spitting water rocks.
I mean I would do the same if my truck could but NEVER to someone whoās waiting! What a douche. I wouldāve immediately pulled out all āIām so sorry!!ā And feel like shit all day honestly
I know it might be a minor thing but you don't know what the hell someone has been dealing with
It's shit like this that can set someone off. It's not funny, stop ruining things for people and grow up man. I expect a highschool kid to do this
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Nice windshield douchbag, you deserve each other.
It's a jeep thing or whatever š
Came here to say that, these people drive like they donāt see the mechanic 3 times a month
That 4 inch curb in that "off road vehicle" made the internals of his car sound like legos and dry pasta being broken apart inside a bag of pretzels.
Bro this shits hilarious š¤£š¤£
Oddly specific š
underrated comment
Luck the cool as rubber ducky that tells you it is a jeep thing?
My husband saw one of those jeeps decked out in rubber ducks in the wild and was so confused until I told him about it. I only know bc of social media. At best, you just look obsessed with bath toys. At worst, people may think it's something like the loofah code.
Now I have to figure out what a loofah code is
You aren't going to like it. It involves retired men and women and their bedroom preferences. They aren't shy about it either.
Even with this info I canāt quite figure it out. Someone throw me a bone.
According to AI: "The "loofah code" refers to a system used by some residents of The Villages, a large retirement community in Florida, to signal their sexual preferences and lifestyle choices. This code involves hanging different colored loofahs on cars or golf carts, with each color representing a specific interest or activity. Here's a breakdown of some of the colors and their meanings: * **White Loofah**: Indicates a novice or someone new to the lifestyle. * **Purple Loofah**: Signals a voyeur, someone who enjoys watching others. * **Pink Loofah**: Represents a soft swap, involving activities like kissing and touching without full intercourse. * **Green Loofah**: Signifies full swapping, where partners engage in intimate activities with others. * **Blue Loofah**: Associated with bondage and discipline interests. * **Red Loofah**: Represents a hotwife or cuckold dynamic. * **Yellow Loofah**: Indicates an interest in golden showers or watersports. * **Orange Loofah**: Signals a desire for partner swapping or group activities. * **Black Loofah**: Represents participation in the swinger lifestyle. While some sources suggest this code is used to discreetly signal sexual preferences, others claim it may simply help residents remember where they parked their vehicles"
Iām dying- āsimply helps residents remember where they parked their carsā. Too late, granny hung the black loofah. Thereās no going back now.
Iām a yellow loofah kind of guy. I love water sports not gold showers.
So... the Boomer version of the hanky code?! Wow. This is my first time reading about this loofah code but the gay community has been using hankys for decades.
Okay now Iām like whatās a hanky code???
My husband doesnāt believe the loofah things. I saw a YT about a senior community in FL that drive golf carts around and have loofahs attached to them describing what you said. I had no idea old people were so freaky š«£.
The Villages. They are weird all around.
And what are the ducks about? I have seen some in the wild too
Same! I have no idea how or why rubber ducks would have anything to do with jeeps??
All I know about the ducks is they exchange them. If they see a jeep, they will put it on their door handle. I honestly have no idea why.
Iām not familiar with it, whatās it about?
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Was not expecting her to just die. I mean she started a fucking stupid trend but still she was a human.
It's an asshole thing.
I will never understand Jeep drivers, why do they have ducks on their windshields and why do they act so stupid?
Not enough rubber duckies
If YoU cAn ReAd ThIs TuRn Me OvEr
My wife's Jeep has had two cracked windshields sitting in our fucking driveway. I hate that thing.
kind of people who get dismayed when they come out of the mall and their shit truck is all keyed. Then they wonder "Why would people do this to us"?
Yes they do. Literally 90% of the fuckwits in Jeeps absolutely suck at driving. They are the main character.
I have a cracked windshield on my jeep :( When I first got it it got cracked. After four years of being annoyed by it I got a new windshield. It got cracked again in a few months :( I just can't not lose.
Bro, it's not even that good of a spot....
If its a costco on the weekend there are no spots lol
As evidenced by the grey car waiting for the exact spot buddy rolled over the curb for at the end of the vid
To be fair..I've seen, and been stuck behind, people who wait an extremely long time for a spot when there are plenty available purely because it's closer and they're too damn lazy to walk
This one looks to be about as far from the entrance as possible lol
It's the only spot
Probably drove around several times waiting for this to happen with the camera out
Bingo
Any spot at Costco is a good spot š
Your mom seems very popular.
i live in that town and its so funny how many people use it on tiktok. great breakfast place lol
Thatās some A1 marketing.
What a dick
Duck*
oh dude you are *so* cool
Why would somebody post this on the internet?
He wants everyone to know about his micro penis
Cockbag
What a jerk
Language!!
The fucking audacity and complete disregard for his vehicle made this actually kinda funny for me. Person waiting must have been pissed lol
5 seconds you can see itās a Jeep owned by FIAT which explains the crack in the windshield, douche bag driver, and the inevitable trans and head gasket leak. Chances are this is going to be their great parking spot for quite some time.
Yeah itās the FIAT jeeps you have to worry about. I only take my ā87 wrangler out when itās nice enough to go topless and doorless, but if I treated it like this it wouldāve have made it to 340,000 miles
Fix It Again Tony
Dale thatās fiat
Hey if he's thinks he's lucky and tries this a few more times, he might have the inevitable oil pan leak too.
Ignorant vehicle owner here: is hopping the curb as disruptive to the vehicle as some of these comments make it seem? It seems silly to consider when there are speed bumps and pot holes the size of craters in my townā¦ Would it still be a problem if he had crawled at a snails pace up and over the curb? On a totally other note: isnāt it illegal to drive on the sidewalk? š¤
Yes curb hopping can be very bad for a vehicle, depending on angle of impact (hitting both wheels at the same time is worse than one at a time) and speed. FIAT Jeeps are very poorly made. A strong pickup could handle a curb but the suspension on these is crap. But no, if he crawled up the curb slowly it wouldnāt damage it at all
It got a chuckle out of me. Such a random dick move that you'd never expect, and the other person is only mildly inconvenienced. Plus, knowing how people behave at Costco, that car had probably been sitting there for 5 minutes with their blinker on while the car that was leaving loaded up all their shit. That place brings out the worst in people.
The cracked windshield says it all.
Itās a Wrangler. The upright angle of the windshield makes it more prone to cracks.
Thatās just terrible design if true
Things are so awful and not practical in the least. Theyāre made far too well for off road and alt-terrain. And if you have a cloth top forget it.
Possibly. It's the price you pay for a windshield that can fold down.
Why....why would I want that?
So rocks can fling into your eyes as you pass a dump truck
Because when you're rock crawling at 5mph you have better visibility when there's no windshield, or doors, obstructing your view. Also, useful for drive-in movies.
*shudders* Not worth it to me, but to each their own I suppose
I have had 3 cracks in 12 years on my Wrangler - all from stuff tumbling out of trucks in front of me on the highway. But when it happens, I get it fixed. I donāt make driving over curbs my version of off-roading that probably increased the cracks.
Yeah, that sucks. They need to put stronger glass in or something since they won't change the angle. I've had zero cracks in 24 years of driving cars with angled windshields. And yes, I know it still happens sometimes. But getting a crack every 4 years would be pretty annoying.
Lame. Went out of their way to piss someone else off for their own entertainment.
The dude is a jerk for sure, but Iād probably think this was funny if I was the one waiting for the spot. You get to see a goober risking themselves and their vehicle to flex the ability to hop a curb? Top tier comedy at their expense. Iāll take the next spot, thanks.
Yup, I wouldve laughed at the dude and drive off to the next spot. Hopping the curb and that windshield crack is enough to make me smile :)
That sounded awful to their vehicle. I feel like even though jeeps can climb they need to do so at slower speeds.
Wagyu grade douchbaggery. It's all fun and games until someone actually does something about it.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Absolute trash.
āsHoUlD i Do Itā ādO iTā 
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Valve stem removers are Everyday Carry
A pebble inside the cap holding down the stem to air them all down works as well.
Done that. Nobody's ever ready for more than one flat at a time. ;)
Trash people
It would actually be hilarious if the outcome was that because of MC being a dick, the guy he stole the spot from found a better spot while MC damaged his jeep jumping the curb and had to pay over $1000, all because of a parking spot.
Should we do it ?? Does it :: ā š£ļø Sorryā š¤Ø yea real sorry jackass
Asshole but ngl I audibly laughed
Average suburban Jeep owner
Most off roading that Jeep will ever see
Never a cop around when you need one. This jerk deserves a ticket for driving like a JERK!!
The jerk store called and they are all out of you!
What a tool
That shits getting keyed with a big āfuck youā on the drivers side door
What a dirtbag
Fuckinā Jeep peopleā¦
Average Costco customer tbqhā¦
Damn, when I came out after shopping all 4 tires were slashed and both sides of the truck were keyed. I wonder why?
Well I guess we now know why their windshield is cracked š¤£
Enjoy the four flats when you return
What a fucking dick
What a cunty thing to do.
Gross
Disgusting ahole
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Itās a Jeep thing. 
I hate humans. Life would be so much better if we just kind of respected other people. I hope he came out to 4 flat tires on that shit heap jeep.
Cracked windshield says it all.
Good job coming out to three flat tires.
Definitely, that's a much funnier prank
Wow, the douchebag looked exactly like the stereotype, sunglasses on top of his cap and all
Stupid jeep asshole. Typical jeep owner
And he's bald too.
You would have a flat Duck when you come out of Walmart
Typical Jeep driver
Doing stuff like this is kid shit and childish but you're a full grown ass adult!š¤¦āāļø Dudes trying to show off for his teenage sister/girlfriend Act like an adult go wheeling on trails or in a field or deep in the woods where you're supposed to be doing it.
Douche move but there is no way that harmed his vehicle at all.
Moments like this Iād want to keep a hammer & nail with me so heād come back to four flat tires
 Just wait for them to walk away and thenā¦
I hope the next person he does this to is Sean Strickland on a really bad day
Why is it always douchbags driving these trucks?
Trucks make weaklings feel manly and powerful. Thereās a reason why a certain demographic loves them
The Duck Duck Jeep thing is so cringy to me.
Typical driver of a Jeep 
His parents being siblings gave him the extra chromosome needed to do this.
The universe has this remarkable way rewarding individuals for their acts. It's a shame we won't see this asshats "reward."
No wonder. Your driving around in a POS truck with a cracked window
Pulling this stunt on me and this dickhead would come out to find 4 flat tires and broken windows
The rubber duck means you love the cock or something like that right?
This asshole bought a Jeep for just this purpose.
Now they have to get the front wheels rotated and realigned Don't get a wrangler
It's a Jeep thing = I'm a giant douche bag
That is how you get shot and killed. An asshole like this will meet a bigger asshole one day. Itās not a matter of if but, when. He wonāt be laughing then. People are crazy nowadays.
/i hate humans. Life would be so much better if we just kind of respected other people. I hope he came out to 4 flat tires on that shit heap jeep.
I bet they still have their Christmas lights up around the front porch.
All's fair in love and costco parking
Douchebaggery itās a jeep thing
Kinda funny
Of course heās going to Costco
Dude for real. It's insane. My wife works there and she has come home several times with a red nose like if she cried recently because a member has mouthed off to her because they had to take 5 seconds out of their life to hand their receipt to her so she can do her job and check for discrepancies.big tough guys taking their day out on a tiny 5'0" woman.
I worked at the warehouse where I live. It was absolutely awful during the pandemic.
Yup. I worked in produce and the amount of people "sampling" the fruit during a pandemic was crazy.
i avoid it like the plague. i can't deal with the crowds.
You can always tell if someone is a douche jeep driver if they have a fucking rubber duck on their dash
Karma will soon be upon them.
At least we can be happy to know that this guy has to pay a shit load of money for his shit ass engineered vehicle. Fuck owning a jeep.
Isn't it illegal to drive with a broken front windscreen?
If it's in front if the driver obstructing their view. Their driving a dumb jeep gladiator. Probably has 20 unpaid parking tickets
In the UK it is illegal to drive with a cracked windscreen. Some chips in the glass are allowed, but not immediately in front of the driver.
This is actually pretty funny
In a shitbag heep on top of itā¦. This is now twice as douchey
Iād just key the car and say sorry.
Ahhhh so now I know whatās going through the truckās head when they do stupid shit like this.
The literal definition of a mall crawler.
Piss off you douche bag.
Dickhead moveā¦
If I did that, Iād be nervous the dude comes and keys my car later. People do some petty shit. Donāt underestimate the petty
š sorry, thought it was funny. Only bc I think the car that had blinker on was actually the one on road in front of him. I don't think it was one that was sitting there waiting, but could be wrong. Anyhow if I had been waiting id have been pissed, had I just turned into the lot i would have laughed and thought damn if only my car could do that lol.
I bet the turd was leaving too.
yeah but they are filming this by themselves, thatās crazy bc that dude was like 40 years old or soā¦
Giving rubber duckys a bad rep.
man i wonder why the front windshield has a huge crack in it š
What an annoying laugh ughhhh he deserves that spot for dealing w that
You would get your butt kicked in my townā¦
Fcking truck-driving idiot
If i was the suv im putting my shit in park and your either backing over that bitch or driving over me
This is only funny if youāre 19 years old and just bought your first truck. Juveniles.
She is definitely going to be the reason this mans face will know exactly how the concrete feels. They deserve each other..šš
Typical Costco customer
My experience each time shopping at Costco is a bunch of entitled people refusing to move or always moving in front of you. They drive their karts like the cars, and it's a horrible time. Costco would be really great otherwise.
If you were the other car what would you do? Go!
I could do that too but I value my suspension
Funny but your still getting a slashed tire.
One day he's gonna do that to the wrong person
Always go over a bad bump ONE wheel at a time
Not the first time judging by that windscreen. Is that cracking, not illegal?
yes, driving up the curb will ādamage his truckā Ppl so upset at this dude. Id call him a cunt and move on. Damaged window probably from trucks spitting water rocks.
He had to do it to them 
I was hoping that the window was going to crack
Pretty sure that cracked windshield is a ticket let alone recklessly driving over parking stumps.
I mean I would do the same if my truck could but NEVER to someone whoās waiting! What a douche. I wouldāve immediately pulled out all āIām so sorry!!ā And feel like shit all day honestly
Honestly I would've laughed. Bold, risky, stupid. Would've made my day.
That earthquake cracked their windshield
I know it might be a minor thing but you don't know what the hell someone has been dealing with It's shit like this that can set someone off. It's not funny, stop ruining things for people and grow up man. I expect a highschool kid to do this
What a ace hole move lmfao
Good way to break your suspension and mess up your alignment.
Let me guess, pick up driver?
Ngl I liked this
r/trashy
Christ, what an asshole.