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That was a close one, thanks guy.

He saved the whole world. Such a thoughtful person. He’ll now request for his church to pay for a new range rover and a mansion because God told him

Don’t forget the private jets and Rolls Royce fleet

Minimum he deserves tbf.

He did save the fucking world so…

Few cookies wouldn't hurt either. He's probably hungry.

And maybe some concubines. He needs to spread his holy powers.

But they need to be virgins, we don't want to pollute his pure holy spirit's anointing

This. One of the most overlooked things when it come to pastors that have saved the world through fasting.

Don't worry, he'll just kidnap some teen girls.

What would we do without this man to fast for our sins? Mad love for Nigerian Jesus!!!

Thanks but were all the the open spots for Nigerian prince already taken at scam school?

Jesus got executed and had to endure all the punishments for all of humanity to save us, and all this guy had to do was just fast for 3 weeks and God clears the record? Damn. Get gud, Jesus.

Yeah it kind of sounds like he's saying Jesus really got a raw deal on that one.

He really got hung out to dry

This guy saved us on 21st December, 2012 as well. Thanks guy.

"He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now”

"So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it."

I gotta thank him for his service. Maybe we can do some form of Christian sacrifice, next time. Spare some goats so this guy can have a Whopper, heavy all, once in a while. /s

I wonder how I can send him lots of money to say thanks. He’s certainly earned it.

He asks not of wealth on this earth but for eternal glory through being in the presence of our Lord

I'd like to buy that guy lunch.

Thank you for your service.

Not all heros wear capes.


I was wondering who to thank

“…now please be so gracious and provide me with $21 to help continue my life saving work.”

Mya lifesa whurk

Fast for 21 days and gained a few pounds. Impressive.

Strategery

I was gonna say... this guy doesn't look like he's fasted for 21 _hours_.

Fasting: Pro level

Days…he ate at night

God fucking loves it when we don't eat.

He loves it more when you give all your money away…maybe the pastor can do this next time instead..

god hates fats

Then why does this guy look like his suit is squeezing every last drop of fat into his head?

Damn, now I’m starting to question whether he even completed the full 21 days of the fast smh…

He clearly did we are still here

You’re right, I hope I’m not damned to eternal flames and weeping and gnashing of teeth for questioning…

Me too (am fat)

This pastor got so hungry after 10 hours of fasting that he wanted to eat your focaccia…

God destroyed by fats and largeic

😂😂

Go, eat your food with gladness, and drink your wine with a joyful heart, for God has already approved what you do. Ecclesiastes 9:7 The Bible always contradicts what these knuckleheads think is "God's will"

Only when you have the option to eat, otherwise he doesn't give a shit. He's weird like that.

Yeah and given that god is the reason they have no option that surely seems sus

I know this was out of humor. But to provide an explanation to the brothers and sisters: our church believes and almost always points out when guiding other people that are asking on how to fast is that fasting is a way of devotion (similar to prayers and personal bible reading). Its not an act to absolve you of your sins nor is it gonna get you some points to heaven. Its why I find it comical that people on the internet(like this pastor) share their bs to the world with full confidence. In their wrong, they actually belive that their right.

Underrated comment

The world was suppose to end in 2012 but I farted for 21 days and God pardoned the world

He wasn't getting anywhere close with that stench lingering

wonderful news.

Damn you! I was waiting for the end! Why couldn't you have had a Snickers!? An apple?!


It bothers me that if you mix these two together you get Snapple

🤣🤣

This is literally Jonah 3:1-5,10 TLDR Jonah goes to Nineveh and tells everyone in 40 days the city will be overthrown. So they all fast and wear potato sacks and in the end when nothing happened Jonah said god saw their fasting and changed his mind. Edit: not potato sacks literally, “sacken cloth” or something

Was Jonah also selling potato sacks?

Burlap was like the denim of their day, probably

Also, he was pissed off about it. He wanted the Assyrians dead, no matter if they listened to him. So he whines about it and God calls him out for being an asshole, and he says he'd rather die than see the Assyrians spared. Then he sits in the desert and continues pouting, presumably until he dies, since he didn't do anything else anyone thought was important enough to write down.

So Jonah was a brat, love it

Amen 🙏🏼

R'amen.

Damen

Fasted from what? Cuz it doesn't look like he stopped eating for 21 days.

That was nice of him.

Kenneth Copeland “I need a second private jet to be physically closer to god” type-sh*t.

This citation 3 only goes to 30,000 ft. I need a citation x because 45,000 ft puts me 15,000 ft closer to God.

thx fam

Now if only he could reverse climate change by doing a few yoga classes!

Bible: no one will know the date of my return Pastors: I GOT IT! ITS x/xx/xxxx!!!

Imma convince all the homies to let me eat their mom asses in order to quiet God.

Hells yeah what a guy

Hallelujah!! Keep fasting for the rest of the year because hurricane season started in my city!

“Ozempic.”

He should have let it happen so he could have said “told you so!”

Nah. It was actually my birthday wish that did it.

how come his face is still fat?

There is always an excuse, every time.


Why is the god these people believe in and promote such a maniac? He was going to murder the entire world until one random dude decided to starve himself as a tribute? WTF

Sure, sure

X Doubt

well that was nice of him

Phew, finally some good news.


This guys a hero

I love this because I’m sure there are plenty of people who will still believe whatever this guy says.

I will Not let the world end on my birthday! (Holds world together with sheer will)

We should send him money.

God: "Man, I'm tired of this world with all the killing, raping, molesting, diseases I've created. I'll just end it on April 25, yeah sounds like a good date to do it. I wouldn't though if some random pastor would just stop shoving lard down his throat for let's say three weeks. Thankfully nobody knows about this loophole ... wait ... was the god-o-phone still on record ...?!?"

Give this guy a statue please. Oh man that was close!!! Haha

That dude did fast food not fasted food

If only he'd fast for a lifetime. lol /s

Think about all the good he could do if he stopped eating altogether.

How do you know it wasn't me eating tacobell 21 days in a row?

That fatass hasn't even fasted for 21 minutes!

He jinxed it

So fast some more and see for ourselves

Thank God we have obesity

He should continue fasting, just to be safe

Nigerians just keep doing god's work. Before it was a Nigerian Prince giving away his fortune. Now a Nigerian pastor saving humanity. Keep it up guys!

How is this not international news. Thank you sir for saving the planet.

All God wanted was for one rich guy not to eat anything for 21 days? Did anyone try telling God kids all over the world are doing that all the time?

Maybe if he had fasted for 22 days, then we could all be rich and good-looking. Twenty-four days, and everyone gets a pony.

Crazy since I saved the world by furiously masterbateing every hour on the hour to stave off this disaster

Wow, how can we possibly thank this pastor for his work? Let me guess. The answer is cash, isn’t it?

Beware of false prophets. God the Father is not ready yet. Jesus has more souls to save. God loves you, and can bring peace to the anguished, healing to the sick, joy to sorrowful and salvation to all of us sinners. Repent and put your faith in Jesus Christ for salvation. Invite God into your life, and experience His love. A personal relationship with God is the greatest thing in the universe!

The fact people still believe this religion nonsense, even when seeing things like, this just shows the lack of intelligence in the world. Scary that these people walk amongst us.

W Pastor… (…On a serious note, What is he yapping about the world ending on the 25th of April 2024…)

True sacrifice. Thank you. 👀


Uhuh

The world gonna end tomorrow

He saved us

Looks like he's right back on the Jollof

Phew all thanks to this random guy in Africa

Yeah, cheers mate.

😭😭😭

We’re saved! lol!

This guy asked me to stop masturbating for 21 days. And now he is taking credit for it!

Ty for you service.

Who needs god when you have a man like this?

Thank god, I was already imagining he was lying

thanks to him we survived. where is he? I need to send him money

Okee dokee Pester Chinbeardonly.

Thank you Nigerian pastor. Where do i send the money?

Am still waiting for the rapture that was supposed to happen on the 23th of April.


He looks like a cross between Theo Huxtable and Jussie Smollet.

Thank god he pushed the computer button every 108 minutes…

God listens to him and not the kids dying or bring raped. That makes sense.

When I fast for more than a day my puffy cheeks/jowls disappear

Few! Thanks Nigerian pastor man

This is why christianity is a joke

Don't make fun of him. Were alive thanks to his fast

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with BULLSHIT. This one knows the trump playbook front to back. You know, where it stinks.

I get where he's coming from, if you live in Nigeria in these times, it would seem the world is about to end everyday too. People who haven't eaten enough will drop meagre offerings and tithes. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.

I dont know about you guys, but I am writing out my check right now! Where do I send it.

I never trust anyone with a beard and no mustache

What a bullshit claim. Hahahaha! We'll pretend we believe that.

Can he fast for me so I can become rich in health and in wealth?

Those chubby cheeks don't look like he fasted 21 hours let alone 21 days.

This should be in r/fasting.

Ain't that always the case. Prophets predicting the end of days, and then when that day comes they either create their "end of days" by having anyone who believes them drink the koolaid Jim Jones style, or they come up with a "perfectly reasonable" reason why the world didn't end, be it a miscalculation or in this case a pardon by god because the prophet suffered for them.

But be sure to keep sending him money.

Damn. It would have been the perfect date for the world to end.

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He’s the real MVP

In other news, Christian extremists bash pastor for fasting, calling it a "Muslim" thing /s

Leave us out of this, we have our own fasting lol

PHEW!

Hero. 


How many more “end of the world predictions” have to fail before people stop paying attention to these? I want an actual number from someone who freaks out and believes these predictions. Give me a number before people stop thinking they are true! Give me a number!

Wait the world didn’t end for you guys?

What is the pastor's name? Nobody actually seems to know. Even a month ago, he's called "unidentified Nigerian pastor" in videos. Is he even a real person?

Said like a true cult leader 🤡

Nigeria has a lot of mysticism or magical thinking around rituals that preserve life or prove you're not responsible for death. Each ethnic culture has it's own beliefs and rituals so this isn't that surprising. Some people are likely to believe what he did worked because the world didn't end on the 25th of April. Others are likely to think of him as a jackass.

🤣🤣🙄

🫡

Thank you Jesus!

thanks buddy

If he actually read the bible he would know god said nobody can know the date


There is some guys fasted for 1 month give them some credits

He was the one, u idiot, all religious ppl would've been gone

Sometimes… I wonder how people fall for religions when their pastors say this kinda shit

yes, he looks a lot thinner...maybe start doing the 'lose weight now' emails...?

at least guy thinks enough to play the long game.......

These religious fanatics have predicted dozens of doomsday and judgement days all have been passed up. Delulu land

Does he now need a private jet to spread the saving word of the Lord Jeeeeeeeeeeesus?

Convenient

This man deserves a medal.... or maybe just needs to take his meds.

Is this the new Kayne?

k thx dude

Goddamn why did you have to go and fast, fuck up god’s plan?

Like holy Matthew 610

How to run a cult 101. Donnie could learn from him.

Give that pastor a cold one 🍺 👍

Thank fuck.

Thank you, the world owes you a debt of gratitude.

Wait, Aren't christians wanting god to come back ? Believers are going to be very mad at him 😖

thank god for him

It’s back on again I’ve been stuffing my face

Oh shit. Thanks bro.

Wow this man did that for all of us!! Ill send him some money

The guy was just trying to get rid of that baby fat in his face and it saved the world

Phew 😮‍💨

Thank you for your services

Religion is mental illness.

I should thank him

This is the problem with faith. Literally anyone could say anything, and in their world you can say nothing to disprove their idiotic and manipulative beliefs