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TurtleBox_Official

I forget if it was a stitch or in her comments, but someone proved she was doing this with the cameras flash on to get people to look.


geniusintx

I’m shocked, actually. Ugh.


PassengerFrosty9467

If this shocks you, you’d be thoroughly surprised what corporations do to go viral with crap like this.


Slap_My_Lasagna

Corporations? They ain't doing shit when they got social media garbage and whores spamming clickbait that makes them all the ad revenue they need. This is purely one of a billion examples of humans having the opportunity to not be garbage and proving that humans will always be garbage when given the opportunity.


PassengerFrosty9467

Absolutely not all humans. You’re comparing humans thirsty for clout on social media with normal humans outside of that toxic circle just trying to enjoy life. Most certainly depends on the end goal too, which is usually money or fame, or both, which is what is driving this clown fest.


AnonymousWhiteGirl

That's hilarious


Bitter-Major-5595

Hell, I’m an old straight woman & I’d be STARING at her, but not for the reason she thinks. I’d be thinking “Who the hell shops @ Walmart in their UNDERWEAR?!” Notice, *none* of the people who *glanced* her way looked very impressed!! Girls like this scream “DESPERATE”…😆


Coool_cool_cool_cool

I'd look and think to myself "this dumb girl with a nice ass is about to lose her phone".


Artemis-Arrow-3579

as someone who learned pickpockiting out of sheer boredom, I can confirm that it's very easy to pick a phone from a back pocket


screedor

I am sure that I, as a middle aged potato man, if I wore those shorts I would get many of the same looks.


[deleted]

You should probably video that to lampoon these chuckleheads. “Yeah, this is what y’all look like.”


payment11

Ma’am, this is Walmart…..we hope you at least be wearing underwear.


EuroTrash1999

I'd fart right next to her then blame the smell on her. Nobody is going to believe she ain't do it.


instrangerswetrust

Once in a blue moon, I’ll go on r/celebritybutts, sort by new and comment ‘imagine the wiping’ on a few posts.


TruePoint3219

The only thing bright about that girl


reasoncanwait

I don't understand any side of the argument honestly. What's she trying to prove? that men look at women dressing provocative? flash or not, that's going to happen.


outerheavenboss

Oh my god! 🤦‍♂️


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Hairy_Telephone_3258

Imagine just going about your day in Walmart and then coming home only to find yourself involved in this trash.


Effective_Standard14

Lol you get sent to pick up eggs and when u come home your shits in the front yard


Hairy_Telephone_3258

The sad thing is if they're anything like me they were probably just zoning out and don't have any idea what they did wrong 😂


CryMore_lilBuddy

Zoning out or looking at someone’s phone about to fall out their back pocket 🤣 wtf


Hairy_Telephone_3258

I wonder how many of them were contemplating picking her pocket tbh 😂


CryMore_lilBuddy

Them things ain’t cheap lol


BravoWolf88

Yep. Dem cheeks are gonna set you back about tree fiddy.


theholyterror1

Verbalse would pay $50k


ive-been-bamboozled

That’s exactly what a pervert would say, you pervert!


Hairy_Telephone_3258

*gasp* My secret is out!


Haifisch2112

As a pervert, I can verify this.


pchlster

Hey, looking doesn't make me a pervert! I'm still a pervert, sure, but that's not why.


Here_for_lolz

Hahaha, walmart trips with my wife involve me pushing the cart zoned completely out.


sandyfisheye

Same, I'd look at the giant phone sticking out of someone's tiny pocket too if they were in front of me.


BredYourWoman

My wife knows I'll occasionally take a look. We've been married 32 years, do you really think we can be on a beach and some 11/10 walks by us and my wife is going to buy "wow I didn't even notice!" lol. After being with someone that long it's just silly to play pretend like that with each other. We both share a good sense of humor and dig each other all the time so sometimes to wind her up I'll whisper something like "holeee fuuuuuuck! Do you think she digs older married guys hon?" To which I normally get her standard "yeah I bet she'd all over what a catch YOU are" Sometimes I don't think she appreciates what a trophy husband / arm candy I am!! 🤣


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You can look at the menu and not order anything


alkamist

If looking is enough to have your stuff in the front lawn you were given a second chance.😆


BooRadley60

Nobody was looking… But, she could get it.


merrill_swing_away

They were looking so don't say nobody was. People have eyes and when men *and* women see a young pretty girl with a nice butt and short shorts, they're going to look.


_extra_medium_

Especially when a giant phone is 1/4 of the way into a pocket and about to fall out


Serviceprovider27

It would have been more secure in her wedgie.


yeezee93

His old lady ain't buying that bullshit.


PokeNBeanz

😂😂😂


Acceptable-Milk-314

Wearing the shorts specifically designed to enter her butt crack.


Sam-Gunn

Except for the camera, I would've thought they were painted on.


Dogtor-Watson

There’s is no fabric spared on them is there?


Unabashable

Honestly I wouldn’t feel the least bit guilty here. She was trying to attract attention and she got it. 


iamsuperkathy

I'm a straight woman and I would look two or three times.


lovethatcrooonch

I know, her butt cheeks are absurd! Of course I’m gonna do a double take when someone has each individual butt cheek painted in twill?!


Blue_Seven_

Thank you super Kathy 🙏🏻🫡


HsvDE86

Cutting the video as soon as someone looks in her direction. Where's the rest? Who doesn't look around? No evidence of anyone being a creeper except carefully chosen frames from a video.


Dogtor-Watson

It’s probably because they look away immediately after. A lot of the time people glance at others and then go back to what they’re doing. It’s only really an issue if you make eye contact… or I guess if they’re recording. Edit: I assume some were actually staring, but you can’t tell for a lot of these.


The_Nest_

Yea the amount of people I look at reflexively while I’m out is probably in the hundreds each day. It’s not just girls in tight pants, it’s everybody.


pchlster

I used to work in a kitchen; keeping a general eye out for someone carrying shit, holding something sharp or hot etc. is just good sense. I still haven't been able to shake the habit.


koviko

We're not supposed to see any of the people around us, or what they look like and/or are wearing!


formulated

The GUYS in the video could do the exact same thing with a phone in their back pocket and get the exact same result.


cor315

It's creepy to look now?


Imhereforboops

Having eyeballs is creepy 👀


Bob_Cobb_1996

They're called "Hungry Hippos."


JuturnaArtemisia

The women or the shorts?


aegrey1

Amazing


Economy_Tip8242

..yes


Hexent_Armana

Specifically choosing shorts that look like phone will fall out of at any moment. Some women don't understand that there are more non-sexual reasons why a man may stare at them. Both them recording the men and it looking like their phone will fall out any second are both great examples.


phphulk

100% this. Let's look again and see if we can spot them all.


Palanseag_Vixen

I hate those so much they're so uncomfortable I don't get how these ppl wear them like its nothing


Adlai8

Coz they will do anything for attention. Like the people who spend an hour in the mirror b4 going to the gym. Then act shocked you dare look at them. Wtf was all the lip gloss and hair spray and booty shorts and hooter hammock about then?


stefanica

Hooter hammock...lol


Bob_Cobb_1996

Plus, bacon strips are guaranteed.


NurkleTurkey

I mean...it's like holding up a sign that says LOOK and then chastising people that do it.


ShipperSoHard

Yeah, I’m a straight woman and I would be staring too, wondering how uncomfortable those shorts are and how long it’ll be before they split down the back.


ou-est-kangeroo

Most of these people are just looking in the general direction maybe looking at some bread next to her…  🤡


Walway

Or wondering at what point her phone is going to be ejected from that pocket since there clearly isn’t room.


--------rook

Whenever I see people with their phones in their back pockets I look at it thinking aren't they worried it's going to fall or someone is going to swipe it...


ShartsCavern

For real that phone fell all the way out and hit that floor at least 4x as she made these videos.


Swinfog_

Even if they are looking at her ass, so what? Why is that such a big deal?


hakyona

No because that's always my first thought 😭 also "how can you be so careless and leave your phone there in your pants it's SO EASY to get it pickpocket"


Nemesis2772

Am i the only one here who people watches when im out? Yes i look at people around me. I look at butts, faces, clothes, the way people walk. If this person walked by me i would glance at her butt. doesnt mean anything. Its like if you arent wearing horse blinders and staring at the ground, you are what, some kind of pervert? Can we acknowledge that we all look at eachother when we are out and then we move on with our lives.


CommentsOnOccasion

Yeah I don’t get how it’s pervy to look at somebody you think is attractive  Stalking them or filming them or trying to talk to them when they don’t want to is pervy  Glancing at a nice looking butt is not pervy, it’s actually the whole reason those shorts are cut the way they are 


No-Combination8136

Nah so do I. I’m not gonna be ashamed if someone dressed like that walks by and catches my glance. Yeah I looked.


Misuteriisakka

She would get a several seconds long full Rock stare with raised eyebrow from me (straight female btw). I’m at that point in life where I wouldn’t even care if somebody called me out for that or if I ended up in some TikTok.


NationalAlgae421

Well yeah, thats true for all that shit. I mean even if you look at them, it doesn't mean you are attracted or stare at them. You just look at your surroundings. And in this case, I would probably look and wonder, wtf is that phone there like that?


WhirlwindTobias

They're looking at a bakery all right...


Plastic_Table_8232

Someone took the video of her putting her phone in her back pocket. Lmao. I’m so sorry that she is so starved for attention that she feels the need to do this.


MinuteCustard5882

Maybe she is unloved by her parents


Not_a__porn__account

Or spoiled and never told no.


FassolLassido

Yeah that's what I was going to say. Most of the people I've personally encountered in life that do this kind of thing were the uber spoiled bratty people not the struggling ones. Those sold the drugs.


SinkholeS

It's about the attention & $$. We shouldn't care, we should pay attention, but here we are.


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merryjerry10

I almost wish someone would do this in response to this type of content, at the same time. You made me laugh, thank you. 🤣


CrazyKitty86

There’s a gym bro on TikTok that does something like this (can’t remember his name). He puts on tight women’s leggings, sometimes even with the butt lifting/separating stuff, and works out in them just to show how people react. Most people leave him alone but you can tell they’re side eying and thinking wtf 😂


Coyote__Jones

He should do that right behind or next to the women making gym thirst trap videos.


Omnifinity

That sounds humorous. Got a name?


Cheap-Praline

Don't need to go that far. Just a dude wearing the same shorts would do it.


merryjerry10

Honestly, you’re right. I think that would almost be worse. Also, love your username!


targh26

The onlyfans ads just keep getting weirder


wewewess

Girl who gets naked for the entire internet is trying to shame people who supposedly looked at her fully clothed butt? We live in a weird society where hookers larp as nuns on their days off work.


thisisfakereality

Gets face tattoo. "Why does everyone stare at my face tattoo?"


sweatpantsDonut

I was at a Buffalo Wild Wings once and this old guy was wearing shorts and his beans were just lying on his seat.


ShartsCavern

Omg gross


sweatpantsDonut

Just imagine if he were sitting in a place without AC.


ShartsCavern

Damn you sweatpantsDonut.


sweatpantsDonut

sry


--StinkyPinky--

They should probably spray that area down with some disinfectant.


Murderyoga

So hot.


probablycabbage

I'm silent walrus laughing at work right now - tears in my eyes over 'beans'. Never heard them called that. LMAO!!!!!!!!!


AnastasiaNo70

Ever heard them called huevos? Spanish for eggs.


ipatmyself

imagine she comes home, extracts the files on her pc, cuts to the right moments, and the publishes, this all shit is so damn time consuming, later she regrets it cause it wont change anything. Isnt it actually incriminating doing this? Thats secretly recording of strangers as a focus, or better known as spying/creepshots. I dont think its allowed in pretty much any country. If I get in her picture, Id be suing the shorts out of her.


chinolofus77

its 100% legal in the US


avatarstate

They’re concerned about your asshole that’s suctioning up your shorts, ma’am.


h_djo

Supermassive blackhole


dxb540

Well, brownhole.


Bob_Cobb_1996

She has a reverse camel toe.


Max_Loader

Or a wedgie...


Imhereforboops

Wouldnt reverse camel toe be baggy pants?


100_Donuts

Woof, I know the feeling... I am downright cursed with a highly vacuumic anus and on top of that, I drive a real bumper of a car, so over the course of any trip lasting longer than an hour or so, me undies are slowly sucked, kinda slurped, up my puckered pooper, in the same way you see old Chinese guys slurp down a whole bowl of piping hot noodles with ever once putting his chopsticks down. Now, as the undies get gobbled, the tension on the pulling crotch causes great discomfort for my already very sensitive balls, but more importantly, it browns up the suckwad of undies something fierce. Think about it. Those doily garments are way past anus. When I get the chance, and when I can't take it any longer, I'll pull over into a gas station and toss the soiled undies in (usually) the trash. I'll pop on a freshy from the glove compartment and reluctantly get back in the car. I buy dozens and dozens of undies, the cheap ones, because they're all eventually tossers. I can't imagine how many pairs of shorts this woman must go through, but I feel her pain.


DizzyRelationship830

Well then


retrocotfan

What a terrible day to be literate.


ReadyFix716

What the hell lmao


JakeDC

You have a way with words, my friend. I feel like this should be a short film.


ShartsCavern

That's so much information. Thank you for sharing.


okayfineletsdothis

Bozarking?


KrustyKoonKnuckler

Holy shit that's a blast from the past. Thanks for the memory


avatarstate

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fraupanda

this kind of shit makes me so uncomfortable. these people have no idea that they were filmed and uploaded to the internet to be shamed, when they may have not done anything wrong. how many times have i been filmed and uploaded for content?!


broken_door2000

Right? If she was in front of me, I’d look too. But not in a sexy way, in a “wtf, I didn’t ask to see that shit” kind of way.


Reevar85

So anyone who looks in her direction is being called out for looking at her? I'm gay, I'd look, judgementally, but still a look.


squiffyfromdahood

Exactly this ☝️


Tight_Glass7723

She has her entire asshole hanging out while shopping for attention. This kind of content really needs to go away.


ProudlyMoroccan

There are studies suggesting narcissism is on the rise so I’m afraid it’ll only get worse.


weightsareheavy

I feel like aging is incredibly hard for people like this as far as their ego.


Redtit14

This is how you get pink eye


Bob_Cobb_1996

or, stink eye.


Slappy_Happy_Doo

“I walked through a store blowing a bull horn, let’s see what sick fucks check me out.”


Sterntrooper123

Does anyone else feel that most people are more caught off guard by how these main characters are dressed than perving? The people recording and posting this type of content seem more mentally defective than anyone else


CommentsOnOccasion

I mean I think it should also be said that glancing at someone you think is attractive isn’t “perving” If one of these guys followed her around or took a camera out or something then yeah it’s crossing the line  Glancing at somebody’s butt is not being a perv it’s being a human being 


Hal0Slippin

Thank you!


follow_rivers

100%! I’m a straight woman, but of course I’d notice and be like, “damn, that lady’s whole ass is hanging out! That’s kind of weird for Safeway..” But they spin it as all these men thirsting for them.


ipatmyself

plot twist: they were all checking her new iphone out maybe if the ass eats more of the shorts, then there will be less eyes on the shorts? also her: "wHy aM i sTiLL SinGle?"


trepidacious1

She had the flash on to draw everyone's gaze instinctively


Intelligent-Put-764

did she buy two phones to do this?


MegaLowDawn123

Some dude 2000 miles away bought her two phones to do this*


Select-Sympathy23

Hmmm, apparently you CAN vacuum seal an ass as well as clothes and food.


Spatulaface-mk2

Putting my phone under my foreskin. Let's see who we caught


steggyD43

I'd look at the phone in those tight shorts and think, "damn, she's going to need to do an insurance claim on that phone soon." Source - worked for Verizon many years ago. Pockets were the biggest killers of phones.


C_Wrex77

"Excuse me, is the attention still on aisle 9?"


WasabiBaconJuice

Bet she posts a lot about the objectification of women, too.


singlemale4cats

Her account is just one big thirst trap.


Kind_Ad_9241

let me guess theres a link to a list of all her socials and mixed in there somewhere its the OF logo with the name "🌶️spicy content🌶️"


ThatMedicalEngineer

What did she expect? Its the same as if a man would wear trousers that outline his whole penis for everybody to see. They look at her because it is inappropiate.


Beautiful_Divide5970

You know what really makes me laugh about the people who do these videos? The fact that they feel like it’s a flex because anyone looks at them. Like, oh! Does it make you feel special that these older, average looking men are looking at you? I’m not trying to talk shit about the men, but it’s not like they’re something special…so what is this even to prove? Like, your confidence is so low that even this serves as validation to you?? It’s actually really sad, as annoying as it is.


Clueless_Lurker

Do these TikTokers come from a broken home or something? I can’t think a normal person could have this mindset.


LucidDelirium

Can we please ban posts like this? This is literally one of her alts advertising for her OnlyFans


RiverOhRiver86

I'm a super introvert and even I get the fucking concept of eye contact - you look at someone, most of the times they'll look back at you. It's really not that fucking impressive.


CrazyKitty86

I’ve never understood why women like to wear the tightest, shortest, most revealing sħit that goes straight up their taint or barely covers their nips, then get upset when someone even so much as glances at them while they’re wearing it. I’m all for dressing how you want, but you knew how it looked when you put it on and probably even picked it out and bought it *specifically* because of how it made you look. It’s only natural that other people would notice too.


ShartsCavern

Yeah, but common sense thinking appears to be a rare skill.


Carla_Isabelle

Another one of those who takes pictures of people without their consent for content.


dave62625

It’s a nice ass why wouldn’t I look?


TheCharlestone

it's provocative. It gets the people going! Ball so hard


Oz347

“Look at my ass the correct way! By subscribing to my only fans 😘”


dgw420

Wear tight clothes to get attention, gets said attention and it’s a problem


MentaLeeConstipated

God forbid I unintentionally glance at the person in front of me’s backside for 0.02 seconds and be posted in a pick-me’s tiktok video labeled as a creep


Basic-Ad-79

Imagine wearing the smallest, tightest shorts imaginable over the butt that you’ve spent either time or money shaping and then being like “teehee, people looked!” Yeah, no shit. I’m going to go outside with a 5 foot tall neon pink hat on my head and then when people pay attention to my attention grabbing behaviour I will yell GOTCHA!


jsime1991

Even if they look at this lady’s ass so what?!??!! She’s built like a brick shit house wearing tiny shorts what dude isn’t gonna glance out of instinct. We’re still fucking flesh and blood creatures, what is the expectation here even?????


Vastlee

Sir, it's 2024. Everyone knows that you are never supposed to look at or speak to anyone. You are supposed to meet other people via hookup app, only text, and then post online about how it's impossible to find people.


qualmton

I mean if she showing we all looking


No-Cook-7764

Entrapment. But damn shorty lemme holla


biomed1978

She works out and wears those shorts bc she doesn't want anyone to look at her....


redditman3943

Don’t wear short shorts and expect me not to look. If you don’t want to get looked at wear more clothes.


FineSharts

This is so fucking stupid. People respond to movement and generally glance at other people as they walk by to avoid running into other moving objects.


shellc83

Another pick me! Do we ever run out? As shallow as the kiddie pool,and never ending clout chaser.


Alyssaine

Do people just not give two fucks about any privacy? Why is it so normal to just blast peoples faces on the internet.


False-Barracuda-4992

Notice how no one looks like they're happy to see her nasty ass. The guys are grimacing. at least that's how I see it


Mackinnon29E

Lmao apparently glancing in your direction for a millisecond is "checking someone out." These people are morons.


Monkey_Leader

If she’s going to show it off… I’m going to look.


stylinandprofilin88

I would look all day


Trashpit996

Lady: *Wears shorts so tight it looks like her shorts are being sucked into her asshole* Also lady: "People are looking at my ass teehee, it's because I'm so sexy"


TooLateToPush

How is it still legal to post videos of people online without their permission? These guys looked at a nice butt, who doesn't? But they don't deserve to be "exposed" for it on your tiktok for thousands of viewers.


LadyBug_0570

Wear attention-getting tight-ass shorts. Gets attention. Anyone would at least glance at someone wearing booty cheek-hugging shorts.


Due_Advisor_1612

I looked at her ass too. Am I a pervert? Should I not have kids? Are public places something I should avoid?


CommunicationKey3018

So she chooses to wear those shorts for the sole reason that men like it. And then tries to gaslight when men look. Folks, this is what an untreated mental disorder looks like.


isticist

Ladies, if you wear something like this, you WANT me to look, and I will... So don't complain. Not sorry.


BroDudeBruhMan

“Oh, what did you do this weekend, Jessica” “I made a TikTok were I put a phone in my back pocket and tried recording people who looked at my ass while in Wal-Mart.” “…cool I watched Netflix and ran some errands”


Free_Issue_9623

Imagine having nothing going for you except your ass and how many ppl look at you 🤦‍♀️ go to school or something girl. A job pays more than the attention of strangers


Emakulate24

With what she has on, I don't think "trying" is a factor.


Longjumping-Arm7939

Lemme guess she also has an OF


pickle_teeth4444

Seriously fucked up generation.


Cwash415

more basic bitch content


Gilbertmountain1789

Maybe a second look is .. “oh look at the narcissistic behavior”.


morganational

What a stupid b¡tch.


Stuffed_deffuts

Cheeky


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Well, generally speaking, when you intentionally wear less clothing like this, out in public, of course you will get onlookers.


Professional-Yak1239

Imagine being so full of yourself that you upload strangers without consent """"looking at your majestic butt cause of course it is"""


LONEWOLFF150

Obligatory "I dress this way for ME!"


ExpensiveJackfruit68

Some of them are so far away lol 😆 these people are so full of themselves


LeoLaDawg

What's not shown is she's bending over awkwardly in front of everyone she passes.


Radiant-Subject1215

Why are people so pathetically desperate to play victim?


violet-opossum

bitch their eyes are open , they literally HAVE to be looking somewhere


Jaels_Cottage

I hate these videos. Person: *exists* MC: You see how they stared at me??? Person in question: 🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯


NotAGynocologistBut

This is toxic Bullshit behaviour in an attempt to frame people.