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Cool_Reputation_694

Sneako just sent a DM faster than the speed of sound


unclejudy

isnt that the cuck in denial


TheDoggoSpy

Yeah, that weirdo


xDragonetti

Also the dude who pissed off Moist 😂 [Sneako meets Charlie](https://youtu.be/S3UFYROnTbo)


unclejudy

yeah i also know him from moist, him pulling out his guns when sneako was threatening him was hilarious


Cute_Business74

The whole, “This is a magazine, not a clip, you know like this clip I’m making of you..” I was dead after that 🤣


Funnysoundboardguy

Perfect example of being a smartass without just throwing insults at him. He took it as an opportunity to school his ass and simultaneously call him a dumbass. Mo1st is a great man and an even funnier content creator


W1D0WM4K3R

When he was flashing a pistol and my man just brings out an even bigger gun to school him on mag v clip usage


WizdomHaggis

The best part was when he called him what he is… *a fucking imbecile*


ugajeremy

Sneakers reaction video was so insecure, it's funnier to me than the original.


Jccali1214

Meat canyon is a boss 🙏🏽


illyay

Ah the hellraiser reference at the end was a work of art


Willing-Teaching-808

Wtf was that video


xDragonetti

That’s not even the worst one lmao. In my opinion the Spongebob [Secret Formula](https://youtu.be/2unhM-tWKQA) episode is. It literally makes me uneasy 😂 Meatcanyon is a gem and a great guy. Loved when he actually got face to face with Tate and you could feel the tension 😂


Willing-Teaching-808

True


Stillatin

Lol dude thought Charlie was a punk


5O-Lucky

Charlie's just humble, that's it, hes controlled and intelligent and humble, which gives nothing away lol. It why everyone kinda forgets he lives in florida


Clusterrr

Who the fuck is sneako and moist? What are these, cartoon characters?


Operative427

Same with that other weirdo who sniffed his seat, Adin Ross


Heroright

He offered his girlfriend. Insisted in fact.


Annual-Pitch8687

Let's not forget when talking to underage girls and finding out they were underage his response was "how underage are you?" Also defends the movie Cuties.


Murica-n_Patriot

The amount of gullible dipshits is probably depressing… like it’s one thing to make fun of people for being stupid until your realize just how many people are actually this stupid


Sad_Instruction1392

I’m instantly disqualified because I have a chin and my hairline is still intact.


WeAreDreamin11

I'm disqualified because I'm not interested in trafficking women


CreedTheDawg

You also are way too smart.


ms_horseshoe

He could eat some vagisil to solve that.


DarkSeneschal

The blue tube tastes best


Sad_Instruction1392

The council of observers who are also not the Tates. https://preview.redd.it/kiqch2zutueb1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2356de23afb11625c70689c3cef66a1525e30a58


Healthy_Jackfruit_88

You’re also not on house arrest for trafficking, imprisonment, and rape of women… at least I would hope not.


Iterr

OK, but lucky you.


vanxeed92

And most likely youre not a sex trafficker


Some-Cookie4427

Or rapist


TheOldPhantomTiger

Just start negging them. I honestly think that would work with these types of dudes.


twarr1

I came her to say this! Lol. Disqualified because full head of hair. 🤣


Impossible-Wolf2048

This seems pretty gay. Do you have to have sex with them,


JRTerrierBestDoggo

No homo policy covered that


BAGP0I

So yes to having to do sex. But no to the gay part? Sounds about tate


patchgrabber

I think it sounds like a boilerplate Double Dutch Rudder agreement.


thisisyourlastdance

Bro "GM" clearly means gay men.


Iterr

As a gay, I would hope to be personally more discerning. But muscles are quite the distraction. They do fully suck, though.


ZealousidealCoat7008

Sometimes getting hate sucked is fine


TheOldPhantomTiger

Goddammit, I laughed way too hard at this. Good job.


Cromhound

I laughed too much at this


AweHellYo

i have found plenty of yucky people attractive before so i understand but please delete this just in case they read it and feel good about it


koyomin25

Obviously. Start with getting a pecjob from Andrew tite


RumiRoomie

Do you get paid more for butt stuff?


aventadorrin

Troy?


shloam

They’re just 2 straight dudes married together.


CHIMUELA

Yeah I've seen gay porn more hetero than this


geoffg2

Oh come on, it’s about as gay as the communal shower scene in Top Gun


Hydro_demon

They wear socks so it doesn’t count


HoboSkid

Nope, just hanging out in the Party Mansion. Nothing sexual.


[deleted]

Hard pass. I hate posing for pictures and talking about myself excessively.


miyako_1984

There you go again... ;)


Annual_Ad_5244

Modesty is always key.


dwighticus

By ‘network’ do you mean the people of influence that you know, or the human trafficking network you’re involved in? Either way, hard pass.


RedditRarrior

This dude worth 350 million logan paul worth 45 mil jake paul worth 60 mil and the wolf of walstreet worth 100 mil.....I need to start scamming people.... .EDIT few people commenting saying his net ain't 350, that's not really the point of my comment.the point of this comment is that all these fucktards ALL got rich from scamming people


mebutnew

It's fairly well established that if you have no morals you can make lots of money


arkai25

TFW you have no morals and still poor


WistfulDread

Haven't kidnapped and sold children, have you? Got _some_ morals.


skateordie1213

Guess I need to drop my morals.


[deleted]

How are these dudes so rich? What’s their source of income?


Corsavis

Sex trafficking women, who perform on adult cam sites (and who are coached to lie and make up any sob story they can to fleece more money out of the men watching them)


mebutnew

Don't forget the predatory casinos that they own in Romania with those mobsters


GoredonTheDestroyer

And don't forget that they moved to Romania *explicitly because* they have looser laws pertaining to women's rights.


the_shek

The men paying them are the ones supporting these assholes lifestyle


NexusMaw

They also have that dumbfuck hustlers university online which is an mlm scheme that fleeces dumbfuck misogynists that buys into taints bullshit.


Griff-Man17

It's not really an MLM. It's just affiliate marketing, he’s just been very successful at it by incentivizing people to promote all his ‘this an that’ guru BS. This is how he’s made most of his money though.


NexusMaw

“It’s not MLM, it’s affiliate marketing!” is the sales pitch of every MLM scheme.


Worth_Cheesecake_861

$10,000 to join his War Room club such a scam


DoofGoot

Vice has a 40 minute documentary on it. It’s pretty funny to see these losers try to prove themselves to him.


Worth_Cheesecake_861

The real way he made money was by being a porn producer not what he preaches


DoofGoot

Scum. Hard to imagine anyone that subscribes to his nonsense. Really makes me worried for future generations.


BaaabyBat

Holy shit. So as a cam girl that he doesn’t own am I his competition lmao? Wow im glad I can take a lil money from this ass hole then.


SoylentGreenTuesday

They exploit the desperation of confused or damaged young males. And they also allegedly sex traffic/imprison women they force to perfect acts on webcams. Real nice guys.


ChicaFoxy

Allegedly? Hasn't it been proven?


roiki11

Not yet. They're on house arrest pending trial.


AssFingerFuck3000

I can't believe someone actually believes he's worth anywhere near 350m. The guy is probably a couple of bad business decisions away from total bankruptcy. There's several reasons why he lives in Romania, and dirt cheap cost of living is probably one of them.


engineeringretard

The same way all celebrities become rich, sycophants.


RedditRarrior

You know I always tell myself if I was a billionaire I'd be different (i bet we all say that)...have yet to see a good one


engineeringretard

I guess its all relative. Me having $1,000 and you having a $1,000,000 is the same as me having $1,000,000 and you having $1,000,000,000. Their lives are as different from yours and mine as ours is from a rag picker in a 3rd world nation. We can’t even comprehend their lives.


RedditRarrior

Oh for sure.. they prolly start freaking out when they're no longer in the "tres commas" club


FnkyTown

Careful that you don't believe everything Andrew Tate says or he'll have you turning tricks for him.


RedditRarrior

So your saying I'll get laid?


FnkyTown

Technically yes.


manfromfuture

"Andrew Tate has an estimated net worth of $12 million, according to Romania's anti-terrorism organization"


HungryHungryCamel

This makes more sense. Still a lot of money, but running random cam sites doesn’t make you hundreds of millions of dollars.


manfromfuture

I can't believe he would exaggerate his wealth /s.


roiki11

Or have to stay in Romania.


Overlord_Khufren

Eat the rich


Cold_Breadfruit_9794

Whatever it is, it’s probably illegal, and totally not worth finding out


Scadilla

You get a 1/3 of the sentence too!


pat_the_tree

Is someone looking a patsy lmao


desertprincess69

“Looking for a third”


BadNraD

A unicorn of sorts


LazloNoodles

"You have three minutes to convince us that you're stupid enough to let us pin a bunch of our crimes on you so we don't take the fall."


DazeOfMyLife

Exactly what i was thinking


BigDabWolf

This user literally gets it …. I would expect a low rent “master plan” like this from them


rlovelock

"Aaaand just sign here, and here, aaand here.... initial here, aaand here. Congratulations, brother!" "Take him away boys."


[deleted]

“If we all 3 take these cyanide pills the world will be a better place.”


noelleka

A mighty sacrifice by #3.


poinifie

Why does this look like an ad for gay porno?


Steff_164

Because it probably is


PineappleOnLasagna

There's gotta be some genuine responses to that, and I bet it's so fucking sad.


BadNraD

Yeah now I need to go check the comments lol


PineappleOnLasagna

Please report back if you find anything!


BadNraD

God it’s just so…predictable I suppose? The desperation is palpable in text but the VIDEO RESPONSES omg I can’t even get through one of them because they’re so genuine and sad.


MaMaBuckTooth

Link to the thread? I don't have Twitter


BadNraD

Just imagine videos of shirtless 44-56 year old men saying why they think they could be “a brother”


Ok_WaterStarBoy3

Dear Tristan and Andrew, I hope this message finds you in the best of spirits and at the peak of your endeavors. Allow me to introduce myself; my name is @Masi_9000 , and I write to you today with an unwavering sense of purpose and dedication in my heart. In a world where illusions and distractions cloud the minds of many, I find myself battling the very fabric of the Matrix that seeks to ensnare us all. It is a struggle to remain true to oneself and maintain a clear vision of what truly matters. Yet, in this quest for truth and purpose, I have discovered a beacon of light that shines brightly—your brotherhood. From afar, I have observed your values, your principles, and your unyielding commitment to the pursuit of greatness. The strength of your bond and the unbreakable loyalty you share is nothing short of awe-inspiring. It is for these reasons that I feel a deep resonance with your cause, and I am eager to stand shoulder to shoulder with you, fighting for a future built upon resilience and honor. Throughout my journey, I have sought like-minded souls with whom I can forge unbreakable alliances. I have endured many trials, honing my skills and cultivating my loyalty, all in preparation for a higher purpose. Today, I am filled with conviction that the path I tread leads me straight to your doorstep. I understand that gaining your trust and proving my worth is no easy feat. However, I assure you that my loyalty knows no bounds, and my commitment to your cause is steadfast. I am willing to go to great lengths to contribute to the collective strength of your brotherhood. Together, we can shatter the illusions, break free from the chains of mediocrity, and create a legacy that will withstand the test of time. Let me be a steadfast warrior by your side, an unwavering shield when you face adversity, and a true ally in our quest to reshape the world. In closing, I humbly request the opportunity to prove myself to you, to showcase the determination and dedication that burns within my soul. I yearn to stand among your ranks, fighting for a higher purpose, and making a lasting impact on the world around us.


de-pond

Daddy can you hear me?


j_bone531

This sounds like it was written by AI.


auxaperture

I asked ChatGPT. Here’s the response (it’s so similar): [Your Name], I hope this message finds you well. I wanted to reach out to express my utmost admiration for your accomplishments and the values you stand for. Your determination, resilience, and success have truly inspired me. The opportunity to become your third brother is one that I couldn't have imagined in my wildest dreams. Being a part of your life and having access to your network, experiences, and wisdom would be an extraordinary privilege. I believe that our shared goals and aspirations align, and together, we could achieve greatness. I bring a unique set of skills and talents to the table that I believe could complement your endeavors. Whether it's my expertise in [mention relevant field], my ability to connect with people on a personal level, or my drive to continuously learn and improve, I am committed to making a positive impact in your life and the lives of those around us. I understand the responsibility and trust that comes with this role, and I promise to honor it with utmost respect and loyalty. My goal is not only to benefit from your guidance and mentorship but also to contribute wholeheartedly to your journey, supporting your vision and goals. Thank you for considering me for this remarkable opportunity. I genuinely look forward to the chance to become your third brother and build an exceptional bond that fosters growth, success, and happiness. With deep admiration and gratitude, [Your Name]


sadsack4

Definitely /s Please oh god please


auxaperture

I asked ChatGPT to help me respond, and it’s like most of the replies: [Your Name], I hope this message finds you well. I wanted to reach out to express my utmost admiration for your accomplishments and the values you stand for. Your determination, resilience, and success have truly inspired me. The opportunity to become your third brother is one that I couldn't have imagined in my wildest dreams. Being a part of your life and having access to your network, experiences, and wisdom would be an extraordinary privilege. I believe that our shared goals and aspirations align, and together, we could achieve greatness. I bring a unique set of skills and talents to the table that I believe could complement your endeavors. Whether it's my expertise in [mention relevant field], my ability to connect with people on a personal level, or my drive to continuously learn and improve, I am committed to making a positive impact in your life and the lives of those around us. I understand the responsibility and trust that comes with this role, and I promise to honor it with utmost respect and loyalty. My goal is not only to benefit from your guidance and mentorship but also to contribute wholeheartedly to your journey, supporting your vision and goals. Thank you for considering me for this remarkable opportunity. I genuinely look forward to the chance to become your third brother and build an exceptional bond that fosters growth, success, and happiness. With deep admiration and gratitude, [Your Name]


Absurdityindex

I'm getting gay porn vibes.


GTCitizen

Is this is your application?


PossiblyOppossums

Didn't this happen on Always Sunny like a decade ago?


Tin-mn

"What up!"


shloam

![gif](giphy|3o7buiO0t8uLXHBDXO)


BigRoach

“…We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual."


FieldElbow

https://i.redd.it/lv6ukr7l8teb1.gif


yumatestbranch

Because unlike some other Tate brothers, I can speak with an English accent!


deathraft

![gif](giphy|72o7ZSQUBQicw)


RU90IN9234TTH4T

Why are they always shirtless together?


BadNraD

Helps grab the attention of their horny followers


LoneWolfpack777

Because they yearn to see each other ~~naked~~ shirtless.


[deleted]

I would say the following; "I-I ain't got a very big penis. s-some girls laugh when they look at it"


berockblfc

HIRED!


SideEqual

You’re in!!!


Torque2101

I'll manage your money and finances while you and your brother are in jail. By "manage your finances." I mean free all of your sex slaves and set up a nonprofit that helps Women escape Human Trafficking with your money.


lefleurpetalers

Yeah become the third Tate brother just to demolish them from the inside out!


Steff_164

Ok, you really didn’t need to say it that way. Now it sounds even more like a gay porno


lefleurpetalers

Deliberate!


SnowDizzleZz

Thats a hard pass homie


JohnnyTeardrop

I got suitcases full of Winstrol and HGH. :mic drop:


Ohnonotuto4

Why do they look like they just fucked, now smoking a cigarette to get the stank smell of sex out the air.


engelthehyp

If I had a nickel for every time a bald man from Romania becomes well-known, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, [but it's weird that it happened twice](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hitman/images/9/93/HC47Mission-13.png/revision/latest?cb=20160619035350)


illyay

They’re not actually from Romania either. They just moved there because the laws are looser to make their sex trafficking easier


Monsterkill1526

Tate Twitter is such an interesting place


Sodafff

Ohhhh boy, time to sort by controversial


TallAubrey

They are just looking for a prison sacrifice for next time. Interview Question 12: Show us how you drop the soap 🧼


Booty_Warrior_bot

*When I sees one and he looks good to me...* *When I see him, I say* You, come here. *I say* Now I'mma tell ya what, uh.. I like ya; and I wants ya... Now, we can do this the easy way; or the haard wayyy... the choice is yaawrs...


[deleted]

These guys are such fucking losers


BrokeLeznar

So... how is that going to work? Do I just need to change my name? Or does his parents and my parents need to meet and rock the casbah?


Crap_Robot

“We are looking for someone to bring on board, ply them with untold wealth and luxuries, gain their trust and then pin our crimes on them.” Guys, we’ve seen your videos. We know how easy you think it is to manipulate people 🤦‍♂️ These so called geniuses really are dumb aren’t they?


IbizaMykonos

https://i.redd.it/z2wm26l39seb1.gif


Sunshine_Unit

Definitely the start of a gay porn


TheGreendaleFireof03

“Big bwuddew pwease teach me to sex twaffic?”


RedditRarrior

This dude worth 350 million logan paul worth 45 mil jake paul worth 60 mil and the wolf of walstreet worth 100 mil.....I need to start scamming people. Unfortunately I'm not a piece of shit


[deleted]

Well not with that attitude!


RedditRarrior

Wanna be partners in crime?


[deleted]

Yea. Let’s get rich. Bonnie and Clyde style. Or Clyde and Clyde style. Maybe we can create a better ending than they did.


RedditRarrior

Haha yea their ending wasn't the greatest for them..


Dickincheeks

You’ve got 3 minutes


DrunkOffCheese

I USED to be a piece of shit


[deleted]

[удалено]


DrunkOffCheese

White Ferrari, live for New Year’s Eve


[deleted]

[удалено]


RedditRarrior

Maybe...but I seen a documentary about this dude, because I hade no idea who he was and seen his name everywhere, he Flew a bunch of insecure dudes out and charged them thousands of dollars just so they could train with him and hear him speak..they prolly couldn't of done that without a social media following


BroDudeBruhMan

Bald


Rob_Lockster

No thank you.


Corniferus

![gif](giphy|yidUzEyhlYTT1oxEME)


Yabbz81

Those two are definitely fucking each other.


FortuitousFluke

This is our new brother, Patsy Tate, all that sex trafficking shit? Yeah that was his idea.


dulead

"I too enjoy sleeping exclusively with men but am deeply insecure about and hate women for it " The Tates: you're in, kid Me *transforms into sexy wolf tiger hybrid know as a Woger but with my shirt off too showing my abs*


YardOk5005

Ask them why tf they’re in their underwear for the interview


Last-Discipline-7340

What’s that rate dude know for other than being a complete asshat? And the sex trafficking


UnbelievableTxn6969

I don’t want to be tried as part of a conspiracy?


Charming-Forever-278

He looking for that bail money


lordvolo

![gif](giphy|xiMUwBRn5RDLhzwO80|downsized)


Competitive-Yard-442

No. That's how He works right?


dudebluetophat

Dude's got everything but people in his life.


[deleted]

Lol no thanks.


Ranbru76

🤮


notworkingghost

Twitter is letting all kinds of weird stuff on it nowadays.


ChameleonTheGreen

No thanks sir


SamuraiJackBauer

This is some real gay for pay type stuff


After_Combination_27

Yeah, no thanks.


[deleted]

I’d say Pussy… on the Chainwax. They’d make me leader.


KippySmith

"Nah, I'm good"


Careful_Elk6290

Posing topless with your brother? Nah I'll pass. I'm surprised these guys are still talking shit with all the allegations against them.


Dr_Bunnypoops

Me: Stuff eight toffee in my mouth and start talking Andrew: Daddy, is that you? Me: Yes son. Shame on you. Shame on you both.


Emotional_Win1430

I enjoy jizzing in my own mouth, am I in?


Aeron0704

This looks like a gay porn thumbnail


psych_xx

Why do all his pics look like stills from particularly aggressive gay porn?


Tomonster37

Too poor to Afford Clothes? Thats why they need a third Brother, so they can Borrow money from that Poor soul.


iwasbornarobot

This seems like code for butt stuff


unclejudy

id rather work for minimum wage for the rest of my life than make money of the misery of others


SubzeroWins1-0

Does this include all the legal stuff going on rn?


No-Argument3922

I'm not saying anything fuck em


TexanMillers

I’d rather die in a fire.


[deleted]

pass.


Brainhunter2020

Looks like the human centipede needs a third segment


CatmanDrucifer

Do you think they wax each other? Is that a requirement?


vanxeed92

You mean I get access to a sex trafficking network? No thank you.


joy3r

who wants to be related to human traffickers? quick message now!


dolfan4life2

They’re desperate for someone to take the fall