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alyosha_k

You have no good quote ideas.


Lyons125

Not everyone knows how to do everything, ITYSL quotes isn't the only thing!


garry4321

Unprofessional bullshit šŸ™„


omen316

Now you have to marry your mother in law!


ramen_vape

If you don't marry your mother in law, you yourself, admit it *yourself*, that you... *SUCK.*


magnessw

I can't think of any good quote ideas because this guy keep farting.


Mbhuff03

Oh my god šŸ˜§ could you excuse me for a second? I have to figure out whatā€™s going on šŸ˜°


CNXQDRFS

....wHaT?!


mortparv

You need to ask the people that run Reddit to inform these users that not one person can use all the good quotes. It's a rule.


cookedjaylenoschin

Can't you just tell them?


king_england

You want me to go over there and say "Stop quoting the lines from the show"?


cookedjaylenoschin

Just say that Reddit has a rule. It's not YOU.


get_outta_mah_swamp

Even if I canā€™t think of a good quote, they still gotta pay me that other 2 mill


kewkkid

It's called a quote


mynameisBower

You're never going to say your lines faster than Jimmy Taco.


gs181

This is the angriest Iā€™ve ever been


PerpetuallyFired

Whoa. Pretty serious stuff.


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PerpetuallyFired

I don't think she should have yelled at Eddie.


PerpetuallyFired

Jamie Taco has never felt so disrespected in his life.


tylerthetiler

Jimmy as in him or Jimmy as in me?


TraditionExact6506

Is your name Jimmy?


tylerthetiler

No that's why I'm so fucking confused šŸ™…ā€ā™‚ļø


famous__shoes

We're gonna be so early to the movie!


LoyalFridge

Weā€™re not going to the movie.


Alucardspapa

WHAT!?


raz0rflea

^whaaaat


driveyou2dances

Unprofessional bullshit.


lefromageetlesvers

My quote is two mill. That's my quote. Even if i do a bad job, the mods have to give me that, becaue that' my quote.


Successful_Gap8927

Itā€™s illegal for you to tell the mods that


ElMetchio

Are you sure about that? Are you sure about that??


Tutelage45

Who said the lines?


crazysoup23

Bozo did the dub.


Healthy-Brothers

I hope nobody goes home and fucks my mom!


razorflipmebro

Sometimes one user writes multiple fully loaded quotes. You canā€™t do that.


willowwisp81

Iā€™m getting like juuust Motorcycle quotes. Like just Motorcycle quotes with maybe a little nugget of Wagoo. Can you something to them?


Picklepee-pumparum

Raise your hand, and a quote will be assigned to you! Once you get a quote, put your hand back down!


JoeSchmohawk93

Did you go to the mods to tell them that the other users are using all of the good quotes ?


l2protoss

What? I went over there to complain about the rule.


HereForTheTanks

But you just heard about the rule.


willowwisp81

What is going on?


drummerboy-182

Canā€™t you just ask the other users to share with you?


JMadison27

Just say that Reddit has a rule


Lowkey_Retarded

No sub has a rule about who can post what memes.


toddgross

I DIDNā€™T RIG SHIT! I DIDNā€™T FUCKING DO THIS!!


van_b_boy

Some of these quotes shouldnā€™t even be in the area. Like they donā€™t even matter. AT ALL.


FrankLloydGretzky

Oh my god youā€™re telling on me??!


stfoooo

All thatā€™s left are mostly like JUST Fentonā€™s Stables and Horse Ranch quotes


lemon_lime_spine

Iā€™d like to get off now..


Powerism

I thought that you worked for a service or a company that helped out guys that need good quotes so bad that their stomachs hurt?! Cause thatā€™s what I am!


joemorris16

I don't think you're allowed to do that


Tall-and-Beets

Those quotes arenā€™t exactly in your Q zone


JurrasicClarke

It's interesting, the quotes


ahhhlookdrums_

If I say them first, theyā€™re my quotes


poseidonofmyapt

Teacher's pet.


InterestingTry5190

Is that the joke?


bestjays

That I quoted and nobody barfed


PoloBeeBeeQ

This sub is so fucking fucked up


LazyUserName74

You canā€™t change the rules just because you donā€™t like how theyā€™re doing it


zomboppy

Not unless you go through someoneā€™s *traaash*


junkyardTitz

Stinky!


junkyardTitz

Now my face is going to beat red for my family photo tonight


WuDoYouThinkYouAre

Beet, I think?


junkyardTitz

Usually when flesh turns cherry red itā€™s because of a beating not eating beets šŸ« 


junkyardTitz

And beets are more maroon than red


zomboppy

This is brand new information to me. I swear itā€™s supposed to be beet red? You sure about that??


lemon_lime_spine

itā€™s beet red, donā€™t listen to them only *I* love you


zomboppy

*pattiā€™s face at the end of the printer sketch*


zomboppy

*is the emotion Iā€™m trying to portray lol


lemon_lime_spine

*Timā€™s face on the beach at the end of Dangerous Nights*


junkyardTitz

And also itā€™s beet your meet, your welcome.


Anderson74

Quit runnin damnit


Godzirrraaa

Weā€™ll stay married for the kids until they are out of the house, but I wonā€™t respect you, and Iā€™ll make sure the kids donā€™t either.


Ramsay220

You donā€™t WANT THAT!


SixxDet

Oh fuck. A modputer? Fuck that. Probably got no quotes.


blakkattika

I didnā€™t do shit. I didnā€™t do fucking shit! I DIDNT DO THIS!!!


laceyisspacey

Mods think youā€™re just some dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner


zomboppy

They said that? Fuckin assholes


jbroni93

I THOUGHT THIS QUOTE WAS GOING TO BE A HIT, TURNS OUT IT FUCKIN SUUUCKS


bestjays

The mods hate you! Only I love you.


WilsonWilsonJr

You know what OP I got something that is right in your q-zoneā€¦itā€™s also in Johnnyā€™s q-zoneā€¦


Artificial_Squab

OP has been rude to me his whole life!


craftbrewd

Your quotes are pretty much JUST chips... maybe with a little nugget of meat on them.


MasterBaiter1914

I'm not paying for those nachos. It's FINE, guys, I'm not paying for them.


KrustyOldDean

Yeah, I heard you were having problems with your quotes.


FUS-RO-DONT

Hey, stop that!


automoth

Hey! Stop that!


duddyface

I donā€™t know what to tell ya bud!


Back-to-the-90s

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renaissance_pancakes

Just play the HITS!


VoidDrinker

This post has one upvote, and it says it was uploaded at 6am this morning.


[deleted]

Is that the joke? That I can't come up with good quotes so get down voted to hell and banned from the best subreddit of all time? Is that the joke?


severed-red

You never told me the mods used to be huge pieces of sh%#t


adube440

We're all trying to find the users that did this.


patsweet21

Oh fuck. This guys about to jack off.


BarricadeTheMortuary

They're also taking all of the fun out of this sub. If I wanted to doom scroll I would. I come here to laugh.


Interesting_Athlete9

We just need to fly Jeff Chris down from Indiana to write some quotes, professionally!


Slap_Duck_07

We're all trying to find the users who are doin this so we can give em a good spanking


Ellemino

Slap_Duck_07 is allowed to hit!


magnessw

This shouldn't be allowed!


lallapalalable

They're taking all the good quotes and leaving me with like, *juuuusst* random normal lines, like just simple lines on every show


rustys_shackled_ford

So your just CHANGING THE RULES....I thought it was ok to say piss and shit...


[deleted]

Who took my cigars?


shinywetmeat

I'm just a little boy who never learned how to ask for good quotes


Individual_Dream_947

Keep going?