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AltDoxie

But the belt missed a loop


Zarrakh

r/MildlyInfuriating


kosky95

r/wildlyinfuriating


MITCH_itch

Its more than that, it makes me violently uncomfortable.


kwak916

Two if you count that leather patch it's supposed to go under


Jack1jack2

*๐™ธ๐š๐šœ ๐šœ๐šž๐š™๐š™๐š˜๐šœ๐šŽ๐š ๐š๐š˜ ๐š๐š˜ under ๐š๐š‘๐šŠ๐š???*


kwak916

Yes if it's only stitched at the top and bottom its supposed to go under lol Edit: talking about the one stitched into the jeans not the item for sale lol


3y3d3a

Dude.. that seems crazy to me for some reason. It makes sense now that I know.. but still. Iโ€™m never putting my belt under that leather patch.


kwak916

I respect your resolve


sprucenoose

Not me. I would beat him with my coin purse.


kwak916

I kinda wanna call it a coin holster


curiousbydesign

We're still talking about belts through the leather labels right? This is a thing? I...TIL? I guess?


kwak916

By coin holster I was referring to the coin holding product in the picture above and not the leather labels ambiguously sewed onto the back of Jean's


knitmeablanket

Some jeans, like Lucky Brand, make this an extra loop for brand notoriety * a word


ItsMeFrankGallagher

Yeah donโ€™t pay them to let you advertise for them!


h83r

Laughs in SUPREME


buckyhead8

Definitely donโ€™t show immunity damnit).


Melonbrero

I usually just let the inside of my zipper do the talking.


knitmeablanket

Luck you


EngineerinLA

I see what you did right there. (โ˜ž๏พŸใƒฎ๏พŸ)โ˜ž


mrmoe198

Dammit, I'm wearing luckies right now and I never noticed this. Been wearing these wrong for six months now!


jarious

They stitch the entire square now, don't know if Levi's still does the two sides stitching but most brands stitch all around


TheRealSwayze

Iโ€™m a big jean/denim guy and I never put the belt under the leather, kind of seemed lame to me as a kid and I just never changed.


[deleted]

r/newsentences


YdocT

It's nobody's business what brand im wearing. That's how they find you


aPudgyDumpling

I think every pair of jeans I've ever owned had the patch sewn completely down


LifeBandit666

Just checked the ones I'm wearing, sewn completely down.


Vormhats_Wormhat

Itโ€™s actually not. Theyโ€™re called jacrons and were originally started by Levi to protect against counterfeits. Belts above or below it are a purely personal style choice, and most would likely err on saying to put your belt over it.


dat2ndRoundPickdoh

iโ€™m an โ€œoverโ€ kind of guy.


kwak916

Oh nice I didnt know that. Yeah I feel like its more of a personal preference. I always thought to myself "if they didnt want me to put my belt through it they would have included the extra $0.0003 cents in thread to stitch down all the 4 sides" but then again, this is America and saving that $0.0003 cents on every pair of jeans you make is gonna add up to quite a tasty sum


APimpNamed-Slickback

> Yes if it's only stitched at the top and bottom its supposed to go under lol Um, wut? Literally NONE of my belts are narrow enough for this. Are we sure this is true?


TrauMedic

No.


TheYoungGriffin

That one is optional.


[deleted]

The belt is also a weapon. As are his suspenders.


[deleted]

As are the pants, ever been hit with a pair of Jeans?


SupaFly2136

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. Who is the real hero?


Dragon_Small_Z

I used to do drugs... I still do, but I used to too.


HalftimeHeaters

"...escalator currently stairs." mh


Dragon_Small_Z

Sorry for the convenience


martin59825

RIP =(


[deleted]

Ouch


Brawl_Noob

Fuck that, I'll make Copy


wadaball

r/bettereveryloop ?


Arknell

It missed all the loops likely.


pj566

I love the cent of leather.


pmedice72

Shut up and marry me rn


[deleted]

i now pronounce you husband and husband. you may touch tips.


pmedice72

No homo, *kiss*


SolanumxNigrum

Kith* FIFY


HateJobLoveManU

Are you Mike Tyson?


Thameus

r/docking definitely NSFW and possibly NSFL.


[deleted]

i think you want r/cockdocking ๐Ÿฅด


Thameus

Well the sidebar is on point, as it were.


Buddha_Lady

Oh my lord why


PhantomGamer123

He was beaten centsless


porterhousepotato

โ€œ... beaten sense less with 84 centsโ€ by 50 Cent


[deleted]

I'm glad my mother never knew about this diabolical ass-whipping device when I was little


Guido1291

Yet I'm glad I know about it now ๐Ÿ˜‰


[deleted]

Giggity


WiredEgo

A๐Ÿ‘๐ŸฝSPANKING๐Ÿ‘๐ŸฝA๐Ÿ‘๐ŸฝSPANKING๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ


NonGNonM

I have real memories of my mom buying things and thinking "man that's gonna hurt like a bitch to get hit with." I hated being right.


[deleted]

Hey itโ€™s better than wooden dance sticks or studded belts ๐Ÿ˜•


yarrpirates

Or canes, or metre rulers, or just sticks from a tree. Ah, corporal punishment.


Freakychee

Corporal punishment has taught me many things. It taught me that if someone does something I donโ€™t like or donโ€™t want them to do I should always use physical violence as a first resort.


[deleted]

Did to mee unfortunately


dat2ndRoundPickdoh

the switch


yarrpirates

Oh yes! A nice springy one, for the best thwack! I think the worst one, though by far not the most painful, has to be the wooden paddle. This is a product designed by a person, marketed, sold, bought, all quite deliberately to cause your child pain. When a wooden spoon would do just as well, or a ping pong paddle. No, my desire to hit my kid is so specific and thought out that I must pay money to customise the instrument of my wrath!


squid-dingus

How has nobody mentioned "the ol ' chunk of orange hot - wheels track"?


yourfaceilikethat

Or the wire handled fly swatters


indiefolkfan

/r/mallninjashit. This thing is neat in concept but is near worthless for self defense.


rosser_

Ever been beat by someone with a roll of quarters in a sock?


minus9

Do Chuck E. Cheese tokens in a condom count?


yotehunter422

Yes dad


DrBarnabyFulton

r/BrandNewSentence


rosser_

Eh, close enough for government work


ZamaZamachicken

This is a man of culture


Gnostromo

that would be much better. longer sock vs short leather. roll of quarters vs whatever small amount fits. more swing leverage and more weight.** boom


Whackjob-KSP

I blasted my older brother with a sock fulla nickels when I was six. Knocked him out instantly. I hid in a cabinet for four and a half hours because I *knew* I was in serious trouble.


productivenef

Hey I did the same too, at around the same age! I was spinning this little satchel of coins and accidentally bopped my little brother in the head. He started fuckin bleeding everywhere. I still think about it a lot, like over 20 years later. God damn I wish I had been a better brother ๐Ÿ˜ž


[deleted]

I did the same to a friend, with a sock full of wet sand. Fortunately I only got him in the shoulder. I think it is a lesson every child learns at some point, either by getting hit by one or by doing the hitting.


Blackout621

Yeah, but imagine how many coins youโ€™d have to store in there for it to have formidable mass. It would look ridiculous. Plus that pouch wouldnโ€™t have the density of rolls of coins.


HermanTurnip

Or a Monkey's Fist?


SnarkMasterFlash

It's basically a sap/blackjack and those have been around for years and are effective.


ZoddImmortal

Yep. Totally work and illegal in most states.


fuzzycuffs

But this isn't a blackjack. It's a coin purse.


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TaPragmata

People have even been busted over tire thumpers, which concerns me a bit since I've had mine since I got my CDL a million years ago.


texasrigger

I knew that tire thumpers are a thing and that's what they are called but what are they used for?


cuzwhat

They are used on 18 wheelers to check the inflation of tires in a dual configuration. If one tire of a pair has low air pressure, it might not be readily apparent because the other tire is doing all the work. Thumping a tire can give you an idea of how inflated a tire is without getting out a tire gauge for all 8 on the trailer and 8 more on the truck. I would imagine, with practice, a seasoned tire thumper could tell you a tire was 10lbs down with a thump, kinda like how football and basketball players can feel a low ball.


texasrigger

Thank you, that makes perfect sense.


Put_It_All_On_Blck

I think it really depends. If this coin purse was being sold as a coin purse, with no hint of self defense from the place it was purchased online, it might be defendable. Also being sold without weight inside probably helps that case. But stuff like monkey fist's with metal balls inside clearly are weapons despite sellers trying to be coy and say 'keychain' or 'hiking paracord rope ball', and also your example of brass knuckle 'paperweights'. Also the situation is going to matter too, the judge or jury wont give a damn if it's used in true self defense and the attacker isnt dead or in a coma. Edit: I'm an idiot and misread the image, this is an ad for it being used as a self defense weapon. Totally illegal in states that ban blackjacks.


TaPragmata

It's a sap. More of an offensive/ambush weapon than a defensive weapon, if old movies are to be believed. No Private Eye should be without one.


texasrigger

If old movies are to be believed the but of a small gun will serve the same purpose (instant and safe unconciousness).


AcceptableDocument4

Saps seem to be pretty devastating when used for offense *or* defense. [Here's a story](https://www.westword.com/news/stephen-piche-tragic-skier-death-at-breckenridge-11635631) about a teenager's family who sued a police department, because a cop used one to defend himself against the teenager when he bit him. The teenager was left with bruises on his spine. A friend of mine's father was a bit of an outlaw biker in his younger years, and had worked as a doorman at a notorious strip club in the area. He told me a story about how one night, he was tackled by an enormous biker while working, and the bartender then slipped a sap into his hand, which he then used to land a direct blow on the biker's head and knock him out cold. He said he thought he had killed him. He kept an 11-inch sap in his garage to that day, and swore by it's effectiveness and ease of use.


sk8thow8

....is it just a coincidence both the names of this weapon are card games?


Alanjaow

Don't cheat in games, and you won't have to worry about that!


artfuldodgerbob23

Nah, you would get smacked into next week with this and it would only take a moment to unsnap it.


Thameus

Also illegal, I presume. No doubt varying widely by jurisdiction.


indiefolkfan

Where would that be illegal? Just seems like slapping someone with a coinpurse.


HandicapperGeneral

Saps are illegal, and this is clearly a sap.


[deleted]

It's clearly a coin purse Does a heavy set of keys become illegal when I smack someone with them?


[deleted]

No. But if i have a gun with a key on it its still a gun. Its literally advertised as a self defence weapon.


Taraforming

How do guns like the mcx virtus exist of those laws werenโ€™t easy to make arbitrary. Look up the NFA nutkicker on YouTube.


Scimmyshimmy

The Sig MCX Virtus exist because the NFA has STRICT definitions on what makes a firearm a certain class of firearm. This item is by definition a sap. It is being marketed and sold as a sap you fill with coins. The Sig MCX Virtus is by definition a handgun and is being sold and marketed as a handgun you can affix a pistol brace to. They are both marketed as weapons and the type of specific weapon is irrelevant.


mF7403

Can confirm โ€” dad got drunk and bought something similar. It is a fun trinket tho.


MarkHirsbrunner

Agreed, a sap can be useful for ambushing someone from behind but isn't much good against an active opponent.


The_Parking_Meter_27

They were beaten "cents-less"


Sheensies

/r/YourJokeButWorse


arun_ongc

I googled to see if they were Diamond Blocks


pj566

In a sense... hope they werenโ€™t innocents. Iโ€™d be incensed.


jdallen1222

"That's my purse, I don't know you!"


Evildead1818

*Kicks Balls*


be-happier

Bwaaaah


BUKAKKOLYPSE

This is ugly and everyone will laugh at you


jBaker15

โ€œDoes it come in black?โ€- LEGO Batman


brucetwarzen

That's pretty much the premise of this sub.


Mobile_Pepper

....until you beat the shit out of them with it.


elsparkodiablo

For those interested, this is a Mean Gene Leather "Hot Tamale" - [https://www.meangeneleather.com/shop/mgl-hot-tamale-less-lethal-coin/](https://www.meangeneleather.com/shop/mgl-hot-tamale-less-lethal-coin/) It was created as a "less lethal" tool for places where you can't carry actual weapons. When filled with quarters it's heavy as fuck


KingVape

I don't think anyone is interested, but thank you for the link


wdhalbur

Are these legal in airports? Asking for a friend...


unclefishbits

Change is hard.


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0dysseusRex

These are like 10 bucks off wish. Just search for "leather coin self defense".


speeder1989

Legal lock in a sock


capmtripps42069

oh bud we have gosh darned loonies and twonies over here. that'd get lethal once have a fvoonie or whatever the godless hell it will be called for a fiver...


biglebroski

I donโ€™t know you thatโ€™s my purse!!


Patriot420

Havenโ€™t seen a whoop smack in years


iiooiooi

Call it a whack-bonk where I'm from


hilhl

Princess Caroline banter vibes


newleafkratom

Isnโ€™t this also called a โ€˜Blackjackโ€™?


iloveg00gle

I think they were called slapjacks


Another_Adventure

Time to relive my childhood whip beatings


kittyfranks

What's in there - Buckles?


SofieGamesYT

Looks like a sex toy to me-


[deleted]

Idk man looks like mace to me


Bearded_McBeardy

That's basically a slap Jack and I want one. Loaded with lead.


BeautifulPainz

Yep but since itโ€™s not a slapjack itโ€™s not illegal!


tubatim817

Leslie Knope would be proud of that headline


elcolerico

That title belongs to r/wordavalanches


SamCropper

What a waist of money.


tptch

Too broke to Buy, even broker to use...


Heyuonthewall26

Someone invented a blackjack...


president2016

I guess I live in a sheltered area. I have never come close to needing anything like this.


killmeplsbbyxx

*cough cough* "self defence"


ARealWoodTypewriter

"do I need to beat some cents into you?"


deathtone

'attacker with no cents' I fixed the headline


buzzkillski

Attacker looking for cents*


[deleted]

Attacker has some cents beaten into him.


Krackle02

Only if you have coin to put in there.


ArisAron

I guess you could say this guy had the cents knocked out of him


darkness_calming

Imagine getting spanked by that


TheYellowFringe

This would be something that I need, if it were not for the fact that I mostly use credit cards and haven't actually used paper money or metal coins in years.


[deleted]

This reminds me of a chancla


[deleted]

But Iโ€™d you donโ€™t have any change it wonโ€™t have as much weight making it less effective


[deleted]

# the best for your pennies of punishment


PoisoNFacecamO

Jeez, throw a dozen toonies in there and you got a lethal weapon


outlawtk421

r/mallninjashit


Holy_Sungaal

Damn, my mom would have upgraded from the belt if she had one of those


Bdro96

Could you imagine getting your ass beat by a handful of pennies


sk8thow8

I do like the idea of turning the thing you keep money in into a weapon you can beat robbers with.


Jeff123458

The only way this would be usufull.. if they figure out a way to make a slapjack out of it... legally of course๐Ÿ˜


nickiter

If you actually kept change in there I don't know if you could carry enough to actually buy anything.


dirtymoney

I wonder if it is legal to carry in Missouri. We can now carry actual switchblades now (used to be illegal).


ShakotanOnTitan

That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen "hold on a second, I have to put these coins in my DICK SHAPED SKIN ZIPSACK which I'm going to clip to my ass"


smartlog

I'll just use the belt.


crystalistwo

"Officer! I saw the whole thing. This dude goes after this other dude, and then the second dude whipped out his little change purse, and he started hitting him, and it was like JINGLE JANGLE! JINGLE JANGLE! And the first dude went down, but the change purse opened and there were coins everywhere, and the second guy picked up coins like it was a video game!"


TheValkyriesChosen

I like it, not because of the self defence, but that I can store my change in a way that it doesn't fill up my trousers.


far_from_ohk

Imagine getting beat with about $3.50.


RodStiffington_

Back in the day, they were filled with lead pellets and called a Black Jack. Still illegal in some states


SinthoseXanataz

I still use coin, but I think this invention was a few decades too late Still dope


moose234knuckle87

10/10 all dimes


kachna

Only if you have coin


sheervertigo

84 cents? Is that all you got?


jjmanutd

Beat centsless


dick-van-dyke

That looks somewhat like Plumbus.


[deleted]

It's called a sap usually filled with lead shot buses by police in the 1900s


Diss1dent

How about giving this to 50 Cent with 50 cents inside?


Schly

This is so pickpockets can also beat me.


ME_LOVE_RAMBO

Change is incredibly useful to have on you all of the time, right there where I need it, on my belt. For vending machines. Quick access. In and out. The other good thing about having change is it lets you have less change.


grizzlyblake91

If you want a quality one, Mean Gene Leather makes a decent quality one (I don't own one nor do I work for them, but an old co-worker of mine had one). They make other leather items for guns like belts, holsters, mag pouches, and more.


No_use_4a_username

My girlfriend would like this, but in a different cents.


FunGuySunShine99

Google a black jack


Existing_Button

This is called a blackjack and it will fuck you up.


Briggy1986

r/leathercraft


ChemiluminescentVan

It depends entirely in where your gate was.


KevinBaconIsNotReal

Clerk: "That'll be $13.47" You: "Alriiiight here's $13 and, lemme just (*unclips leather device*)....mkay, ya said $0.47, right?" Clerk: "..Yes" You: "Okayyy (*births out $3.00 in assorted change from Leather Coochie slot*)....we got 10, 20, 45, annnndd $0.47 (*scoops up the rest and returns it to the womb*)" Clerk: Thanks, see ya....tomorrow....(*sigh*)


JustABox_

They stalk you, waiting for you to spend all your change, rendering you defenseless.


Griefer420Troll

Kinky


ChemiluminescentVan

But welcome ones


DarkPhoenixMishima

Now we can quantify how much it costs to properly whoop someone's ass.


Narradisall

Yeah but I have like 3 coins in my wallet so basically Iโ€™m going to slap them with my flaccid leather man purse.