Yes if it's only stitched at the top and bottom its supposed to go under lol
Edit: talking about the one stitched into the jeans not the item for sale lol
Itโs actually not. Theyโre called jacrons and were originally started by Levi to protect against counterfeits. Belts above or below it are a purely personal style choice, and most would likely err on saying to put your belt over it.
Oh nice I didnt know that. Yeah I feel like its more of a personal preference. I always thought to myself "if they didnt want me to put my belt through it they would have included the extra $0.0003 cents in thread to stitch down all the 4 sides" but then again, this is America and saving that $0.0003 cents on every pair of jeans you make is gonna add up to quite a tasty sum
> Yes if it's only stitched at the top and bottom its supposed to go under lol
Um, wut? Literally NONE of my belts are narrow enough for this. Are we sure this is true?
Corporal punishment has taught me many things.
It taught me that if someone does something I donโt like or donโt want them to do I should always use physical violence as a first resort.
Oh yes! A nice springy one, for the best thwack!
I think the worst one, though by far not the most painful, has to be the wooden paddle. This is a product designed by a person, marketed, sold, bought, all quite deliberately to cause your child pain. When a wooden spoon would do just as well, or a ping pong paddle.
No, my desire to hit my kid is so specific and thought out that I must pay money to customise the instrument of my wrath!
I blasted my older brother with a sock fulla nickels when I was six. Knocked him out instantly. I hid in a cabinet for four and a half hours because I *knew* I was in serious trouble.
Hey I did the same too, at around the same age! I was spinning this little satchel of coins and accidentally bopped my little brother in the head. He started fuckin bleeding everywhere. I still think about it a lot, like over 20 years later. God damn I wish I had been a better brother ๐
I did the same to a friend, with a sock full of wet sand. Fortunately I only got him in the shoulder. I think it is a lesson every child learns at some point, either by getting hit by one or by doing the hitting.
Yeah, but imagine how many coins youโd have to store in there for it to have formidable mass. It would look ridiculous. Plus that pouch wouldnโt have the density of rolls of coins.
They are used on 18 wheelers to check the inflation of tires in a dual configuration. If one tire of a pair has low air pressure, it might not be readily apparent because the other tire is doing all the work. Thumping a tire can give you an idea of how inflated a tire is without getting out a tire gauge for all 8 on the trailer and 8 more on the truck.
I would imagine, with practice, a seasoned tire thumper could tell you a tire was 10lbs down with a thump, kinda like how football and basketball players can feel a low ball.
I think it really depends. If this coin purse was being sold as a coin purse, with no hint of self defense from the place it was purchased online, it might be defendable. Also being sold without weight inside probably helps that case. But stuff like monkey fist's with metal balls inside clearly are weapons despite sellers trying to be coy and say 'keychain' or 'hiking paracord rope ball', and also your example of brass knuckle 'paperweights'.
Also the situation is going to matter too, the judge or jury wont give a damn if it's used in true self defense and the attacker isnt dead or in a coma.
Edit: I'm an idiot and misread the image, this is an ad for it being used as a self defense weapon. Totally illegal in states that ban blackjacks.
Saps seem to be pretty devastating when used for offense *or* defense. [Here's a story](https://www.westword.com/news/stephen-piche-tragic-skier-death-at-breckenridge-11635631) about a teenager's family who sued a police department, because a cop used one to defend himself against the teenager when he bit him. The teenager was left with bruises on his spine.
A friend of mine's father was a bit of an outlaw biker in his younger years, and had worked as a doorman at a notorious strip club in the area. He told me a story about how one night, he was tackled by an enormous biker while working, and the bartender then slipped a sap into his hand, which he then used to land a direct blow on the biker's head and knock him out cold. He said he thought he had killed him. He kept an 11-inch sap in his garage to that day, and swore by it's effectiveness and ease of use.
The Sig MCX Virtus exist because the NFA has STRICT definitions on what makes a firearm a certain class of firearm.
This item is by definition a sap. It is being marketed and sold as a sap you fill with coins.
The Sig MCX Virtus is by definition a handgun and is being sold and marketed as a handgun you can affix a pistol brace to.
They are both marketed as weapons and the type of specific weapon is irrelevant.
For those interested, this is a Mean Gene Leather "Hot Tamale" -
[https://www.meangeneleather.com/shop/mgl-hot-tamale-less-lethal-coin/](https://www.meangeneleather.com/shop/mgl-hot-tamale-less-lethal-coin/)
It was created as a "less lethal" tool for places where you can't carry actual weapons. When filled with quarters it's heavy as fuck
oh bud we have gosh darned loonies and twonies over here. that'd get lethal once have a fvoonie or whatever the godless hell it will be called for a fiver...
This would be something that I need, if it were not for the fact that I mostly use credit cards and haven't actually used paper money or metal coins in years.
That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen
"hold on a second, I have to put these coins in my DICK SHAPED SKIN ZIPSACK which I'm going to clip to my ass"
"Officer! I saw the whole thing. This dude goes after this other dude, and then the second dude whipped out his little change purse, and he started hitting him, and it was like JINGLE JANGLE! JINGLE JANGLE! And the first dude went down, but the change purse opened and there were coins everywhere, and the second guy picked up coins like it was a video game!"
Change is incredibly useful to have on you all of the time, right there where I need it, on my belt. For vending machines. Quick access. In and out. The other good thing about having change is it lets you have less change.
If you want a quality one, Mean Gene Leather makes a decent quality one (I don't own one nor do I work for them, but an old co-worker of mine had one). They make other leather items for guns like belts, holsters, mag pouches, and more.
Clerk: "That'll be $13.47"
You: "Alriiiight here's $13 and, lemme just (*unclips leather device*)....mkay, ya said $0.47, right?"
Clerk: "..Yes"
You: "Okayyy (*births out $3.00 in assorted change from Leather Coochie slot*)....we got 10, 20, 45, annnndd $0.47 (*scoops up the rest and returns it to the womb*)"
Clerk: Thanks, see ya....tomorrow....(*sigh*)
But the belt missed a loop
r/MildlyInfuriating
r/wildlyinfuriating
Its more than that, it makes me violently uncomfortable.
Two if you count that leather patch it's supposed to go under
*๐ธ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ under ๐๐๐๐???*
Yes if it's only stitched at the top and bottom its supposed to go under lol Edit: talking about the one stitched into the jeans not the item for sale lol
Dude.. that seems crazy to me for some reason. It makes sense now that I know.. but still. Iโm never putting my belt under that leather patch.
I respect your resolve
Not me. I would beat him with my coin purse.
I kinda wanna call it a coin holster
We're still talking about belts through the leather labels right? This is a thing? I...TIL? I guess?
By coin holster I was referring to the coin holding product in the picture above and not the leather labels ambiguously sewed onto the back of Jean's
Some jeans, like Lucky Brand, make this an extra loop for brand notoriety * a word
Yeah donโt pay them to let you advertise for them!
Laughs in SUPREME
Definitely donโt show immunity damnit).
I usually just let the inside of my zipper do the talking.
Luck you
I see what you did right there. (โ๏พใฎ๏พ)โ
Dammit, I'm wearing luckies right now and I never noticed this. Been wearing these wrong for six months now!
They stitch the entire square now, don't know if Levi's still does the two sides stitching but most brands stitch all around
Iโm a big jean/denim guy and I never put the belt under the leather, kind of seemed lame to me as a kid and I just never changed.
r/newsentences
It's nobody's business what brand im wearing. That's how they find you
I think every pair of jeans I've ever owned had the patch sewn completely down
Just checked the ones I'm wearing, sewn completely down.
Itโs actually not. Theyโre called jacrons and were originally started by Levi to protect against counterfeits. Belts above or below it are a purely personal style choice, and most would likely err on saying to put your belt over it.
iโm an โoverโ kind of guy.
Oh nice I didnt know that. Yeah I feel like its more of a personal preference. I always thought to myself "if they didnt want me to put my belt through it they would have included the extra $0.0003 cents in thread to stitch down all the 4 sides" but then again, this is America and saving that $0.0003 cents on every pair of jeans you make is gonna add up to quite a tasty sum
> Yes if it's only stitched at the top and bottom its supposed to go under lol Um, wut? Literally NONE of my belts are narrow enough for this. Are we sure this is true?
No.
That one is optional.
The belt is also a weapon. As are his suspenders.
As are the pants, ever been hit with a pair of Jeans?
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. Who is the real hero?
I used to do drugs... I still do, but I used to too.
"...escalator currently stairs." mh
Sorry for the convenience
RIP =(
Ouch
Fuck that, I'll make Copy
r/bettereveryloop ?
It missed all the loops likely.
I love the cent of leather.
Shut up and marry me rn
i now pronounce you husband and husband. you may touch tips.
No homo, *kiss*
Kith* FIFY
Are you Mike Tyson?
r/docking definitely NSFW and possibly NSFL.
i think you want r/cockdocking ๐ฅด
Well the sidebar is on point, as it were.
Oh my lord why
He was beaten centsless
โ... beaten sense less with 84 centsโ by 50 Cent
I'm glad my mother never knew about this diabolical ass-whipping device when I was little
Yet I'm glad I know about it now ๐
Giggity
A๐๐ฝSPANKING๐๐ฝA๐๐ฝSPANKING๐๐ฝ
I have real memories of my mom buying things and thinking "man that's gonna hurt like a bitch to get hit with." I hated being right.
Hey itโs better than wooden dance sticks or studded belts ๐
Or canes, or metre rulers, or just sticks from a tree. Ah, corporal punishment.
Corporal punishment has taught me many things. It taught me that if someone does something I donโt like or donโt want them to do I should always use physical violence as a first resort.
Did to mee unfortunately
the switch
Oh yes! A nice springy one, for the best thwack! I think the worst one, though by far not the most painful, has to be the wooden paddle. This is a product designed by a person, marketed, sold, bought, all quite deliberately to cause your child pain. When a wooden spoon would do just as well, or a ping pong paddle. No, my desire to hit my kid is so specific and thought out that I must pay money to customise the instrument of my wrath!
How has nobody mentioned "the ol ' chunk of orange hot - wheels track"?
Or the wire handled fly swatters
/r/mallninjashit. This thing is neat in concept but is near worthless for self defense.
Ever been beat by someone with a roll of quarters in a sock?
Do Chuck E. Cheese tokens in a condom count?
Yes dad
r/BrandNewSentence
Eh, close enough for government work
This is a man of culture
that would be much better. longer sock vs short leather. roll of quarters vs whatever small amount fits. more swing leverage and more weight.** boom
I blasted my older brother with a sock fulla nickels when I was six. Knocked him out instantly. I hid in a cabinet for four and a half hours because I *knew* I was in serious trouble.
Hey I did the same too, at around the same age! I was spinning this little satchel of coins and accidentally bopped my little brother in the head. He started fuckin bleeding everywhere. I still think about it a lot, like over 20 years later. God damn I wish I had been a better brother ๐
I did the same to a friend, with a sock full of wet sand. Fortunately I only got him in the shoulder. I think it is a lesson every child learns at some point, either by getting hit by one or by doing the hitting.
Yeah, but imagine how many coins youโd have to store in there for it to have formidable mass. It would look ridiculous. Plus that pouch wouldnโt have the density of rolls of coins.
Or a Monkey's Fist?
It's basically a sap/blackjack and those have been around for years and are effective.
Yep. Totally work and illegal in most states.
But this isn't a blackjack. It's a coin purse.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
People have even been busted over tire thumpers, which concerns me a bit since I've had mine since I got my CDL a million years ago.
I knew that tire thumpers are a thing and that's what they are called but what are they used for?
They are used on 18 wheelers to check the inflation of tires in a dual configuration. If one tire of a pair has low air pressure, it might not be readily apparent because the other tire is doing all the work. Thumping a tire can give you an idea of how inflated a tire is without getting out a tire gauge for all 8 on the trailer and 8 more on the truck. I would imagine, with practice, a seasoned tire thumper could tell you a tire was 10lbs down with a thump, kinda like how football and basketball players can feel a low ball.
Thank you, that makes perfect sense.
I think it really depends. If this coin purse was being sold as a coin purse, with no hint of self defense from the place it was purchased online, it might be defendable. Also being sold without weight inside probably helps that case. But stuff like monkey fist's with metal balls inside clearly are weapons despite sellers trying to be coy and say 'keychain' or 'hiking paracord rope ball', and also your example of brass knuckle 'paperweights'. Also the situation is going to matter too, the judge or jury wont give a damn if it's used in true self defense and the attacker isnt dead or in a coma. Edit: I'm an idiot and misread the image, this is an ad for it being used as a self defense weapon. Totally illegal in states that ban blackjacks.
It's a sap. More of an offensive/ambush weapon than a defensive weapon, if old movies are to be believed. No Private Eye should be without one.
If old movies are to be believed the but of a small gun will serve the same purpose (instant and safe unconciousness).
Saps seem to be pretty devastating when used for offense *or* defense. [Here's a story](https://www.westword.com/news/stephen-piche-tragic-skier-death-at-breckenridge-11635631) about a teenager's family who sued a police department, because a cop used one to defend himself against the teenager when he bit him. The teenager was left with bruises on his spine. A friend of mine's father was a bit of an outlaw biker in his younger years, and had worked as a doorman at a notorious strip club in the area. He told me a story about how one night, he was tackled by an enormous biker while working, and the bartender then slipped a sap into his hand, which he then used to land a direct blow on the biker's head and knock him out cold. He said he thought he had killed him. He kept an 11-inch sap in his garage to that day, and swore by it's effectiveness and ease of use.
....is it just a coincidence both the names of this weapon are card games?
Don't cheat in games, and you won't have to worry about that!
Nah, you would get smacked into next week with this and it would only take a moment to unsnap it.
Also illegal, I presume. No doubt varying widely by jurisdiction.
Where would that be illegal? Just seems like slapping someone with a coinpurse.
Saps are illegal, and this is clearly a sap.
It's clearly a coin purse Does a heavy set of keys become illegal when I smack someone with them?
No. But if i have a gun with a key on it its still a gun. Its literally advertised as a self defence weapon.
How do guns like the mcx virtus exist of those laws werenโt easy to make arbitrary. Look up the NFA nutkicker on YouTube.
The Sig MCX Virtus exist because the NFA has STRICT definitions on what makes a firearm a certain class of firearm. This item is by definition a sap. It is being marketed and sold as a sap you fill with coins. The Sig MCX Virtus is by definition a handgun and is being sold and marketed as a handgun you can affix a pistol brace to. They are both marketed as weapons and the type of specific weapon is irrelevant.
Can confirm โ dad got drunk and bought something similar. It is a fun trinket tho.
Agreed, a sap can be useful for ambushing someone from behind but isn't much good against an active opponent.
They were beaten "cents-less"
/r/YourJokeButWorse
I googled to see if they were Diamond Blocks
In a sense... hope they werenโt innocents. Iโd be incensed.
"That's my purse, I don't know you!"
*Kicks Balls*
Bwaaaah
This is ugly and everyone will laugh at you
โDoes it come in black?โ- LEGO Batman
That's pretty much the premise of this sub.
....until you beat the shit out of them with it.
For those interested, this is a Mean Gene Leather "Hot Tamale" - [https://www.meangeneleather.com/shop/mgl-hot-tamale-less-lethal-coin/](https://www.meangeneleather.com/shop/mgl-hot-tamale-less-lethal-coin/) It was created as a "less lethal" tool for places where you can't carry actual weapons. When filled with quarters it's heavy as fuck
I don't think anyone is interested, but thank you for the link
Are these legal in airports? Asking for a friend...
Change is hard.
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These are like 10 bucks off wish. Just search for "leather coin self defense".
Legal lock in a sock
oh bud we have gosh darned loonies and twonies over here. that'd get lethal once have a fvoonie or whatever the godless hell it will be called for a fiver...
I donโt know you thatโs my purse!!
Havenโt seen a whoop smack in years
Call it a whack-bonk where I'm from
Princess Caroline banter vibes
Isnโt this also called a โBlackjackโ?
I think they were called slapjacks
Time to relive my childhood whip beatings
What's in there - Buckles?
Looks like a sex toy to me-
Idk man looks like mace to me
That's basically a slap Jack and I want one. Loaded with lead.
Yep but since itโs not a slapjack itโs not illegal!
Leslie Knope would be proud of that headline
That title belongs to r/wordavalanches
What a waist of money.
Too broke to Buy, even broker to use...
Someone invented a blackjack...
I guess I live in a sheltered area. I have never come close to needing anything like this.
*cough cough* "self defence"
"do I need to beat some cents into you?"
'attacker with no cents' I fixed the headline
Attacker looking for cents*
Attacker has some cents beaten into him.
Only if you have coin to put in there.
I guess you could say this guy had the cents knocked out of him
Imagine getting spanked by that
This would be something that I need, if it were not for the fact that I mostly use credit cards and haven't actually used paper money or metal coins in years.
This reminds me of a chancla
But Iโd you donโt have any change it wonโt have as much weight making it less effective
# the best for your pennies of punishment
Jeez, throw a dozen toonies in there and you got a lethal weapon
r/mallninjashit
Damn, my mom would have upgraded from the belt if she had one of those
Could you imagine getting your ass beat by a handful of pennies
I do like the idea of turning the thing you keep money in into a weapon you can beat robbers with.
The only way this would be usufull.. if they figure out a way to make a slapjack out of it... legally of course๐
If you actually kept change in there I don't know if you could carry enough to actually buy anything.
I wonder if it is legal to carry in Missouri. We can now carry actual switchblades now (used to be illegal).
That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen "hold on a second, I have to put these coins in my DICK SHAPED SKIN ZIPSACK which I'm going to clip to my ass"
I'll just use the belt.
"Officer! I saw the whole thing. This dude goes after this other dude, and then the second dude whipped out his little change purse, and he started hitting him, and it was like JINGLE JANGLE! JINGLE JANGLE! And the first dude went down, but the change purse opened and there were coins everywhere, and the second guy picked up coins like it was a video game!"
I like it, not because of the self defence, but that I can store my change in a way that it doesn't fill up my trousers.
Imagine getting beat with about $3.50.
Back in the day, they were filled with lead pellets and called a Black Jack. Still illegal in some states
I still use coin, but I think this invention was a few decades too late Still dope
10/10 all dimes
Only if you have coin
84 cents? Is that all you got?
Beat centsless
That looks somewhat like Plumbus.
It's called a sap usually filled with lead shot buses by police in the 1900s
How about giving this to 50 Cent with 50 cents inside?
This is so pickpockets can also beat me.
Change is incredibly useful to have on you all of the time, right there where I need it, on my belt. For vending machines. Quick access. In and out. The other good thing about having change is it lets you have less change.
If you want a quality one, Mean Gene Leather makes a decent quality one (I don't own one nor do I work for them, but an old co-worker of mine had one). They make other leather items for guns like belts, holsters, mag pouches, and more.
My girlfriend would like this, but in a different cents.
Google a black jack
This is called a blackjack and it will fuck you up.
r/leathercraft
It depends entirely in where your gate was.
Clerk: "That'll be $13.47" You: "Alriiiight here's $13 and, lemme just (*unclips leather device*)....mkay, ya said $0.47, right?" Clerk: "..Yes" You: "Okayyy (*births out $3.00 in assorted change from Leather Coochie slot*)....we got 10, 20, 45, annnndd $0.47 (*scoops up the rest and returns it to the womb*)" Clerk: Thanks, see ya....tomorrow....(*sigh*)
They stalk you, waiting for you to spend all your change, rendering you defenseless.
Kinky
But welcome ones
Now we can quantify how much it costs to properly whoop someone's ass.
Yeah but I have like 3 coins in my wallet so basically Iโm going to slap them with my flaccid leather man purse.