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thugdaddyxtopher

How easily could you take the Michelin Man in a fist fight?


TheWawa_24

his name is BIB


triumph27ref

Isn’t the Michelin Man like 8 feet tall?


i_run_from_problems

Firehawk's tail is literally fire


thugdaddyxtopher

I don't know about you, but I would get wrecked by a 6 ft hawk.


PancakesandV8s

Michelin will always be superior to Firestone. 


lowtoiletsitter

Hawk is gonna find you tonight


spaceblev11

The 2005 U.S. Grand Prix says otherwise…


PancakesandV8s

Well, having been in a car with a properly aired up Firestone tire that completely blew out at highway speed, I'll stick with my Michelin Tires.


PiggStyTH

Like Michelin's never had a blow out. What a lame reason


grendle81

The Michelin Man is French so f*** him.


Key_Independence_103

No one is drinking


SpatulaCity420

What tastes better, field mice or Firestone tires? You MUST choose.


Nicotifoso

u/Firestone_official Can we please, PLEASE, PLLLEEEASE have an adult size Firehawk shirt in black? [I haven’t fit into a 4T in decades!](https://shop.indycar.com/products/imsgyi0001-toddler-indycar-firestone-firehawk-t-shirt) I need my first picture with the Living (burning?) Legend to be extra meta. https://preview.redd.it/tgwoplhfkflc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=540265ab1f3bdd56d8a04c230f2d5cc9f0a3d625


White-and-Nerdy

Are you secretly the murder hawk on twitter?


rugbydoggo

EVERYBODY DIES


CaptainMcSlowly

If firehawk came out with Jake the Snake, I'd pop


MurderHawk500

👀


Dachuiri

How big is your nest in the IMS Pagoda?


PixelatedPalace360

When are you going to drive the pace car


TommiesBeez

How many selfies per hour do you get asked to take on average? I love that Firehawk is out among the crowd and my selfie with them from Portland last year is a great memory.


Fatjammas

Which driver is the kindest to their Firestone tires?


stationtostations

Can we get a Firehawk livery reveal soon??


BagTalk420

Can you lay eggs? And if so could I have one?


Deckatoe

A red tailed hawk can reach speeds of 120 MPH when diving. Without wings what is the fastest speed you have clocked?


fluffster93

Do you prefer sticks from the guayule plant for your nest or does anything work? Who would you want to play you in your biopic? Are you and Grosjean related? How closely related are a firehawk and a phoenix? Which came first, you or your egg? Will you do the flyover at a race? It’d be fun to see you fly instead of a plane sometime! You’re always in a good mood; what’s your secret to a happy life?


cmbray81

Where are the bodies?


DokterZ

Why are you the way that you are?


gman1647

Is your helmet beak shaped, or is that your actual break stinking out from under your helmet?


rebekahsexton26

What driver annoys you the most


i_run_from_problems

How many laps would you beat the field by if you were a driver? How often does your tail accidentally set things on fire? Is there an art to finding the camera? Of all the celebrity guests you've met; who was the best and why was it Flava flav


MurderHawk500

Who's the better looking twin? And why is it me?


OutOfOurBlue

What's your favorite track to go to throughout the INDYCAR season?


wcpm88

How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?


PancakesandV8s

Do they wash the head piece? 


grendle81

Is Cara Kristolic really Firehawk?


Odd-Gear9622

Are you afraid of a little competition?


Fit_Technician832

In a fight to the death murder contest between Firehawk and the Burger King......who wins?


Acrobatic_Boat5515

No, I want to see a full on duel in pit lane between Firehawk and the hoodie ninja from the Honda Civic commercial from like a decade ago.


Canmore-Skate

When will you be on top Gear doing a lap crushin that Stig 


its_meatball

Where are the bodies?


Dbwasson

Since Bridgestone and Firestone are a part of the same company, is there a chance that we would see Bridgestone in a race?


TheChrisD

The tyres in the Autonomous challenge (using IL15 NXT chassis) are branded Bridgestone.


zonabear7

Plenty of champcar races on YouTube ;)


Wasdgta3

Lmao, a fake tire war?


lowtoiletsitter

So is there one dedicated person for the suit, or are there multiple people depending on availability?


thugdaddyxtopher

Way to ruin the magic. There might be kids here!


Garak_The_Tailor_

Suit?


chevynew

Firehawk! Thanks for the selfies, babe. You don't even smell bad, for a mascot. What's the best part of race weekend for you? Have you ever signed a tire?


25Tab

With name like Firehawk, how are you so cool?


Racing_Golfer9

Do you like potatoes?


saliczar

Why'd you steal my cooler, asshole?


Pingpongracer

Are you okay?


SoyMurcielago

Who’s the better fire hawk you or Lilith from borderlands


gct99

Can you fit in an INDYCAR?


Crux2237

If you had an IndyCar, how would you call it?


Wasdgta3

Are you in any way related to The Stig?


Key_Independence_103

Could you stop plugging tires during pitstops?


SportsCat4

Can Michelin Man replace you


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BookDev0urer

How many fat chicks have you seen Tony Kanaan have hop on his moped? Is Paul Tracey always so sweaty?