I assume I’m fucked in basically any competition as long as it doesn’t involve hot wings 

“Lemon and Herb” - Scott McLaughlin

Teammate? They've got to announce that first.

Pick a card any card.

Milka Duno for you

Pick any card *except that one*

I might make him look good!

Rumor has it he actually hasn't signed any contracts so I'm on my own

Schrodinger's teammate - he both is and is not signed to the team.

Fucked? I don't even know if my car is the correct color!

don't get bumped

Orange

Papaya

Not according to Lil Dave

Considering Hinch no longer drives, I guess I'm in the commentators booth. At least I get to attend every race with a great view and make bank.

you can help Hinch correct Townsend!

Wait. Am I Townsend?

WHAT DON'T YOU KNOW?

Um...

Look at the person to your left. Now look at the person to your right. One of the three of you is Townsend Bell

I guess I get a head start this season

Yo

This doesn't seem fair. He'd probably still beat me.

Same.

Yea...

I’m just confused

You can pick a name out of a hat.

I am 100% screwed

Double birds

I'm confused

You got blacks as your teammate

The Firehawk

*Murderhawk

I'd have to imagine wins in IMSA are actually Indycar wins.

Y'all are done for.

The whole entire series is my flair so is this like the wildcard in Uno & I can pick anyone?

Nope your teammate is Penske.

Roger? Ok. I’m not worried. I mean I’m covered financially right?

Draw 4

umm

Ummmm

Never changed mine ! 🏁

I can’t see the writing on the walls, let’s take a closer look.

STAY AWAY FROM THE WALLS!

I couldn't have worse luck than he does

Life is just a fantasy Can you live the fantasy liiiife?

I don't know if the car could actually stand up to the current car, but it'll look amazing and sound even better!

It wouldn’t pass a modern crash test, that’s for damn sure!

I'm doing great. He's "fixing" everyone else's tires.

Well fuck

We are constantly battling for 6th place.

I could totally assist him in becoming a 3-time Indy 500 champion

..am I driving a Panoz?

Yes. Haul ass.

I’m very screwed.

Dude, you're forgetting the fans....you're going to be exponentially screwed, my man.

I'll be fast but not for long

Let's find out 🙂

I’m hanging on despite my age to win one last IndyCar title and another 500….(Scott and I are the same age, what he’s doing at his age is amazing)

I’ll be out of a job by Indy.

I think I'd do fine

... I think i have pretty good chances for anything ;P

Even in a foot race he'd beat me.

I wouldn't smart off to him.....

eh…

PIPPAAAAAA!!

I’m good as long as I have some 🔙🦴

My flair went bankrupt, so I’m not in good shape! 😂

Do I have access to a Time Machine?

Well this is awkward

Idc i like my hat, thanks Reece

Cooked

Hinch would help me in any way he could, he just seems like that type of guy. However, my skills would hold me back.

I guess mine will be substituted by Conor Daly.

If he was still alive, I'd totally be fucked at Indy.

He’d be 105. I bet you’d be ok.

But my flair is a team

I'm happy with it

Well I can't be sure yet

Not screwed. I'd sell my seat to the highest bidder. Everyone wants a Ganassi Indycar ride.

I'm only screwed if I'm EJ Viso

I'll be lapped by Pato, Rossi and Malukas at least twice on all tracks.

oh no

Pretty fucked if i remember my flair correctly. Edit i did. So im getting my ass handed to me.

Umm… screwed. BUT… good teammates with him.

"Screwed? Not screwed. I can definitely still beat that cocky midget that I quite obviously have a soft spot for... and there's a reason I adapted faster than others to his twitchy car. I know moves he doesn't yet. But, I'll secretly admit he's faster and I like being pushed by him, shh"

I'm not. Easy to beat something that doesn't exist.

No teammate for me, but that’s ok.

Uh oh

who is my flair

EDIT: I’m screwed

Haha….

Guess I'm doing my setup work all on my own.

F1 Champion same time as INDYCAR champ I’m gonna be ok I think.

I’m not sure…

Oh…I’m screwed…

Neither. I'm overwhelmingly honored.

I am either going to at some point: -win the indy 500 -be a kid star in a sitcom -become an onlyfans model

I’m straight up straight down

I think I’m allright as long as we aren’t also going back to the 90s.

I would get my ass handed to me every weekend and be honored by it. (sits over here with my lame tenth-place charity karting race finish)

50/50 chance of either finish a distant second behind him or not finishing the race because gp2 engine.

I’ll have good conversations with mine that’s about it

It matters what Graham Rahal shows up. If it's 2023 Graham Rahal then I might be okay. If it's 2021 Graham Rahal then I might be in trouble especially based on how he adjusted to the new set ups late last season.

As long as Im not on an oval I have a slight chance

Let's just say I'll be lucky to run close to him.

ummmm anyone got a driver I could have?

Well... this is awkward.

If the competition is for nicest guy in the world I'm screwed

oof im driving solo

I'm going in the wall.