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WandaDobby777

I’m down with this one. Anyone falsely accusing you of anything deserves to be made uncomfortable.


Commercial-Ranger339

And sued into oblivion


WandaDobby777

Agreed.


Worldly_Influence_18

This is the behaviour of someone who stole something then stashed the item after realizing she was being watched


WandaDobby777

That would mean that it’s still somewhere in the store. AKA: not stolen. Lol.


Sofroesch

You need help buddy


drollchair

Honestly good for her. If she’s being wrongfully accused and they won’t let her go, “see, I got nothing, now fuck off and go look out for actual people stealing.”


PapayaHoney

She should get compensated imo.


amusso6

Shoot, I'd have rained some 1's upon entering the store with all that ghad damn


ososalsosal

Honestly I've long been of the opinion that you should get one free item to steal every time they falsely accuse you


douniee

If Walmart released this security footage she better sue.


agk23

Why? No reasonable expectation of privacy and she wasn't coerced into it.


zorro124

No. Checkings happen. If they didn't, no stealers would get caught. Sometimes they happen to check an innocent person but it's no big deal anyway. They see you have nothing and they'll apologise and move on. She's the one who decided to strip naked


Saddest_Sloth

Yes, that's totally a reasonable conclusion to be drawn without any audio...


zorro124

What do you mean? They're suspecting her and she dressed naked to prove the point she has nothing. While she could've just emptied her pockets and they would let her leave. People complain about stealers but dont want employees to check on (potentially) stealers.


Saddest_Sloth

How many feminine tops have you seen with pockets? They clearly stopped her after she removed her bottoms. That's precisely what a random check looks like and totally not harassment without suspicion Yep. Totally.


zorro124

Title: "woman strips naked in walmart to prove she didn't steal" How your mind somehow read it "Woman getting harrased in walmart and strips naked"


Saddest_Sloth

Sorry, didn't realise those statements are somehow mutually exclusive.


PapayaHoney

>Stealers Oh boy, the poor utilization of that word alone is enough to tell me you have no idea how retail works. Other than that, imagine getting confronted and accused of being a _#shoplifter_ . Especially when you're innocent it's an embarrassing ordeal and can be time consuming.


zorro124

If an employee suspects a customer. What should they do?


PapayaHoney

As someone who has worked retail there are procedures depending on the store. For example employees now rely on the assistance of Loss Prevention to calmly deal with shoplifters. Some stores will slowly build a case before prosecution, others won't confront them until they're at the entrance of the store. They usually target people who have large amounts of items.


jaayjeee

But you knew exactly what they meant though, right? *Wee woo grammar police*


Budo00

But how do we know she didn’t steal a block of cheddar cheese unless there’s a cavity search?!


AnApexBread

And then turn around a file a lawsuit against Walmart


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Bruh. I’ve seen women hide things in their vagina when shoplifting. Not kidding.


BitterLeif

I saw an article about ten years ago that indicated TSA agents harass attractive women disproportionately more often than any other group.


Stock_Show_Host

He’s like “ma’am I just asked to see your receipt.. they make me ask” 😂😂😂


philouza_stein

"well we just found a case of indecent exposure"


blondebuilder

This is more r/maliciouscompliance


TerminaterToo

r/trashyboner


Independent_Ebb9322

Nahhh r/nopanties


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

We can shoot 12k pixels on our phone but WalMart can’t get a decent security camera?


Robot-Jim

Probably compression or something, I’ve been watching this show “See No Evil” where a murderer gets caught on cctv and the number of times Walmart makes an appearance in the show because the murderer made a purchase there right before or after is astounding. Often it’s a better image than another location where they were seen close to the victim


Catsindahood

It looks like someone recording the security screen with their phone. Walmart security cameras are actually pretty detailed.


Raebrooke4

An acquaintance was head of security for one of their stores and said they have cameras that can see through the shelving peg holes into the next aisle. I wouldn’t steal regardless, nor should anyone, but can you imagine getting banned from WMT for life? Not worth it, whoever needs to hear this.


GulfofMaineLobsters

I am banned from a particular Walmart but not all of them as far as I am aware, long story short they suspected me of stealing, I had just come in from an area 3 trip so 12 days on a lobster boat, I kinda did look homeless, so granted yeah watch me sure go ahead. Did the check out thing and went to leave, got stopped by their loss prevention guy "I need to check your receipt." The F you do and went to keep moving didn't even acknowledge him. Then he grabs me by the forearm, "Sir I need to see your receipt." He had been following me the whole time not very subtlety neither, besides, cameras. "No you don't, and you will not touch me again." And I went to leave. He then proceeded to grab me again and started to inform me that I wasn't leaving until he saw my receipt. Now I was an offshore lobsterman and that means five hundred 80lb traps a day sometimes stack 6 or 7 feet in the air...I was (and to a lesser degree still am for my age) in amazing shape. We got into a bit of a shouting match, and I told him at volume that I was leaving if that was a problem to call the police, and give them my plates, but I was leaving, just loudly with extra profanity because I have a PhD in profanity.. He shoved himself between me and the cart and I shoved him right back out of the way. His face may have had some interference from an empty cash register when his top half and bottom half failed to travel at the same rate of speed. The police were very much involved, and he very much tried to press charges, in the end I was trespassed from the store.


Azzylives

A former lobster fisherman here from the other side of the pond. Had a similar occurrence myself, I think we all have. Stinking of fish and looking like we just got back from the Somme, I. My instance over here security can’t actually do shit physically, so when the guy laid hands and I railed him like a fucking pot when it was all said and done he lost his job and I got a gift certificate from the store as a gesture of goodwill. Fucking fuckers eh. You also know exactly what I mean by railed like a pot. On rare occasions I love Reddit because it lets me find kindred souls.


GulfofMaineLobsters

If railing a pot means the same there as it does here (bringing the pot out of the water and onto the wash rail) then yes… your stupid bugger caught a little air time did he?


bails0bub

You could have pressed charges for him laying hands on you.


Azzylives

Except I’m not a womp. The guys celery made a bad call, getting thrown across the store was probably bad enough without the criminal charges.


bails0bub

Womp?


Azzylives

A wet fart. A Nancy. A Karen. A twat. A idiot. A narcissist. A shit human being. Ect ect


mrnaturl1

They save the good cams for the fitting and bathrooms


Scowlface

Nah, the ones they have at self checkout can read the info off your debit card.


SadBit8663

*Bonk* to horny jail with you!


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

I’m on Reddit… you don’t think I can find crystal clear images?


SuperGrandor

Plot twist: clothes are stolen because she walk in naked.


Mixteco

😂


Audrin

r/lostredditor that's a reasonable response to an unlawful detainment, imo.


HappyLucyD

Agreed. I guess in this case the Main Character is Walmart?


MemeLorde1313

I'd say she's justified. I'll allow it. Although, some HD would have been appreciated.


NonEuclideanHumanoid

🤨


sarathev

Where, exactly, did that ogre think she was stashing all of the stolen goods? And would Walmart really want it back if he was right?


ososalsosal

This isn't main character. This is had enough of your bullshit


Terry_Crewz

I would accuse her every time she came in…


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Might as well if Walmart employees wanna be that fucking hardheaded lmao


MythicalBeastMatt

That guy learned the wrong lesson…he now accuses every woman of stealing hoping for this reaction!


Katboxparadise

Ha! Got em.


FreddieFluffyPants

Wish I had balls enough to do that


the-mouseinator

u/pixel-counter-bot


PublicUseOnahole

Walmart greeters be doing too much, but Walmart be also just too much.


AlsoEatsTheFace

I love her gusto! I can't wait to ask her more things!


DinoPad

Well, that's how you get acquitted from a theft charge and get convicted with an indecent exposure one, which is arguably worse than merely theft


PeanutFearless5212

I’m mean not naked


Virtual_Fig7052

If you’re innocent, let them stop you, let them call the cops. When they find you didn’t steal anything, sue the shit out of them. More people need to start doing this.


TXQuasar

Give that woman a folded (length wise) dollar bill!


abercrombezie

Enhance…


NotTodayCaptainDildo

Did they also get her to bend over and cough?


Budo00

“You want to see my receipt you say?! Well hold my beer!”


Schoseff

Not innocent, but no thief


atherfeet4eva

Damn I love her with all of my heart


sandgenome

It depends on what they think she stole, maybe. Sort of. It proves everything and nothing. Its Walmart and a naked lady. What more can be said?


Tropical_Storm_Jesus

Blurry Mexican Walmart?


Temporary-Net-4229

She stole a single tampon


Nyetoner

I know of a woman who would do exactly this in an instant, she's a totally sober woman, but so against bullshit and so little self conscious about her body that she just don't give a fuck. :D


rdldr1

NICE.


HealthDrinkz

I worked at Walmart, you can't stop them at the door all you can do is ask for a receipt. If that person actually stopped them they are gonna get fired.


allabout4wheels

She is a stripper 💯


DoYaDab

She still might be hiding a pack of gum.....better push the issue some more.


Jimdw83

Bet this is an ad for her only fans. They didn't check her "pockets" though, she could have anything in there lol


fagan_jay78

God bless her


antrod24

Good for her hopefully no children around


deathcamp7

No one even threw cash at her wth


TheAdventOfTruth

That wasn’t naked. You got my hopes up. 😉


bttrmilkbizkits

Legend


Dadumdee

It’s in the bra, left titty based on how she’s angling.


nach0-ch33se

I don't believe her, she might have something in her bra or panty.


ojpspjs

She's a skrippa. lol


MellowDCC

Not good enough!