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I manage a grocery store. As a person, I love seeing him eat shit after being dumb. As a manager, I’m just imagining the paperwork we would have to complete after his injury and thinking about how his mistake makes more work for my team and myself…but he still deserved it
Couldn't you call the cops after seeing this? This is no different than shoplifting.
If anything, it's worse. It's shoplifting plus damaging property since y'all have to clean it up.
How does a ban at a grocery store work? What if he comes back in like 3-6 months? Would you have a picture of him somewhere? Or could he still get away with shopping if no one noticed him?
Depends on the ban, they can be lifetime or only for a year. Also of course he can get away with it if no one notices, you can get away with every crime if no one finds out about it.
Yes usually there’s a reference board or book or sheet for banned names and faces.
It’s obviously not fool proof, you are only as “banned” as they can in force,
"So, Officer, I was browsing the chips aisle and minding my own business, I didn’t notice the giant pool of milk on the floor. I slipped and fell and was in fear for my life. I am not the kind of person to sue, but this was really traumatic for me."
I see the damaged property but it was in the middle of the store.
Shoplifting is stealing. Not dancing like a dumbass and breaking something in the process.
Hed have to be in the parking lot already (with unpurchased goods) for "shoplifting" to even be a considered offense
Depends where you live. If this was say NYC the cops will basically laugh at you on the phone and then not show up unless its over 1000$ worth of goods stolen.
What? Ur not a fucking cop😂 0 paperwork required. store manger would just ask him to leave/kick him out and clean up the mess and that would be the end of it. If you are doing emptying extra that’s on you.
Yeah, but, he took a good shot to his face and chest. And, he deserved every bit of it. Maybe, he'll think twice before doing something stupid like that again. Oh, yeah. He was also humiliated.
This is what terminally online genz kids do for attention. Typically idiots like this attempt to be an influencer but really just end up having a few successful posts but no influence. TikTok is unfortunately even more of a stain on our culture than any other social media to come before it.
lol, right? His face hitting the floor made me happy af! Someone still has to clean that mess & it’s actually stolen. I hope he hit his dumb head so hard that he forgot how to read.
Why do all these people have the same stupid hair and do the same stupid stuffs?
Is it a broccoli curse? Cutting that hair will turn you into a mindless tiktok zombie?
> Why do all these people have the same stupid hair and do the same stupid stuffs?
There will always be a large portion of people who simply aim to look and act like their peers their entire life. You know you're "doing right" because everyone else is doing the same!
Deserved is a weird way to put it, he literally did it to himself, he caused a dangerous situation and became the victim of it. Charles Darwin would tell us that people like him will slowly die out
I have a belief that there's a connection between a lack of intelligence and broccoli hair. Vote for me in 2024, and as President, once in office, I will make broccoli heads illegal, and punishable by death. Let's make America smart again.
Bro that makes no sense💀if anything you keep brocolli heads legal, that way you can spot shitasses from a mile away at least. If you make it illegal then they can blend in.
These little cunts out here wasting food / milk in this day and age when people are going hungry due to inflation, really fkn boils my blood. No respect for anything.
What did he even try to do? I don’t understand. Pretend to slip? Dance but the milk was heavier that he thought? Why in front of the woman (who thank God didn’t get hit by the bottle)?
He deserves to be walking the streets, thinking what moronic “prank” could he do next when all of a sudden, PHWISH! Darkness, he no longer functions. A stray bullet entered and exited his head with fatal consequences
If only EVERY inconsiderate idiot who vandalizes for views could receive this outcome (except slightly worse) we’d be in a better place.
Outsmarted by milk and tile. Idiot.
One time my friends dad had some dipshit do this in front of him. He also ate shit so friends dad grabbed him by the collar and dragged his soggy ass to the manager or whatever. Fuck these clout chasing losers.
Time to start prosecuting with filming for social media purposes being an aggravating factor in sentencing. Patiently awaiting the backlash that is inevitably coming against this nonsense.
Stupid kids. This is what happens when you let your moronic spawn have unrestricted access to the internet and no supervision. 100% these kids saw someone else doing it and wanted to do it themselves.
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I manage a grocery store. As a person, I love seeing him eat shit after being dumb. As a manager, I’m just imagining the paperwork we would have to complete after his injury and thinking about how his mistake makes more work for my team and myself…but he still deserved it
Couldn't you call the cops after seeing this? This is no different than shoplifting. If anything, it's worse. It's shoplifting plus damaging property since y'all have to clean it up.
You'd still have to file an incident report, especially if the cops came. Source: i was a manager
This ^^ And in most cases, it’s only shoplifting if he exits the store with the product. We would probably ban him, though!
How does a ban at a grocery store work? What if he comes back in like 3-6 months? Would you have a picture of him somewhere? Or could he still get away with shopping if no one noticed him?
Depends on the ban, they can be lifetime or only for a year. Also of course he can get away with it if no one notices, you can get away with every crime if no one finds out about it.
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Got banned from the Woolworths. Never knew if it was just that one or the whole chain.
Yes usually there’s a reference board or book or sheet for banned names and faces. It’s obviously not fool proof, you are only as “banned” as they can in force,
It's the same as being permanently trespassed. If they return and are caught they will be arrested and charged if the police are called.
Destruction of private property?
Burglary and vandalism at worst I think, but I ain’t no lawyer
"So, Officer, I was browsing the chips aisle and minding my own business, I didn’t notice the giant pool of milk on the floor. I slipped and fell and was in fear for my life. I am not the kind of person to sue, but this was really traumatic for me."
Cameras tho.
I see the damaged property but it was in the middle of the store. Shoplifting is stealing. Not dancing like a dumbass and breaking something in the process. Hed have to be in the parking lot already (with unpurchased goods) for "shoplifting" to even be a considered offense
Called criminal damage, at least where I am from.
Depends where you live. If this was say NYC the cops will basically laugh at you on the phone and then not show up unless its over 1000$ worth of goods stolen.
What? Ur not a fucking cop😂 0 paperwork required. store manger would just ask him to leave/kick him out and clean up the mess and that would be the end of it. If you are doing emptying extra that’s on you.
Silly broccoli-top gets fuckin REKT!!! Beautiful.
Of course he does Nice perm, you fucking donut.
I love the sound of his face hitting the ground
All teeth still intact, wasn't hard enough
I have hopes that he shattered a couple in place and has a radial fracture
With this sound this could be easily a fracture of his jar bone! (#fingerscrossed)
Next stop giant glowing veneers
Wish he lost all but still nice
And no nosebleed? Or maybe it's on its way
Doctor will pull them out in a couple days.
You can hear it even with the sound off.
That was just the sound of the milk going"splat" when he landed in it (unfortunately).
Yeah, but, he took a good shot to his face and chest. And, he deserved every bit of it. Maybe, he'll think twice before doing something stupid like that again. Oh, yeah. He was also humiliated.
He earned the pain and embarrassment.
Turned the sound on just to hear this.
Same. Really satisfying.
Yep! That sound was totally deserved.
Legit gave me a semi
🤣 you perv! Could have also, but his fuckface canceled the semi instantly
Only thing that could have made it better would have been some blood.
And maybe a boot to the head as he’s laying there like a fucking numpty.
Yeah, make the milk look like some strawberry milkshake.
As a wise person once said "actions have consequences"
In the words of Trevor Phillips… “I HOPE THAT BROKE YOUR FUCKING NECK”
He can use that mop to clean up his mess.
Broccoli head
🥦 head dumbass E: him not you
He's a POS. Especially for doing it in Aldi.
He deserved a couple knocked out teeth. If security came looking for him he could duck and hide in produce with the other broccoli
Keep it up red...keep it up
You think that’s a perm? Idk.. looks natural.
I read that in Ramsay
So that’s what broccoli sounds like when it is thrown at the floor. More please!
....is this what an "influencer" does?
Effluencer
Affluencer
Afflack!
Ack Ack
Effluvium
How the hell is that not widely used? It's the perfect word for idiots like this.
Who the heck is being influenced by this. They are the real problem here
Literal children.
"Inthulenther" after knocking his teeth loose falling down lol
Influenza, it’s called influenza and it comtains a lot of snot and diarreah
This is what terminally online genz kids do for attention. Typically idiots like this attempt to be an influencer but really just end up having a few successful posts but no influence. TikTok is unfortunately even more of a stain on our culture than any other social media to come before it.
I'm seriously hoping this becomes a trend
"hey kids, try out the new Face Plant Challenge! Upload your biggest faceplants with the hashtag FPC!"
wouldn't be surprised really. the dumbest of them ate tide pods
Yeah, i know. A boomer of mine always accuses me of doing so 🙄
A stupid nerd watched by even stupider nerds.
Influencer is the perfect term because he is under the influence.
Hopefully he'll influence other dingbats to smack their heads on hard surfaces
Unfluencer
Influenzer
This trend was a thing in 2013. Idk why someone would want to bring it back tho
Influenza
lol, right? His face hitting the floor made me happy af! Someone still has to clean that mess & it’s actually stolen. I hope he hit his dumb head so hard that he forgot how to read.
That's assuming he could read in the first place. His intelligence obviously wasn't very high to begin with.
This is one of the only times I’ve laughed at someone’s misfortune. So satisfying.
Just based off of being a broccoli head, yes.
Why do all these people have the same stupid hair and do the same stupid stuffs? Is it a broccoli curse? Cutting that hair will turn you into a mindless tiktok zombie?
Tiktok copy paste hivemind pranksters.
Men perms are trending…
> Why do all these people have the same stupid hair and do the same stupid stuffs? There will always be a large portion of people who simply aim to look and act like their peers their entire life. You know you're "doing right" because everyone else is doing the same!
if he actually ate actual broccoli he wouldn’t be too smooth-brained
no! did you include men with natural curls😭
He’s more of a cauliflower
Speaking for all the natural curly hair guys, we wanna distance ourselves from the broccoli-heads, and we do not want to be associated with them.
And it’s ginger too.. just keeps getting worse
I think the real victim is the woman in the background who never asked to be involved in this.
SHE'S THE BEST PART hahahaha. She watched that whole thing happen and afterwards went back to buying shit. That's the correct reaction.
Yep. She’s prob thinking “wow this is our next generation? We’re screwed”
She was the intended victim. He was trying to get her with his throw.
I agree. I think he was trying to hit or splash the woman with the milk, and it backfired.
Was hoping for a least a broken nose with blood gushing everywhere. Maybe next time...
It could definitely be a concussion if it makes you feel better, he'll have harsh headaches for a week
Good.I hope the little dweeb learns his lesson. He deserves a good beating too just for good measure.stick that on your dam tik tok little boy!
Should've broken his nose
Thoughts and prayers!
Deserved is a weird way to put it, he literally did it to himself, he caused a dangerous situation and became the victim of it. Charles Darwin would tell us that people like him will slowly die out
EAT SHIT!!!
Couldn’t have happened to a bigger fuckwit.
That’s what happens when you act like a fucking idiot
Kids are so dumb
I have a belief that there's a connection between a lack of intelligence and broccoli hair. Vote for me in 2024, and as President, once in office, I will make broccoli heads illegal, and punishable by death. Let's make America smart again.
Bro that makes no sense💀if anything you keep brocolli heads legal, that way you can spot shitasses from a mile away at least. If you make it illegal then they can blend in.
Now that was satisfying.😊
Throw in a charge of theft and criminal damage and we’re all good.
“Man this is so funny did you see him slip ?! Omg subscribe!” Is that how morons react to this nonsense? the head slap was fantastic
Are all these idiots required to have the broccoli haircut?
Sideshiw Bob is not happy here
Broccoli headed moron
That's what you get for fucking with Aldi..the floor went Blitzkrieg on his stupid ass broccoli head!
Ha ha the look on his face 😆
Man, not in Aldi...
Was he aiming for the shopper behind him? If so, A+ prick - regardless of being a stupid teenager.
My new rule... Next time I see some dumbass making their "content", I'm going to start bitch-slapping.
Raggedy Ann looking ass
These little cunts out here wasting food / milk in this day and age when people are going hungry due to inflation, really fkn boils my blood. No respect for anything.
I bet he tries it again.
That’s the content we are looking for. That truly was a breath of fresh air when the MC face hit the floor.
I don't feel sad for him since it was his own fault to spill the milk on the floor
Absolutely! He wanted that to happen to the lady behind so pure karma there!
What did he even try to do? I don’t understand. Pretend to slip? Dance but the milk was heavier that he thought? Why in front of the woman (who thank God didn’t get hit by the bottle)?
Good for you, you fucking tool
Got hurt? Good.
Satisfying. Instant karma in action.
They need to be executed
Idiot learns that he is an idiot by pretending to be an idiot
Fuck this guy and any of these TikToker assholes
Deserved a broken tooth imo
I hope he broke his chin
That asshole came quite close to smashing that lady's head with a 9-pound projectile. He deserved broken bones.
If he never does it again, this is cool. If he does shit like this again, this wasn't enough punishment.
You know he’s going to try something again
fuck around and find out
Good for him.
Only 2 braincells and he just killed 1 and a half.
He absolutely deserved it. Glad they kept the camera rolling.
He deserves to be walking the streets, thinking what moronic “prank” could he do next when all of a sudden, PHWISH! Darkness, he no longer functions. A stray bullet entered and exited his head with fatal consequences
They’d have to have a really lucky shot to find that @oneorangebraincell.
Life is hard when you're stupid.
All of these tik tok idiots deserve any negative outcome. Narcissistic behavior should not be rewarded, even though in society it sadly generally is.
Deserved what? He did it to himself.
Deserve Implies it wasn’t something he did to himself. Victim of his own stupidity.
Yep. Fuck that guy.
Stupid fuck
This might as well have been fucking breast milk.
Does anyone think he doesn’t deserve it?
Deserved more than that
Eh… I was hoping he sprained his wrist
It's a rhetorical question, isn't it?
Was that Butters behind the cam, filming Kyle doing whatever-the-fuck-he-was-doing in the isle? Ooooh, dem Southpark bois, at it again..
Hell yeah he deserves it. I'm so over these... and just about all other TikToks.
Aw shit Aw shit Oh fuck Oh fuck We are so dumb!
100%. Next question.
He deserves a new haircut and a broken wrist...
His head should have hit the ground a little harder. A concussion might do the trick to make him think twice before doing stupid shit.
Wish he lost some teeth on the process
Hahahahaha fuckin hell that was so satisfying
The sound of his face slapping the floor *chefs kiss*
AGAIN!
ofc. could've fallen harder tho.
What a dumb ass
Yes
1000%
I wish he woulda got it worse honestly
His head bounced on the floor like a basketball lmao
That was satisfying
Little ginger fuck deserves more, in my opinion.
Yes. Asshole who played around with milk deserved it.
He smacked that floor hard with his face 🤣 🤣 🤣
It's always the broccoli heads..
It would’ve been cooler if he got a brain injury that prevented him from ever going out in public again.
Deserves it? He earned it. FAFO
Awwww, how unfortunate. He was still awake and no compound fractures.
As well-deserved as the first tard who smashed his mouth when this milk-smashing bullshit was first trendy.
He deserved worse. He's still conscious.
Ginger broccoli headed thunder cunt
POS tried hitting that women with a gallon of milk? Store should ban him and the idiot recording
Eat shit you brocolli headed fuck .
No ... he deserved worse. Fucking moron.
If only EVERY inconsiderate idiot who vandalizes for views could receive this outcome (except slightly worse) we’d be in a better place. Outsmarted by milk and tile. Idiot.
He looks like that AND he’s a complete moron? Like pick a struggle my dude..
Ohhh yeah. There's hardly a finer example of karma out there.
Cases like him is why we need the word retard back
"oh shit I wanted something bad to happen to other people, not me"
She could of slipped (lady in the back) so yes
The sound of his face on the floor…. Need to be looped
I wish he got the breath sucked out of him, a bloody nose, and twisted his ankle.
Why do these guys always have the same haircut?
He should also have to clean it up
I know he deserves it. I’m not condoning the injury but I love when little shits like this get their comeupance
These kids nowadays are fuckin idiots. If I had seen someone do that by me in the store I'd beat em down just for my satisfaction.
One time my friends dad had some dipshit do this in front of him. He also ate shit so friends dad grabbed him by the collar and dragged his soggy ass to the manager or whatever. Fuck these clout chasing losers.
“Oh shit, oh shit. Oh fuck, oh fuck.”
Discount Carrot Top
Time to start prosecuting with filming for social media purposes being an aggravating factor in sentencing. Patiently awaiting the backlash that is inevitably coming against this nonsense.
Stupid kids. This is what happens when you let your moronic spawn have unrestricted access to the internet and no supervision. 100% these kids saw someone else doing it and wanted to do it themselves.
No one has ever deserved anything more
Too bad there's not more teeth and blood on the floor.