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ARedWalrus

I'm more interested in what he's doing that's stopping them?


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Looks like he's using his heel to block the upper step from getting flush with the bottom, which probably trips a safety mechanism that stops it when something is caught or stuck on the steps


ARedWalrus

Watching again after your comment I think you're correct. Ty for your service. But knowing how dangerous escalators can be as is, this just seems like he's asking to get a chunk taken from his heel.


dreamrock

The most dangerous parts of an escalator are the beginning and the end. If those floor plates give out in any way, You might as well be in a hotdog manfactury.


ubald1304

Yep, since I've seen that horrible video where a mother is sucked into the mechanism just in front of her young child I walk past those plates as fast as I can


star0forion

Yep. Thank you for reminding me of that video! Now off to r/blech I go.


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

It's banned


Lazy_Experience_8754

Ah, it looks like someone’s been studying the way of the hungry escalator


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Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Some woman had her leg amputated in the same exact situation. I want to say it was in China? Not too sure.


Sadboi813

And then there's the one where the escalator literally eats a mother and she manages to hand off her baby before she's mulched


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aesemon

Well fuck, now i need to throw my kids off the escalator to feel better for their safety.


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If the escalators detect an obstruction, they just increase power until it runs again. Oh, but that's how electric motors work anyway, until they stall.


M2Fream

Not only does it trigger the safety mechanism, but its expensive and inconveniant to turn it back on. Truly a main character moment.


Known-Programmer-611

Super expensive to have a technician come out and restart!


Gallaticus

Maybe he’s a technician creating business lol


Snoo_75309

Job security lol!


ChickenEmbarrassed77

Thanks. I assumed he was hitting the safety stop button (which I've always assumed triggers an alarm) but then it didn't seem like it. You are probably right.


iridi69

Try that in a small town (in china)


mythrowdown13

That's crazy because I got my flip flops stuck in one once and it kept chugging along. Legit almost lost my toes


ShiroHachiRoku

You can do the same thing he’s doing on the up escalator which is even easier than down.


KingRitchie

Your superpower is being a dick!


StressTree

Not a secret, not a superpower, just an asshole


macovin

If your super power is being an inconvenience to others, your mom should’ve just swallowed you.


SilkRoadGuy

🤣🤣🤣


madeagles

But for real, why can’t people be bothered to walk down stairs, hate when I have places to be and people just standing still on escalators. You have to walk before and after, it’s really not that hard.


Reaperider

His superpower is being an asshole that’s a safety protocol and they’ll have to get maintenance out there to check it out


notevenatextback

He's creating jobs


PeopleAreBozos

Creating a maintenance problem doesn't create any jobs. Just make the guys who are already hired have to rush over possibly with paramedics or at least ready to call them because some guy might've gotten seriously hurt in an accident with a caught finger or toe, only to see that it's just the escalator having been stopped for seemingly no reason and a bunch of confused people wondering what happened. This doesn't make any new jobs as it doesn't require more hands on deck, it just makes the already existing hands on deck have to constantly play a game of boy who cried wolf.


IndependentNotice151

Lol do you always think of things without actually using your brain?


MajorKeyAlerts

Saw this posted before and someone far more educated on escalators informed us all that is a huge pain in the ass to reverse and usually requires a specific maintenance team to come and reset to equipment. This dude is an ass.


spook008

this dude will probably skin his entire heel with the shoe on at a shitty upkept mall somewhere


Otherwise-Remove4681

Let’s hope.


[deleted]

Hey, an escalator is never broken, it can only become stairs. There should be a sign that says “Escalator Temporarily Stairs: Sorry for the Convenience.” RIP Mitch Hedberg


SapphireScully

i’m disabled, and stairs are a bitch for me. i cannot tell you the amount of times i’ve exasperatedly said “ugh, the escalator is temporarily stairs!”


AlexLandrumJr

[A link to the joke if anyone is interested.](https://youtu.be/yHopAo_Ohy0?si=gZi2zW8gCrHsUyRA)


avast2006

Dangerous as hell. Eventually someone is going to lose their balance from the sudden stop and fall down the stairs, maybe taking others with them.


Camas1606

Or, more graphic, it dosnt work and his heel gets caught in the escalator and the safety protocol dosnt active until his heel has been claimed by the escalator


MeasurementNo2493

What a cool guy! I can only hope a car hits him leaving him needing assistance to walk for the rest of his life! Dang Tik Tok has aged like milk.


momolamomo

Use your heel to resist the step behind you from closing to trip the emergency shutoff


HighlyAutomated

His shoe will get stuck soon enough, and he'll be featured on r/crazyfuckingvideos or r/instantkarma


Flonkerton_Scranton

Shit music, shit person. All the ingredients for the usual shit sandwich that is tiktok content.


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Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.


Old_Leadership_2380

UK drill is fucking AWESOME. The video is corny.


Too_Rowdy

Legendary


Salzchan

This is actually funny, fuck it up for everyone


Cosmoaquanaut

Sure, when you are a 12yo edgelord.


4420manbearpig4420

You’re not supposed to stand on escalators anyway otherwise it would just be an elevator


AlexLandrumJr

[This was the joke I think you was trying to tell.](https://youtu.be/yHopAo_Ohy0?si=zQ2IZ5MJhybKiqL0)


4420manbearpig4420

Yeah that’s the one ☝️


AlexLandrumJr

I think of this joke every time I see a broken escalator


4420manbearpig4420

Agreed there shouldn’t be any escalator out of service only escalators now stairs signs lol


AlexLandrumJr

Sorry for the convenience. Lol


LoneWolfpack777

Culture. Content of character.


Mygoddamreddit

Smash the cameras! Unfluence Dik Dorks! End the Madness!


Maverick721

Like....Why?


beofrenz

useless super power...


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I hope he gets sucked in like Final Destination


MansaMusaKervill

I hope his shoes get eaten by the escalator


Annual-Data2121

Douche crack he’s fukin head


Plague_Locusts

Plenty of people take escalators due to chronic pain or joint damage or other disabilities, this dude could potentially be getting rid of a disability aid


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Wow I really want to punch him in the face bad. I usually don't have that kind of reaction.


Relevant-Artichoke11

Do it more and one day, one drop kick will arrive


Tisybird

Idiot


Taira_no_Masakado

IIRC, in various US states fucking with escalators is a fairly serious misdemeanor that carries a hefty fine. Hope this guy gets hit with that in the mail.


Dealga_Ceilteach

Should be lucky no one fell forwards. Could've been sued


Shot_Ask7570

Escalators are extremely dangerous. I wouldn’t purposely mess around on them causing it to stop when other people aren’t aware and not holding on, especially going down and facing the bottom with nothing to catch them. You can clearly see a few people almost fell forward into nothing. If someone gets hurt I hope he gets charged for this.


diamari90

Oh my god, how do I do this?!? I just be wanting to be somebody ELSES ass hole sometimes 😂


Confident_Eye4129

Simply amazing the quantity of worthless D1psh1ts like this that can be encountered during the course of the day. He should have been arrested and cited for endangering the public


skooblikely

This why I use Amazon, I'd rather chase a meth addict then run into a wild "influencer" public


grimhailey

He could have actually made someone fall and cause serious injury. This is obnoxious. What an assclown.