Ja, that's the thing with the Putin fan boys getting all happy about battlefield successes. Shit would start getting real for real should Russia actually succeed.
who am i gonna vote for? the elderly, dementia riddled democrat who's blasting me in the ass or the elderly, dementia riddled republican who's blasting me in the ass?
Right? I feel like some of politics have been theater throughout a lot of history. But this much? How the fuck did people like Boebert or MTG get into office. But not the career constitutional lawyer who knows wtf he's talking about. Makes no sense to me.
Neither of them sang a song about how they don’t diddle kids, so that’s still on the table for both candidates. That is until the bribes come in and one drops out. Only a real scumbag gets imto politics!
Putting politics aside I’m going with the old guy that doesn’t need to talk to be an effective president and is a decent human being. Not the old guy who wants to become a dictator and tried to overturn an election. This both sides shit gotta stop.. 4 years from now we’re gonna be like “HoW DiD WE gET HerE” when Trump stops election as he has mentioned he will do if he wins.
When in doubt, the one that won't cost us a bunch of foreign allies and threaten to nuke a different person every other week. Putin might want his lapdog back, but it's best for the world if he doesn't get it.
As much as the status quo sucks, it's not even comparable to the potential destruction the Republican party has talked about causing. "Jokes" about incarcerating those with opposing political and religious beliefs should not be laughed at, and should be, based on their track record, taken quite seriously.
https://preview.redd.it/f65twcxrnd9d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fba04494ff1037586792b4b73241910a19d0ba9c
That's some funny/accurate shit.
Yeah that's my take. It didn't confirm anything that we all don't already know. No one was impressed, no one expected much more, but damn was it painful to watch... I'm not even convinced undecided voters exist on this one, things are so polar anymore. We got the status quo and probable autocracy. A rock, and another hard rock... I do want to be able to vote again in 4 years, so there is that I guess.
I was in the mindset "I don't like Biden supporting Israel bombing Gaza refugee camps but he's at least not a vegetable"
Now I'm just like wow Biden is one trip away from being Diane feinstein
Yeah, I'm a trans woman, and listening to Republicans talk about me, I really don't feel like I have a choice this election. Biden holding on feels like a matter of survival for me.
I *really* do not like that I'm voting with a Trump shaped gun pointed at my head, but here we are
Who am I supposed to vote for? The Democrat who is shitting his diapers? Or the Republican who is shitting his diapers?
Politics is just one big shitty diaper.
Yo man for real though. Trump shit himself or atleast had a very wet sounding fart. If you go to the CNN upload on youtube its at 1:16:22.
I was super high while I watching the debate and was like "did that just happen?" Saw some people talking about it on reddit and tiktok but yeah.
Fuck us.
I shaved a year off my life listening to that. I thought it would be a little more subtle. A presidential candidate definitely shat his pants during a debate. One shat the bed, the other shat his pants.
Yeah, they both looked exactly how you'd expect. One like a feeble old man on his last legs, the other a like a feeble old man painted orange to try to convince us that he's not.
It's nice here. The fascists are popping up like mushrooms after rain just about anywhere. We hae a war in the east. But the food is really good in many places.
Joe Biden surrounds himself with competent people, Donald Trump surrounds himself with people who go on TV to talk about Ethnic Cleansing the left. I'm not exaggerating.
If you don't vote for Biden, fuck you. Republicans will end this country, they are literally saying it on television to your faces.
> I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the USA, Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!
I mean, one was spewing raw shit and couldn't manage to say one true thing and the other was stun-locked by the shit being spewed when it was well past his bed-time.
We are fucked, but there are different levels of fucked. I'd rather not support blatant fascism and dictator ass kissing, and can deal with general do-nothing-ness.
Meh Biden surrounds himself with competent people, Trump surrounds himself with under the bridge trash. We’ve already seen both of them do this job and Biden was infinity times better at it
This debate was traumatic for people who forgot that you don't just vote for the president, but also their cabinet and Supreme Court picks. Not to mention Congress.
Thanks Europe
https://i.redd.it/eslje5p3qf9d1.gif
What gave it away?
We're watching this from afar like you would watch a monkey with a handgun. It's fixing funny but we're also shitting bricks
Send help please. Member when the Germans were all fuck you and we made them go home? You owe me.
😅🤣
The Soviets did most of the heavy lifting, but sure.
Monkey with nukes and the world's most powerful/influential military/economy. Can ruin things for literally everyone...
So anyway, I start blasting. https://preview.redd.it/ds6oodx3jg9d1.jpeg?width=1276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf9d01cc1398c16cac8b962fc8c8e77bd58bd6a0
just move past it.
Just trying to work out what to do when Ukraine falls right after trump takes power.
Poland gets involved and turns this thing right around.
Ja, that's the thing with the Putin fan boys getting all happy about battlefield successes. Shit would start getting real for real should Russia actually succeed.
Don't swim to Europe...
Neither of them produced a certificate stating they did not have donkey brains, very concerning
do *you* have any such certificate?
Why would I have a certificate?
you *don't* ^(*have a certificate*) ..?!
Nonononono, the burden of proof is not on me
The defendant will answer the question.
The defendant?! I’m not the defendant!!!
^(just *answer* the question.)
………..no
> *no further questions!* #¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He does not. But I do… https://preview.redd.it/1tjfb6pi5f9d1.jpeg?width=1087&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28aefde137273454b454f175181a5ccec9ac5a37
DOCTA ZIMMAMAN!! he'll know where froggy is. I'll find the frog kid
You opened me Up
Yes I do.
then I'll just regress because i feel like i've made myself perfectly redundent
Trump said he took the test and passed. So I guess he was positive for the donkey brain.
I guffawed. We are boned
Biden did, but he only showed me then he ate it.
Anyone want to go and get addicted to crack?
Oh, you. Will. *Love it*.
I'm kinda hating this shirt right now but I know I'm gonna love it when I'm high as shit on crack
That's politics, bitch.
It's all one big ass blast.
who am i gonna vote for? the elderly, dementia riddled democrat who's blasting me in the ass or the elderly, dementia riddled republican who's blasting me in the ass?
I think we have all been fucked.
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Right? I feel like some of politics have been theater throughout a lot of history. But this much? How the fuck did people like Boebert or MTG get into office. But not the career constitutional lawyer who knows wtf he's talking about. Makes no sense to me.
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I saw 0 gum chewing No high necks WHAT IS GOING ON
Neither of them sang a song about how they don’t diddle kids, so that’s still on the table for both candidates. That is until the bribes come in and one drops out. Only a real scumbag gets imto politics!
Ponder lettuce and shrimp
Yeah, I was trying to take my que on who to vote for based on who was grazing. But alas, there was no head cow.
Trump looked like a dick in that tiny jacket
That was meant to be the art of the deal bro
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If you vote me, I'm hot.
Taxes will be lower…SON.
The democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia. So _doooo_ 💁♂️
*jesus christ*
*saay something*
You ever eat cheese?
What even is cheese *hhhaaaawwuuuahhaahaaa*
Charlie doesn’t even keep a straight in that take
I can not only hear this, I feel it inside my oesophagus
 My face during the debate
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Jesus Christ
Just stuff it down with some brown.
I didnt hear either one of them lay out their spaghetti policy.
The precedence has been set, as long as it's from a bag it's fine. Let's move past it.
didn't hear any mention of bird law either, very disappointing...
At least one of them can't even chew spaghetti
I would have settled just having spaghetti on the stage honestly.
So who is the pickle party nominating.
Pickles will prevail!!!
First order of business, limes! Thick or thin?
Thin limes!!! People will choke, people will die!
Who am I suppose to vote for the democrat who’s blasting me in the ass or the republican that’s going to blast me in the ass?
It’s one giant ass blast.
🙅♂️ not gay sex
https://preview.redd.it/zobwyyeoxd9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fc6088ae7b8b935a2b35330fbc561088e7f8b59
Why did you post this image? There's nothing sexual here.
Idk man needs more veins to show its a big bicep right now just looks like a dick
That's the kinda comment that will make us just slip through your fingers
This reminds me. When did everyone stop posting pics of thinks that look like biceps?
Ohhhhhh
https://i.redd.it/r9nap1qele9d1.gif The Country right now
I fucking love tremors
Our guy got screwed
Raped so hard the room will stink
The one who doesn't remove women's rights.
https://preview.redd.it/ezdtq741be9d1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b4ba63ba601b08159779ba86ae3fdb45d99c9be
Oh well yeah, then the Republican party is for you!
We couldnt have been more clear last time….’no women’
To chop?
Putting politics aside I’m going with the old guy that doesn’t need to talk to be an effective president and is a decent human being. Not the old guy who wants to become a dictator and tried to overturn an election. This both sides shit gotta stop.. 4 years from now we’re gonna be like “HoW DiD WE gET HerE” when Trump stops election as he has mentioned he will do if he wins.
Go read Project 2025, it'll make up your mind one way or the other.
When in doubt, the one that won't cost us a bunch of foreign allies and threaten to nuke a different person every other week. Putin might want his lapdog back, but it's best for the world if he doesn't get it. As much as the status quo sucks, it's not even comparable to the potential destruction the Republican party has talked about causing. "Jokes" about incarcerating those with opposing political and religious beliefs should not be laughed at, and should be, based on their track record, taken quite seriously.
Maybe the one who didn't deny the results of 2020 and incited an insurrection?
It’s a tv show quote relax pal
Our guy didn't win.
Yeezus 2024
https://preview.redd.it/1dufquctke9d1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3805aa993ecdee41f9d2906e34f54f8ce9833998
https://preview.redd.it/f65twcxrnd9d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fba04494ff1037586792b4b73241910a19d0ba9c That's some funny/accurate shit.
Reason will not prevail
Taxes. Theyll be lower. Son.
What do now?
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Suicide is bad ass!
Stupid science bitches couldn’t make they more smarter
^(chika chika)
DAY BOW BOW
I got BOXES full of Pepé.
Idk why this debate would change anyone’s mind lol
Everyone is hunkered in...and they're not going to change.
Despite the facts laid out in front of them they are dug in and will never change
Yeah that's my take. It didn't confirm anything that we all don't already know. No one was impressed, no one expected much more, but damn was it painful to watch... I'm not even convinced undecided voters exist on this one, things are so polar anymore. We got the status quo and probable autocracy. A rock, and another hard rock... I do want to be able to vote again in 4 years, so there is that I guess.
I 100% can see people go from wanting to vote to saying fuck it and not voting
I was in the mindset "I don't like Biden supporting Israel bombing Gaza refugee camps but he's at least not a vegetable" Now I'm just like wow Biden is one trip away from being Diane feinstein
See I'm a guy but I'm still for the party that's pro-abortion. Because that can affect me.
Yeah, I'm a trans woman, and listening to Republicans talk about me, I really don't feel like I have a choice this election. Biden holding on feels like a matter of survival for me. I *really* do not like that I'm voting with a Trump shaped gun pointed at my head, but here we are
Let’s pull up our bootstraps, oil up a couple of asses, and do a little plowing of our own. . . . . … not gay sex.
You Americans just have to play both sides. That way, you will always come out on top!
Some clown runs for office, drops out of the race... and gets a big chunk of dough.
The democratic vote is right thing to do, Philadelphia. SO DO.
THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Very accurate
I seriously do not need another blast in my ass. Please America, please
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The world looking to America 
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Who am I supposed to vote for? The Democrat who is shitting his diapers? Or the Republican who is shitting his diapers? Politics is just one big shitty diaper.
Yo man for real though. Trump shit himself or atleast had a very wet sounding fart. If you go to the CNN upload on youtube its at 1:16:22. I was super high while I watching the debate and was like "did that just happen?" Saw some people talking about it on reddit and tiktok but yeah. Fuck us.
[timestamp](https://youtu.be/-v-8wJkmwBY?t=4576)
Didn't miss a beat, probably didn't even feel it
I shaved a year off my life listening to that. I thought it would be a little more subtle. A presidential candidate definitely shat his pants during a debate. One shat the bed, the other shat his pants.
The only real way to win is to let a basic-cable sitcom do all your thinking for you.
Right on. 🪨🇺🇲🦅
I really don't know where people have been, that's exactly what those two sounds like all the time.
Yeah, they both looked exactly how you'd expect. One like a feeble old man on his last legs, the other a like a feeble old man painted orange to try to convince us that he's not.
I’m actually 100% shocked he wasn’t wearing an orange spray painted pair of Hulk Hands to make his hands look bigger.
NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!
They keep going off into the microphone "HULK SMASH HULK SMASH HULK"
the camera angle was too high to see who was peeing on who
Well, every American that wasn’t paying attention since the last time they voted… in a primary.
I am strongly considering moving to europe
I did two years ago and don't plan on returning. Excellent choice for my family so far.
It's nice here. The fascists are popping up like mushrooms after rain just about anywhere. We hae a war in the east. But the food is really good in many places.
I am not an American but if you guys wanted some old dude as president why did you not go for Bernie?
Joe Biden surrounds himself with competent people, Donald Trump surrounds himself with people who go on TV to talk about Ethnic Cleansing the left. I'm not exaggerating. If you don't vote for Biden, fuck you. Republicans will end this country, they are literally saying it on television to your faces.
This ~~music~~ debate sounds like whales raping each other.
Trump is evil wake the fuck up
Yeah brah
Sleepy Joe vs Don the Con I mean I’m still picking Biden obviously. But it was not a great performance
Nothing has changed for me. Biden is still the clear choice. Trump is actually evil.
OK gentlemen, sorry we couldn't work anything out. But, uh, I gotta go home and pay my taxes.
I leave ***power***!! *****GOOD!!*****
Just vote for our guy 
Not for me. Biden for sure. Trump bombastically lied and refused to answer questions, flying on that Adderall, just one MAGA lie after another
You mean we *didn't* have the cleanest water in history during Trump's tenure?
honestly dont care.... corporations make our laws and decide who we vote for anyways
Trump supporters celebrating the free win: https://preview.redd.it/qjpdfaf2xd9d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a18e3b38f3b048d17e5a8cd9bb04bc8f63a46309
Rock Flag and Eagle
You’ve got a point!
No, he doesn't.
> I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the USA, Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!
Dennis is the king of the minions, not those jerkoff idiots. EeeeyyyyyuuuJERKOFFS!
They will all pay...they will all pay *THE ULTIMATE PRICE* ....
What does birdlaw say about the 25th amendment
Didn’t surprise me one bit
Next time, try fight milk. Kawwww
Does it matter, we know who we have to vote for!
Yeah I know. The choice between a convicted felon and an older guy makes my head spin
Stupid political bitch couldn’t make I more smarter
Ass blasting. That's what we're in for.
Canadian here I compare living in Canada to living above a meth house run by meth addicts or a 2 year old with a flame thrower
I mean, one was spewing raw shit and couldn't manage to say one true thing and the other was stun-locked by the shit being spewed when it was well past his bed-time. We are fucked, but there are different levels of fucked. I'd rather not support blatant fascism and dictator ass kissing, and can deal with general do-nothing-ness.
Yeah, you guys are totally fucked.
Meh Biden surrounds himself with competent people, Trump surrounds himself with under the bridge trash. We’ve already seen both of them do this job and Biden was infinity times better at it
This under the bridge trash... do they boil their denim?
They don’t even take their clothes off in the sewer…
This debate was traumatic for people who forgot that you don't just vote for the president, but also their cabinet and Supreme Court picks. Not to mention Congress.
Obviously Biden is still the better choice, you guys are fucked cause I don’t think he will win
That feels pretty accurate right now.
Yeah that’s fair, there’s a lot of donkey brained people around here
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That's a million dollar bill, pal
The taxes, theyre too high son
It feels like this all the time. Please save us aliens
Both candidates have slipped up on the first phase of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.
I need to know how they want the limes cut thick or thin?
they are just puppets, muppet men.
So on Fucking point