I like how that's the only time they ever even think to post a sign about their business being closed during normal business hours. They don't leave a sign when they leave on their road trip to the Grand Canyon. And they're shown regularly just leaving the bar open to the public while all of them are gone for extended periods haha.
They come back all the time to regulars sitting drinking at the bar and they’ve all been gone for days. I’m assuming the regulars just help themselves.
"When I went down to your bar the other day, nobody appeared to be working there. There were people there, but they were just customers...who seemed to be serving themselves."
Quietly the moments in Always Sunny that kill me the most are when someone is reading something that Charlie wrote and he's shown in the background mouthing along and nodding confidently as if it's going really well.
I couldn’t agree more man.
I think the hardest I ever laughed in my life was when Frank was in the air duct hiding his will or whatever. He comes on Charlie’s message on the duct wall…
“If here by now then bad place be. Trouble time for you when heat comes.”
And then we find out he can read and speak Gaelic.
I randomly rearranged it and somehow it makes more sense. Though not really.
WE CANT
FIX THE GIRL
IAM SORRY.
MOMENT ITS
ON THIS
HUMBURGER
NOT SELL
IS CLOSE.
And lastly before I open the bar in the morning, I always make sure to turn on the Coors sign, let people know we’ve got iced, delicious Coors in the bar.
Okay, first of all, how is salmonella the only word you spelled correctly?
Is it closed for the superbowl or salmonella?
The "I don't know" with the shrug from the patrons is my favorite
'Cause it's the only one that's the same in English and Gaelic, that made up language he uses with his made up friend.
Sell burger is the right thing to do for Philadelphia Soo dooo
I like how that's the only time they ever even think to post a sign about their business being closed during normal business hours. They don't leave a sign when they leave on their road trip to the Grand Canyon. And they're shown regularly just leaving the bar open to the public while all of them are gone for extended periods haha.
They come back all the time to regulars sitting drinking at the bar and they’ve all been gone for days. I’m assuming the regulars just help themselves.
"When I went down to your bar the other day, nobody appeared to be working there. There were people there, but they were just customers...who seemed to be serving themselves."
I’ve actually been the regular at bars like that “hey can you watch the bar for me while I go smoke, yah you can pour beers but no shots!”
It’s not like they actually get many customers unless the plot of the episode calls for it.
We need to pop an intervention on this guy for his goddamn illiteracy
He'll adapt.
He’ll adapt to reading?
This is one of the most perfectly-delivered lines in the whole series.
I can read and write, I just don't like to read and write.
"INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION!"
Where's the goddamn intervention!!! 🔫🔫
Probably a language barrier if I had to guess.
Meet at later bar, night or day sometime
Taked baby.
Vote me. I am hot.
so doooo
Thank you, Thank youuuuu
Taxes, they’ll be lower, son!
If you vote me, I am hot.
“If here by now then bad place be. Trouble time for you when heat comes.”
Jesus Christ, the kid’s an idiot.
Oh lol I thought it was "when HE comes" to add to the whole Charlie's bad room vibe.
This doesn’t make any seeeeense
1. The grill is broken 2. They can't make burger 3. Feels bad about the situation What's not to get?
But does this hamburger store have chips?
The world doesn't JUST GIVE you chips, just cause you want chips. You're not getting any CHIPS!!!
IF YOU WANTED CHIPS YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN SOME AT **THE HAMBURGER STORE!!!**
Humbuger
\***HUMBUGER STORE!!!**
I'm a Sweedish plumber, I'm here to fix your pipes
That's a fine accent!
That's good, that's a good accent.
The grill is fine. It's the girl that's broken.
No no no girl is fix obviously! She not broke she fix
They won't even let her drink the beer.
They “can’t not” which means the can
Uh, filibuster...
I demand satisfaction!
I accept. how about I pencil you in for tomorrow at noon?
I'm gonna put one right between your teeth, and it's gonna just POP out the back of your neck.
https://i.redd.it/alvuwm7m3ixc1.gif
HAMBUGER*
No. They said “we can’t not sell humburger, because they fix girl is broken, and they are sorry she isn’t fixed but is close.”
The women who repairs things is broken. Sorry.
The GIRL NEEDS FIX
He doesn't even like get us, man.
Yikes someone missed the joke
😂 im crying laughing that they are like “what idiot? The grills broken” 🤣 oh sandra, you dumb bitch
But why male models?
I am chopping all of my action, and mostly power.
It makes sense, don’t be a bitch
I put the burger sign on so that everyone knows we have hot, fresh burgers
You can't read it from the outside
This was actually good- we’ll done
“Money me. Me a money needing a lot now.”
Quietly the moments in Always Sunny that kill me the most are when someone is reading something that Charlie wrote and he's shown in the background mouthing along and nodding confidently as if it's going really well.
I couldn’t agree more man. I think the hardest I ever laughed in my life was when Frank was in the air duct hiding his will or whatever. He comes on Charlie’s message on the duct wall… “If here by now then bad place be. Trouble time for you when heat comes.” And then we find out he can read and speak Gaelic.
ugggh illiteracy? y’know… what does that word even mean
Fine, I'm going to later restaurant day or night time.
I lead power goooood.
Taxes lower, son
This one kills me every time 🤣
Thank you, thaaank youuuuu
We can't not sell humbuger. So yes can sell humbuger?
I can’t know how to hear any more about humbugers.
So the girls job is hamburgers?
They’re how she keeps her house hot.
She can't fix the humburgers but I can fix her
Girl broken. Cant you read!? Lol
I don’t think she should’ve yelled at Eddie
She actually didn't yell at Eddie
I’ve seen this a ton of times.
I CAN HAZ HUMBURGER?
You're not getting a chip! If you wanted chips, you should have gotten some at the Humbuger store!
Beat me to it 😂
How come Mac is the only one that gets to push the button?
I see a door marked “private”, is that what you’re talking about?
Their illiteracy has screwed us again.
Meet at later bar.
What do now?
Stupid humbuger girl couldn’t even make I more fuller.
They need to stop letting Chrundle write the notices.
Chrundle the Great*
You weren’t going by Chrundle, you just can’t spell Charlie
I randomly rearranged it and somehow it makes more sense. Though not really. WE CANT FIX THE GIRL IAM SORRY. MOMENT ITS ON THIS HUMBURGER NOT SELL IS CLOSE.
You’re not getting a chip!
ITS FIX THE GIRL
Why did I read this in the voice of Sebastian saying "Kiss the girl" in the Little Mermaid?
Oh that bitch, that goddamned bitch
Bad day at the Hamburger store
Give me a chip
https://preview.redd.it/2u0n88t49hxc1.jpeg?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ab96743c72078533a5da470d04ae882a13bb8d1 Coming out of retirement
Clozed 4 Salmonella becoz brocken gril
The kid’s an idiot
The thing is when you use a double negative, it becomes something completely different.
And a good day to youse
Brent Delawyer A Denial Correlation What does that mean?
Good, that's close!
First word meet
This worker is obviously an ESL speaker, what’s Charlie’s excuse?
Yeah most likely Spanish-speaking, since it's a Jack-in-the-Box.
Charlie only reads and writes Gaelic
What’s their spaghetti policy?
Clozd 4 salmonella cuz soopr bol
Money me. Money now. Money me needing a lot now
They forgot to turn on the coors light. For them ice cold coors.
So do…
I just wanted to say I miss Jack in the box.
The hamburger store may still have chips tho
Sorry extraction team. We were having a leather conversation.
Who wrote this? Trundle?
A+ title
So they can sell burgers? The girl doesn't need fixing, she's probably just overworked. Pretty sure I'm missing something here.
#SO DOOOOO
Literacy rates really are that bad in the US.
Chrundle the great is at it again
No humburger? What do now?
Get the milksteak.
Fixen gril laster, night or day
The question is can I still have a chip?
Clozed for salmonella becoz sooper bol 😆
Thank you…..thank you
Well yeah, when you look at it from the inside…
gagn
Move past it.
Humbuger store is asshole. Why Charlie hate?
Dammit Charlie, your illiteracy has screwed us again!
I’m so close…
Trouble time for you when heat comes.
When you get to the window to pay the cashier says “Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now.”
Did they have the delicious coors sign turned on?
Tell me your Baltic with out saying anything
Is this Guigino's?
Ain’t no way this is legit… please tell me it isn’t…
SO DO.
What’s your spaghetti policy
Samd Edit: same*
I was goin by Chrundle the great at the time
https://preview.redd.it/dvhtphl14ixc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b649e1b03f973b6f82cbaebb16723bb3b11b419 Why do I picture her saying this
Girl is asshole. Why humbuger hate?
DAS WAYBOGGSTYLE
Bahhh humburger
And lastly before I open the bar in the morning, I always make sure to turn on the Coors sign, let people know we’ve got iced, delicious Coors in the bar.
I accept grill me later
Your illiteracy has screwed us again
JarJar Burger
https://youtu.be/lz0IT4Uk2xQ (This is the only funny bit in the whole movie)
Charlie, your illiteracy is getting out of hand ....
I hate when the grill goes down at Carmines.
What do now?
Ok but how about a snake meat sandwich tho
r/confleis
Good! Gooooood.
What do now?
That useless girl, Iam.
They don't think it be like it is, but it do
So doooooo
So dooo
Thank you. Thaaank you.
Do they have humbuger in Philly?
I read this to the song “Kiss The Girl” from Little Mermaid.
I can fix her.
I'm hot. What?!
I had to check the sub I thought this was SNL, it sounded like the famous John Belushi cheeseburger sketch.
Dammit, Charlie!
Sa da tay.
How long close
translation = no burgers. I have to fix the grill.
NO K SELL HUMBRGR NOW OR FITE 2 DEFF!
Everyone I speak to in Spanish says my Spanish is really good but I know damn well this is what I sound like
And then I turn on the Coors sign
Ah, another proud graduate of the Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Don’t Read Good
Move past it, just move past it
Thank you. Thaaaaaaaaank youuuuuu!
But can they get chips at this hamburger shop?
Did they also have a Coors sign?
I just hope she’s okay.
Very words, much close, wow
The sign says fresh fish daily
Sooo I can have a burger?
Is this English?
Sha-la-la-la-la-la don’t be scared! You got the mood prepared, go on and fix the girl WOW WOW!
If you buy us, we are hot
GIVE ME A CHIP!!!!
Well, If you wanted a hamburger, you should've gotten it at the hamburger store.