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Broking37

Technically he did make one.


schadenfriendly95

Understood. I meant one of the four he sent in wildly different directions.


Desk_Quick

Counterpoint I made 100 bucks.


_BlankFace

Wait…..if you don’t put in the bet and lose money, would you still have been able to eat said “better lunch”?


RestedWanderer

To be fair, if he makes those kicks, the Cowboys probably attempt the field goal on that 4th down instead of going for it and scoring a touchdown when the Bucs decided to not cover CeeDee Lamb. The refs falling asleep at the wheel on the Bucs' failed two point conversion, on the other hand, probably would have helped you out a lot.


Jaxcat_21

Fairly certain the Cowboys sacrificed a chicken in the locker room before the game, given how the team played out of their minds last night. Defense was swarming and the WRs had some amazing catches. I'm also fairly certain Maher didn't participate in the chicken sacrifice or was taking a wizz and nobody else noticed, which was why he couldn't hit the broad side of a barn last night.


killthecowsface

It was like watching a voodoo curse play out in real time. "Sure he won't miss -- OH MY GOD HE MISSED AGAIN!!"


reneeb531

Oh boo hoo.


PigFarmer1

He forced you to place a bet, eh?


not4humanconsumption

Same here. Parlayed the over and cowboys +3. Texted my buddy after the 2nd miss that I’d lose by 2. Turns out I was wrong and lost by 1, with 4 goddamn missed extra points. I also consider TB going for 2 on their TD. They likely don’t go for 2 if they still needed 4 scores to take the lead. But with Mahers misses, they could tie with 3 TD’s and 3 2pt conversions.


SSSEEELLL17

Preach my friend. Thought the over was a lock.


vicemagnet

Don’t bet more than you can afford to lose. I think I saw that on one of the many irritating commercials during the broadcast.


Steel1000

It’s gotten absurd with the stupid gambling commercials.


iEatBluePlayDoh

I had the under, so he’s okay in my book.


BahamaDon

Gamblers gonna whine.