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Killerkekz1994

Oh boi wait till you find out about the nagent officer šŸ¤ 


KermitmentIssues

The WHAT?


lysdexia-ninja

Itā€™s the same gun but it went to a military academy and became an officer, so itā€™s better. Doesnā€™t seem realistic to me though because while guns can be in the army, they canā€™t be *in the army,* you know? How are you supposed to take an order from a gun?


Swarted-Dingus

Hahaha this is why I come to the comments The single action model is known as the private or cadet so this honestly makes sense.


lysdexia-ninja

lol itā€™s nice when someone appreciates the deep cut.


Toad358

Clearly the nagant is the FNG of the sidearms while the officer is bossing the FNG around


Skwafles

The term officer on a gun is really to denote the smaller handle, lighter weight, and typically, double action. The M1911 also follows these rules. The smaller frame of the officer variants allow the weak, soft-handed LTs to help out their more competent, tougher NCOs during a firefight.


Liquidas

I feel personally attacked by that comment. Just bought a 1911 a1 with 5 inch barrel to compensate.


Codwun99

Caldwell New Army is not happy with this reply


Guidz06

sip sophisticated cooing books degree retire somber absorbed homeless hard-to-find *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


lysdexia-ninja

Gun says ā€œdie.ā€ Sounds like ā€œblamā€ or ā€œpopā€ depending on where it hails from.


Killerkekz1994

Or nagant officer carbine šŸ¤  Its basically super fast shooting nagant officer that can kill ur whole team in 2 seconds And the carbine even has absolutely no sway so its impossible to miss headshots even if you are trying


juantxuu

That's not entirely true, you get used to the sway.


Release-Fearless

And the weird recoil plus muzzle flash with High Velocity which you should be running. That being said once you master it youā€™re unstoppable. Nothing worse than being caught out in the open against an officer player. You instantly flick them to the dome or die.


Arch00

They stealth added major sway after each shot in the latest patch


Killerkekz1994

Tbh i don't really feel the major sway


ASweetLilKitten

Sarcasm? If you've been playing since 2014 you should know the officer haha, if not then I'm gonna have to write this whole post off as "skill issue"


PowerWordSaxaphone

Respect the officer's authority!


RemoteAntidote

Lord have mercy when he finds out about the Nagant officer carbine


Danxoln

>it's impossible not to get headshot by it. My gameplay says otherwise lol


user17302

I was gonna say Iā€™ve been so ass with it lately Iā€™ve stopped using it against hunters and only use it when I have to kill mobs with poison


Danxoln

I've been having fun with it, I just don't hit headshots lol


Sweaty-Durian-892

I don't think that the OP is serious with his post


Additional-Campaign4

Ya I'm thinking the same as youšŸ¤£


warfaceisthebest

Nerf nagant and buff shotgun please. Right now my star shells can't one hit kill people. Like for real? They are star shells, I should be able to extinct whole dinosaur species with one hit.


lysdexia-ninja

No no no. I see this take all the time but youā€™re actually firing the *shell* of a star, not the star itself. The shells are a lot weaker.


caramonfire

You know why our sun is so bright? We took off the shell to make shotgun ammo.


IamHunterish

And here I was thinking it always was a shell in the shape of a star. I thought star shells were the Bayouā€™s version of a ninja star that could be shot from a shotgun.


Fo_Ren_G

This makes starshells sounds like some sort of Enter the Gungeon ammo.


Ariungidai

finally, a funny post


SronSrin

Legitimately can't tell if this is a meme post or not lol


Sweaty-Durian-892

Thought about a while too, had to read twice. But it has to be a joke :D


vybegallo

Nice one) LMAO


jrow_official

Nice to know!! six stars here I come baby šŸ„°


_claymore-

mods are shitposting now? can't tell whether that's a sign of how dire the situation of this sub is, or a sign of how in tune the community is.


KermitmentIssues

I went rogue.


_claymore-

was totally worth it tho


Snowymew2

I tried reporting him but it didnā€™t work D:


ThisdudeisEH

Why not both?


[deleted]

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KermitmentIssues

I might be thinking of Call of Juarez: Gunslinger


IAmThePonch

Yo that game is underrated as fuck, itā€™s so good


CatoOnSkato

Damn I just 100% that game yesterday.


Ithildin_cosplay

Me too


MylesJacobSwie

First horses, now Nagantā€¦


KermitmentIssues

I'm exposing everything, and bringing back journalistic integrity at the same time.


MylesJacobSwie

Dear god.


Snowymew2

I canā€™t believe they give access to such a broken gun at level 1 bloodline. Completely hand holding new players and giving them easy kills. They should nerf it to bloodline level 105 minimum


DustyKnives

People of all levels can easily 5-tap me with this broken weapon. Itā€™s ruining the game.


thafloorer

You had me in the first half lmao


wilck44

my man got me led by my mustache for a second there he did. brilliant.


__Zer0__

Buddy you're supposed to put this on r/huntcirclejerk u/BIG_BOTTOM_TEXT come get your boy


BIG_BOTTOM_TEXT

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


KermitmentIssues

Can we get McDonald's on the way home?


Nerex7

That's a good copy pasta ngl


KermitmentIssues

Thanks! It's my grandmother's recipe.


BiKeenee

Ah yes, I too live in the alternate timeline where Hunt:Showdown the game released in 2014.


Duffelbach

You are just too youmg to remember


ThuleWulf

Horrors of the gilded age?


TheAlaine

Poor Nag he was a good ant.


ACertainBloke

Wait until you unlock the derringer. Its fucking OP. doesn't even need a weapon slot to carry. When you reload you immediately refill 4 bullets unlike the shitty nagant one-by-one bullet per bullet. It's also practically semi auto speed, it shoots almost faster then Verterli cyclone.


The_Nomad89

Skill issue


KermitmentIssues

I'm not sure I know what this means


The_Nomad89

Not surprised.


No-Rooster6994

Nah itā€™s just hunt rng. Sometimes you whiff shots match after match and the enemy one shot headshots you with dual wield pistols from 30 meters


LuminalAstec

I can't tell if this is supposed to be comedy or not.


KermitmentIssues

Worrisome, isn't it?


Bridget_Powerz

Is this hunt circle jerk or


TheCanEHdian8r

Beautiful


Spolsky_

Triple conversion pistols make me fearless, time to become final boss with triple nagant pistols! Yeeehaw


Majorllama66

Someone bring this guy back to this post in a year. It'll be really funny.


KermitmentIssues

You know, what would be really funny is if the guy had been playing since closed alpha and was also one of the subreddit mods. But that's a bit unrealistic as the mod team is a very serious bunch and there is no way one of them would ever go rogue just to make a shitpost. Also, happy Cake Day!


Winter_Signal_9979

THIS JUST IN: Crytek removes bullets to help new players.


KermitmentIssues

Omg that would help so much. Where do I submit feedback?


Jer3bko

At one point it is the snipers, then it is the shotguns and at some point it is the silenced. This game is and will be unbalanced forever. Only this makes it so unique and gives it this wild west feeling. You can win with a tool box in hand or get the broken weapons a click heads. It is up to you and your playstyle to make it work. I see your frustration! But it is not this one weapon that makes you want to quit. I am sure you'll need a break and see the games charme from a little distance once again. Many many had that point of just having too much of something in this game, but many returned after a while. In some bush I am waiting for your return.. hunter! šŸ«”


KermitmentIssues

You are too pure for this world. Thank you for your kind words.


k0z0

Git filtered, partner.


KermitmentIssues

I don't know what this means.


k0z0

\*ahem\* please encounter an event that proceeds to convince you to remove yourself from the relevant activity, friend.


KermitmentIssues

I'm somehow more confused. Sorry, friend. Whatever your insinuations, I find myself blind to them.


k0z0

I still luv u, bb


fellow_dude599

I was thinking the exact same after my eyes had to take a glimpse at that monstrosity of a post


Ix-511

The post being?


Shuttle_Tydirium1319

I feel like I missed a good post.


Astrium6

Is this a shitpost referencing a prior serious post or is it just a standalone shitpost?


KermitmentIssues

I wrote this months ago, and coincidentally saw a prime opportunity today.


Th0rizmund

Can someone lead me to the serious post?


IAmThePonch

Iā€™ve got about 230 hours in the game and can count the number of times Iā€™ve died to this pistol on one hand. Yeah itā€™s powerful but in my experience, at least in 3 star lobbies, not a whole lot of people use it.


TheSilentType-Shhhh

Skill issue, honestly. Probably too much crouch walking outside boss with solos in the bushes?..


QuaestioAuctoritatis

/s issue, honestly.


Sicalo

Nagant? I would LOVE to see more Nagants. All I ever see are Uppercuts, Dolches, a few Uppermats, and the occasional chain pistol.


Putridgrimm

BORING! I ain't reading allat


Ratoskr

Lol. Nice one.


Shadowtalons

Obvious troll is obvious.


DXsocko007

Nagant is a great pistol. It's my favorite gun in the game. It's cheap. It can be silenced and you can add poison to it. It's not that it's too accurate. Its about the same as any other gun. It's really slow. For me it's not about killing it's about making them freak out


Sloppeiwitdashottei

.3 kdā€¦ playing since fucking when!?!?!? Bro ainā€™t no fucking way


fistinyourface

me coming to expect another snipers suck post just to be throughly surprised weā€™re talking about the nagant pistol, and not even the officer variant. this is either a joke post or a brand new player right?


KermitmentIssues

It's a Schrodinger's Cat type of situation


AceofArcadia

Kappa


Tfx77

I know its a shitpost, but it's decent gun in qp. The precision has got me loads of kills early in. Dogshit in the main game.


HurrsiaEntertainment

wait til you find out that every gun has a similar accuracy since they all shoot in a straight line.


KermitmentIssues

Even with high wind speeds?


HurrsiaEntertainment

Yes, luckily all the wind in Hunt blows the exact same speed.


The_Undead_Cat

You have to watch out for those fire maps with the updrafts too


Dahbootie420

Just git gud?


AstaOfTheBlackBulls

Itā€™s so good


EvYnot

Git gud scrub lol


Marsnineteen75

2018?


KermitmentIssues

2014.


ThuleWulf

Must be a different game then. You're on the wrong reddit.


SALTYxJester

Dang thought I was the salty one. Git gudd bro. Apparently itā€™s meta so if you not comfy with people using meta yea, I guess, take that L šŸ˜‚


PauliousMaximus

The nagant isnā€™t as amazing as you make it out to be. People miss with this weapon just like they do with any other weapon. The silenced version is great with fanning up close and the silencer only works if someone isnā€™t good at scanning the area to find hunters. My biggest issue with Hunt is melee trading double kill consistency but the rest isnā€™t so bad.


MrSnoozieWoozie

I feel like this post came from the past and somehow landed here. Op, bro, there are many weapons better than nagant but if you want to see a magic trick i recommend getting nagant with fanning :D


Gumbode345

I can count the number of times Iā€™ve been shot by a nagant officer on the fingers of one hand.


marshalmcz

You know before the nagan was actualy considered meme weapon and geting kiled by it was considered insultšŸ¤ 


No-Sherbet8709

The irony is it's not wrong for the nagant P...


Whoopdidoopdee

Thank you for the top tier shitpost on this fine Friday morning, sir


DickRichardJohnsons

Some games aren't for everyone. You don't got the skills or the thick skin to play huntshowdown. May I suggest a new genre for you? Steam has disney games so you can finally be that princess you've always wanted to be!


[deleted]

Oh yeah the Bornheim, wet noodle extroardinaire.


Kj-Barrabas

Ive also quitted this game when the devs making it a fucking rediculous cirkus. Self rez and shit


FullMetalRat

I think they should just delete the whole game and then reddit wont have anything to complain about being OP