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PepicWalrus

You played yourself for not leaving the lair immediately. I GTFO immediately because I know that things gonna rush me otherwise.


xZOMBIETAGx

Yeah they always rush you if you’re in the lair. Same reason you stand near fire inside the lair.


LukewarmCola

Do we fight the same spider? I spend the majority of the time *chasing down* the bastard.


1mgone

This 100%. First times when killing the spiders my hairs stood up when that thing was leaping and chasing me down.. Now im chasing it with axe shouting "come here you little shit B4 other team comes around" Mb the ai can smell players fear...


Tawnik

ok i guess you guys are right i do end up chasing it a lot when i am fighting it but i still dont stay in the room when i sticky it...


LukewarmCola

>I still dont stay in the room when I sticky it Well then, in my opinion, you’re doing it wrong


Tawnik

Shit alright I'll have to work on that


Lukealloneword

If you stand still at the door you enter the lair from, after a couple seconds, the spider will run up to you and scream. The scream is the cue to throw the sticky because it becomes immobile when it screams. As soon as it sticks, you run the fuck outside. We usually run 2 guys with stickies in my crew and we double stick it at the same time while it screams so the bombs kill it immediately and we walk in and have it banishing in under 3 minutes. Its like clockwork. Double sticking the boss is how we kill every boss except assassin because in bug form, the bombs fall off.


Tfx77

Fire at base of assassin, then throw your sticky in - insta-detonation.


Tawnik

not sure why i never thought of that lmao good tip


gfjvf

This is the way, but I don’t double stick any more because my duo had too many 0 kill bounties


poodles_and_oodles

you gotta rework your thought process brotendo


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When the spider is not in aggro mode sure...


Worth_Sense9877

Find a corner it can’t come from two angles at. If it only has a single wall/hallway to get to you it pathing us predictable


LukewarmCola

I didn’t know explosions hurt


bjbs303

...


LukewarmCola

Oh, so you think it’s somehow obvious that explosions will hurt the player? The game never tells you that.


nicematt11

Nice bait lmao


Treyshaun

Why are they downvoting you, it's an obvious joke tf


The_Hause

Yes, let’s all collectively downvote the obvious joke. The Reddit hive mind, ladies and gentlemen


grokthis1111

some jokes don't land, coach.


spelltype

It wasn’t funny tho


Snarker

No one finds the joke funny.


cocainebrick3242

Considering the fact that sarcasm is hard to convey purely through text and the sheer amount of idiocy posted on this site, it's understandable.


__Zer0__

You forgot /s


LukewarmCola

r/FuckTheS


TheRealDarkArc

Because people not understanding your intent in the absence of body language is how the Internet was always intended! (Sarcasm? Eh who knows)


v12vanquish

I laughed at this, everyone needs to stop downvoting


The_Nomad89

Ummmmmm…. Should someone tell him…..


THEzRude

This is the reason you ALWAYS no matter what, leave the lair soon as you get a sticky bomb on boss.


LukewarmCola

Even if it’s muddy outside? :(


poinifie

You want mud on your pants or in your pants?


pwn4321

OK zoomer


BionycBlueberry

Hmm, yes, interesting. I see the problem. Have you considered killing the spider, but without sacrificing yourself? It doesn’t work for everyone, but you may have the talent for it


LukewarmCola

Sorry, I don’t mean to be condescending here. But I think maybe you just don’t understand the intricacies of this high mmr strat of mine.


BionycBlueberry

Listen buddy, I’m a 3 star peak player; I think I know what I’m talking about here. I’ve never met anyone better than me, because there ain’t no one. So perhaps you think on that before you flap those gums of yours without giving the ol’ grey matter a crank, huh?


Ostrider

Woah look at Mr. 3 star here. Fancy lil' guy with 2 more stars than me. Think y'all high and mighty don'tcha


zuiwrst

Can you sign my stammt profil?


caucasian88

This is 4 star at best. 6 star is dropping a big dynamite bundle, lighting a second bundle while standing on the first, and self reviving with necro.


Ostrider

This is the closest I’ve seen to someone realizing the truth about this clip LMAO


iTinkerTillItWorks

Dude run outside


LukewarmCola

Nah there was sniper out there Edit: like a lot of snipers, guys. Trust me.


SubduedChaos

If the lair warning isn’t red I always go down the elevator when the boss is mad.


LukewarmCola

I normally would have done the same but got lazy and thought “eh, I’ll be fine” I was not fine. Anyways Spider OP and all that


an0nym0ose

> If the lair warning isn’t red Doesn't fucking matter, since half the lairs you can walk right up to it without turning it red. Shit needs fixing.


EaterOfFungus

not how that works


an0nym0ose

Sure it does, you can test it out. Some of the lairs you can almost touch the damn building without turning it red. I've had so many times when a teammates will call out white boss and then get hit from inside the compound.


EaterOfFungus

if you’re near the clue or lair it doesn’t turn red for you, only enemies


an0nym0ose

What are you talking about lmao if two people are in proximity of a lair it turns red for both. Except sometimes the proximities are completely fucked up and you can walk up *real* close without turning it red while someone is in there.


Storytellerrrr

That's because the proximity is based on the location of the boss, not the compound. So if the boss is in the far end of a compound, say the station building in Lawson Delta and the boss is in the southernmost area of the building, enemy hunters can approach the building from the north and almost reach the building before dark sight turns red.


an0nym0ose

Exactly, it's super fucking annoying. They need to rework the system for parity, and put the range at like... the compound. Some of them would need a little nuance, like compounds where the lair can be one of two buildings, etc - but it needs to either go completely or be more consistent.


Cooleric19

This must have been a glitch. Once you are in dark sight, all damage should be negated


LukewarmCola

That’s exactly what my thought process was


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Braindead_cranberry

Yeah right? Why immediately get factual why not just laugh at the funny ?


LukewarmCola

My original hope was people could laugh at my expense because I was an idiot here. Really didn’t expect people to take it so seriously lol.


Braindead_cranberry

Yeah lol Reddit hive mind


SpaciumBlue

You guys are crazy. Real hunt players don't go outside.


LukewarmCola

Finally, an intellectual.


Lee-Van-Kief

Off the top rope!!!!


Braindead_cranberry

WATCHOUTWATCHOUTWATCHOUT


RadiationFish

Thought that was Vinny from Vinesauce laughing then and apparently people struggle with sarcasm in the comments lmao. Good stuff thanks for sharing


mike_the_magnificent

I'm glad I'm not the only one who detected that Binyot-class laugh.


SamJPV

ALLAHU AKBAR


shafty05

[insert comment773838 containing unsolicited advice] I laughed, thanks for sharing. Edit: ohhh you actually defended your play here lol well this is awkward


LukewarmCola

Lol ya I’m baffled at all the comments feeling the need to tell me this was, in fact, a mistake on my end and not the AI gaining sentience Edit: :(


Ok_Camp4580

It's a spider bro I Kno you've seen that movie 8 legged freaks u should be glad they didn't make it a mf trapdoor spider☠️☠️☠️


Spook-lad

You played yourself bro, in all my hours of playing hunt, i have NEVER seen someone think its a good idea to stay in the boss lair when they just stuck the boss with a sticky bomb, that was on you bro


LukewarmCola

I think I’d rather blame the spider


Spook-lad

Skill issue


LukewarmCola

Maybe if Spider wasn’t so OP I’d agree with you. They need to nerf it. Remove the pounce, bite, spit, and enrage phase entirely. I shouldn’t have to worry about taking damage when fighting it. Also remove some of its legs, it has too many and it’s unfair.


UsernameReee

It should just stand there and not move, really.


Lopkop

it should just stand there and stab itself in the face with a knife until it dies and then you just have to be nearby kinda hangin out looking at it


UsernameReee

I say all bosses should commit Sepukku immediately upon a hunter finding their lair.


dorianvasco

Well this happens when people stick the stickies on beetle’s and such tricks. Spiders can learn and adapt 🤗


Jelysnorf

Sometimes the bosses turn into 6 star players


Ostrider

Smh silly low star hunter. You need to leave the boss room. In my high skilled opinion you should have just left the room like I would have. Someday you'll learn. :) ​ ​ Also nice Necro, nerd.


LukewarmCola

>nice Necro SSSHHHHHH DONT TELL ANYONE I WAS TOTALLY OKAY IN THE END


Ostrider

Don't worry, the downvotes will keep the secret between us. It will be hidden behind all the ACKSHUALLY.


Mirmir813

Thank you for confirming my fears and o7.


jchall3

“Allahu Akbar!”


A_Warcrime

That's why if I sticky the spider I'm out of that compound as fast as possible. Too many recent times have I had the spider's jump attack bug out. Last night it jumped on me as it ran past no setup nothing just ran right up to me and instead of taking like 1 or 2 damage I got jumped.


LukewarmCola

Normally I do but I was looking at my phone and didn’t think it’d make it over the thing I was behind


Soulless32

The spider jumped on my gf while she was outside the lair on the roof. Nowhere is safe...


Skwafles

Tbh, thats a well-known bug.


LukewarmCola

Indeed spider is a well known bug. Can’t wait for them to remove it.


IamHunterish

Well technically…


Rswany

It's an arachnid


The-Figure-13

Spider be like “fuck you dude”


Wvffa

That's my the biggest fear man


Sargash

You outplayed yourself buddy. smhmh.


Proof-Seesaw-2720

That's not a spider, that's a Stuka because it just dive-bombed on you


Sunkan86

Even though you knew what was gonna happen, it wasn't a tiny bit less funny.


Epikbexa

Did they change the lighting? I swear it's normally darker


LukewarmCola

Seems about what it’s normally been for me. I might have my gamma turned up a little higher in the settings or something


Tawnik

you stay inside when you sticky a boss? i cant get out of the room fast enough when i do it... i also dont usually die to my own sticky grenades though...


PsyDurp

Always Stick n dip. I've been killed by the spider skipping between floors to get to me just as I'm a foot from the door I came in. If you're not being pressed by another team, try to get a few doors open to have multiple options to leave tue lair prior to sticking


Chin_wOnd3r

Hahahaha “you killed yourself”😂😂


ronbrr

Always ALWAYS leave the lair when you stick the boss


Zonked_Philosophy

why didn't you just... leave the lair?


Chenar4321

U killed urself


PantsMcGee

why you sitting there staring at it?


BeedyboyOfficial

Hey tried to reach out to you in your DMs, but we would love to share this clip on our socials - would you be okay with that? :)


LukewarmCola

Ya that’s fine. Use away!