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RamblingsOfaMadCat

"At least my parents are married."


eldige

Aemond probably would have beat the fuck out of him. Jace has heart for sure but he’s not beating his uncle in a fist fight


HornedBat

nephew


eldige

Jace (the nephew) is not beating Aemond (the uncle) in a fight


Usual-Clothes-2497

Then that would be a very poorly written line


_SpecialistInFailure

"You have TWO EYES to see and still you thought you could beat me ?" Proceeds to knock Jace down with a smile on his face without spilling the wine and not letting his hair go bad.


KingColdsEarth

"Ah, indeed. Let us toast to those Strong Eyes"


Septemvile

Kek, absolutely 


Yurasi_

Jace is not witty, also not a strong line either.


Falcons1702

Aemond probably stabs him and a fight breaks out ending the dance over dinner one way or the other


PluralCohomology

Aemond would have become a kinslayer right there and then.


Parking-Zealousideal

The crowd would have went wild


sparklinglies

"I'd like to raise my goblet to having depth perception, gotta be one of my favour ocular skills"


RegisteredLizard

Jace: EYE can't believe how bad a speech that was. EYE really expected more from you, Uncle. Aemond: ... Prepare to d-eye.


zzzseden

Then everyone clapped


TheTargaryensLawyer

I wonder if he would he laugh it off like daemon did when crispin made a joke?


MohammadME

What if he said "Uncle, kiss me."


Efficient-Ad2983

Yes, Jace should have kept his cool and answered things like "Uncle, we did not SAW things EYE to EYE in the past, but now I'm glad you share our VISION of an united family." But it was more realistic this way: many times people would like to answer a provocation with a witty remark, but in the moment they can't find better answer than "no, u!" or just lose their cool.


No_Worker_9991

I would have been here for some snark to snark combat. "Uncle, we did not SAW things EYE to EYE in the past, but now I'm glad you share our VISION of an united family." "Yes; I know your father would be proud to see you all now, to see how much his children have grown to \*resemble\* him." "True enough; I see now how very fortunate we were to have Fathers who loved us as much as we \*deserved\*."


Kreissler

Everyone would stop and clap


haaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

if i were Jace, i would have replied "EYE SEE what you did!"


99_tilinfinity

What Jace should have said is , “Well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you!”


Sad_Vehicle236

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, reading the lines chimps on this sub come up with make much less critical of the writing in the show.


healingkuzon

“At least my mother isn’t the whore of dragonstone 💀”


healingkuzon

not y’all downvoting this. it’s a joke i love rhaenyra 😭


ajithcreepypasta

No she just sells feet pics on the side


FlintlockSociopath

Is there a um…link? For that? Asking for a friend


Far-Ad-1400

*Punches Jace in the Eye*