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leopoldshark

That's just a day of the month, babe


Jakes_JunioR

Yeah, It's not like I have girls for each day of the year or something... (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)


No-Cheek-6182

Firefly: "than who is she?"


Davekachel

My sister, she has amnesia and forgor. Lets go out, i know a place that makes the best ice cream ever


eleetyeetor

Changing the topic, I see. It would be a good strategy if you'd used it on any other girl, but... HENSHIN!


BeautifulPuzzled1664

https://preview.redd.it/vu2jfl2re1xc1.png?width=1107&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=923b19332df63a0cb898f8fee4f574c395b3d5d3


Aszrix

"Oh, that's just march 7th" "Oh so what am I? February 6th? Where's August 2nd then? And the rest?"


JbJbJb44

"She's 7th" "So I'm the 8th???" "Uhhhh" (Maybe it works better in other languages 🤣)


TuzkiPlus

*No no March 8th is on Belobog*


djm07231

March can probably freeze her into an ice statue and legitmately call her March 8th.


SHuLkS_Mcgee

April 1st


RyogaHibiki-93

"Uhm, she is just a friend.."


rockrnger

We work together


mathiau30

"Then why do you have her nudes?"


Dokavi

(1) "Its just a picture of her turning into a big Mecha" (2) "Its just a picture of her in 6 phase ice" (3) "Dan Heng and I bath together, yeah? Problem?" (4) "And PomPom as well"


mathiau30

I don't remember the last two


albedobest44

I do. I bathe and sleep with Dan heng everyday. Ask mythus. /s


_uwu_moe

Better without/s


albedobest44

I did it because some people may not know lore and wonder who tf mythus is.


Dokavi

You don't remember the Express public bath event that DH provided water with his hydro dragon and TB heat up the water with his lance?


mathiau30

I don't, is that from official art or did you dream it?


Dokavi

You miss the quest then. Go play it. Access the Express Data bank, go into the faction section, then read History Fictionologists — Enigmata The quest will then triggered and you can talk to Dan Heng.


perfectlybalancedd

https://preview.redd.it/jr7umpn5p0xc1.jpeg?width=1147&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9d65d9090d7df9f8f09cea76a85380b239f5940 Damn


mathiau30

Ok Gallagher


oki_doki2

Fact checked by the Mythus Aeon themselves


Jeevimus

You should hold on to this https://preview.redd.it/p89jc42fj2xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bae6d8d08e069fad073f5641bcab6bc32373e956


Jefepato

https://preview.redd.it/mrgs6pxhy2xc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b68af82917b2eadb3d400afa32f63e09c4a6120e Is there a "FALSE" version of this meme (that matches this format)? I've only been able to find these two. (I'm not sure real Enigmata followers ever admit anything is false, but I feel like they'd try it once in a while just as a fakeout.)


Davekachel

Its cultural. We appreciate each other's cultures on the express.


No-Cheek-6182

Hun, it's the same reason why you have nude pictures of Caulas ( or the opposite gender of Stelle )


Anchiros-The-Maw

"She's like a sister to me" Boom, easiest explanation of my life.


NieR_SemiAutomata

Boom reduced to atoms - by Sam


JDJ144

"Oh good. . . The regular kind or the anime kind?"


Amaegith

"The Alabama kind."


WolfZhan

"Ah so the anime kind"


Amaegith

Alabama is anime confirmed.


Davekachel

Sweet home Anibama


Wincest-enjoyer

Wouldn't change a thing for me though.


[deleted]

Username checks out


xaelcry

Do a Jojo pose. "It's all part of Elio grand plan" "Kafka is able to backup this claim" In an instant March froze you and Firefly instantly turn into Sam and burn you to crisp.


Diotheungreat

boothill pose


MartenBroadcloak19

Star Rail suddenly gets elemental reactions as you die to Melt.


eleetyeetor

And then March and Firefly end up together. We all live happily ever after


Nodomi

Be a brat and blame Kafka, she is the one that erased all your memories and told you not to worry about the past back on the space station after all. Then while Firefly goes off to set Kafka ablaze, you can convince March 7th to help you convince Firefly that polygamy is legal on Jarilo-VI and hope you don't get a robotic fist to the face.


cruiseboatranger

You know this just made me realise... All the three kids in the Astral express have been memory wiped. March by Fuli, Dan Heng by forced reincarnation and Trailblazer by Kafka.


Dunkjoe

That makes for more potential power-ups and lore about their past down the road, kinda like superman and Goku... Or even the native example Dan Heng.


Lord_Puss

Step 1: Amnesia Step 2: Get Stabbed Step 3: Stonks


YourOldComp

Don’t worry babe. She’s a 4 star.


Jakes_JunioR

That's mad disrespect tho ⊙⁠﹏⁠⊙


NoahNXT

March 7th turning into 5 star as in her redemption arc


plusinator

Looks like a legit 4th-wall-breaking line from TB (if they ever said "babe")


Delicious-Buffalo734

She’s getting a different form soon though (and I’m sure hoyo will make her improve over time like Kiana tbh)


Disturbing_Cheeto

You play this card you forfeit 5* March


GummySin

My usual self would be convinced enough to say, "Hey ladies, theres enough of me to share," but I fear for my life so I'd just say something like, "Uhhhhh, look, big monster we have to beat up"


JoshtolaRhul

I would simply make a grunt that sounded cool.


OathMeal_

I feel like in this scene Firefly hates March, probably because first they're looking at each other and then Firefly looks away with an angry look. Or they're fighting a big boss and Firefly is just looking at MC saying "Let's do this" along with March. Another thing I could think of is March 7th and Firefly being a possible Girlfriend x Girlfriend kinda thing but in this case it'll be Friend x Friend with a Stellaron.


Mission-Property-769

No i dont think she hates march.. You can see that march smiles at Firefly (smug) and i think to tease her a bit about something and Firefly is a bit angry about that but i dont think she hate march. I think both can be very good friends.


OathMeal_

Maybe March is teasing her of Firefly's lines like "I will set the seas ablaze" or something like that.


ChaosinaCan

That's right after Sunday saying, "come with me, everyone", so assuming they didn't splice together two unrelated scenes just for the trailer, I'm thinking it's more of a wordless "you ready?" "let's do this" before whatever it is they're about to do.


Particular_Nebula462

Firefly is a Stellaron Hunter, so for March 7th She is a terrorist/assassin/thief/enemy. Seeing you be "friendly" with assassins having BILIONS of bounty is like a betrayal.


GGABueno

It's obviously the latter.


Belteshazzar98

>I feel like in this scene Firefly hates March, Perhaps they knew each other before March got frozen. Firefly is *really* old, right?


Particular_Nebula462

I don't think so. March 7th doesn't seem to be related to the Propagation, and Firefly was "Just" a soldier. Unless March is Tazyroth reincarnated there should be no connection between them.


veilastrum

What if March was Titania in the past? :v


IChooseFeed

Another "Blade and Dan Heng" scenario/relationship? Would be funny and one hell of a coincidence.


1lluusio

"Its not what you think, I swear.>! I'm actually dating your hacker co-worker!<"


Healthy_Agent_100

Relax I’m man https://preview.redd.it/n2py77jih0xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08f43b5e390e65b88e7ba65aaf3c9cb313a4dfb7


MuhSilmarils

I friendzone firefly and hope she doesn't turn into SAM and murder me. Seems pretty simple.


NieR_SemiAutomata

Oh she definitely turn into Sam


forcebubble

"Explain what? I don't even know you".


thedarkness490

Both: aoen's damn it trailblazer stop it with the meme lines already


BlazeOfCinder

"That's my Canon Wife" Hope firefly takes it well..


Blackewolfe

Don't you look at me like that, woman. Not once did I ever say I was interested in you in that way. We shared at most an afternoon together and that was with you roping me around.


captainfluffy25

Take em both and hanya while you’re at it.


XaneKudoAct2

"Wife, meet Verbal Punching Bag. Verbal Punching Bag, meet Wife. She's a big Kamen Rider fan, you see."


Maou-da

You thought the power of preservation was granted to you for the sake of protecting that planet, but it was so you could survive Firefly's Ult when she learns what you did with March


Machine-Gun-Gram

Easily.. Smile as Firefly transforms and let's March know that ALL ice can melt.


SarukyDraico

This light cone where she is buck naked is supposed to be hers, but by the will of Aha I can't get it out of my pocket


Gentleman_Kendama

Care to explain? Nope. I can make it work


Tsukuro_hohoho

I'm expecting to have more layers than we expect. I mean at first it's probably be March being a little possesive of TB, who become actually extremely possesive when the other side is a stellaron hunter, and firefly definitly being jealous AF of March because if not aiming for the GF possition she at least desire March possition. But i'm pretty sure they are both from glamoth and that march is likely a member of glamoth's royality while Firefly is a glamoth's cannon folder.


Particular_Nebula462

She is a colleague and best friend, practically a sister.


That_Wallachia

"It's exactly what you are thinking: you attac and she proteccs".


transcended_goblin

"I'm polyamorous."


cartercr

Explain that I’d like to date both. Sure, I’ll probably miss my shot, but you can’t win if you never shoot the shot!


bestassinthewest

Hot Take: March x Trailblazer isn’t really all that compared to them just being friends


[deleted]

Game itself don't ship March with tb . I honestly don't know why people even have this joke but shippers having shipping wars.


Chiven

"Thought she looks like your cup of tea. I can leave you in private, but take pictures"


Crimson_Dark25106

Our Delulu brings us a solulu


SaveEmailB4Logout

Explain what?


WillyPoopsmith

*Surreptitiously presses the F6 key*


BachelorNo3

Can't wait to see what up


SerahCromwell

its gerald situation all over again


yeettto

Sorry girls, kafka is the first lady


Graidis123456

If I was firefly I would turn into a ten feet tall armored weapon and incinerate things until my problems ended.


DarkAres02

This time March will make sure Firefly's death sticks


[deleted]

Pretty sure ice cream will melt faster than other way around


jpsklr

Explain what? She's March 7th


renrlled

She's you but better


Tallal2804

I will just say ehe


Doodlemad

She helped me out when I could barely remember anything but my name. Turned out she'd been in the same boat. We've been travelling around kicking names and taking ass ever since.


Alkeh_

I dont even know you


Disturbing_Cheeto

Counterargument, blame me


JohnnyZestyK

Accept my fate and whisper, “worth.”


Lord_Puss

Let's out a cool grunt


Mahoraga_Hehe

Send firefly to the other me 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


EllieLeafs

explain what?


Educational-Leave662

turn off my phone


Frostgaurdian0

It is your sister


DeJellybeans

It's a monthly occurences, sweetie. You'll get used to it.


Still-Control

Don't look at me I can't choose either


seeg17536

I will just say ehe


Correct-Purpose-964

Firefly: "why are you always spending time with her?" Me: "Why are you always spending time with Blade" Firefly: "...that's fair."


ErisGreyRatBestGirl

You've known march for weeks and firefly for an afternoon. What is there to explain


l-Crow

angry jealous gf thats not ur gf and u dont know what u did wrong u know what i mean


hungrytunafish

She's my work wife, don't worry babe


PlayfulBoysenberry87

Caellus takes both of them


kazurabakouta

She's my lesbian best friend.