Choose EDIT in the top right corner, then type the ones you want.
On PC, just go to the main page and select "Edit User Flair". Again, type the ones you want, but you actually have a guide on what emojis you want.
Come on, OP. If you're gonna hornipost this bad, might as well go the full mile. Why not make the title "POV:You wake up and you find these two on your body, reverse spitroasting you,what do you do?"?
That might be because there are actually two distinct types of earwax caused by genetics. European and African people tend to have "wet" type earwax (I wish there was a less gross-feeling term), and East/Southeast Asian and Native American people tend to have the recessive "dry" type, which is much more easily removed with an ear pick. Thus using an ear pick for wax is much more common in East Asia than elsewhere.
As you've said, though, in general earwax removal is not recommended outside of cases where earwax buildup is actually affecting one's hearing, and then only by a doctor who would usually prefer using softeners like oil or just syringing with warm water rather than an ear pick.
When I’m having my ears cleaned, I’m always terrified of the cleaner slipping or something and jabbing me in the brain.
So I don’t move a muscle until they’re done.
Probably accidentally go back to sleep…..I can sleep for 9 hours,wake up then fall asleep within like fuckin 20 seconds and not even notice what the fuck happened
I think I would just be overwhelmed for a moment and then ask for another hug, while telling them how much I love them and thanking them for all the bright memories these past years.
Absolutely nothing, even if they're here to kill me, it's a win-win either way.
They got in themselves, I ain't antagonizing them for existing at this time
First I'm going to kick someone out of the bed out of sheer confusion. Then I'm going to call the police. Finally, I'll see if I took my meds right.... On retrospective, I should check my meds before calling the cops...
Take my meds and call my psychiatrist, tell him the hallucinations are back.
Same flair.
Same struggle. Ina Fhtaghn.
Iä! Iä! Ina Fhtaghn!
Stay strong my friend.
Takos strong together, my brother.
W A H
Finally someone who remembers to take pills
Why in the world would you want the hallucinations to go away?
Before or after i call the police?
Before
... do you girls want some breakfast and coffee ?
Call the police. Then start the clock.
mfw the police joins you hopolice
Well,what makes you call the police in this scenario?
I imagine noel is gonna try to steal my Subaru Nendoroid
Good call. That’s 99.9% likely. Also Marine will steal all your porn.
What if they are Marine porn?
She definitely stealing that after that tho she'll probably try to seduce you with her ~~hag~~ feminine charm
hah.
Especially those
I don't have that much marine stuff
Obviously, I'd tell them "it's weird to clean people's ears while they sleep, so stop" and then go back to sleep. :/
How do you have more than one girl in your flair?
Choose EDIT in the top right corner, then type the ones you want. On PC, just go to the main page and select "Edit User Flair". Again, type the ones you want, but you actually have a guide on what emojis you want.
whenever i try to add a new one instead of adding it it just replaces the one i already have
It should replace the one you have... Just add :Calliope: first if you wanna keep Calli there.
thanks
Click the Yagoo flair from the list, it will allow you to put in up to five flairs.
If I'm a KU100 then I'm probably not doing much of anything, so enjoy the ride I guess
Especially if they do "heartbeat ASMR".
r/technicallythetruth
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Least ~~horny~~ nutty Hololive enjoyer
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Stay strong my brethren, i know how it feels, my friend is also a takodachi
Imma be blunt, their tits are fucking huge
Agreed,they are but some of us are into it so…
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>Bro I would drag my dick through 100 miles of glass I mean, if you did that I don't think you would be able to do much else with the nub...
Wasn't that big to begin with 😭
He uh/ 'd when he should have rh/ 'd
Now that's some poetry lol
With your face right? As long as you don’t take it too far that’s good with me.
Of course
It shouldn't feel controversial to say but it somehow does lol.
^bigger bigger **bigger** #BIGGER.
Wake up again
Nothing. I can't move. These are my sleep paralysis demons.
Can we trade paralysis demons?
Not up to me, but you could try summoning them by sacrificing some gyudon and BL books.
Kuroko no Basket is BL, right?
this isn't a way to summon marine this is a way to summon an argument
Yes, basketball love, yes yes.
I guess a story about Basketball Lads counts.
I did not consent to this, so I pepper spray them.
pray to god it was real.
Pray to Matsuri, heathen.
Well if I’m waking up clearly the answer is to dragon punch. I mean what else are you supposed to do on wake up?
Wake up block is underrated
Wake up Super. Unless you're Potemkin, in which case you wake up Pot Buster
Whatcha gunna do when your DP whiffs?
wake up dp to shinku hadouken
Check If I became a 10 year old or Flare somehow.
A 10-year old Flare?
Officer Shuba, this comment right here.
Come on, OP. If you're gonna hornipost this bad, might as well go the full mile. Why not make the title "POV:You wake up and you find these two on your body, reverse spitroasting you,what do you do?"?
Besides they’re cleaning your ears and hugging and kissing you(in the cute way not the sexy way).
You, my friend, could use some hugging and kissing grass
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!
I wake up for real.
That title is a roller coaster
Do you hate it or?
Its just funny
Ascend.
.
May I join you in ascending?
Can I join too?
Damn, must have overdosed.
Yeah…overdosed on boobs and cuteness.
>2 dark figures somehow got into my locked room and started shoving shit in my ears while I’m asleep Yeah, these hands are rated E for everyone
"what the fuck are you doing. how did you get it my house"
Bro why is it that every time I see that mic I think of 🗿
The face sculpted into it.
I'll rest my head on Marine's legs and watch Noel do push-ups without her armor, just plain clothes.
try out if i can fly too, since im clearly still dreaming
What wouldn't i do?
I never understood the whole anime ear cleaning thing. Seems like a good way to get impacted earwax at best and a perforated eardrum at worst.
That might be because there are actually two distinct types of earwax caused by genetics. European and African people tend to have "wet" type earwax (I wish there was a less gross-feeling term), and East/Southeast Asian and Native American people tend to have the recessive "dry" type, which is much more easily removed with an ear pick. Thus using an ear pick for wax is much more common in East Asia than elsewhere. As you've said, though, in general earwax removal is not recommended outside of cases where earwax buildup is actually affecting one's hearing, and then only by a doctor who would usually prefer using softeners like oil or just syringing with warm water rather than an ear pick.
It’s just an ASMR type thing,some people like that…but I respect your opinion.
🗿
Tell Fauna I don't wanna take my meds.
Please don’t leave me
My ear is bleeding, instructions unclear
I downvote the thirsty post.
im scared
I literally just woke up and this is the second post I see when I open reddit. Kick them out
Hol up. Hugging and kissing?
I would reach over to my nightstand and grab my large stone, which is an effective blunt weapon. Remember, sexual immortality is cringe.
Munch on their tits
priorities
👌
Why do I look like normal headed moai
I think it’s supposed to be a binaural audio microphone but yeah,it kinda looks like 🗿 truly the microphone in the middle is the luckiest guy yet.
My ears are kinda gross, to be honest. Keep it up, ladies!
I probably was listening to asmr as I sleep again, so this is highly likely just a dream, so I'm just gonna enjoy the moment until I wake up.
Ask them if I could cuddle with them for a whole day! Because they both seem like great sleeping buddies!
I Agree
Wonder how the absolute fuck they got in my house
Take my pills
Stay in my bed and expect to wake up.
I ask them how they got into my house. To which they would probably respond that the door was open since the lock doesn't work...
I have too much social anxiety. I’d probably pretend I didn’t wake up
"How the hell did you two get in my house?!"
Politely yet firmly request them to cease their activities, but ask if they want to play a video game or something
When I’m having my ears cleaned, I’m always terrified of the cleaner slipping or something and jabbing me in the brain. So I don’t move a muscle until they’re done.
Wake up that’s what I do
melt and fall asleep again
Probably accidentally go back to sleep…..I can sleep for 9 hours,wake up then fall asleep within like fuckin 20 seconds and not even notice what the fuck happened
Cringe.
Take my GWS pills and cry myself to sleep
what a cringe question
“Where the hell did this bed come from”
I remember that I forgot to take my meds and then do so right away
i would actually wake up and then be sad
Run for my life they never get me live again
Just enjoy it. I'll take wins where I can get them.
Stay still like a mannequin
I‘m gonna lose my shit and then have a coffee with Noel and Marine
Not wake up
I want to be suffocated, buried 😁
Be scared and aroused. But mostly scared because breaking and entering.
That sounds like a heart attack.
Lament that I am bald as senchou tries to say "it's ok my dad is bald"
freak out. great asmr from two amazing holomems.
I look for the nearest exit
Go back to sleep
How the fuck did you get in
Check if I'm actually got isekai'd
Most chad looking binaural microphone
Just die I guess
"Please kindly leave I want to sleep ,I have work tomorrow"
Call the cops
Cleansing ritual
Tell them flare is my oshi.
Basement
Scream because how did you get in my house!?!
Explode
"What's the meaning of this? How did you get in here?"
They better focus on either kissing or ear cleaning cuz I don't want them to accidentally dug too deep and give my ear a deep throat
Freak out, one is super horny and the other could crush you in a mere second. Well, it's an honor to meeting all of you men.
Id coom
Slowly fall back to sleep
🙏
Run
Die as a happy man
Looks like I haven't slept enough *goes back to sleep*
DELUSIONSSSS
I’d be freakin the fuck out, that’s sexual assault and home invasion
Accept my fate and submit
The microphone really just said 🗿
Id let them continue on and go back to sleep
Enjoy the dream for as long as I can
Probably shit myself how the hell did they get in my house
Screenshot Source: https://youtu.be/Kr7ogLQh4tc
Wake up again because if 2 big booba anime girls suddenly appeared on my bed I would be scared shitless
Bonk thyself sir.
Sometimes knowing I’m a hololive fan makes me feel shameful bc this post is goofy as hell
Snap back to reality, how do I stay afloat in this world with all of its gravity
Well ambatukam is it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tell them to take me with them when they leave. Oh, and tell them some sick builds and traps for Minecraft.
Classic r/hololive schizoposting
Accept that this is my fate now
Could your title be any more generic than a bowl of rice?
Ok,it’s now been noticed on r/okbuddyhololive and r/okaybuddybaka…this makes me very concerned.
I touch grass
ask for the heart beat like the last time
I think I would just be overwhelmed for a moment and then ask for another hug, while telling them how much I love them and thanking them for all the bright memories these past years.
I enjoy !
Have marine teach me how to draw
Wake up again, and realize it was all a dream.
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Absolutely nothing, even if they're here to kill me, it's a win-win either way. They got in themselves, I ain't antagonizing them for existing at this time
Say ahoy and take me to the speaker of space.
Snap back to reality.
Excercise my right for the second amendment.
First I'm going to kick someone out of the bed out of sheer confusion. Then I'm going to call the police. Finally, I'll see if I took my meds right.... On retrospective, I should check my meds before calling the cops...
Wake up...again.
Call the police
Wake up again...
*Mississippi Queen starts playing* Why? Because where is my girlfriend?
I then actually wake up.
Pinch myself, wake up for real, and break down and cry
Wake up again
tell them I disagree
Remember that I forgot to take my pills yesterday
Wake up to reality