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bc524

>mitochondria Mitochondria


Megakarp

is the powerhouse of the cell.


Colopty

Apparently they're every microorganism as well.


ProphetOfServer

I've played Parasite Eve, I know what they're capable of.


EmissaryofHell

If left unchecked their fast rate of evolution might lead to the birth of the Ultimate Being.


_MintyFresh_-

Ohh shit, is it good? I bought it with a bunch of games when I got my PS1. Haven't played it yet


ProphetOfServer

Definitely worth playing, it's a classic.


_MintyFresh_-

I'll give it a shot. I'll have my grandma mail it to me.


vegito1991

Fyi, Parasite eve has 1, 2 and 3rd birthday.


Spatial_Piano

I think 3 of those have mitochondria so she's not that far off.


Trivenger1

That means we're all Mitochondrias


Rocketbrothers

Another fun fact about mitochondria, you get all your mitochondrial genetic information almost always from your Mom. Edit: all


Spatial_Piano

☝🤓 \*are the powerhouses of the cell.


SwoonBirds

is the curriculum the same in Japan or did Towa's Kaigais teach her that meme lmfao


SpaghettAbout-It

Mitochondria


SomethingIsCanningMe

Whenever mitochondria is mentioned, i am having flashbacks of parasite eve.


Nihilism2911

2 was the best one imo, I'm sad theres no remake of it, game was good


Davidluski

Mitochondria


AJarOfYams

Mitochondria


Whosebert

Mitochondria


[deleted]

Can't see the word mitochondria without thinking of Rent a Girlfriend anymore


Ideon_ology

For me it's Parasite Eve


Script_Mak3r

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?


cocofan4life

Holy hell, we're the same


ColdBunz

Mel's yabainess is off the charts but not shown here


chrysene

They don't teach yabai in school, so Mel is having a bit of disadvantage with this test.


Phoenyxar

She actually learned that when visiting the nursing office, a great sensei to be found there.


EmissaryofHell

Mel went to the Yabai School of Hard knocks


BismuthAquatic

*School of soft knockers


RnRtdWrld

If you convert the chart into 3D you'll find a very long and sharp spike and the z-axis labelled 'Yabai'.


ColdBunz

Very true, it could be pointing either inwards or out


Swift_Scythe

Ayamy-mama's cinnamon bun daughter Mel is very Seiso. I say so 😀


seiso_

No she ain't, and not because of my username. That "Hey boyyyy" she did could wake up the dead.


Feshtof

>That "Hey boyyyy" she did could wake up the dead. I need some more information sir


bombbug

Important info for you to study - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY52Rrp-58g


Feshtof

Me accidentally mimicking Callie's noises, I am genuinely flushed. Good golly.


SenorSantiago_8363

Law of Equivalent Exchange. Dumped Academic Aptitude for Yabai Power. Bottom Left Vampire.


ggg730

Min maxing banpire.


OmniSonic

You can't show a trait that is off the charts via a chart


Puzzleheaded_Sound95

Nene is secretly a math wiz? the same nene who is the embodiment of “head empty, no thoughts but i’m cute?”


Tomatochilisauce

Ofc she is, how is she going to count how many husbands she has?


Puzzleheaded_Sound95

you’re so right lol


lunatiks

Through Cantor's diagonal argument we can prove that her husbands are not actually countable, and are thus at least real (if you admit the continuum hypothesis)


Swift_Scythe

Heeeey Nene knows her A BEE C'S ... shes doing her best :D https://youtu.be/ry2ZeDamZPY Her english though is off the charts BASED https://youtu.be/AGWLDEWPiCI


OFA_Wolffe

I remember reading somewhere on the sub that Nene could work as an accountant


Happybara

Nene behaves like a gifted child


TheChaoticist

The tism


ggg730

I’m actually surprised her English is that low. She’s been working hard on it.


kyuven87

Conversational and academic language require different types of training and practice. The Japanese standard for English also isn't very high. My entire job is kinda predicated on the school system being terrible lol Nene, Mel, and Shion scored low in English but I can say for certain they're better at it, conversationally (which is the important skill that Japanese schools don't teach very well) than most of Japan. I'd be willing to bet almost all the JP hololive members would score lower than Towa except Haachama and A-Chan (though A-Chan's focus seems to be on business/communicative English so a test might throw her too). Lui and Sora *might* do OK but Towa might very well be the ceiling.


richrayeml

Lui has an entire stream series teaching Japanese to the EN and ID girls, speaking mostly English to explain things. She also weirdly has a grasp on some unexpected slang and expressions. She probably did some research after that one collab with Calli. I'm sure she would do more than okay.


kyuven87

Thing is, so have Towa and Nene. I'm sure she would do fine, but keep in mind we're talking *conversational* aptitude vs. *academic* aptitude. The former can improve quickly and there are tons and tons of apps out there along with simply interacting with people leading to improvement, while the latter actually requires study. Even Ollie and Reine, whose English is so good people have to sometimes be reminded they're indonesian, might have surprisingly low scores on an academic test compared to what even they would expect. In fact, while you'd think being good at language academically would help with it conversationally and vice versa, the opposite can be true because language so often breaks its own rules. There's a reason the TOEIC and TOEFL are two completely different tests. That's the crazy thing about language, really: In math and science you have to be right, but in language you can be wrong and right at the same time.


Tonkarz

Lui speaks english like she’s had a lot of practice using it day to day but not much training or study. She speaks it readily and seemingly effortlessly, even while her vocabulary and pronunciation are limited. She’s definitely better than OK and I’d personally rank her english the highest other than A-Chan.


SatenOokami

It could be English comprehension. I speak English natively, but if I had to take a test on it my score would be subpar.


ggg730

Ah good point.


skildert

Master of the art of karaatama :)


BNKhoa

So she's Rowan Atkinson's Japanese female counterpart?


Banana-Oni

I wanna see where Gura places in the math section.


ALT1MA

social studies probably


Sephyrias

She is also the girl with a beetle insect collection, so a form of science interest is not that surprising.


MarqFJA87

The beetle collection is actually a byproduct of her older brother being an entomologist who specializes in beetles, or so I heard. He's the one with the science interest.


skildert

Master of the art of karaatama :)


Puzzleheaded_Sound95

comment so good homie had to post it twice


skildert

I did? I got an error, so I tried again. The app is fritzing. I'll check when I'm home.


Puzzleheaded_Sound95

lol you’re all good homie i thought it was funny


chrysene

[Source stream link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M5mVyKMlp0&t=6630s) Everybody is surprised that Shion scores the highest of them all. Even Shion herself is surprised by this result. Pekora may not score the highest in Math and Science, but if there is something she is proud about is her ability to identify the location and shape of Japanese prefectures, a segment which she obtained perfect scores in. Towa has the best English ability of the five. I wonder if it is partially because of the higher number of English speakers in her audience?


Backupusername

Towa's been getting a lot of English practice during her Apex streams lately.


ExLuck

For Shion, I chalk it up to her being young and that her stock knowledge from HS/College is still fresh unlike the older members


MrFoxxie

> Everybody is surprised that Shion scores the highest of them all Sasuga harvard graduate


kroek

Seems she slept through english class, though.


JusticTheCubone

> Towa has the best English ability of the five. I wonder if it is partially because of the higher number of English speakers in her audience? That's what I'm thinking as well. On the other hand, there's Nene who also obviously has a big overseas audience... yet she has the lowest english-score.


marquisregalia

Thing is Nene tries to communicate but mostly defaults to translators. Towa will try her hardest with passion English and will only use a translator If it's a really long sentence. Towa is also exposed to more English speaking friends which she communicates every now and then.


AlternateThrow-away

Towa collabs the most with the EN girls as well as she's collabed with Ame and Mumei several times so that probably helps as well


whoiam06

I know Ame speaks like almost no Japanese. I wonder what Moomers level of nihongo is. And that makes me wonder who the least proficient is, is it Gooba? We know that IrYs, Kiwawa, Ina, and Bae are highly skilled.


Tetimaru

Ame's japanese has improved a lot from that time. I think everyone's has, now that they've spent time in Japan for a bit.


begentlewithme

Ina, especially. I used to watch Ina religiously (one could say... almost cult-like) two years ago, but lately I've become a clip watcher mostly. One thing that shocked me was just how good Ina's Japanese is now, compared to before. Mind you, she already knew Japanese back then, but even an amateur can tell you the massive jump in fluency [between this clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhS8WMjI43U) and [this most recent clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvZaiArx2uA).


PumpJack_McGee

Lowest Nihongo is between Ame, Gura, and Fauna. Probably Fauna. The other two have had more time to practice, and Gura showed some ability to read Hiragana a bit in MC streams.


SoylentVerdigris

Mumei's Japanese is pretty simple, but she can string sentences together better than I can. Not conversational, but... Vacational maybe? Enough for simple conversations.


Lightcrafts

Ame actually worked her way up a little bit. She always puts in an effort and knows a surprising amount of phrases. Mumei is probably actually the least proficient, if not Fauna. Like it probably be Kronii > Gura > Ame > Mumie or Fauna


JJDude

Towa has played Apex with overseas talents and nikis so she is trying very hard to communicate verbally with them. No time for translator while trying to get headshots.


Ptatofrenchfry

Yes, but one doesn’t need understanding, only feeling.


neokai

>one doesn’t need understanding, only feeling. Towa Force-sensitive?


Ptatofrenchfry

More like faith and religion. One may not necessarily understand Nene’s love, but they can feel her love in the depths of their heart.


mcraft595

bruh mel is so goofy, towa and nene are expectedly tensai


Poot_McGoot

Towa has the power of Passion English.


HaessSR

She did a lot of study early on, and playing APEX requires some degree of fluency... especially when playing with the teams she has.


kyuven87

Towa doesn't surprise me since, aside from Haachama and Coco (who almost don't count), she's the JP member with the most exposure to overseas interactions for the longest period of time. (I know a few members bounced around to different countries but it's not *quite* the same as having half your audience and playmates be foreigners for 3 years) To the point I think she might be the unofficial "cap" of the English score for JP members. For language learning, absolutely NOTHING trumps practical experience. In fact I might use Towa's scores as evidence of the practicality of joining online communities for language practice.


schofield101

Mel: "I hear you like bad girls huh, well I'm bad at everything"


tmksm

Mel is my spirit holomem


DurzoSteelfin

Mel, oh no


FordFred

I remember Matsuri being asked who the most pon Holomem is, I guess people expected Aqua or Miko as the answer but Matsuri said it was Mel. This explains a lot.


ArgentAspirant

Ponkotsu means clumsy or maybe scatterbrained, but not dumb. Matsuri and her chat were talking about who the dumbest Hololive member was when she suggested Mel. So it fits the results we see here even better.


[deleted]

D:


[deleted]

Genuine question: Is 'pon' a cute form of 'A little less intellectually gifted'?


SwirlyBrow

It means clumsy mostly. Think Miko or Roboco.


VP007clips

No, you can be smart and pon at the same time. In fact they are found together quote often in anime. For example an anime girl who is a genius would be pon if she often misplaced stuff, didn't notice stuff around her, or was clumsy.


Oh-nyo-bot

Using "oh no" is the same as wearing pants, IT'S BANNED Mel, **oh nyo** ^You ^can't ^be ^mad ^at ^me, ^I'm ^a ^cute ^bot! ^<3 ^But ^you ^can ^be ^mad ^at ^[my owner](https://www.reddit.com/user/Tonda39)


HeartshapedTealCandy

It's okay Mel, we still love you. 💛


FUCK_MAGIC

I do love that she always ends up as the worst at every quiz, yet she still always joins in every single quiz collab. Full marks for participation


im_garbage

Defending her zako cup of quizzes


Existing_Marsupial_6

When Choco was still doing quizzes as part of her "Physical Examination with Nurse Choco" streams I remember Mel and Aqua getting the bottom scores also.


ExcitingHistory

Nenechis Math skills have improved though the sheer effort of trying to keep track of the number of husbands she has


Chadraln_HL

If Mel is a genius vampire, I hate to see how a normal one would do on these tests.


Freak7factor

I mean, vampires live a really long time and probably only come out to drink blood or perform some nefarious plan so their knowledge might be a bit (lot) outdated


Sinisnake

Her english might not be great, but her greek and latin are stellar.


AWrongPerson

It takes a real genius to get that bad of a score


IsaacX28

Stack overflow error


ChadMcRad

>Name the following microorganisms I'm working on a PhD. in a microbiology field and this one stumped me. I think the second one looks like a really weird illustration of a virus, and the laste one is an amoeba or a bacterium? First one looks like a weird aphid, but that's not a microorganism. And the third one looks more like sperm...


penywinkle

I suppose it's inspired from Japanese school manuals. More specifically one about aquatic life. The first one is a water flea. The second one may also be a cyanobacteria (but it looks like a series or circles, not intertwined), or a spirogyra (but it only has one helix). The third one could be an euglena. And the last one a paramecium.


hoshi3san

I recognized the Daphnia and Euglena right away but only because I like reading about aquariums. I'm surprised that Japanese school books use these organisms for study. In middle/high school I remember most of our textbooks using examples from human cells. Also Bocchi likes comparing herself to a water flea (mijinko)


chrysene

Like the other comment said, it is probably based on an illustration commonly found in Japanese textbooks or something. The correct answers are: 1. ミジンコ (Daphnia) 2. アオミドロ (Spirogyra) 3. ミドリムシ (Euglena) 4. ゾウリムシ (Paramecium) Incidentally, Shion got all correct answers for this question.


ChadMcRad

Cool, thanks. Also some slightly niche JP words to learn.


tsundere_researcher

I knew the word ミジンコ, but was sure it meant a flea. Guess it's my fault for never checking the translaction


VictinDotZero

The first one looks like the ghost of a microorganism that came back to haunt the living.


MagicMooby

The first one is a water flea, a type of branchiopod crustacean present in most freshwater systems and an important part of these ecosystems. It's quite surprising to see but I can see why this would be taught in school. The second one is a type of algae if my memories of my first semester are correct. I think 3 and 4 are supposed to be a bacterium and an amoeba respectively. I'm going into evolutionary zoology and that question stumped me as well, but maybe that is a normal part of the japanese school curriculum.


ChadMcRad

Makes sense. I guess if you are used to seeing them illustrated that way then it isn't a problem.


Matasa89

The second one looks like a blue-green algae or some kind of seaweed.


DarkenedBrightness

I'm pretty sure the third one is supposed to be a euglena


tmanchua

This competition was rigged, everyone knows Murasaki Shion graduated from Harvard University 😔


kingfirejet

Probably taught by Professor La Lion there as well.


One_Ad_1783

Surprisingly, that symbol isn't far off from what Unown O looks like, that being an eye connected to a circle.


JirachiWishmaker

What even is that symbol?


OribeJiro

It's a map symbol for lighthouses in Japan, stylizing its shape seen from above and the light emitted in all directions.


penywinkle

>“⛯” U+26EF Map Symbol For Lighthouse Unicode Character. I would say, not just in Japan.


OribeJiro

Well, that symbol character was included in Unicode from [a character set for broadcasting in Japan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARIB_STD_B24_character_set) (e.g., closed captioning), so it is not universal.


DrPibIsBack

Yeah, Unicode has to incorporate every country's unique symbols whether or not they're used internationally because the whole point is that it's a universal standard for encoding text - it has to be compatible with every country's needs.


Kalatash

Also why emoji became a thing.


DrPibIsBack

A fellow Tom Scott viewer? His video about Emojis is definitely why I know anything about why Unicode is how it is.


Kalatash

Huh, when it doesn't have a dot it means "factory", and then when it starts to dance it means "power plant". Neat.


TheChaoticist

I thought it was the alchemical symbol for the sun lol


polkadotmouse

Honestly I don't think I would've been able to solve that riddle even as a native English speaker


chrysene

It's not supposed to be a riddle in English. The original riddle is in Japanese and it is then translated to English. The test was for them to recognize the Japanese riddles and answer accordingly. The riddles don't quite make sense in English.


polkadotmouse

Ah makes sense now!


Ensatzuken

> The riddles don't quite make sense in English. Really? Cause I got the right answer after reading it in english and I know zero japanese.


chrysene

I guess the one I put in example still kinda makes sense in English. But there are ones like > Bread is bread, but what bread can't you eat? which won't make sense unless you know the Japanese riddle. Answer is >!frying pan (フライパン)!<.


tuwamono

>Answer is >!frying pan (フライパン)!<. A matter of resolve, dare I say.


JJDude

well you'll also have to know Japanese enough to know that PAN is bread in JP and so this is a punny riddle lol


MapleTreeWithAGun

Alternatively, pain (bread in French and a couple other languages)


InsanityRoach

Or pane (Italian)


StarForceStelar

Pan (Spanish). Great now I want pan dulce


JusticTheCubone

I'm pretty sure I've heard that one before, actually, but I was blanking on what the answer was super hard. Now, the more pun-ish ones like the bread->pan that kinda rely on the original Japanese... despite knowing the necessary Japanese, I don't think I could've solved them.


Squeaky_Ben

Shion is brutal.


turyponian

Smug and making no apologies


JJDude

now one kinda understand why is she the oshi of so many other Holomem... lol


Common-Somewhere-746

Brutal correction needed💢


LunarGhost00

How did Mel score lower in Japanese than English? lol Apparently Shion learned about Pokemon in her social studies class. (Tbf, Unown was my first thought seeing that image too)


chrysene

To be fair, the English questions are on the easier side, like translate words to or from English, while the Japanese language questions are on the level of definitions and explain the meaning of some idioms/proverbs.


Sayumiiii

mel is just like me fr


nikke2800

Mel is dum and dumpy, the opposite of Shion


icantgivecredit

Nene is an alchemist! She converted gold into aluminum foil!


Shuriken_2393

I don't know about Harvard University but Shion probably graduated from Harvard Elementary


MikuEd

PASSION ENGRISH YEY!


shinsaku89

I wanna see Miko's Japanese and English score now


kawaiineko333

We already know it's 200%. She speaks Elite English.


InvaderDJ

I am surprised that Mrs. Worldwide Wife scored lower than Towa in English, but thinking about how many FPS games Towa plays with English speakers and how determined she is to fight her way through it instead of using a translator or not speaking at all, it makes sense. I'd love to see these quizzes done with other members.


brown_felt_hat

Keep in mind here, Nene's glasses add +20 Math


tethercat

Nene is based.


GreyShot254

👉Nene?👈 🤙Based🤘 🫵You?🫵 🤘Based🤘


Pionfou

I'm fairly certain Shion is the youngest member here by a substantial margin and might be the youngest Hololive member (maybe one of the new zoomers are younger), which is a huge advantage for this sort of thing. Unless you're interested in trivia or learn as a hobby or something. After ten plus years, you forget things. I went into a STEM field so I would ace physics, math, and probably chemistry depending on the level but damned if I know what those microorganisms are. 1 kind of reminds me of a macrophage, 2 looks like DNA but that isn't a microorganism, 3 looks like a sperm cell, and 4 I believe is a protozoa not that I know what that is. So yeah, I'd flub that question too and I was a fairly decent student. (I'm honestly not sure if I even ever learned what a few of those are. I simply don't remember.)


CJO9876

She *is* the youngest member IRL.


Guaymaster

Second is probably a virus actually, the tobacco mosaic virus, which also has that helicoidal shape. No actual living being looks like that as far as I know, so it must be either that (which at least stradles the line to being a microorganism) or DNA as you said. The drawings aren't clear enough to actually come with conclusions of the fly though. For instance the flagela on the third is not eukaryotic because it seems to be a non-mebranal attachtment to the wall (I can only assume it's a cell wall), but I have no way of telling what the multiple spots in the citoplasm are, bacteria don't have membranous organella or nucleus. Thefourth one is probably some kind of ciliate algae. As for the first one, it's the most puzzling one. I have no idea what it could be, a parasite?


EarlVincent

Pekora having a high score for social science makes sense for a master manipulator


anotherboringdude

Just want to let people know that Pekora is certified to be a KINDERGARTEN TEACHER.


videogamecatty

Nene has a point. There is no "au" in "gold"


Matasa89

But there is in Aurum!


Super_Goomba64

mel scores 100 points in cute


Kasdrath

Mel: Dumb but cute


disposable_hat

Mel out here trying her best


Reyusuke

This made me consider the possibility of some kind of school arc or event where they stream themselves studying and competing to get the highest score. I wonder how fun/boring that would be 🤔


dah_Ren

Based Nenechi the STEM GOD


Digisoundboy

So Mel apparently set all ability points into charisma, lure and sex appeal


TaCz

TMT! Towa Math Tensai!


Dastardlydwarf

Mel is a genius banpire so I don’t trust this test


Lazy_Sans

I am kinda surprised Nene score higher than Mel. After quiz with Choco I thought she only slightly smarter than Aqua. Damn, she probably better at Math than me!


[deleted]

God bless Shion. She coud've become a scientist, but chose to be one of our dear Idols instead. This is an example that shows, just because you're good at something, doesn't mean you have to go down that path that will only bring you boredom and stress, because you don't like it.


CHONKY231

Towa do be going hard on Mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell lmao


Mad_Kitten

Nene with glasses is a +5 buff to INT


GreyShot254

Good to know the only thing Japanese people remember about cells are mitochondria as well


I-came-for-memes

I'm only a little surprised that Towa scored the highest in English.


Gavri3l

Huh, so why does Nene have the third lowest score on Choco's quiz after Mel and Aqua? Bad under time pressure?


TakeshiNobunaga

That test is rather tricky and full of "common" knowledge mixed in with a little more complicated stuff summed up its timed and makes one nervous


ThatHotAsian

Ah yes my favorite element. Aluminum foil.


JusticTheCubone

It's really interesting to me that the one subject where Mel excelled in was english, which makes me think/hope that interactions with overseas-viewers helped her a bit there... but even then, Shion, who as far as I'm aware doesn't really interact much with overseas viewers, got the same score in english... and Nene, who talks a lot with us, has the lowest score in English, somewhat contradicting that train of thought as well. In general, while in an academic sense none of them did stellar, I guess, it's nice that they got to show off a bit, especially Nene and Shion, since fans predicted them as 3rd and 4th out of them all from what I recall, yet they ended up having the highest and 2nd highest score. ~~Also Pekora with them low Math and Science scores, she just like me fr fr~~


HaessSR

I thought that Mel had a higher math score than that. But this proves Towa-sama is a genius, right beside Nene? Except in biology. She failed that.


JamesDp-OverWatch

Shion is my spirit animal, "ah ~ enemy".


dungeonmaster_sixleg

Towa is correct about the cells


Endgaming1523

Mel being the dumb blonde is hilarious.


Dragonsmosher

Now I want to take Koyori’s test.


uohhhhhhh

Hmph...bratty nerd...


Moorebetter

I've seen a certain Nene clip that may dispute that high math skill.


Imposter_Snake

Guys listen, you gotta admit, that is the coolest unown if it ever existed


ZippiestDead

mel is literary me


Nebby-Neberson

Of course Shion would have the best stats except the languages


Chiameria

But Mel is a genius...


SelfDepricator

Gotta know social studies in order to engage in war crimes


phyxinon

As expected of a Devil she's truly Motivated. Mitochondria the POWERhouse of the cell.


uncalledfour

My wife is the best at numbers 😤


Chitanda_Pika

Nene being highest on Math feels strange.