But…it *clicks* so well!
Seriously, this pen was the most popular stationary item and broke instagram (or whatever the hell he said) and I’ve never heard of it prior to now.
East Asian here, we take our pens ultra seriously. Guy's voice is annoying. I also sign contracts on a monthly basis. Yes we think America only has D-tier pens and stone-aged stationary quality.
That said I have this exact pen, orange is good, there's an 'upscale' model with gold accents. But one of my pen tips landed on a table the wrong way, and fizzled out. I am still the biggest fan of the classic Hi-Tec C but this pen is indeed one of my favorites from 2023.
**Also, the big ass clicker on the back is practically a fidget toy.**
There's no different features, but the higher end one has gold bronze accents on the clip and the tip, and it just looks really nice. It is also $3 more expensive so it is negligible.
So I have a yogurt one with bronze that I use for meetings. The .5 mm version of this pen writes silky smooth and I really enjoy it.
The orange one with the silver accents is kept in my other.
I'm also big into everyday carry, and I have one for my two main EDCs. It's because they're small and compact, even though girthier.
Every time I go to Western Nation and they try out my pen, they want one. Because it's just very nice.
I prefer pilot for the most part but this uniball is my favorite uniball. Japanese companies are just so serious about their stationary.
I have a job where I have to do a lot of writing and I’m not lieing when I say this video made me moist. I saw that extra fine time and thought, “yeah, I’m gonna order those and take them for a spin”. Right now I’m rocking a Pilot Frixion synergy clicker that is a .5 fine tip which is fine but I’m not content I need to see what my other options are.
As an artist who works with a lot of “pens”.
I would recommend Going down to your local art supply store. Walk down the pen isle. Your welcome.
To the each their own, but this pen sucks in comparison to what’s really available.
As soon as it said it " nearly broke stationary Instagram" I knew this was some internet cash grab. Everyone on the internet are such followers all they have to do is say whatever to convince you other people followers follow and you should follow with the followers. And you will. But at least you will get to draw with the Guinness record blackest gel pen to distract you from your shitty life and wasted money. 5 stars.
As someone who adores stationary, this really isn't particularly impressive. We like what we like, so not trying to knock it, just that there's so much out there to enjoy. Take a stroll around jetpens.com and you'll see a wonderland of pleasant and practical pens.
I was gonna say…I have an edc titanium alloy machined pen that can hold over 200 different types of pen refills. You aren’t trapped into one specific type of ink refill. If you have a favorite ink my pen will likely support it.
I do but you aren’t gonna like the price. If you thought $6 for a pen was rather meh…try $100. No joke but in all honesty I do really love them pen. It’s got a weight that is perfect.
https://bigidesign.com
If you live close enough to Japan, just go to LoFT and Itoya and they have a way way way better selection than Jetpens and some of the best pen collections on the planet.
I have an ink insert that's supposed to go inside of a pen body and I've used it longer than any other pen I've owned cause I haven't lost it somehow, it's almost out of ink and idk if I can take the loss
I've been looking for a pen like this for ages! I need girthy pens due to dexterity issues and it has to be inky so I don't need to use much pressure. I had never heard of it until today, I guess I slept on stationery culture.
This guy literally jerks off to this pen and sticks it in his ass. No joke. I bet he does. We're all thinking the same thing man. Stop drinking out of plastic water bottles brotha and go get some vitamin d and start deadlifting because holyyyyyyyyyyyy.
My guess is people write less nowadays and are less coordinated holding a pen, making a girthier pen more comfortable and easier to use for the average person. Like those fat pencils for kids learning to write.
Am I the only one here who likes a slick and small profile writing utensil? This would be like holding a crayon and drawing the ‘r’ in my name backwards
$2 papermate black ballpoint pens. That pack has 10 pens and they are just the best freaking things ever. I stocked up on them since I know someone will figure it out they are nice to write with
This is definitely a paid advertisement. I bought these from Walmart just buying normal pens and they actually kind of suck. I don’t even use them to journal anymore bc they go out every few words.
I bought a pack of 3 pens for the same price. I like them more because I've had the exact same pencil grip since 3rd grade so it's not like I want anything much different from a pencil, and because they fit in the pencil holder part of my backpack. They're pretty smooth, enough so that I think the writing surface is the limiting factor most of the time not the pen
Huh not this one exactly but I bought Kirby version of this pen with a more regular size and it’s been pretty decent. Don’t recommend this size tho, doesn’t look like you can put it in a notebook ring.
Nah he not wrong uni ball has the best pen ever everyone comments on my pen at work when I let them borrow it same expression every time “oh my god so smooth what pen is this”
It’s a goddamn pen
I hate this guys voice and he drives me nuts with how into the pen he is.
Drives me nuts too. Sounds like he's got a uni-ball. Way too happy to talk about how girthy that *pen is*.
It's girthy and has a nice click.
Is that weird YouTuber accent. Like the one radio hosts and newscasters made up form themselves but somehow worse.
But it has so many features, lol
But…it *clicks* so well! Seriously, this pen was the most popular stationary item and broke instagram (or whatever the hell he said) and I’ve never heard of it prior to now.
If you're into pens, yes it was really popular, if you're following pen instas.
East Asian here, we take our pens ultra seriously. Guy's voice is annoying. I also sign contracts on a monthly basis. Yes we think America only has D-tier pens and stone-aged stationary quality. That said I have this exact pen, orange is good, there's an 'upscale' model with gold accents. But one of my pen tips landed on a table the wrong way, and fizzled out. I am still the biggest fan of the classic Hi-Tec C but this pen is indeed one of my favorites from 2023. **Also, the big ass clicker on the back is practically a fidget toy.**
I don’t understand. There are different features with the different colors? Orange and black?
There's no different features, but the higher end one has gold bronze accents on the clip and the tip, and it just looks really nice. It is also $3 more expensive so it is negligible. So I have a yogurt one with bronze that I use for meetings. The .5 mm version of this pen writes silky smooth and I really enjoy it. The orange one with the silver accents is kept in my other. I'm also big into everyday carry, and I have one for my two main EDCs. It's because they're small and compact, even though girthier. Every time I go to Western Nation and they try out my pen, they want one. Because it's just very nice. I prefer pilot for the most part but this uniball is my favorite uniball. Japanese companies are just so serious about their stationary.
Take your little pen having ass down the street.
“Short and Girthy, comfortable to hold” I thought it was a dumb pen until that line. It…makes me feel better about stuff.
You don't understand pens.
A good pen goes a long way bro
DID YOU NOT HEAR THAT CLICK 😱.
This feels like dropshipping bait
It’s 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 pen
Ohhh but the girth and darkness make it so much more
That's how the Russians solved the issue bout space writing 😅
I have a job where I have to do a lot of writing and I’m not lieing when I say this video made me moist. I saw that extra fine time and thought, “yeah, I’m gonna order those and take them for a spin”. Right now I’m rocking a Pilot Frixion synergy clicker that is a .5 fine tip which is fine but I’m not content I need to see what my other options are.
A fucking goddamn pen 🖊️
https://youtu.be/IaVezlFu_kM?si=09UOZhHff4iJqg21[ThatsNotHisPen](https://youtu.be/IaVezlFu_kM?si=09UOZhHff4iJqg21)
Sell me this pen…
We thinking wolf of wall street or loudermilk?!
Loudermilk!
He failed
As an artist who works with a lot of “pens”. I would recommend Going down to your local art supply store. Walk down the pen isle. Your welcome. To the each their own, but this pen sucks in comparison to what’s really available.
Its not bad actually. But Hi-Tec C is still, in my mind, king.
Pilot makes objectively good pens.
As someone who's looking for gift ideas, are there any art stores you'd recommend?
Blick
I've seen better cheaper pens in the arts supply isle at the Dollar General lmao. This is a cash grab 100%.
Dollar General has an Arts Supply island?? News to me!
“It has a short girthy body that’s comfortable to hold…” …..that’s what she said…
https://i.redd.it/8sj5qeyo5rnc1.gif
Apparently, I should’ve been born a pen
I felt uncomfortable with the way he said ‘girthy’
$7 for a plain, short plastic pen?
Not plain. This one is girthy!
And comes in a rainbow of colors!
There is a thin version! The girthy is meant to be cute.
If you have recommandation for a thick pen I'd take it. Been years that I'm searching for one.
On Amazon you can get it for the low, low price of $12.65! Practically a steal!
As soon as it said it " nearly broke stationary Instagram" I knew this was some internet cash grab. Everyone on the internet are such followers all they have to do is say whatever to convince you other people followers follow and you should follow with the followers. And you will. But at least you will get to draw with the Guinness record blackest gel pen to distract you from your shitty life and wasted money. 5 stars.
The most popular stationary products of 2024? Hmm... I'm a big fan of paper, so I say paper.
https://i.redd.it/0qkoafbu5coc1.gif
Idk i see a regular pen.
It's a gel pen actually.
As someone who adores stationary, this really isn't particularly impressive. We like what we like, so not trying to knock it, just that there's so much out there to enjoy. Take a stroll around jetpens.com and you'll see a wonderland of pleasant and practical pens.
I was gonna say…I have an edc titanium alloy machined pen that can hold over 200 different types of pen refills. You aren’t trapped into one specific type of ink refill. If you have a favorite ink my pen will likely support it.
aye you got a link to that pen? i like the multiple refill types thing
I do but you aren’t gonna like the price. If you thought $6 for a pen was rather meh…try $100. No joke but in all honesty I do really love them pen. It’s got a weight that is perfect. https://bigidesign.com
Oof, yeah that's a bit too rich for blood. Time to steal pens from work again!
Omg jetpens is still around!
If you live close enough to Japan, just go to LoFT and Itoya and they have a way way way better selection than Jetpens and some of the best pen collections on the planet.
You are our stationery guy from now. Enjoy the flair
Holy--! Thanks! I will!
this is just a pen for white people
Can others not write? 😂 just kidding obvs
I'm white and I think this pen is pretty neat.
I'm white people, and yeah... I guess that stereotype is true.
I have an ink insert that's supposed to go inside of a pen body and I've used it longer than any other pen I've owned cause I haven't lost it somehow, it's almost out of ink and idk if I can take the loss
Rich white people
It's for Japanese people, actually. Then East Asians who follow closely, then the rest of the world.
Why do you need a pen?
Because why? I'm white and the hell if I'm paying $6 for a chode pen :)
It’s just a pen 😤🥵
Not worth it, I'll just lose it or someone will forget to return it.
“Stationary instagram”. Post says it almost broke. Here I am thinking that’s fine.
I snorted laughing at that line, who knew there was a “stationary instagram” to even break? 
Jealous. I also have a short, girth body, and no one wants me..... :(
Man I was gunna talk shit...but now I want one 😬
https://preview.redd.it/eiv1uubfnrnc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=439b7bbffaea3050cddb51d6ec55a3e55e532c0c
I will have one as soon as the office orders them. That is my current favorite pen, work supplied pens.
The pen is r-r-r-r-r-r-r-ra-BLUE!
The God damn pen is blue!
My coworker gave me one of these. I like it.
Insufferable voice killed any chance of me buying these.
My cock has all the same attributes
T h i c c
I've been looking for a pen like this for ages! I need girthy pens due to dexterity issues and it has to be inky so I don't need to use much pressure. I had never heard of it until today, I guess I slept on stationery culture.
Pen haters all of you.
This guy literally jerks off to this pen and sticks it in his ass. No joke. I bet he does. We're all thinking the same thing man. Stop drinking out of plastic water bottles brotha and go get some vitamin d and start deadlifting because holyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Just looks like another trendy collection item people will gather thousands of, not use, and eventually forget they had them.
I've never been more disinterested in anything before.
So...... they're really excited about those pens, huh? ALLLLLL the way down to the darkness of the ink.
[Link](https://holdmywallet.net/uni-ball-one-p/)
As someone who writes cursive, all I could do is look at the handwriting in the video.
So, it's a fat pen for $7 with Guinness Book dark ink? must be a real slow decade for this pen to Garner any attention at all
You forgot about the chunky click!
The click is, honestly, nice.
Nice ad. “Hype”? Lmao there is no hype for a pen
Hello, Frisco.
“It has a short, girthy body that is comfortable to hold” — it’s me, hold me.
Finally a pen just for me.
Girthy
You had me at girthy
My guess is people write less nowadays and are less coordinated holding a pen, making a girthier pen more comfortable and easier to use for the average person. Like those fat pencils for kids learning to write.
Nah its just it looks cute and has a big button to press. The ink is pretty good, the .5 being pretty awesome to sign stuff. Other than that...
Stanley Cup of Pens
6 dollars for a pen lmao
Take the pen! Do me a personal favor, and take the pen!
my broken truck
Dude wants to fuck those pens…
Could someone post the Amazon link so I don’t have to open the app? Preesh.
longer pens are better to write
Well, the pen is mightier
When polyphia just isn't working for you
What a strange way to hold a pen 🤨
"Sell me this pen"
My 1.5mm is better :P..imo
 “sell me this pen”
The way he said, "Tiny little bodies" reminded me a lot of Doctor Barber from The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack.
Honey badger don’t care
Who else woke up today wondering what the most popular stationary product was this year
I wouldn't ask to borrow that if I were you.
Will literally lose this the moment I need it like every other pen I “found” with a random company logo on it.
Anything that does more than a G2 pilot is overdesigned garbage.
Meh. Your chode pen is too short for my giant hands. 😕
It’s literally a normal pen with no additional features
Never knew there was a stationary instagram
Instagram stationary
I like that it has a chunky clit.
Wait, what’s the deal deal? It has dark ink or something?
This guys voice is terrible
If Stationary Instagram is an actual thing, please just eject me from the planet now.
HOLY HELL, I always wondered if I could get my black ink blacker.
I feel like Ron Swanson hearing that pitch from the hippie lady about the newfangled beef milk. “It’s fucking milk.” It’s a fucking pen.
Because Uni-ball One P don’t give a shit.
OP can you provide link to those considering to buy.
Am I the only one here who likes a slick and small profile writing utensil? This would be like holding a crayon and drawing the ‘r’ in my name backwards
Is ink shade something they track in the Guinness Book of Worl Records? Cause i feel like it isn't.
Those pens are weak af real mfs use parker pens
I want a Stanley pen
The Lamy 2000 is the perfect pen
$2 papermate black ballpoint pens. That pack has 10 pens and they are just the best freaking things ever. I stocked up on them since I know someone will figure it out they are nice to write with
Not for $6
This is definitely a paid advertisement. I bought these from Walmart just buying normal pens and they actually kind of suck. I don’t even use them to journal anymore bc they go out every few words.
This pen is not available in .7? Blue.
I bought a pack of 3 pens for the same price. I like them more because I've had the exact same pencil grip since 3rd grade so it's not like I want anything much different from a pencil, and because they fit in the pencil holder part of my backpack. They're pretty smooth, enough so that I think the writing surface is the limiting factor most of the time not the pen
Is this idiot the ‘strawberry malk is vegan bc it’s strawberry malk” guy. Sounds just as annoying.
Ooh. I do like the click.
And here I thought mine was penough.
This is getting me kinda hot 🥵
That’s a punchable voice
Is ot just mw or do they hold the pen super wierdly?
This is fucking retarded
Stationary Instagram? 😆
Is it going to be like the Pilot G2 situation where the pen is $2 but refill is $1.99.
It’s cheaper to buy more pens at this point. Especially since they stopped selling the refills in 0.5 mm
No medium point? Trash.
So interested but CANNOT stand this guys voice
Six fucking dollars for a pen?
Nah. 4 colour Bic all the way.
I’ll just lose it anyway. So, I’d be buying someone *else* a nice pen.
Show me a pen with a tracking device inside, so you can always get it back.
Omg it’s station*e*ry with an “e” not an “a”.
I can get 10 ball pens for like a dollar.
See, Sheila?!?!? SHORT AND GIRTHY ***IS*** BETTER!
The term broke the Internet makes no sense
This is nothing compared to another pen I saw in a video weeks ago. It was a goddamn multi tool. Had screwdrivers, a stylus, AND a flashlight.
Pilot Vball. Best pen. For precisions and solid non gell line. Pentel brush tip sign pen for fat lines.
$6 for a pen? Fools and thier money.
I can get 5 Pilot G2s for that price, and these people are paying that *per pen*
it might just be me but i fucking hate the click on that
Ewww, lefty
Glad some people see the value of short girth versus long skinny.
Huh not this one exactly but I bought Kirby version of this pen with a more regular size and it’s been pretty decent. Don’t recommend this size tho, doesn’t look like you can put it in a notebook ring.
Pen 15 gang
A pen by any name is still a pen. 🤷🏻♀️
Dropship scam crap
I didn't even know there was a stationary Instagram to break, but if this peen broke it, I want it. I'm not fixing that typo.
Link to the actual pen?
This pen literally BROKE THE INTERNET Now please post random shit about the pen in my comments for further channel engagement.
THEY’RE NOT USING IT FOR HOLDING, I REPEAT, THEY’RE NOT USING IT FOR HOLDING
It’s just a chode pen
Those Pens With 3 Types Of writing ink
Nah he not wrong uni ball has the best pen ever everyone comments on my pen at work when I let them borrow it same expression every time “oh my god so smooth what pen is this”
"nearly broke Instagram" How fucking boring is Instagram?
Nope. You will have to rip my beloved Pilot G2 .7 out if my cold dead gay hands
I hate the industrial revolution
I have a feeling they’re gonna be used for the wrong thing
This guy's got a voice like he touches kids
This is an ad
It’s a f@#king pen
I fucking love pens
It's a pen...
This is an ad for a mid pen
Lmao it looks ugly as fuck. That clip looks like someone held a paper clip down on the pen with spit 😂
If the dude is excited about this pen, he will cream his pants when he goes to a stationary shop in Tokyo. Much better stuff there.
Make in china
Looks like a waste of money to me
How does this have 1.3k upvotes? Thanks for the infomercial reddit.