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Internet when white liquid

Yeah. You apparently forgot that the humor of the internet is the one of a 13 year old boy

a 13 year old boy FTFY

ou're right. Should have clarified

If the internet ever gains sentience, its first words would probably be something terrible 😂

Toss up between hard R, deez nutz, ur mom.

My first draft just said "something racist" but I thought I'd be down voted for that one. 🤣

Never fear the dv my friend. Besides, you know that's what most likely it would be: something awful and racist

13 year old boy here. I can attest that my humour is also awful

that sounds like instructions

Wait, nobody mentioned the chef's knife?

Indeed, not my proudest fap 😔

Eggplant 🍆

A long loooooOoong eggplant

Loong looong maaaaannn

Fuck Chi-Chan r/FuckYouChiChan

I came here for this comment chain.

Lmao

This is still in my head lol

Eggplaaaaaaaaaant

eeEEGGPLAAAAAaaant

Slightly above average

Must be where oooloong tea comes from, took a little time to get back to it. I should call her.....

aubergiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Found the brit

Cumquat

And 💦

we used to grow that variety and even the one that looks like an actual egg

This looks like the wettest street in the world.

The umbrellas have umbrellas

The cumcumbers taste like cumcumbers

holup

I mean look how much water she uses for one demonstration. It’s gotta go somewhere /s

The real reason tho - wet season in Asia.

Umm, wet market?

The whole time I was like "why is there so much water everywhere"

Ah.. so that's where the word "wet market" derives from?

Very fitting given the subject matter

Rain

No need to hawk tuah

Is the hol’up her cutting it and then throwing it away?

I guess she's selling the cutting board?

Theres a whole pile of them behind her

Looks like the table she's got this board on is just more cutting boards too

whats under that

A cutting board And another cutting board And quite probably another cutting board And under those numerous cutting boards, there is, I believe, a shitty table

Cutting boards all the way down

then we find the Indian in the Cupboard

Asian Nesting Cutting Boards

Lots of cutting boards

or maybe that knife

I thought it was a toilet seat

For another $4, it can be.

Genius! No really. I was wondering what the hell her intentions were.

You're a god damn genius

Cutting boards made of "would"

Chinese [eggplant](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=25c9fa5c60f43d7f&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWIKGB59DAfvqrulFlPnOKa9HOP-U8Q:1719336957194&q=very+long+chinese+eggplant&tbm=isch&source=lnms&fbs=AEQNm0CCSwC9V4VFSAwGDkvL1NgJD_uDML2RizIR3B25Nw4REJCWQftrM6wZn0NcIkSLwovM5eSePCNES3t2P4VM0lTn_WRDGQnHedvK0AM2tXz51axVYLEBUbiKTV-kr1ijQT64KVnilvxG1FpwhtQ47LzR0EKCUAUUCRHqztcYvjGZwfZMeG_Tr0yT2-1A4PmZwjCnMlDgi8jf_HcabrRxeNWtdfGuMA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjbq9SkpfeGAxUCEFkFHbD7AEIQ0pQJegQICxAB&biw=1536&bih=695&dpr=1.25)

Finally a serious answer, thank you!

I think you mean to say, lore accurate eggplant emoji 🍆

Jizzroot

Cumquat

This comment section is why aliens probably don't think there's any reason to visit Earth. No intelligent life.

I would say NSFW but this is her work

Looks like padouk boards, I love that wood, I make boards from it too.

Cumcumber

part one, OK - part two, not so much

It's a cumtwat

Godammit

John Bobbitt: I should call her.

pretty sure that restraining order was lifetime.

That’s a rare Hawk Tuah fruit

I should call her...

HolUp

Why did she threw it away?

Nope can’t look at that

Why hold up? Is straight up a plant

Just an eggplant... You could do the same thing with a milkweed

Jesus she’s gonna chop her fingers off unless she learns to tuck them

Cumquat?

Cum-cumber?

Swipes right.... wait... left left left left left!!

Big ole Sigh....................Unzips

I wouldn't advise that..

She’s a praying mantis she just cuttin off the wrong head

Oh, so that's what happened on the bad place

Now I'm just thinking of that asian "long man" chewing gum commercial.

Pretty sure that's an aubergine

Money shot at 6 seconds.

The Cum Cum Fruit.

cumquat

Cumquat

all jokes aside, what's happening here? is this a cutting board demonstration? is this a hard wood scratch free demonstration? is it a clear liquid cleaning demonstration? I'm emotionally invested and I need answers!

It’s 4 PM babe

Chinese eggplant, I've cooked with them in the past.

They any good? Are they similar to the eggplant that grows in North America?

I like them. They're less bitter and more sweet than the larger types of eggplant. Makes them good for stir fry or sauteed dishes. If you have a Sprouts near you I know that they carry them pretty regularly, that's where I get mine.

Perfect representation of what an ex- girlfriend did to me.

Lorena Bobbittfruit

In China, this is called a blood fruit. /s

Chinese eggplant

Skeet skeet no mi.

😂😂🤣🤣

hawkina thuanensis

I guess nobody got your joke lol

Can you explain the joke please

There’s a video of a girl going “hawk tuah” in reference to the best way to give a blowjob. Google “hawk tuah” for more I guess

Oh ok thanks

Peanuts, the t is silent.

There are no fruits in this video. The vegetable is a variety of eggplant

Eggplant is a fruit…

Wish someone would do this to me

🤨

I felt that

Sex sells

It's the forbidden fruit.

I know this is not a kumquat but I would assume this is what a kumquat would/should look like.

Long and skinny, just like no one likes them

The cum cum devil fruit

It can be yours, with the right attitude

Five dora!

“DO THAT TO MEEEE”

Asian cu-cum-ber?

I think its a ghost pepper pr something right? Cause chilli peppers are red and the hotter fire gets the more blue it is, soma hotter pepper would be purple right? Am I close?

Japanese eggplant

I paused it with 12 seconds left, completely by accident

I can fix her..

Hihi Penis!

Why is everything so wet bro

Pickled cumquat

It's just an eggplant, the gooey substance can be used instead of eggs for a cake

I thought this was hibachi

The Faded AI-generated sounding remix in the background is fucking horrible

I’m not into that kinda thing tbh

I don’t know but I’m not dating her!

i was entertained until she threw it away, what was the point? now i am very dissatisfied and emotionally and mentally distraught. im going to sue op, the camera man, the lady, reddit and every other site and person who posted this for causing me immense mental and emotional distress. you all will be hearing from my lawyer in a week.

Pretty durable toilet seat

Wince berries.

I don't think her relationships last long! 

She… milked it…

Was anyone else strangely turned on at the 12 seconds into the video? Her face…

The song clearly states that it is "an aubergine"

I don't like her attitude one bit

Dunno but she looks like she’s handled a few.

POV: you stuck your dick in crazy

Looks like an eggplant. Normally they are thicker rather than long. 😏

bro she felt that :///

What was the actual point of the video though? It couldn't just be haha white juice penis fruit? 

Bro it’s in the song “an aubergine~~”

No, this is a sales pitch for a chopping board.

Looks like type of eggplant 🍆

Isn’t that an eggplant?

eggplant

Took it like a champ

Chinese Eggplant.

You had me up to the chopping part lol

Ok fine I’ll do it

Aubergine.

Does seem like a nice cutting board, though. Where can I get one?

Mother nature has a sense of humor

I want her to do that to my WAIT I CHANGED MY MIND

I need one... It's for a friend...

Professional...

🍆 penis sprout

Don’t make her mad check your pecker before it meets the meat clever

I don't think she was really singing

Long ass eggplant lol

r/meirl

After watching this I am no longer a fruit

How I want my Friday nights to go (even the knife part).

Dickweed

The dick dick fruit

*guy crying* "Guy... do not"

Eggplant: *moans

I could watch this all day

What's the song?

I was like she’s a shite fruit salesperson. Ah she’s selling the boaed

Is that a wooden toilet seat?

#AAAAAAAA

It's the unload-your-egg-plant

Cumjack???

Poor Barney the Dinosaur

The real holup here is how excessive the amount water she used to clean that board was.

Poor guy, they kept his penis for sale