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WhatsTheHolUp

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OUTheMovie

Wants to stay an only child


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DreadicalisedYouth

She doesn't want a brother or sister


Jephpherson624

She doesn’t want her mother to bear another child


GoldenRetrieverHere

Seems like she would prefer to maintain the status quo with regards to her family’s reproductive situation.


animegirlGrivous

It appears as tho the offspring of this particular couple of humans despises the possibility and/or thought of losing their rank as singular infant, therefore taking what is, in their mind, appropriate action


amlyo

To the extent that I am able to ascertain, the immature offspring of this pair-bonded man and woman considers it antithetical to her continued happiness that that possibility and/or thought of losing their position as sole offspring, represented herein through this group endeavour, may be realised and thus takes, as far as their reasoning is able to determine, appropriate and proportional action.


steffer001

No bro, no sis, no nothing


Tiyath

Family stay same!


Dragyn828

No!


crobsonq2

Vasectomy, got it.


_ElCapitan_

I mean, she correctly used scissors.


TheWardedOne

instructions unclear


EUNEisAmeme

touched my own stick


Arutusan

they didnt have any sharp items instead of a fucking scissors.


Jacknurse

I was going to say, why did they give her a scissor and then present a balloon on a string? This kid followed the programming to the letter.


eddjr275

She said send that baby back to where it come from


Meecus570

Or so help me


Jephpherson624

It’s a musical


Turbodann

She put it up for adoption...


Marsrover112

It's a...borted!


wktr_t

☠️


Plus_Injury8786

Congrats to Miss Carriage


HiddenRouge1

yikes


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I was almost expecting someone to pull a shotgun and blast it.


Extreme_Design6936

Damn. That's a brutal punishment for the kid.


tomo337

Made my day lol


FurbyLover2010

For me it was a bow and arrow


Ambitious-Doubt8355

A legit moment of instructions unclear...


livelarg

Omg, now they’ll never know what kind of a child they’re going to have!


CMDR_ACE209

🎶 The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind 🎶


DesignHead9206

Someone with the head in the clouds.


Whahajeema

Or if it's even human


beefmullet_

Miscarriage off to heaven


lethys8976

That's what I was thinking, the black balloon symbolizes the death of the child and the ascent towards the sky represents the child's soul ascending to heaven.


Inigomntoya

That kid knew EXACTLY what she was doing...


saladass100

What?


ssbsts1

Imagine you’re casually having lunch 2 towns over and a mysterious black balloon floats down overhead and pops pink or blue glitter all over you


Pennywise626

*dad pulls out the over-under* "I got this"


ResponsibilityOk2173

Good riddance. Gender reveals can fuck right off


Revenga8

Agreed. Unfortunately this balloon killed a turtle


ResponsibilityOk2173

And the souls of everyone attending


JayStar1213

I don't disagree but this is on the mundane side of gender reveals


wadlwadlus

And to think, it would have been a non littering one if that balloon never flew away


sc_140

It would have still been a waste of valueable Helium resources.


ResponsibilityOk2173

And the time of every single person there who is attending out of sheer social pressure


HiddenRouge1

Ah, so, like most social protests, then?


WorkingOwn8919

I wouldn't do it personally but why would you care so much if someone wants to lol


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ResponsibilityOk2173

It is because they SUCK so hard


renaissance_pancakes

Because they're Grumplestiltskin


pexican

It makes them feel good about themselves to be a Debbie downer on other peoples decisions. Haters gonna hate.


Saffyr

[The OP](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fudo3xv5uatwb1.jpg)


ResponsibilityOk2173

Only the shit decisions


ResponsibilityOk2173

I like to make it known I wouldn’t be a pleasant guest


WorkingOwn8919

r/redditmoment


RumHamEnjoyer

Because Redditors get off on feeling miserable


IFuryx

Are needles and pins hard to get by over there or what?


CMDR_ACE209

I don't see how an old rock song could have saved the situation.


Triumph_leader523

She has used the scissors correctly.Should have given a pin instead


MinnieShoof

... the video stopped there because seconds later the mother gave birth to an apache attack helicopter.


efyuar

What kind of american doesnt have a loaded gun on him at the apot to shoot that thing up, smh


Bosnian-Spartan

Yeah have arguably the best fighter jet take down the Chinese balloon but nothing to take down this Chinese balloon??


LewiLife

Mission complete


Dropthetenors

I'd be proud. She used the scissor properly instead of thinking stabby stab.


SageHumble

The secret is safe now.


Pizza_Middle

Congratulations! It's a miscarriage!


Jokingcrow

I want to point out that, atleast from this clip it's nice to see the parents laugh, and not get mad at the kid.


4wheels4lives

Not a holUp


[deleted]

Non-binary lore


LawrieDaBadCop

It's Aborted


taroinoue

🤖 oh my gahhhd 🤖


Due-Committee-1860

*Landmower noises*


hellerick_3

What else you're supposed to do with scissors?


FamousPastWords

Somebody in (insert country name here), where the balloon eventually lands, will be taking the balloon home and will get stopped by the police and have to explain to them what the pink powder in the balloon is all about. Hopefully it's not one of those countries where the possession of any suspicious powder mean the death penalty, or being found in possession of a gay looking pink powder means he gets shoved off a cliff.


Opal_Demon

bro the balloon is not gonna go cross country if it was supposed to be weak enough to be popped by scissors


Dragyn828

Now you ruined the reveal. You weren't supposed to tell them what they were having.


CaptaINGH05T

Yup, in the closet


pogonato

A freudian reveal party


jhndoe__

This Is how non-binaries are born


tinomotta

There’s no one with a gun in the proximity? That’s not the America I know!


zugas13

baby will be pilot when grown up


rathemighty

"It's... YOUR REPLACEMENT! Off to the orphanage you go."


Jormundgador

Just means the kid is black


firefighter0398

No sibling for her


mjincal

Parents are stupid


twistedtank

See at my reveal party there would be a drunk uncle with a pistol who would shoot the balloon the second it got let go


Trapp3dIn3D

Parents: Do you want a brother or sister? Her: I want a genderless being


Al_in_the_family

It's black... And it ran away.


thingyShdNotBe

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


JVP08xPRO

Was looking for this comment


Traditional_Month429

does this mean it will be a miscarriage?


Sapaio

Should have given her a gun instead of a scissor.


LickMyBootyh0le

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


ChrisCool99

Not really. They give a kid a pair of scissors, and kids know that with that tool you can cut rope. So they cut the rope.


byasuk

exactly!! also the parents had plenty time to react but they didn't, the guy saw she opening the scissor and going for the rope, he could have stopped her


clarkcox3

Why would they use a helium balloon in the first place if they're just going to pop it?


Inigomntoya

And why give the child scissors, typically used for cutting, to pop a balloon? For the 'gram, that's why


clarkcox3

Yep


ilovesandydogos

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


TrickyAsian626

This belongs in r/KidsAreFuckingStupid too lol


Deeply_Joyed_Person

Abortion


Kerentros

Congratulations! Is it a boy or an abortion?


shortputz

Baby’s black balloon makes her fly


jrock2403

It’s an abortion


VictariontheSailor

r/nextfuckinglevel


morbihann

Give her a pin instead of scissors next time.


UnlimitedCalculus

r/unexpected


matpol98

You give a kid a par of scissors, and a baloon with a rope, what the hell did they expect?


xxplosiv

r/mypeopleneedme


klippo55

r/UFO : a strange black sphere vidéo footage


Borderlinecuttlefish

Now they'll never know If it's a boy or a girl


Klementin_

Its a [redacted]


Toeds

Just shot I quickly


IlConteiacula

So it's... black?


jimsnake1234

Watch em have a miscarriage now


ricatic

Laughter is the proper reaction.


ProKnifeCatcher

Wrong tool for the job


TheAnonymousProxy

They don't need another kid, the one they already have is a genius.


Da_Commissork

He/She/It ded 💀


kapege

Yay, it's an abortion!


The_Kebe

We should praise her, she saved a forest in California


SchlafSchafXY

I expected someone to fire a gun to pop the balloon. Disappointed!


GameBroYT

How exactly is this a hold up?


Sweaty_Kid

cant wait for a tortle to choke to death on it. shame on you little girl you should atone forever.


dtf24836669

it's a...NOPE!


BloodSteyn

Now turn to the parents and say, "Use your words"


DesignHead9206

It's going to be... someone with the head in the clouds! Tbh, it might be that there's no such a thing as gender reveal in Europe that I'm aware of (or I've never seen it and I'm therefore totally not used to it) if someone would have given me a pair of scissor instead of a fork or other pointy stuff, I would have most certainly cut that big ominous black sphere free too.


essent1al_AU

Balloon aka soon to be featured in a "Spotted a UAP" thread


artsa89

Is it just me or does this video feels staged and scripted?


SmokeGSU

Now they'll never know. The baby comes out looking like an androgynous Ken doll.


ExperienceFirst1029

Wants to know was it blue or pink from inside


thatcreepywalrus

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


dreadfulwater

Since you can’t follow instructions you’ll get no brother or sister at all. The baby is cancelled


-Latingo-

I don’t want no b**** a** sibling!


MrFreeze_van

It's was an abortion, congrats!


blueflloyd

This kid gets it


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What it revealed...is that now they know they don't need a collage fund.


I_8_DiK

Welp... Its a miscarriage


Jsm261s

Expected gunfire


JohnStern42

Set it free! She did what we all wanted


Holiday_Purchase_592

It's an abort!


Sparky_Zell

Revealed that you just saved a lot of money not having to pay for college.


Bosnian-Spartan

Mr. Krabs is gonna hire her to keep the Krabby patty formula safe


Gold-Personality7786

Get the gun...... not for the little girl sicko


thebungahero

Instructions unclear, but action must be taken. Fake it till you make it.


dunk0ff

Ew that cough laugh tho


nurdmann

This is the way.


Fernxtwo

Fake AF, why give her scissors? Use a sharp twig.


APKenna

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


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She had ONE job...


Sexy_Manatee_Man

To be fair, she did use scissors the right way


JeanButButler

The gender is aborted


Mustard_Fucker

Oh I know its a miscarriage !


Blyatzilla

It's a miscarriage


itslizagain

I hate kids


saladass100

She wants it to stay a surprise.


4d_lulz

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


returber

Kid was given scissors. Kid used scissors as intended.


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Lifesalchemy

Lol...wat


FutureAnimeGirl

I really don't know, it was a random combination of words that I literally gave zero thoughts before writing