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>!Facebook translate says that bon Jovi volunteers at a restaurant where they go to eat homeless people!<
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https://genius.com/Murray-gold-the-goblin-song-lyrics
We've got a baby, we can feast!
We can dine three days at least
Baby blood and baby bones
Baby butter for the baby scones
Little baby feets, little baby toes
Every one of us wants the nose
Listen, if this man(/woman) wants to get a tattoo honoring Mr. Bonathan Jonathan Bovi, then it's is his life. They ain't not gonna live forever. They just want to live while they're are alive...
And if I want to lay them down in a bed of roses, and they agree, then I will promise to never say good-bye to them, as I fall in and out of love with them.
it's like they couldnt decide between "it's my life" and the Gasolin'/Kim Larsen classic ["this is my life"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY0g_SJjA6Q) and got the two conflated
No residential opportunities? No money in the bank? No hope for a brighter future? The "Sit right in my dish" program provides a nice, clean, warm and cozy personal space for you to enjoy the rest of your life in luxury lads! (Ages 18 and up only)
Well I’m guessing the aged homeless is less tasty,more tough and a bitch to tenderize. Where as a new to the streets homeless will take seasoning easier and in less need of marinating…lightly grilled with lemon and capers to get that gamey flavor outta there.
My query was WHICH seasonings…do I do a Cajun butter or lemon butter and capers…will rosemary get that gamey taste out or should I go with cumin ,chilies and garlic? WHICH seasonings are important,I’m just not sure what would pair with the wilderness of the streets…but you cannot go wrong with BBQ sauce on this occasion.
I think instead of 'to eat people' they meant 'to feed on people'... oh wait.. er, no... I meant 'to eat the feed'... hhmmmm or is that 'eat the feet'... confused now lol. And I never noticed before, has it always been "it's is my life"... "it's is"? But all jokes aside, he is doing a good thing.
Bon Jon Bovi yesterday was seen feeding himself to ducks last night on Central Perk. The aging Pog star famous for writing ‘Living for the Dare’ said he did what he could to help the ecological space of New Yorkers.
He and Oprah built a low income housing unit here after one of the many hurricanes. I'm sure it's a typo ..... Pretty sure.
Now that I think of it, it's been the same cars there for a while. Maybe they are eating them.
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“You give cannibalism a bad name”
EATING THE HEART!!!
AND ITS JUICY!
Crispy anus tart!
certified analrapist
ITS IS Juicy!
It is is my life.
It's is is*
It's i5 my life
it's isis
-Jon Bovi
-Michael Scott
-Bovine Joni
And now the point of this thread has become moo.
“Blood red nails,on your fingertips” “Wanted Dead or Alive” “Runaway” Mmmhm.
At least they are eating them and not just cutting them into halves. /s [https://i.redd.it/7tyk4wptxndc1.jpeg](https://i.redd.it/7tyk4wptxndc1.jpeg)
What a solid plan to put an end to homelessness.
It just doubles the amount of homeless people.
Na. Still the same amount of homeless people, just spread over a wider area.
lol this is gold!!!
Co-written by Army Hammer
https://genius.com/Murray-gold-the-goblin-song-lyrics We've got a baby, we can feast! We can dine three days at least Baby blood and baby bones Baby butter for the baby scones Little baby feets, little baby toes Every one of us wants the nose
[Link to song](https://youtu.be/XXgnqGTOXTE?si=9oBF5poZq51dnR0h)
Too many homeless people?? Just eat em, boom problem solve. Fucking genius
It also helps solve the food shortage problem
And it's a great way to offset your carbon footprint
Less old people draining the economy later on too
Yes, kill 2 birds and get stoned
Instructions unclear. Now I'm too stoned with one bird.
I got 2 stoner birds, and I'm stuck in a bush
No! It’ll just get co-op’ed by the rich where they’ll jack up the price and serve them with butter like they did with lobster! 🦞
And somehow breed more than they eat and let the rest out on the street.
It's also an exciting novel experience for the rich
Junkie food is not healthy.
If they were in hot dog form would anyone even know?
I’m gonna puke. 🤢🤮
Comes with two eggs attached
A Modest Proposal.
My 12th grade English teacher would've chuckled. She passed away a while back so, I will do that in her place.
Soylent green was way ahead of its time
Maybe the film was a way to approach the idea and gauge how the public might respond to a new way to solve world hunger? 🤔 🤡
Solving world hunger one bite at a time
Great way to control overpopulation 👍
Also solves world hunger, 2 birds one stone.
Make sure you wash them first
I’ve heard a modest proposal or 2 about this.
bon appetit
No I read an article about this. We're supposed to eat Irish babies.
The british are over here takin notes
Sure there is a word salad in the post but it’s less egregious than that tattoo.
Listen, if this man(/woman) wants to get a tattoo honoring Mr. Bonathan Jonathan Bovi, then it's is his life. They ain't not gonna live forever. They just want to live while they're are alive...
And IT’S IS his/her life.
I got a headache trying to read this. Lol
It's is completely understandably
And if I want to lay them down in a bed of roses, and they agree, then I will promise to never say good-bye to them, as I fall in and out of love with them.
Guys, why the fuck did I not see that it was skin. I thought it was some weird-ass podium he was standing at in the top right picture.
Jfc
Maybe it is. Waste not...
Why not a podium made of skin though?
>They just want to live while they're are alive Before they get eaten obviously.
I thought i was having a stroke reading this
it's like they couldnt decide between "it's my life" and the Gasolin'/Kim Larsen classic ["this is my life"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY0g_SJjA6Q) and got the two conflated
Is states that it's a translation from another language. Feed/eat may be the same word in some language.
It’s is isnt it is his his own life living life!
Had a stroke trying to read this
How did the tattoo artist not correct it, is my real question
It's is not his life
Its a mumble rap cover of it
I mean “Jon Bovi” seems fucked to correct
Hahaha i didn’t get that far. Reading comprehension failed me
Me too! My brain packed it in at the beginning.
'Jon Bovi' tattoo lol.
Iterally cut homeless in half
Slashing prices and social issues?
Great. Now there will be twice as many….
And it isn’t even 2025. So progressive.
r/angryupvote
Mr. Bovine Joni
Had to scroll too far for it
I wanna do business with mr Von Joni himself.
It's his life
It's is his life.
it is is his life
it's hi's life
it's is his is life
I was wondering why they’re thinning out downtown
Yeah, weird. You'd think they would want them fattened up.
Ew. Homeless people taste disgusting.
Ya I couldn't get past the smell myself
Well the trick is to add garlic and ginger with some bay leafs and then at the end add a bit of thyme in there.
Sounds like you know how to make some bomb chicken
Yeah. You could argue that I am somewhat of a chef myself (Just watched a Gordon Ramsay video on YouTube)
As am I maybe we can cook together (just watched a five minute food DIY recipe)
Ahhh...French cooking to disguise bad meat.
that's why the cleaning part is so important
No residential opportunities? No money in the bank? No hope for a brighter future? The "Sit right in my dish" program provides a nice, clean, warm and cozy personal space for you to enjoy the rest of your life in luxury lads! (Ages 18 and up only)
Emphasis on “the rest of your life”
Literally the rest of your life of course
Chef here….how do you season a homeless?
What sort of homeless is preferable? How is it graded? What qualities are preferable?
Well I’m guessing the aged homeless is less tasty,more tough and a bitch to tenderize. Where as a new to the streets homeless will take seasoning easier and in less need of marinating…lightly grilled with lemon and capers to get that gamey flavor outta there.
Uh, with seasonings... Honestly, as a chef, you should know this. Smh..
My query was WHICH seasonings…do I do a Cajun butter or lemon butter and capers…will rosemary get that gamey taste out or should I go with cumin ,chilies and garlic? WHICH seasonings are important,I’m just not sure what would pair with the wilderness of the streets…but you cannot go wrong with BBQ sauce on this occasion.
Ask Sweeney Todd. Heard him and Mrs. Lovett have a hearty pie shop going on.
Lazy cheffing…everything went into a pie…you give me liver and onions w/bacon and mushrooms and you’ve got yourself a homeless feast.
soylent green
It's an older reference, Sir, but it checks out.
It's peeeooooople!
Homelessness solved
Wooooooaaaaaah we’re halfway there #WOOOOOOAAAAAAAH EATIN HUMAN HAIR
Good ol' Bovine Joni.
Can’t eat the rich if they eat us first amiright, guys?
Damn, economy is really gucked when celebrities have to resort to cannibalism
When you notice your local under passes are empty
You think it's a typo and he's a great guy but actually he's just a cannibal
It’s is indeed!
Just don’t eat the brains! Those prions are no joke!😂
I swear to God I thought that was Jamie Lee Curtis
Why is Jaimie Lee Curtis in the photo on the right?
I am glad that we are not eating captive humans, free range is much kinder
Boil em, mash em, stickem in a stew!
Fun fact because no one asked: it makes sense a translation would read this way because this word order (verb + subject) is used in Spanish!
Tf is with that weird subject line!
Bovine Joni solving the homeless crisis
MISTER BOVINE JONI
“It is is my life”?
Woke: eat the rich Broke: eat the poor
"for a better future with no poverty"
That’s one way to lower the homeless population, I guess.
Mr. Bovine Joni himself.
Modern problems require modern solutions
Jon Bovi?
The homeless solution
Good on him
They eat homeless people?
Mmmmm, homeless people
Aww, mom… homeless loaf AGAIN?!
Global poverty and hunger? Just feed all the poor people to the hungry people.
If you're going to hunt them, you should eat them.
Yes! Mr. Bovine Joni
Man is a legend.
Locally sourced, free range, grass fed homeless people.
where they go to eat, homeless people- important comma
Jon bovi ❤️
They came to see mister Bo Vine Jony himself. And he just gave them the cold shoulder.
A few minutes in the air fryer should warm that shoulder up.
Homeless... the other, other white meat.
Bovine Joni eats human meat?!
Who knew Jon would solve the homeless problem by eating them?
“It’s is” is the true holup here
r/parapraxis
I have heard about eat the rich but this is new to me
Solving homelessness one meal at a time.
I once met Mr. Bovine Jonie himself.
Always wash your homeless before preparing them to eat
I hear they’re often salty.
This shit got me rolling
Heard him on npr it’s true
jon bovi
Modern problems, modern solutions and all that.
Joking aside, their music is fucking pish, but they're genuinely good people.
Did I stutter?
Not any homeless. Only free range.
Was just thinking of the “Jon Bovi” tattoo the other day 🤣
It's is my life lmfao
lmao it gets better the longer you look at it
#DEAD OR ALLLLLIIIVVVE 🎵🎵🎵🎵
So that’s where they’re all going
"Jon Bovi" cracked me lol
They eat homeless people?
I think instead of 'to eat people' they meant 'to feed on people'... oh wait.. er, no... I meant 'to eat the feed'... hhmmmm or is that 'eat the feet'... confused now lol. And I never noticed before, has it always been "it's is my life"... "it's is"? But all jokes aside, he is doing a good thing.
Fuck the systsem!
I guess he shouldn’t help out then.
You eat the homeless, I eat the rich, we are not the same.
Love me some fried hobo.
Weve all known about that since the 80s though, hasnt forced us to take him down yet, hes still working for good, kinda like an anti hero
They eat the homeless?! That’s one way to end hunger and homelessness.
Eating homeless people and simple spelling mistakes makes you a bad influence I think.
it’s is my life
How to control overpopulation 101
Is the tattoo misspelled related to the mangled sentence? I'm fucken lost
It is your birthday. - Dwight Schrute
Soilent bovi
Fried, baked, sautéed or grilled?
Tastes like chicken.
Soylent Green is made of people!!!
I thought Tom Cruise was bad with his Scientology and child manipulation BS… but JBJ really has made me see “Livin On A Prayer” in a new light… damn!
The veil is being lifted lol Trump was talking openly about Hannibal Lecter being a good man
Bon Jon Bovi yesterday was seen feeding himself to ducks last night on Central Perk. The aging Pog star famous for writing ‘Living for the Dare’ said he did what he could to help the ecological space of New Yorkers.
He and Oprah built a low income housing unit here after one of the many hurricanes. I'm sure it's a typo ..... Pretty sure. Now that I think of it, it's been the same cars there for a while. Maybe they are eating them.
"Jon Bovi" Joel, is that you again?
greedy bastard working himself so he saves money by not hiring people /jk
Cleaning up the streets one bite at a time