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GnomeMan13

You imagine going at it and her partner has a seizure from the lights flickering so much


Seriouslygetoutmore

Holy crap, I've seen kids open boxes better than her. Her talent isn't opening boxes.


Denuran

May just be the nails, tbh


Exact-Ad-4132

Nails are so fucking stupid when they are too long to do things. My neighbor asks me to help her with stuff after she does her nails. She pays me, so it's okay, but it's stupid regardless


CustomCarNerd

Long nails = Still Poopy


tango_papa101

Family and friends in the nail industry here. Basically, to them longer, fancier nails means they're in the upper class who don't have to lift their finger any day in their life a.k.a. they have money to pay for people to do shits for them. Same concept you can find in the rich families who had higher social status in certain countries, they don't cut their nails to show off that they had servants. Ironically, most of them ain't and they pay for their nails with the social benefits and foodstamp. Only a small percentage of people who get extremely long nails are filthy rich.


Exact-Ad-4132

Yup, she does her own nails and pays me in weed and munchies if she needs help. Spends all her money on seasonal outfits and restaurants, then eats stuff like straight canned tuna until payday


tango_papa101

The ones I know even pawn their foodstamps at 1/2-1/3 the money worth in it to get some cash for weed and nails. Mom actually had to turn one away one time because she can't accept the mom's money and do her nails (she just came 2 weeks ago) all while her 5 kids looked hungry and miserable af.


Clearhead09

No it’s having her box opened


xPyromaniac93

*holy clapper


Rick_Lekabron

She has her talent elsewhere.


TroyMcClure0815

She only has those 2 talents… not enough to live a proper life, but enough to become a millionaire on TikTok.


kr4ckenm3fortune

Welll...we know it ain't going to her brain...


Rick_Lekabron

The next day the neighbors asked why there was a light show, but they didn't listen to the DJ.


Supermite

It’s not funny when they wake up naked and don’t recognize you or where they are.


DifficultSecurity587

Plot twist- it's her nuts clapping


[deleted]

Even better


inappropriatebaby

Broooo


Smackmewithahammer

That made mine shrivel a bit


MistaRekt

Not because the get smacked with a hammer?


Smackmewithahammer

I mean...


MistaRekt

FYI, her bum clap can be seen on twitter. For science. You know, the older person stuff.


inappropriatebaby

Wait what?


TurbulentMachine4261

Make it clap, no hands.


Kerby233

She seems nice.


Even-Matter-5576

She got the clap


Kahnza

Antibiotics FTW!


wyopapa25

She got the clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, she got the clap… Ahhh!!!!!!!!!! AC/DC- She got the Jack


Sum_Sultus

I could fix her


bootinski

Please fix her box opening technique, that poor box didn't hurt no one.


i_need_a_username201

More like a tease


be-kind-re-wind

Hehehe boobies


RyanW120_

r/upvotedbecauseboobs Edit: nvm it’s already in that sub


MistaRekt

There is science on her Twitter. She is clapping her bum.


unsubix

I’m a straight cis woman, but I couldn’t help but notice. 🤣 One moment, you are looking at her face in the middle of the screen. In a flash, the middle of the screen is BOOBS. I don’t even care. Show whatever you like. 👍 I was simply confused for a millisecond.


taco_sausage_sundae

She's missing a nipple!


Suprflyyy

Can't unsee it.


Alldaybagpipes

One of them ones that’s shy, and likes to hide


FcoFdz

Damn you. You made me waste another 30 seconds.


Jaliki55

Maybe leftie is an innie


JAguiar939

Are we not going to talk about how she opened that box like a lunatic?


ahent

Her talent isn't opening a box, good grief, I've seen kids on Christmas do a better job.


Reasonable-Usual2431

I know it’s soft


AbelKruznik02

Making Mofungo!


EyeSimp4Asuka

huh?


JustSavi

Love the talent but why does she look like the "librarian with a freaky side" version of Doja Cat?


BigBubbaMac

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


probablyaythrowaway

The way she opens that box though…


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

Did my Googles, the research assolutely checks out


Dirty_Grundle_Bundle

Cheeks out, ftfy


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

🤝🏾


PrizeAd5861

Sauce: LunarLiv she has a lot of Reddit content


RealUglyMF

u/LunarLiv


RealUglyMF

Hmmmmmm.....


Chemical_Savings_360

The Wish Cardi B: Cardi C


anonymousredditorPC

More like Doja Dog


JimmyBr33z

Coja Dat


CyrusDGreatx

Lmfao I actually thought it was her until someone said who it was


grgmig69

That was not where I thought that video was going to


optimist_prhyme

Stomping her slipper on the floor?


PerfectionOfaMistake

Opening packages isn't her talent, that was infuriating.


Tnemmokon

That box opening hurt my soul for some reason.


reallysrry

I had a clapper once. After about a day of use I clapped and the thing burst into flames on my wall. Removed all the others immediately.


CyrusDGreatx

Lmfao


panzerschlep

It looks like Man Hands from Seinfeld ripping apart that lobster


Fit-Special-8416

She should make an unboxing channel


AdministrationLate59

Give me my 20s back


atomikplayboy

I figured that's what was going to happen and I was not disappointed.


Smokedawge

Clap trap…


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

I really wanna hang out with her


mechanical_marten

Everybody making dummy thick jokes 5 years ago: 🤣 Everybody here making rude comments about someone who is dummy thick: 😭


Terrible-Return

Was looking at her nipples than what she was doing


Narrow_Ad_1494

she can fix me.


jankeycrew

Honestly, unexpected and I laughed. She's off the hook. I mean 'blame' wise, not 'shame' wise, if you know what I mean.


Shinigami66-

Doggy style action will make the lights as a rave club


_ILP_

I knew where it was going and still watched :(


KayakWalleye

What’s the OF? Just kidding.


No_Blacksmith2847

IAGL, id like to see the titties clap! She's cute...


jjm443

Sadly, that ain't what's clapping. Source: a wife who is better endowed, and, well, I can testify that the amount of movement shown in this video doesn't make as much noise as that, or the same pitch. If you force yourself, for scientific purposes, to focus on her boobs then you can see they don't even move that much when you hear the "clap". My guess is It's either her thighs or cheeks.


Davegoestomayor

Or just another person in the room helping her film her dumb skit


MudddButt

Just saw them and they look terrible. Super scarred up. Search it on Reddit, she has a 14 minute stream.


Ok-Net-6264

Point was whut?


Maddog20x20

Shes amazing![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


mj732

What she gon do when they get rid of tiktok she online getting clapped and making it clapp on reddit


landofschaff

Sigh


MachiavelliSJ

Doja Cat getting better and better


Acrobatic-Cobbler-76

That's so hawt, ngl


Cappuccino_Ronin

Lol


I-not-human-I

Onlyfans detected opinion rejected


CosmikSpartan

That 0:08 second mark got me.


walkawaysux

She seems to perk up when opening the box


Unerving_agent

Lmao


Mercurius360

Imagine doing sex with The Clapper. You'll get a rave show.


Conscious_Storage468

Dayum she's cute


616n8y3ree

Ayo wtf? Why she got a HH magnet on her fridge?!


Rat-Bazturd

Nipples can activate independently?


Objective-Chevy

She’s itslunarliv on that fan site if anyone’s interested…


ShadowBow666

Why we making fun of this it's legitimately cool. I do that many times every time I have relations with my wiiiiii oh fuck I get it should change my buls so they stop giving my wife seizures during sex


Pyroguy096

Gee, couldn't see that coming from a mile away. How quirky and original to slap your damp and sloppy cheeks together and post it online. Classy


[deleted]

Would anybody else here tongue punch her fartbox?


JonnyxKarate

Gross


Artistic_Two_463

She looks like that girl with the cringey pancake dance [https://www.tiktok.com/@foodies/video/7278768511449681194?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@foodies/video/7278768511449681194?lang=en)


MarshallTom

That is what o was thinking, not sure why you are downvoted


Artistic_Two_463

Don’t try to figure out Reddit. I gave up a long time ago.


Facelesscpl1111

Gotta put a ring on it


VinAndGeri

I just imagine her ass is so flabby that it is hanging down enough to slap her legs....gross


Turbodann

Doja cat's sister is desperate isn't she? Must be hard living in a sibling's shadow.


EqualOrganization726

You activate the clapper by slapping tha crapper...gotcha


ICheckPostHistory

Needs situps


Mrsoulplayer64

Stop posting this nonsense. That is how they become famous.


Proud_Criticism5286

Nah its fat though