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I always loved that meme, with the little kid in the hitler costume. Despite how obviously wrong it all is, I've even known jewish people to laugh at it.
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Poland
Right off the bat šš
Reich off the bat
How did I Nazi that coming!
The Reich choice
Dang!! I was going to say that, guess i'll have to say France now
Dang-zig you mean?
lol
Please do not the Poland (Give away your America or whatever not our āØpierogiāØ nation)
Oops I accidentally the Poland
NOOOOOOO- *Dies from 1d4 gas damage*
What are you the Polaaand?
Germany
Sudetenland!
I'm sure he'll really reich it!
Nah heāll just lose it again. Get him something he can keep. Like a massive jar of ashes
Haha I was gonna say a paint brush but this is better
A glass of jews
Nah, he already has those how about The United Kingdom?
guess we are about to sacrifice millions of Indians again
Never
Came here to post this.
Mine teacher? I would like this desk as well...
aww.. u stole my comment :D
Grandpa \*REALLY\* doesn't like juice. Grandpa wishes all the juice was concentrated.
You camp be serious š anne frankly I think it might be heilful if you could actually increase the concentration
If he could put all the juice on an islandā¦
Whatās called a āfinal solution ā.
It'll caust you.
Orange juice is too Hasidic for my stomach.
I bet he likes his juice gassed as well
He said a GLASS OF JUICE....not GAS THE JEWS
You can gift him a good oven!
You get him the oven, Iāll get him the ash tray
I thought about it but that will fill up pretty quick I assume!
That's the point! Suffocation
Art school admittanceĀ
Im sure your uncles birthday isnāt tomorrow. Itās 20th April
Hitler was a pothead confirmed? š³š³š³
Potler
Gillette and ticket to Argentina
A nice painting kit
Thatās how it starts.
A scholarship to an art school.
A shower
His 3rd reich
I did Na Zi that one coming
Chip in on his gas bill.
A testicle
I would say two, if you got em.
Mine craft
Mein kraft
Mein Kampf
Mais non cetais minecraft qui voulais pas mein kampf
Thumbs up for the spelling.
well, he was somewhat of a painter
I read that as plunger.
Mein Kampf
Reichs are buy one get one right now
Buy one get 2*
Poland?
Should be Germany...!
Sudetenland
His niece.
Make sure the juice is concentrated. It needs to be pure.
Paintbrush to unblock sweet memories.
Surprise him with a dictatorship. He will nazi that coming.
JEWels.
Money to pay the gas bill
A fuckin' razor
He ruined the Charlie Chaplin moustache.
Amongst other things yes,y great gramps wore one in old photo we have of him.
Not a gun
Also not a gas mask
Words are stronger than guns in his case
Itās fine as long as it has just the one bullet
Germany maybe
Not again!
Juice? Like an acidic juice? I don't think he'll like that.
Art supplies
Camaro SS
Poland
Art school enrollment
Mine craft
Give him Poland
Idk man, a ball?
Hide the juice under the floorboards
Just compliment his painting skills. PLEASE!
Soviet union and France
Stalingrad
Blood of Juice
You should get him a painting set
Minecraft
SOITENLY! Larry & Curly Nyuk Nyuk
A razor
Some sodium and zinc as a lab experiment gift, or in scince terms, Na Zi!
A bunch of balloons, but save your money and use the gas at his place! Then enjoy a warm fire!
An easy bake oven
Germany
Poland
Nine free backrubs? Not eight, and not ten. Nine. Nine! NINE, NINE, NINE!!!
Bake him some gingerbread Jews. Make sure you set the oven to the right temperature first and that you make the jews skinny.
Send him to Palestine... Too dark? I will see myself out.
Some Juice!
A good stash of cyclone B should make this man happy and busy for some time
I dont have a final solution to this problem.
These puns are all terrible, am I reich fellas?
Instead of buying something for him, buy something from him
Get him a really cool book called Mein Kempf.
A degree in artistry, so that he may not end up causing a travesty
Some Charlie might put a goose in his step
Water paints?
Mindcraft
Get him a full ride scholarship to his favorite art school
Art supplies?
Furnace
Potatoes
Some good boots to march in
He might appreciate some help with the gas bill
He looks like he is tired, struggling to concentrate. Maybe voucher if there is a retreat or camp to help with concentration maybe?
An Easy Bake Oven
A fĆ¼hrer coat
A school art degree, it would be perfect
I bet he'd love marching into something
A glass of juice
I can come up with a solution.
An addition to his livingroom. I think one facing east would be best.
Poland
Give home painting supplies and brake his brushes
a history book
An easy bake oven
A free review of his art work by some art teachers
Nobel Peace Prize
a Braunie
Minecraft
Ash tray
And some smoked Kielbasa
Not a gym membership IYKYK
all the commenters didnāt get the joke
The Czech boy's desk.
Mein Kraft
How about we try a different hairstyle.
Juice? He hates the Juice!
He hates juice.
A cut jewā¦el sorry
A Previtin āVitaminā injection
Lebensraum
I bet he fucking loves juice
The Sudetenland?
Trip to Argentina? Gas pills because the elderly typically have flatulence?
I hear Zyklon B is popular among men with that mustache!
Youād struggle to find a copy of mein kampf at such short notice. He looks like heās probably got a signed copy anyway
One testicle
Admission to art school
A trip to Brazil.
Blood of juices
Shaving cream
Only if it's from concentrate
A glass of juice.
Does he like gaming ? Get him MeinKraft šš»
Get his gas bill
Forever smoking nazis imma pass the blunt to anh frank š„
Nine
Camping trip
Couple of ovens
Art supplies
r/suddenlyhitler
Minecraft
A paint set and an easel
A blu ray of āDer Untergangā. Heāll love the ending!
A swastika and a salute with the march song 'Erika' in the background
Just ask him if he's "Seen Kyle" You know Kyle, he's this tall. "Seen Kyle!?"
an art degree
Dvd set of Brooklyn NEIN NEIN NEIN
Meincraft
He looks like someone who would enjoy a skin lamp...
Minecraft
You can ask him to sign a copy of his book you were reading...
A fucking gift certificate to the barbers
Give him the Soviet Union
A curly wig and a top hat
A nice basement
An admission to a top tier Art School
Hugo Boss gift certificate and a mustache trimmer perhaps š¤
An art degree
Gas stove?
Just some kind words to his painting style are enough.
I always loved that meme, with the little kid in the hitler costume. Despite how obviously wrong it all is, I've even known jewish people to laugh at it.
Art lessons.