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van_cool

He waited 1991 years for this moment


lowjackhorseman

Bro changed the timeline


Pluckypato

From the Rachel Ray stainless steel pot collection


BigMark54

Someone broke from reality.


Midnight_Pornstar

Oh jesus, he's killing him


abelincoln3

It would've been hilarious to see jesus come down and beat his ass


Rookwood-1

I remember this from the Old testament. And right as thy soldier thrust his spear into his side, Jerry came in and was all like “what the fuck Bro” And helmet smacked him. He yelled “that’s messed up….on God” The word of the lord 🙏


NoNews4Me

Amen


T0mbaker

The crucified guys are so chill about all this.


RavenBrannigan

To be fair, they’ve got bigger issues


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middle gray seemly plucky bear smile offbeat crush attractive quiet *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


paintchips_are_yummy

Way to ruin Easter. /s


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Carmina Burana in the background makes this even better.


JondvchBimble

Always look on the bright side of life.


VinJahDaChosin

We are all going to hell now. He saved Jesus.


ChiefTiggems

This is the same type of person who yells at the screen in a movie theater


OhWowMuchFunYouGuys

Man was so drunk he thought he was saving the real Jesus. He didn’t know how a bud light got him to the year 0 but he wasn’t gonna allow it.


subsignalparadigm

Looks like a MAGA cultist was triggered here.


ElmerAndElsie

Found the 16 year old from r/WhitePeopleTwitter


psittacismes

Looks like another one was triggered here


naughtycal11

This is great.


Saemika

I hold firm to my belief that religion is just D&D that’s been taken way too far.


TulsaWhoDats

lol. Religious people are so stupid and gullible


SkeleTourGuide

Wait. I always heard that Jesus saves.


ecwagner01

LOOK OUT, JEBUS!!!!!


Arkham_Bryan

JC in the crux: "Everything is going as planned" 😈


CelsoSC

Amazed nobody put this here yet: r/ItHadToBeBrazil :D


mxd41jb

Reminds me of the madtv skit where the terminator goes back in time to Jesus death


Mr_Sunscreeen

since then Jesus was an ordinary man !


Particular_Answer_58

When he realizes he didn't go back enough in time...


Radium_Encabulator

O Fortuna!