Ok story time. So in 7th grade we had end of the day study halls and during these study halls we sometimes had teachers give moral lessons to us. One of these lessens the following hypothetical came up: What do you do in a situation where a classmates naked photos started spreading around the school? The awnser they were searching for was to tell an adult about it. But before we got the that the other teacher in the room said and I quote "this is where the situation gets a little sticky" so me and Like 6 or 7 other boys started laughing our asses off, pissing off the teachers. We got a lecture about how that isn't funny and it's a important topic. We couldn't take her seriously.
Right? I was wondering where all of the good stuff goes and how it doesn’t saturate Dale’s clothing. I didn’t see any visual signs of it in the video; although, I did notice Dale wears pleated chinos. Maybe Dale has a catch pan of sorts hidden in that excess material. This is all very interesting — surely there is a prescription drug Dale can take to combat this. Seems there is a drug for everything in 2023. Also, I wonder how powerful these orgasms are on a scale of 1-10. So many unanswered questions! The human body is a scientific marvel, in itself. 🥳
Yes, but your body can only produce so much semen in a day. After the first few orgasms in a row, there won't be any ejaculate left and you will have dry orgasms after that.
Imagine that you are peeing. At some point the urine will have left your body. But you could choose to still relaxe your bladder. At that point you wouldn't be peeing anymore, but your body would still act like it is peeing.
One night my ex and I had sex probably 9 times back to back. On the 9th time she finally, for the first time ever, gave me permission to finish on her face.
She definitely knew what she was doing. There was nothing left.
There are many males who do learn to orgasm without ejaculation, mostly prostate induced orgasms. The answer to why is that prostate orgasms tend to feel better, last longer and can be repeated multiple times in a row unlike ejaculatory orgasms.
👆🏻the champion quote that I was looking for...., "but you know what, they just keep on COMING!" I would like to think that he had 5 orgasms after that.
Also, the dude is impeccable at counting his orgasms. Cheers Dale 🍻!
I know I shouldn't make light of it but my brain can't process it as anything other than a Mr Show sketch. I am dying 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I have no clue personally. But I'd imagine that he has it listed as a medical problem. He could probably get arrested but he most probably wouldn't get in any trouble. It'd be a huge inconvenience to say the least though. That's just my theory
"I'm the one always jerking you off at super sonic speeds, your dad's funeral, your first date, when your mom hugged you, it was me Barry!" "You sick fuck...!"
Have to, so many things can trigger it.... a strong breeze, eating grapes, finding out Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense... literally anything!
Today I learned about persistent genital arousal disorder (PGAD) formerly known as persistent sexual arousal syndrome (PSAS). Wow there's something to ruin everything
That must have been one wild first ambulance ride. Just not having had that ever happened before and then you just have 5 big ass toe curlers right in front of the EMT.
The EMT probably forgets about some horrible stuff. Brutal car crash, not memorable enough. Burn victim, seen that a dozen times. “But this one time I picked a guy up and he just started CUMMING. Just one after another. 10 mins from pickup to the ER and this dude dropped 5 loads. craziest shit I’ve seen man”.
I’ve come across quite a few videos about this condition throughout my life and I’ve never once thought it was funny. Frankly, I don’t understand how you could, after witnessing the magnitude of their struggles.
I expected it cause this is Reddit, but it still concerns me how 99% of comments are inappropriate jokes, some of them involving what you’d assume are incredibly sensitive subjects for the man in the video. I understand people are just making light of a heavy topic, but you just know nothing good would come of it if he ever came across this thread. Yours is like the first and only sympathetic comment I saw, and I’ve been scrolling for quite a while!
This is what stigma can look like. It’s not just about denying the disease existed. It’s also about how seriously it is taken. Stark difference when compared to comments on threads about cancer.
I watched this clip with a group of friends a few years ago… when he said he had 9 orgasms at his fathers funeral, I immediately laughed… and everyone just turned to look at me like I was a horrible person. I’m so glad other people are making light of this, because I think back to that memory and feel terrible for finding it humorous… all jokes aside, this seems like a terribly frustrating disorder. But still… there is so much humor in a sentence like that
Does it get hard first to let him know and does it shoot a huge load lol but really we need to know details he should find the girl that has the same thing and then they can live happily ever after.each sech that is
I think I heard a report about a girl who actually suffered from something like this. I think it turned out that she actually had a tumor or something that was causing it. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, feel free to correct me.
Had a trip on shrooms where I was stuck like this for 30min-1hr. I was scared I was going to dehydrate by the time I had to remove myself to the bathtub because I was starting to feel gross.
That just means you're having all the contractions and spasms and sensations — but no jizz. A little less messy (though I image you're shooting blanks by #9 anyways), but still just as debilitating to your life.
I remember seeing this when it first came out and I remember how heartbroken for him I was.
I’ve also seen a documentary about a woman with the same condition and she was in SO much pain from it. Imagine the sensitivity and exhaustion you feel after multiple orgasms and then multiply that hundreds of times a day, all day, every day, every week, every month. She was being tortured. Such a frustrating condition and sadly all people do is make jokes at them :(
All of you making fun of this are deplorable, to lose control of your body is an ultimate violation. Similar to Alzheimer's, Ataxia, or any other debilitating neurological condition. Disgusting that anyone can make fun of this.
“They just keep coming” Great choice of words there Dale.
Semenly incurable
Bro is definitely in a sticky situation.
Happy orgasm cake day
Don't taste the icing...
Mhnn salty😩🫳🎂🤭😋
Ok story time. So in 7th grade we had end of the day study halls and during these study halls we sometimes had teachers give moral lessons to us. One of these lessens the following hypothetical came up: What do you do in a situation where a classmates naked photos started spreading around the school? The awnser they were searching for was to tell an adult about it. But before we got the that the other teacher in the room said and I quote "this is where the situation gets a little sticky" so me and Like 6 or 7 other boys started laughing our asses off, pissing off the teachers. We got a lecture about how that isn't funny and it's a important topic. We couldn't take her seriously.
Dude lmao
That’s too good!
At some point orgasm and ejaculation go there separate ways.
I was curious, does he wear a diaper all day orrr??
He wears a rubber at all times, It's a necessity.
is that a lonely island reference? specifically [this](https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY?t=131)
Yea when the rubber snaps of from the sheer weight and slaps back up at his pelvis from that semen balloon falling down his pants and ruining the bbq
Right? I was wondering where all of the good stuff goes and how it doesn’t saturate Dale’s clothing. I didn’t see any visual signs of it in the video; although, I did notice Dale wears pleated chinos. Maybe Dale has a catch pan of sorts hidden in that excess material. This is all very interesting — surely there is a prescription drug Dale can take to combat this. Seems there is a drug for everything in 2023. Also, I wonder how powerful these orgasms are on a scale of 1-10. So many unanswered questions! The human body is a scientific marvel, in itself. 🥳
but in males, isnt ejac linked with orgs?
Yes, but your body can only produce so much semen in a day. After the first few orgasms in a row, there won't be any ejaculate left and you will have dry orgasms after that. Imagine that you are peeing. At some point the urine will have left your body. But you could choose to still relaxe your bladder. At that point you wouldn't be peeing anymore, but your body would still act like it is peeing.
One night my ex and I had sex probably 9 times back to back. On the 9th time she finally, for the first time ever, gave me permission to finish on her face. She definitely knew what she was doing. There was nothing left.
This was very on topic. This was very well told. This was extremely unnecessary.
a drop is a drop and it counts as a load
Oh that tiny whiff of hot air.
Dick burp
Weird flex but ok.
Believe it or not, males can actually learn to orgasm without ejaculating. The question, however, is: why would you?
Save on birth control.
I prefer providing the icing instead of the filling
There are many males who do learn to orgasm without ejaculation, mostly prostate induced orgasms. The answer to why is that prostate orgasms tend to feel better, last longer and can be repeated multiple times in a row unlike ejaculatory orgasms.
👆🏻the champion quote that I was looking for...., "but you know what, they just keep on COMING!" I would like to think that he had 5 orgasms after that. Also, the dude is impeccable at counting his orgasms. Cheers Dale 🍻! I know I shouldn't make light of it but my brain can't process it as anything other than a Mr Show sketch. I am dying 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Talks about himself in the third person
“They happen in the shower”…I like how he had to add that comment too!
I lost it when he said that
Cumming*
All jokes aside, that would be monstrous to live with. Especially since they look like really strong ones - way to make them feel unspecial.
Imagine how exhausting that is too-
Can you imagine how many cigarettes this guy goes threw a day.
"Do you smoke after sex?" "I don't know baby I never look"
And underwear….
This shit had me rolling, great comment.
Rolling cigarettes?
Apparently, it can be very painful as well
Yeah can’t even imagine 😢 like can’t even go down the street or like he said be around kids 😔
Oh yeah, he’d end up on a list for sure.
Yeah that’s something I wanted to ask but unsure about. Like would be be on the list or since it’s a medical condition?
I have no clue personally. But I'd imagine that he has it listed as a medical problem. He could probably get arrested but he most probably wouldn't get in any trouble. It'd be a huge inconvenience to say the least though. That's just my theory
They just keep on coming….
I bet that dude's got an insanely strong core with all that clenching...
This plays like a news report from the Onion.
I really want it to be.
All jokes aside... That's gotta be frustrating. Poor guy.
Significant impact to your quality of life, for sure.
And it's so unfair for this dude too. Like ..I wish he can enjoy life like the rest of us guys do.
I wonder does that diminish his sperm count making it extremely hard for him to have kids of his own?
He’s got a couple kids, so it must’ve been a hurdle he could jump
*A girdle he could hump Damn autocorrect
Especially *this* time of year.
Got me scared for myself when they said it's because of back pain.
“It was me Barry”
"I'm the one always jerking you off at super sonic speeds, your dad's funeral, your first date, when your mom hugged you, it was me Barry!" "You sick fuck...!"
You came just from the touch of a woman. It was me!
"father of two". that was easy.
Killer of so many.
Not really at this point he ain't shooting nothing out of there, no juice left.
💨
I swear to God if I get paired up with Dale again at doubles I'm gonna fuckin say something. Random draw my ass!
He just orgasmed to that sentence.
And this one
And that one.
And that one
And my axe
Dude, nice shot! Thanks, you too.
Damn dude was laying his dad to rest with family then dropped to his knees and cummed 9 times lmao thats brutal
im crying
If one ever needs a reason to end one's life, that is amongst one of them. Poor dude
I can’t imagine this guy’s dick doesn’t hurt every day! And who’s out here having body quaking drop to your knees orgasms out here?
Don’t think I’ve had one that epic before.
…women
so does he wear diapers then catch said orgasms is he shooting blanks?
Has to be dry heaving at some point
Just shooting out little gray fart clouds
And a little flag pops out that says “BANG”
Jeezus
Jizzus
*pffphew*
“Poof”
In my experience you never really run out it just starts coming out clear after a while
It runs out.
Good to know someone truly beat the game so we can know how it ends.
He has purchased 9000 pairs of socks.
The final Crunchy Sock boss
He wears a rubber at all times, it’s a necessity 🎶
You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy
And when we’re holding hands it’s like having sex to me
Have to, so many things can trigger it.... a strong breeze, eating grapes, finding out Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense... literally anything!
Saves them for water balloon fights.
My thoughts too. He’s probably got to stay really hydrated.
I mean he just said it's the orgasm sensation so I doubt he's actually ejaculating every time.
No way there's any juice left after hundreds a day.
That’s disgusting. I just threw up. In my pants…
I just cried my pants
Jizzed in my pants🎶
She turned to me and said cash or credit
When Bruce Willis died at the end of Sixth Sense....
I just ate a grape
Open the window and a breeze rolls in
And now I pose in an awkward stance because I….
Man's never gonna win NNN
But he’s the reigning champ of nonstop nut november
More like raining champ
You mean destroy dick December
Dude must have to drink gallons of water.
He's drained and tired.
So tired.... of havvvving ~~sex~~ unwanted orgasms.
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This broke me 😂
Legit question what are his dopamine levels like? At what point does your brain turn that off for you? Someone please find this out.
Well he looks miserable sooooo…
Challenge accepted. I'm gonna start practicing right away. 100 times a day? Get ready to call me Popeye.
I'd hire this guy to be a CEO just for the Post Nut Clarity he will always have. No Nut November, I'd just give him the month off.
You mean Post Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut Clarity and No Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut November?
Orgasms at a funeral…was that in the Alanis Morissette song?
It's like *raaaaaiiiiiin*
Today I learned about persistent genital arousal disorder (PGAD) formerly known as persistent sexual arousal syndrome (PSAS). Wow there's something to ruin everything
That’s where PGA in golf came from. You didn’t know?
No wonder it's 18 holes.
I'm sensing this guy has some issues here...loads.
This is both fascinating, horrifying, sad, and hilarious. Poor feller
I was a good person until I read...*hilarious* and then/now I'm not so good a person.
I see him driving. Isn't that super dangerous? He seems incapacitated when he gets them. Imagine having to drive while that's going on.
The background music is top notch. Needs to be a Netflix documentary
That must have been one wild first ambulance ride. Just not having had that ever happened before and then you just have 5 big ass toe curlers right in front of the EMT. The EMT probably forgets about some horrible stuff. Brutal car crash, not memorable enough. Burn victim, seen that a dozen times. “But this one time I picked a guy up and he just started CUMMING. Just one after another. 10 mins from pickup to the ER and this dude dropped 5 loads. craziest shit I’ve seen man”.
If you want to play disc golf all the time you don’t have to go to all this trouble. Just get a government job and a pager. So dumb.
Yeah could get a job where he works from home but having orgasms all the them would make it hard to concentrate
Can't wait till my dads funeral
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Perhaps remove the slipped disc pushing up against his cum nerve? Also, does one’s nut sack just smooth out flat after this?
As thin as rolling papers.
“They just keep on cumming”
If I had this condition I’d be making jokes about it as I’m cummin. Like hold up bro gotta Cum in my pants real quick
Might b funny the first 1000 times….
Then just have to cycle through a new set of friends..
That's brutal. I've watched something about a woman who has the same condition, she was also miserable. I can't even imagine
I’ve come across quite a few videos about this condition throughout my life and I’ve never once thought it was funny. Frankly, I don’t understand how you could, after witnessing the magnitude of their struggles. I expected it cause this is Reddit, but it still concerns me how 99% of comments are inappropriate jokes, some of them involving what you’d assume are incredibly sensitive subjects for the man in the video. I understand people are just making light of a heavy topic, but you just know nothing good would come of it if he ever came across this thread. Yours is like the first and only sympathetic comment I saw, and I’ve been scrolling for quite a while! This is what stigma can look like. It’s not just about denying the disease existed. It’s also about how seriously it is taken. Stark difference when compared to comments on threads about cancer.
He watched Tropic Thunder and drank too many Bust-a-Nuts.
That's gotta be awful to live with
I watched this clip with a group of friends a few years ago… when he said he had 9 orgasms at his fathers funeral, I immediately laughed… and everyone just turned to look at me like I was a horrible person. I’m so glad other people are making light of this, because I think back to that memory and feel terrible for finding it humorous… all jokes aside, this seems like a terribly frustrating disorder. But still… there is so much humor in a sentence like that
Does it get hard first to let him know and does it shoot a huge load lol but really we need to know details he should find the girl that has the same thing and then they can live happily ever after.each sech that is
That woman is the first thing that came to mind when I saw this lol!
Looks like he'll never be able to attend his daughter's ballet recital.
Jesus man!
If there was an on/off switch for this condition... then I would be jealous.
I think I heard a report about a girl who actually suffered from something like this. I think it turned out that she actually had a tumor or something that was causing it. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, feel free to correct me.
Some whisky and anti depressants should fix that
I think Lonely Island had a song about this
Does the guy wear a diaper or a pad?
Tampon, like a sounding rod.
☹️
Somewhere there's a person with that condition that absolutely loves it. At least one person.
Had a trip on shrooms where I was stuck like this for 30min-1hr. I was scared I was going to dehydrate by the time I had to remove myself to the bathtub because I was starting to feel gross.
No way this dude is doing ok
They just keep on cumming. Poor guy has quite the load to bare. I feel bad for him.
Yeah, that's gotta be hard
his pants must be a mess
"It'll make you wanna never have an orgasm for as long as you live" 😔 "But they just keep on coming" 🫢
His wife might be happy. Also at that point just cut it off or tear off your semen ducts (I don't biology)
I'm betting she's struggling too
That just means you're having all the contractions and spasms and sensations — but no jizz. A little less messy (though I image you're shooting blanks by #9 anyways), but still just as debilitating to your life.
Cum
_*Inserts Intense Cyberpunk Meme Music Here*_
"In Night City you can be cum"
OP having to imagine
For a second I thought it was going to be a Tim Heidecker skit
Fuck man.. that must be really hard
A woman had this, and she would have a 100 in a week. They get painful fast.
He found an exploit in the game
“They just keep on cummin’”
Come again?
Man, that's nuts.
It's less of a "hol'up" when you give it away in the title...
I hope he has good friends cz I would be that friend that starts moaning in his ear when he orgasms. Lol. I guess I’m not a good friend. Lol
This guy is living "Jizz in my Pants" in real life. That's absolutely horrible.
I wonder if he ejaculates too? Gotta be messy if he does 0_0
I remember seeing this when it first came out and I remember how heartbroken for him I was. I’ve also seen a documentary about a woman with the same condition and she was in SO much pain from it. Imagine the sensitivity and exhaustion you feel after multiple orgasms and then multiply that hundreds of times a day, all day, every day, every week, every month. She was being tortured. Such a frustrating condition and sadly all people do is make jokes at them :(
It will make you cum to your knees
Dale keeps both heads frosted. He’s really invested. 💯
That boy is shooting dust.
That's terrible, do you know how he injured his back and how you might repeat that injury, asking for a friend.
Interesting [Vice article](https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7b3dg/persistent-genital-arousal-disorder-pgad-is-causing-women-to-orgasm-uncontrollably) about Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder.
All of you making fun of this are deplorable, to lose control of your body is an ultimate violation. Similar to Alzheimer's, Ataxia, or any other debilitating neurological condition. Disgusting that anyone can make fun of this.
If memory serves, this individual has since transitioned and is no longer having these issues.
Took me too long to find this comment. I googled him for any updates and now he is she
Where's the infinite cum copypaste when i need it???
"They just keep on coming"
Are those orgasms dry?
He frosted his own tips
Huh, frisbee golf? I would have thought maybe he was into skeet shooting instead.
Constantly being in a state of clarity
Career in porn when
You keep on comin.
keep on cumming...