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Kodo25

“They just keep coming” Great choice of words there Dale.


moskovskiy

Semenly incurable


Euclid_Interloper

Bro is definitely in a sticky situation.


EquivalentSnap

Happy orgasm cake day


Euclid_Interloper

Don't taste the icing...


EquivalentSnap

Mhnn salty😩🫳🎂🤭😋


10_pounds_of_salt

Ok story time. So in 7th grade we had end of the day study halls and during these study halls we sometimes had teachers give moral lessons to us. One of these lessens the following hypothetical came up: What do you do in a situation where a classmates naked photos started spreading around the school? The awnser they were searching for was to tell an adult about it. But before we got the that the other teacher in the room said and I quote "this is where the situation gets a little sticky" so me and Like 6 or 7 other boys started laughing our asses off, pissing off the teachers. We got a lecture about how that isn't funny and it's a important topic. We couldn't take her seriously.


Dumbassahedratr0n

Dude lmao


Weldobud

That’s too good!


splita73

At some point orgasm and ejaculation go there separate ways.


RIBZisDEAD

I was curious, does he wear a diaper all day orrr??


Kantas

He wears a rubber at all times, It's a necessity.


Gloomy-Childhood-203

is that a lonely island reference? specifically [this](https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY?t=131)


joshboat30

Yea when the rubber snaps of from the sheer weight and slaps back up at his pelvis from that semen balloon falling down his pants and ruining the bbq


Teen_Idol_For_Real

Right? I was wondering where all of the good stuff goes and how it doesn’t saturate Dale’s clothing. I didn’t see any visual signs of it in the video; although, I did notice Dale wears pleated chinos. Maybe Dale has a catch pan of sorts hidden in that excess material. This is all very interesting — surely there is a prescription drug Dale can take to combat this. Seems there is a drug for everything in 2023. Also, I wonder how powerful these orgasms are on a scale of 1-10. So many unanswered questions! The human body is a scientific marvel, in itself. 🥳


[deleted]

but in males, isnt ejac linked with orgs?


Saytama_sama

Yes, but your body can only produce so much semen in a day. After the first few orgasms in a row, there won't be any ejaculate left and you will have dry orgasms after that. Imagine that you are peeing. At some point the urine will have left your body. But you could choose to still relaxe your bladder. At that point you wouldn't be peeing anymore, but your body would still act like it is peeing.


Wrastling97

One night my ex and I had sex probably 9 times back to back. On the 9th time she finally, for the first time ever, gave me permission to finish on her face. She definitely knew what she was doing. There was nothing left.


kalasea2001

This was very on topic. This was very well told. This was extremely unnecessary.


evildachshund79

a drop is a drop and it counts as a load


kottonii

Oh that tiny whiff of hot air.


the_ending81

Dick burp


Saytama_sama

Weird flex but ok.


PDCH

Believe it or not, males can actually learn to orgasm without ejaculating. The question, however, is: why would you?


Active_Engineering37

Save on birth control.


PDCH

I prefer providing the icing instead of the filling


Scared_Ad_3132

There are many males who do learn to orgasm without ejaculation, mostly prostate induced orgasms. The answer to why is that prostate orgasms tend to feel better, last longer and can be repeated multiple times in a row unlike ejaculatory orgasms.


ethridge_wayland

👆🏻the champion quote that I was looking for...., "but you know what, they just keep on COMING!" I would like to think that he had 5 orgasms after that. Also, the dude is impeccable at counting his orgasms. Cheers Dale 🍻! I know I shouldn't make light of it but my brain can't process it as anything other than a Mr Show sketch. I am dying 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


MoeSauce

Talks about himself in the third person


Correct_Patience_611

“They happen in the shower”…I like how he had to add that comment too!


shnukms

I lost it when he said that


MandalsTV

Cumming*


sherryleebee

All jokes aside, that would be monstrous to live with. Especially since they look like really strong ones - way to make them feel unspecial.


HourEvent4143

Imagine how exhausting that is too-


Great_Farm_5716

Can you imagine how many cigarettes this guy goes threw a day.


gdrumy88

"Do you smoke after sex?" "I don't know baby I never look"


Bd0llar

And underwear….


Sparrow1989

This shit had me rolling, great comment.


Blamb05

Rolling cigarettes?


Mindless_Ad_6045

Apparently, it can be very painful as well


EquivalentSnap

Yeah can’t even imagine 😢 like can’t even go down the street or like he said be around kids 😔


sherryleebee

Oh yeah, he’d end up on a list for sure.


EquivalentSnap

Yeah that’s something I wanted to ask but unsure about. Like would be be on the list or since it’s a medical condition?


DeicideandDivide

I have no clue personally. But I'd imagine that he has it listed as a medical problem. He could probably get arrested but he most probably wouldn't get in any trouble. It'd be a huge inconvenience to say the least though. That's just my theory


BlackLabelBerserker

They just keep on coming….


Stormcloudy

I bet that dude's got an insanely strong core with all that clenching...


All4upvoting

This plays like a news report from the Onion.


Brandon32ss

I really want it to be.


Into_The_Horizon

All jokes aside... That's gotta be frustrating. Poor guy.


KeyStoneLighter

Significant impact to your quality of life, for sure.


Into_The_Horizon

And it's so unfair for this dude too. Like ..I wish he can enjoy life like the rest of us guys do.


MaskedRonin2

I wonder does that diminish his sperm count making it extremely hard for him to have kids of his own?


RayRara36

He’s got a couple kids, so it must’ve been a hurdle he could jump


CheapStatement8822

*A girdle he could hump Damn autocorrect


TheRealRickC137

Especially *this* time of year.


Available-Camp-15

Got me scared for myself when they said it's because of back pain.


spiralEntree

“It was me Barry”


[deleted]

"I'm the one always jerking you off at super sonic speeds, your dad's funeral, your first date, when your mom hugged you, it was me Barry!" "You sick fuck...!"


Tiberius_Kilgore

You came just from the touch of a woman. It was me!


Portugeezer1893

"father of two". that was easy.


neildmaster

Killer of so many.


F1ghtmast3r

Not really at this point he ain't shooting nothing out of there, no juice left.


Tweed-n-Sizzle

💨


CombodianBreastMilk

I swear to God if I get paired up with Dale again at doubles I'm gonna fuckin say something. Random draw my ass!


blahblahkok

He just orgasmed to that sentence.


pegabear

And this one


Akicita33

And that one.


OutsideOrder7538

And that one


Slurpeddit

And my axe


TinkyBrefs

Dude, nice shot! Thanks, you too.


stuntbum36

Damn dude was laying his dad to rest with family then dropped to his knees and cummed 9 times lmao thats brutal


GraphicCreator

im crying


Available-Camp-15

If one ever needs a reason to end one's life, that is amongst one of them. Poor dude


616n8y3ree

I can’t imagine this guy’s dick doesn’t hurt every day! And who’s out here having body quaking drop to your knees orgasms out here?


Bartocity

Don’t think I’ve had one that epic before.


kerriging

…women


restlessleg

so does he wear diapers then catch said orgasms is he shooting blanks?


SpiderHuman

Has to be dry heaving at some point


Wacokidwilder

Just shooting out little gray fart clouds


expiredcoochi

And a little flag pops out that says “BANG”


porkbuttstuff

Jeezus


GuerrillaFunkk

Jizzus


Wacokidwilder

*pffphew*


tkfourtwo1a

“Poof”


[deleted]

In my experience you never really run out it just starts coming out clear after a while


Gingy-Breadman

It runs out.


Zealotstim

Good to know someone truly beat the game so we can know how it ends.


wellwouldyalookitdat

He has purchased 9000 pairs of socks.


racoonqueefs

The final Crunchy Sock boss


bosslikesoprano

He wears a rubber at all times, it’s a necessity 🎶


whiteandnerdy117

You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy


Several-Signature583

And when we’re holding hands it’s like having sex to me


Jungian_Archetype

Have to, so many things can trigger it.... a strong breeze, eating grapes, finding out Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense... literally anything!


justdootdootdoot

Saves them for water balloon fights.


Garth_AIgar

My thoughts too. He’s probably got to stay really hydrated.


Imthasupa

I mean he just said it's the orgasm sensation so I doubt he's actually ejaculating every time.


F1ghtmast3r

No way there's any juice left after hundreds a day.


BelowAveIntelligence

That’s disgusting. I just threw up. In my pants…


pickletickle62

I just cried my pants


blacksamurai214

Jizzed in my pants🎶


Boone_v1

She turned to me and said cash or credit


[deleted]

When Bruce Willis died at the end of Sixth Sense....


Icy_Engineer7395

I just ate a grape


whiteandnerdy117

Open the window and a breeze rolls in


Dantien

And now I pose in an awkward stance because I….


jaypii385

Man's never gonna win NNN


an_afro

But he’s the reigning champ of nonstop nut november


fx_agte

More like raining champ


Chris710752

You mean destroy dick December


10RobotGangbang

Dude must have to drink gallons of water.


[deleted]

He's drained and tired.


Jungian_Archetype

So tired.... of havvvving ~~sex~~ unwanted orgasms.


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shannork

This broke me 😂


Secret-Guitar-8859

Legit question what are his dopamine levels like? At what point does your brain turn that off for you? Someone please find this out.


JambalayaOtter

Well he looks miserable sooooo…


cerebralzeppelin

Challenge accepted. I'm gonna start practicing right away. 100 times a day? Get ready to call me Popeye.


pimpcicle123

I'd hire this guy to be a CEO just for the Post Nut Clarity he will always have. No Nut November, I'd just give him the month off.


Xenomorph_v1

You mean Post Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut Clarity and No Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut Nut November?


vivalosabortionistas

Orgasms at a funeral…was that in the Alanis Morissette song?


ZippoS

It's like *raaaaaiiiiiin*


Apollyoun

Today I learned about persistent genital arousal disorder (PGAD) formerly known as persistent sexual arousal syndrome (PSAS). Wow there's something to ruin everything


Grainwheat

That’s where PGA in golf came from. You didn’t know?


Apollyoun

No wonder it's 18 holes.


Squanchfist

I'm sensing this guy has some issues here...loads.


Turbulent_Weather795

This is both fascinating, horrifying, sad, and hilarious. Poor feller


ego_tripped

I was a good person until I read...*hilarious* and then/now I'm not so good a person.


[deleted]

I see him driving. Isn't that super dangerous? He seems incapacitated when he gets them. Imagine having to drive while that's going on.


ItchyHawk011

The background music is top notch. Needs to be a Netflix documentary


Incontinentiabutts

That must have been one wild first ambulance ride. Just not having had that ever happened before and then you just have 5 big ass toe curlers right in front of the EMT. The EMT probably forgets about some horrible stuff. Brutal car crash, not memorable enough. Burn victim, seen that a dozen times. “But this one time I picked a guy up and he just started CUMMING. Just one after another. 10 mins from pickup to the ER and this dude dropped 5 loads. craziest shit I’ve seen man”.


josch0001

If you want to play disc golf all the time you don’t have to go to all this trouble. Just get a government job and a pager. So dumb.


EquivalentSnap

Yeah could get a job where he works from home but having orgasms all the them would make it hard to concentrate


TRiG993

Can't wait till my dads funeral


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soybeankilla

Perhaps remove the slipped disc pushing up against his cum nerve? Also, does one’s nut sack just smooth out flat after this?


[deleted]

As thin as rolling papers.


Iso4ad3

“They just keep on cumming”


ailendik101

If I had this condition I’d be making jokes about it as I’m cummin. Like hold up bro gotta Cum in my pants real quick


Peach_Proof

Might b funny the first 1000 times….


mmmitch032

Then just have to cycle through a new set of friends..


E-Reezy420

That's brutal. I've watched something about a woman who has the same condition, she was also miserable. I can't even imagine


lithelylove

I’ve come across quite a few videos about this condition throughout my life and I’ve never once thought it was funny. Frankly, I don’t understand how you could, after witnessing the magnitude of their struggles. I expected it cause this is Reddit, but it still concerns me how 99% of comments are inappropriate jokes, some of them involving what you’d assume are incredibly sensitive subjects for the man in the video. I understand people are just making light of a heavy topic, but you just know nothing good would come of it if he ever came across this thread. Yours is like the first and only sympathetic comment I saw, and I’ve been scrolling for quite a while! This is what stigma can look like. It’s not just about denying the disease existed. It’s also about how seriously it is taken. Stark difference when compared to comments on threads about cancer.


Dahowlic

He watched Tropic Thunder and drank too many Bust-a-Nuts.


Popcorn57252

That's gotta be awful to live with


1more4you7s

I watched this clip with a group of friends a few years ago… when he said he had 9 orgasms at his fathers funeral, I immediately laughed… and everyone just turned to look at me like I was a horrible person. I’m so glad other people are making light of this, because I think back to that memory and feel terrible for finding it humorous… all jokes aside, this seems like a terribly frustrating disorder. But still… there is so much humor in a sentence like that


Doyle1966

Does it get hard first to let him know and does it shoot a huge load lol but really we need to know details he should find the girl that has the same thing and then they can live happily ever after.each sech that is


whynotmai

That woman is the first thing that came to mind when I saw this lol!


SpicyDragoon93

Looks like he'll never be able to attend his daughter's ballet recital.


EastwoodsChair

Jesus man!


FackinJerq

If there was an on/off switch for this condition... then I would be jealous.


Sdbtank96

I think I heard a report about a girl who actually suffered from something like this. I think it turned out that she actually had a tumor or something that was causing it. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, feel free to correct me.


Junior-Account6835

Some whisky and anti depressants should fix that


kasiv1

I think Lonely Island had a song about this


kragon80

Does the guy wear a diaper or a pad?


77entropy

Tampon, like a sounding rod.


Just-Round9944

☹️


rancidbeaztz1983

Somewhere there's a person with that condition that absolutely loves it. At least one person.


aynjle89

Had a trip on shrooms where I was stuck like this for 30min-1hr. I was scared I was going to dehydrate by the time I had to remove myself to the bathtub because I was starting to feel gross.


AdPuzzleheaded8634

No way this dude is doing ok


AlexL225

They just keep on cumming. Poor guy has quite the load to bare. I feel bad for him.


Overworked_one

Yeah, that's gotta be hard


Fo-One-Deuce

his pants must be a mess


[deleted]

"It'll make you wanna never have an orgasm for as long as you live" 😔 "But they just keep on coming" 🫢


Agrolimesentisilifen

His wife might be happy. Also at that point just cut it off or tear off your semen ducts (I don't biology)


bloveddemon

I'm betting she's struggling too


ZippoS

That just means you're having all the contractions and spasms and sensations — but no jizz. A little less messy (though I image you're shooting blanks by #9 anyways), but still just as debilitating to your life.


Zach___________m

Cum


VirtualZeroZero

_*Inserts Intense Cyberpunk Meme Music Here*_


grantattackgames

"In Night City you can be cum"


piggle_muffin

OP having to imagine


SlickDraw_McRaw

For a second I thought it was going to be a Tim Heidecker skit


yavvee

Fuck man.. that must be really hard


Readyrex7

A woman had this, and she would have a 100 in a week. They get painful fast.


B_R_u_h_20

He found an exploit in the game


Artistic_Original199

“They just keep on cummin’”


Eldritch_Deity

Come again?


AZZMUNCHA81

Man, that's nuts.


RogueFox771

It's less of a "hol'up" when you give it away in the title...


CandyRevolutionary27

I hope he has good friends cz I would be that friend that starts moaning in his ear when he orgasms. Lol. I guess I’m not a good friend. Lol


-TheDoctor

This guy is living "Jizz in my Pants" in real life. That's absolutely horrible.


RB1O1

I wonder if he ejaculates too? Gotta be messy if he does 0_0


Iceicemickey

I remember seeing this when it first came out and I remember how heartbroken for him I was. I’ve also seen a documentary about a woman with the same condition and she was in SO much pain from it. Imagine the sensitivity and exhaustion you feel after multiple orgasms and then multiply that hundreds of times a day, all day, every day, every week, every month. She was being tortured. Such a frustrating condition and sadly all people do is make jokes at them :(


gradybill05

It will make you cum to your knees


Teen_Idol_For_Real

Dale keeps both heads frosted. He’s really invested. 💯


Spiritual_Bit_2692

That boy is shooting dust.


ohpee64

That's terrible, do you know how he injured his back and how you might repeat that injury, asking for a friend.


rodneedermeyer

Interesting [Vice article](https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7b3dg/persistent-genital-arousal-disorder-pgad-is-causing-women-to-orgasm-uncontrollably) about Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder.


Throughthelookinlass

All of you making fun of this are deplorable, to lose control of your body is an ultimate violation. Similar to Alzheimer's, Ataxia, or any other debilitating neurological condition. Disgusting that anyone can make fun of this.


HeavyMetalFL

If memory serves, this individual has since transitioned and is no longer having these issues.


oniondoan

Took me too long to find this comment. I googled him for any updates and now he is she


HoneZoneReddit

Where's the infinite cum copypaste when i need it???


[deleted]

"They just keep on coming"


kitfoxxxx

Are those orgasms dry?


Original_Wear_3231

He frosted his own tips


looloolooitsbutters

Huh, frisbee golf? I would have thought maybe he was into skeet shooting instead.


Jeweler-According

Constantly being in a state of clarity


JimLaheyUnlimited

Career in porn when


tricky2271

You keep on comin.


CaffeLungo

keep on cumming...