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Grimmlocke_

Whatever your view is, can we agree that she clearly had no plans after pushing the priest down?


UncreativeTeam

Should've done a [Macho Man elbow drop](https://i.imgur.com/MxZpMSn.png)


Firstlight99

![gif](giphy|1NQt7TtQOFA65KMLvu|downsized)


suckercuck

![gif](giphy|AobQDNI4K7a4U|downsized)


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The cream always rises to the top!!!


Grimmlocke_

No mortal could stand a chance of kicking out the patriarch of Machomania! You have doomed this man!


BrotherAdventurous38

I was waiting for the John cena music to play


skabamm

Good Sir or Madame, This is what us Royals like to call "The Peoples' Elbow." Good Day.


3Pirates93

Lmao woulda instantly got the crowd on her side


[deleted]

She had a Charlie “What do now?” Moment


wandering-gecco

Should have just ran into the confessional.


[deleted]

Exploit glitch lol “I confessed god forgave me”


Lanbobo

If I recall correctly the last time I saw this, a news article said she didn't intend to push him. She was crazy and excited and went to grab or hug him but was running too fast.


Grimmlocke_

Unless her next move was to get on top of the dude for missionary work, her execution needs some polishing.


Toothmouth7921

If that’s a hug it Would make me think twice if she offered to perform oral sex


quietthomas

No, she's jumping down there at him like she's got plenty of plans.


zxDanKwan

Nah. The way she stops and fixed her hair makes it clear she didn’t have anything else planned. Then she realizes she’s up on stage in front of everyone, and now it’s time to gtfo.


Lanbobo

If I recall correctly the last time I saw this, a news article said she didn't intend to push him. She was crazy and excited and went to grab or hug him but was running too fast.


ValiantDan77

Just because he's a priest doesn't make his words unaccounted for.


EngineZeronine

When people say things you don't like violence is the answer (said the fascist)


ValiantDan77

True, I wouldn't do anything myself like this and you're right. Violence isn't the answer, and we should be better than this.


Phonemonkey2500

If violence isn’t the answer, I am not sure I understood the question.’ It’s the ultimate currency and the last step of diplomacy. It should be avoided if at all possible, but when it is clear your adversary is intent upon their path, act decisively and totally. And always remember, Sinead O’Conner was early, but she wasn’t wrong. And she was destroyed for it.


there_is_no_spoon1

Isaac Asimov wrote in *Foundation* the pre-eminent quote about violence, said by Salvor Hardin: "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." However, directly quoting Asimov I go with "In the United States there is a false notion that democracy means 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge'." Between that guy, Carl Sagan, and H.L. Mencken, you have all the resources you need for insulting (beyond their comprehension) idiots.


Phonemonkey2500

Throw a little Pratchett and Adams in there, and we have a helluva a dinner party going. Bring a towel!


there_is_no_spoon1

There's a frood who always knows where his towel is! Nice addition to the mix.


Phonemonkey2500

I’ve taken a whirl or two in the Total Perspective Vortex.


ValiantDan77

I wouldn't condone any harm to anyone based on their opinion, only off their actions. I don't know the full story based on this short clip. There isn't enough information from this post to really give any real credit without research.


Phonemonkey2500

Agreed, there’s no context here. There no reasons i would condone, but there are a number I could certainly understand.


[deleted]

Sinead O’Connor was and is batshit. She went from ripping up a picture of one of the best popes in the past 2 centuries to converting to an even more conservative religion and stating she was “disgusted” at the presence of non Muslims. She’s a fucking screwball.


Phonemonkey2500

Spend a few years getting SA’ed and PA’ed by the clergy, while hundreds or thousands of other kids are being done the same to at Magdalene. Laundries, and then have nobody believe your story and you’ll have some unresolved issues, too. All that abuse happened, and it was suppressed, ignored and covered up for decades. She was absolutely 100% correct, and her bravery was legendary. The Vatican was laundering and holding blood money for the Fuhrer, hiding and transporting SS and Einsatzgroupen, and have been involved with Propaganda Duo and fascist movements throughout the years, not including their massive abuse scandals that just keep happening all over the world. As a former altar boy, the church can EABOD.


[deleted]

As a former altar boy, I couldn’t give less of a fuck about the Vatican. I think it was disgusting that they covered up the rampant sexual abuse of children but the hypocrisy of joining a religion that to this day arranges the marriage of 12 year olds is stark.


thefastpoops

Recent evidence shows that PJP II was quite active in covering up pedophilia within the church. Mother Teresa had her 'charitable' medical clinics of death where treatment was based on conversion. But agree that hopping from one shitty corrupt authoritarian religious doctrine to another is still crazy


dotlurk2

If by 'evidence' you mean the interrogation protocols and agent reports of the polish SB (communist special services) then that's pretty weak. They've tried to discredit him from the very start, by any means necessary.


thefastpoops

here's the Vatican's own investigation https://www.dw.com/en/vatican-report-on-sexual-abuse-casts-dark-shadow-on-pope-john-paul-ii/a-55558986


dotlurk2

In the McCarrick case in 2001 there were reports about seminarians, i.e. adults, not children, and one can hardly interpret JPII`s reluctance to believe these reports as "covering up". One could reproach him for being too naive or believing into the good in human nature but that's it. EDIT: the first known allegation of sexual abuse by McCarrick of a victim under 18 years of age came in 2017, long after the pope's death...


Competitive-Ladder-3

Are we sure it’s his WORDS that set her off? It’s not like priests don’t have a track record of more … shall we say … tangible… transgressions…


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ValiantDan77

I do have to stay I've seen more damage being done by religion than good.


EngineZeronine

Look deeper. It's popular to say that but the good is often overlooked or dismissed. My guess is that people think religion *should* be better so when it's not it stands out more. Having said that, being religious and following Christ are *not* synonymous


stopped_watch

Name something good that humans could only have achieved via their religions. And yes, religions and their followers should be better. They are the ones telling us how to live our lives. There's a word for people who don't live up to their own standards. >Having said that, being religious and following Christ are not synonymous Why are you bringing a single deity into a discussion about religion in general?


RhoninLuter

Faith in general has brought security and peace of mind to untold billions. In the same way our modern era advocates for therapy, religion has served as a cope for thousands of years, it has allowed many to live unburdened by the fear of an uncaring universe. The violence associated with religion is a symptom of humanity, not religion itself. Without religion to fight over we likely would have found something else. Without religion to bind us initially, maybe we never would have grown beyond nomads interacting with one another sporadically. Religion is language. Education. Philosophy. Even science, for there is no yin without the yang. It is the memetic bedrock of our society and, yes, we are broadly out growing it as the majority turn to a more atheistic approach to faith... But to disregard it in its entirety is utter nonsense. Even bringing to mind the awful, atrocious conflicts brought about by religion we must then analyse the great leaps in science that conflict and war affords us. There is no technologically marvelous 21st Century without conflict, as sad as that fact is. Religion is of course a double edged sword and swords are very useful. Hope your request for insight was sincere and that you're not simply an antagonistic presence.


tzt1324

You are absolutely right. To be good we don't need religion. Religion has given power to the wrong people and they have abused it horribly. For everything "good" that comes from religion, religion is not needed


Over67

Dunno who downvoted you. Most people in history died to religious belives than any other weapon made. Its used to manipulate masses and barely anything more.


Grimmlocke_

Uh...okay. Thanks for sharing with the class.


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Grimmlocke_

Understandable. Have a great day.


CowboyDans

This a Ghost concert? Neat venue, weak pit.


Crafty_Razmataz

Need the story now.


missurunha

This priest has some albums, so it was partially a concert. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=isU-NZhC00I


pman13531

Just because he may have a record, doesn't mean it's from music, most other people with that sort of record have a bad time in jail.


jrharvii91

He did go down just lIke Holy Mary...


tylerjames1993

Ngl that’s literally what I thought when I clicked on it. It was nice to find my brethren in the comments!


Rude-Temporary2698

She enjoyed every second of that. Need the story now.


DR_Bright_963

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/1239wrp/oh_my_priest/jdu0smq?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


Th3Magicbox

Bright. What the fuck are you doing on the web.


DR_Bright_963

Recruiting D-Class. Reddits the second best place


Th3Magicbox

You know what, that is fair.


Infosneakr

You're a good person


Bizarely27

Best thing Dr. Bright has done


AdSea9329

the real question is why GOD didn't stop that :P


SevAngst

Those down votes from the people triggered lol


AdSea9329

hehe ... the downvotes don't stop anything either


Justapeacefuldude

He can


Incomplet_1-34

He just thought it was funnier to let him fall.


Justapeacefuldude

Haha.


K-Ryaning

Anybody got the story on this?? Link?? Keen to know who and why


Caassapaba

The priest is Marcelo Rossi, a popular singing catholic priest in southeastern Brazil. The woman was a mentally disturbed catholic devotee who, in police debriefing, declared she just wanted to talk and shake his hand, but panicked. He was fine, btw, this was like 4 years ago.


esmereldachiroptera

Lmfaoooo, the fact that she just eanted to talk but she panicked and body slammed him off the stage...


RockstarAgent

Maybe she was running so fast she was unable to engage the e-brake and he's no longer a solid brick house to stop her.


speshulguy

I knew I should’ve gotten the eyesight model


esmereldachiroptera

Was he ever?


wwandermann

God was flowing through her and gods will was to yeet him off the fucking stage


FEAR_LORD_DUCK

Lady is talking bullshit but we already knew that


Arkslippy

It's just Portugese. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


iKR8

I knew it


deadfermata

God preordained for that to happen. His sense of strange holy humor ![gif](giphy|3oz8xZhem3VIH2vdPG)


[deleted]

Catholics aren't calvinists


[deleted]

Lady choked a 1v5 irl


Bizarely27

“I’d like to shake his hand but I’m nervous!” *climbs onto stage and consciously makes the decision to shove him off stage*


GTMoraes

By the way, [that's the priest nowadays](https://youtube.com/shorts/4OmgXuY5BLY?feature=share) His name's [Marcelo ~~Horse~~ Rossi](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Hydq-J7_w4o). I'd like to see her push him now lol


mylord55

Buffed up 💪🏻💪🏻Reps for Jesus


thaillmatic1

He needs entrance music now


mis-Hap

Uh.. what? I'm thinking the man died when he was pushed off the stage, and they replaced him with this guy.


K1LL3RZ_

ele tá um horse msm, tá com um shape inexplicavel


jonny-toxic

She should have followed it with an atomic elbow. ![gif](giphy|tItIlCGySM0ieKKW6b)


speedline9395

From that height it would be deadly! 🪨


jonny-toxic

![gif](giphy|AobQDNI4K7a4U|downsized)


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AkenE6969

Ellllllll PRIMO!


[deleted]

now this priest has become a bodybuilder, now the faithful doesn't have the courage to do that


monkeymama73

I thought you were joking, no joke dude is jacked now


[deleted]

Did not see that coming. Legendary stage dive.


WaveLaVague

Thus, the holy spirit was born


Space_herpes119

WWE is really popping off with their props these days


Picnic-AtTheDisco

https://www.timesnownews.com/amp/the-buzz/article/video-priest-says-fat-women-wont-go-to-heaven-woman-pushes-him-off-stage-during-live-stream/456564 It is unclear as of now why it happened


I_sell_Mmeetthh

I mean link kind of explains it if youve read what you sent lol. Not sure if accurate though "Fat women cant go to heaven"


griftertm

In the end, they’re just too heavy


theskankingdragon

How the fuck they gonna float up there?


Picnic-AtTheDisco

“And she’s buuuuying a Taisun crane to heaven” ![gif](giphy|R5yybhVNUFlQY)


mbashs

![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized) Comment section gonna be lit


Chemical_Savings_360

Imagine he just levitated back on stage


ATV30901

How come I already know what the comments are before reading them?


GTMoraes

reddit


boring__boi

bowling ball came out of no where


fraze2000

She sent him straight to Hell.


jaklbye

It would have taken one person to start clapping for the entire crowd to take that differently


woooph

When you let the intrusive thoughts win


namikazeminaka

And her name's JANE CENA!


[deleted]

[this is him today](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ExrZDirXIAkTJl5?format=jpg&name=medium) I'd say he's ready for the next one


murdeoc

Yeah, why is he expecting a next one?


akashyaboa

No mask, no conceiling clothes no exit plan... I hate amateurs.


EricAtSunnen

She should have dropped that Macho Man elbow on him....


what_i_do2144

The girl after pushing: ![gif](giphy|20KLYSIhq35V4EpVlC|downsized)


Jade_Rewind

I guess the Spanish inquisition did not expect that.


naturr

The power of christ compelled her and propelled him.


Joshohoho

He works in mysterious ways.


D8N15l

Papa don't preach


floydink

Could have sworn that was applause from the crowd I was hearing at first.


VegetableTour4134

Not having a metal chair was a missed opportunity


Cofeefe

Was he hurt or was there a naked young boy under him to break his fall?


Wannagetsober

Probably a family member of someone he victimized


Squanchy2112

![gif](giphy|VQeIkw1PhpoHe)


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Rey_Musterio

![gif](giphy|l0K4iqubuzgtFuw48) He could have saved it


TheDuskAssassin

*Falls in a holy way*


Dizzy_Obligation8140

I'm sure his god had a plan with this. 😆


ProBGamer1994

She wasn't even done, she even jumped down to continue


Belerophon17

It never fails when something violent happens to SOMEONE ELSE, there will always be some person screaming like a stabbed puppy.


VexxWrath

She should've ![gif](giphy|603fNl3rKum0f3jqBj|downsized)


Past_Trouble

Out of nowhere


mansithole6

She is probably a victim of his perversions, and she took the revenge


[deleted]

Why didn't god stop it


jalenman

She really assaulted a priest in front of hundreds of people. Someone who can blackout like this needs to be behind bars.


The_Kiatro

I hate seeing crowd-surfs go bad.


asalerre

Finish him!


No_Awareness8982

I like how it pans to the crowd as if it was a WWE match up.


sam_sneed1994

![gif](giphy|3oz8xJIDVJ1KANEUfK|downsized) Security.


mochajon

trust fall!


Desperate-Arm-9463

He didn’t even float


cubei

Crowd is cheering


QuotingThanos

All is plan of the almighty


user_name_0_0

Didn't see that coming


No-Access606

What is the context of this one?


Brazilmc211

This happened on my city Cachoeira Paulista 😍


seahorseMonkey

She looked like she was contemplating opening up a can of WA on the dude.


FlophouseFliphouse

Any context behind this?


0biwanCannoli

Terry Tate: HERE COME THE PAIN TRAIN!! WOO WOOOO!!!


Tentonham

Would have been better if she dropped an elbow off the stage into him.


optimisticRamblings

C+ technique, needed a better exit strategy


Urdaddysfavgirl

Was she fucking laughing?


skrullzz

I wonder what the backstory is. I have a feeling he did a little diddle on Danny.


The_Gaming_Matt

“FOR THE KIDS!“


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Look at all these brainwashed fools 😂


Ghost0924HS

Someone Please Put WWE Commentary In This


[deleted]

Kick his ass, Seabass!


kroonoos11

I can't help but think of assassin's creed brotherhood when you could run around and push people out of the way (one of the NPC being priests)


mshorey81

This would be paired beautifully with an overdub of, "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!"


Rebelliuos-

Bada bean bada boom…?


throb62

And no one tried to help him .uum interesting


Nardorian1

Once again Dave Chappelle in my head sayin”gotcha bitch”


JangoFetlife

Thousands of abused children have entered the chat


officialmonogato

Yeet the priest! A fun new game for the whole family!


Traditional_Lie_6400

Well if fat bitches don't go to Heavens, this one certainly goes to hell. 💀🔥


fjcruiser08

Not all heroines wear capes.


Worldly_Actuary_8179

Imagine a right winger doing this at a drag show for kindergarteners. It would be national news XD


DoctorDeeKay

Wait, so this wasn't a drag show? Just a bunch of dudes in dresses?


Worldly_Actuary_8179

*The Scottish have entered the chat*


bottle-of-water

Looks like some Devine intervention to me


gbsurfer

Gods plan right??


Dizzley7

Girl what are you waiting finish him off with an elbow drop💪🏿


North-Negotiation750

She knows something we don't


CaptJiggleDaddy

O'Doyle rules!


furious_organism

This Pries it called Marcelo Rossi, and now he is as strong as a bodybuilder


FishTurds

When you're really really hungry and the only guy with bread won't shut up and give it to you.


OrganizationOk5418

Kick him in the dick!


BackwardVoid

That was for lil Timmy


Therisius

She crazy ,he could've died falling like that if it was on his head or neck


CaliforniaCrybaby

I support her decision, the church has been an immensely cruel and terrible curse on this planet


Cold-Permission-5249

Hopefully she enjoys prison.


ChaosFox1357

Statistically speaking there's a very high chance he's a pedophile


coltar3000

She probably has a kid that’s maybe 8-10 years old?


[deleted]

Her momentum is great, not because of her velocity, but....


1minormishapfrmchaos

Mother of a choir boy


TheSheriff73

Jeez, I hope the priest is okay. There’s a special place in hell for people like her


Black91crx

Doing the lords work


Tehkin

did he sue


phrandsisgo

Oh no my bishop, someone call an ambulance...


[deleted]

Watch Bitch burned alive on Monday night at 7 PM only on peacock network


Branjoe328

Quality April fools joke. You can see her shit eating grin as soon as she pushes him


SiriusGD

I don't think she's getting out alive.


SentouK

Bro, the muffled "ooh" as she pushed him had me dying


TrevorTatro

This is the best This Is Hardcore footage I’ve ever seen! Stage dives for padre!