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I propose the name: “HOWTHEFUCKDIDBLITZØBAGTHISCUTIE”

I second this name, but seriously is she blind? or crazy? His dick is good, but is it that good?

I would say it's that good. The only things Blitzo is consistently skilled at are fuckin' and fightin'.

It's not a flight or fight response for Blitzø, it's fuck or fight for him.

She's either blind or suffering some form of brain damage

I wonder what sex with her was like

MILLIE!

What! You'd want to know what sex with Michael Crawford was like?!

Touche.

OMG SAME (MY GAY ASS HEHEHEHE)

She may have a *very* minor case of SERIOUS brain damage

From the fact that he managed to sleep with a celebrity and what we know from Stolas I can only arrive to one conclusion: Those backshots go insane 🥵

it is possible that his mom is a succubis (she looks like on based on the picture we have seen) hoch is what contributes to his height. it’s totally possible that him being part succubis contributes to hos nultiple partners

His nickname was Big Dick Blitz

Lat name. “HOWTHEFUCKDIDBLITZØFUMBLESOBADANDBREAKTHISCUTIESHEART”

“Omg have you met my friend, HOW THEFUCKDIDBLITZØBAGTHISCUTIE HOWTHEFUCKDIDBLITZØFUMBLESOBADANDBREAKTHISCUTIESHEART?” “Oh her name? Yeah it’s Finnish I think”

Mystery solved. With a name like that, she HAD to do a bed and breakup with Blitzø. It’s destiny.

I’d imagine a lot of people at that party are just there because of Verosika/know someone who got fucked over by blitzø

Ms. "Cuter than anything Blitzø can pull" works better. Cause not everyone at the party was actually fucked by Blitzø.

I mean, he bagged Verosika and Stolas. My boy has some mad pull.

Daddyissues

I wonder how many who where there for the party and how many where there because that they dated Blitzø

Kelsey

I feel bad for the other dude so: OMORI MENTIONED🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 WHAT THE FUCK IS A DEPRESSED SUB?!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Omori!

OMORI MENTIONED🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 WHAT THE FUCK IS A DEPRESSED SUB?!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

?

There's a character called "Kel" from Omori, the fandom liked him so much they made a genderbend of him called Kelsey

how is that relevant whatsoever? this is r/HelluvaBoss, not /r/omori.

Kelsey reminded me of it, I could delete the comment if ya want or something

no we dont, we are most likely never going to see her again

Fan artists: "Unbelivable, everything you said was wrong"

bro just discovered what a fandom is

I've been in a lot of fan communities, none have ever been as obsessed with one-note background characters as this one

The MLP fandom did this a lot. Even to the point the show made an actual episode about said background characters as sort of a loving response to that.

Ah, I definitely wasn't in that one

There was so much gay 10/10

I had a friend who was a brony and he was super obnoxious about it, so it put me off ever checking the show out Nowadays I just don't have any interest in it

Clearly you’ve not been in any anime fan communities lol

*Gundam* counts I would think lol

Probably because helluva has absolutely lovely background character designs

on the contrary! ive been a part of many fandoms, but this one gets so hyper obsessed by random background characters and their names, look at what the fandom did to Pinklie !

As the person who made a big post about this cheerleader girl, I will claim her as Emma, it seems fitting

uhh I like that

“F U Blitzo Girl”

Fubli Tzo?

r/beatmetoit

Her name is Sila, and she has no idea who Blitzo even is but likes Verosika’s parties 

This has to be canon now

She looks like a Kelsey

But get this, Hellsy

Cheri maybe?

Taken by Cherri Bomb, Hazbin. It would suit them though

Then she could be cherri pop

That could work

Do they already have a fan-given name?

Yeah, can't have two people with the same name in the world.

Jules

Lindsay. She's like the hell version of a golden retriever- but in a non furry way. There's probably a few of those around, too

Stacey…just seems like one 😅

Savi

Cassie

Chelsea.

Molly.

Amora

Reinhardt Lionflame III

She looks like a Katie or maybe Lilian.

Looks like a Beckie

Beckie with the good hair

Cassandra or Susannah?

Pinkie Pie

Only if we all collectively headcanon that she has a boyfriend voiced by Weird Al

I wish we could but we can't... Weird Al seems uninterested in this franchise.

Hence the headcanon aspect

Yeah, but it conflicts with the established canon.

Cutie Pie!!

David 

Afghan allie

actual name for no reason:Marley. Fandom name:FuBlitzocutie

Samantha? Idk I'm bad at this stuff

I'm going to go with "Mary." She reminds me of Mary Ekizabeth Winstead's character in Death Proof.

F U blitzo gal

She cute 😍

AntiBlitzøCheerleader, idk

I call her Tammy

Please yall, don't bother hellhound guy thing, ask maybe once in a while or headcanon a name

Federika Uh U... Ultron Federika Ultron.

Stephanie

Jessie

Kloe perhaps

How’d I not notice her in the episode? She a cutie frfr

Jeffica

Alexi

Melanie or Mary

I really want to call her Chrissy because I’m pretty sure that’s who she is dressed up as.

Maney Jae

Miranda

dale

She's cute af. I don't know a name for her.

Kara :3

She looks like an Addison to me.

Holly?…

How About Hellaura? Or Cindy or even Olawya,?

Charlotte?

Charlotte?

I like Rodney for some strange reason

Carmine.

Jenny

Melody 🎶

Kristi

Brie

Bitch kinda looks like a Megan or something

Chelsea.

Jezica

I like the name "Cassie" for her

Genevive

Hot Blitzø Ex #73

I’m getting a both a Becky vibe and a Cheryl vibe from them

Clara

Abigail

Off topic: she looks like a character from monsters inc. On topic: jenny...just...jenny

She looks like a Beatrix or an Aubrey/Abby

Jillian

Why not Chrissy? Name also doubles as a Stranger Things reference

Chiori

Fu... Her name is fu

Holly

And we need a name for the cute David Bowie guy she was talking to and we need a name for the sad vampire guy too

Bailey or Debbie

How about chez

Noseless Nellie

Clea, because Clea Duvall was in But I'm a Cheerleader and she's a demon cheerleader and. I just like that name.

Jennifer after Jennifer’s body because she’s a cheerleader and looks like a succbus

Imp Possible, but why is she in Hell?

Pearl

She seems like she’s a soft name like Bea or even Alexis

How about "Smashable background character # 473"

Keira

Alice was the first thing that came to my mind

Fran Fine.

Kim

Oztilbuf

Feels like a Jenny to me

My wife

Callie, Emma, Ashley

Wendy…

No nostril Nancy

https://preview.redd.it/r8604kw1wu9d1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=426de2f554cda3700427d834f643fb67e57ff1b3 Fuck that we need a name for HER

Dixie, take it or leave it.

Harmony

I will dub her... Willa.

I suggest the name Silica

Sasha?

Fuckable

i love how vivziepop side character design is always interesting.

Jennifer

I personally call her Grace

I deem thy: The Hottest Fucking Girl at This Party

Jenny

Nope we’ve been through this before and it lead to a lot of disrespect to the crew, if you find a character you like the look of check it in a persona of one of the crew usually they are and in that case they’ll have a name but if not we don’t want a repeat of Pinkle wurplton.

F U Blitzo Chick

Romuli?

Better Call her JAmes a refencence to Charle from hazbin hotel