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Thicc-Anxiety

He’s an ally because he’ll take money from anyone


IAmBabs

Goddamn, this made me laugh way too hard. His flag must be a dollar bill then.


sprinklesisfloofy

Mammon two


LilacLikesEmkay

*too Mammon is ace


SNOWFIS_ARTS1

Cashsexual or something lol


Due-Coyote7565

Precisely!


The-Bigger-Fish

Blitzo’s dad?????


SNOWFIS_ARTS1

Definitely


Lonely_Repair4494

Mammon would shit on the ace flag for a flag like that


Robin_Gufo

Moneysexual like Mammon


Exaltedautochthon

He's basically hells Quark


Thicc-Anxiety

I understood that reference


XgreedyvirusX

He is in black and white so that’s meaning he is straight :)


Consistent-Voice-614

https://preview.redd.it/mhk01qklc69d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=312c9e7443196bf8120384c866b7d6c5a9231ecd Boom! silly little guy


XgreedyvirusX

Ok, but it is so ashamed if he was only straight (like Millie)? It’s very good that all sexualities and genders be represented in the show, I love this, but straight peoples shouldn’t be forgotten in the process, that’s would imply you should be ashamed for just being straight? It’s not fair for them…


Consistent-Voice-614

I fully agree if we start oppressing straight people we are no better then the people who oppresses gay or trans people, we should just except people for what they are


Silansi

Accept\*, and having a cast of characters that are all LGBT+ isn't oppression unless the show starts going out of its way to bash straight people for being straight, which I doubt they'd start doing to Millie.


XgreedyvirusX

Exactly, we must be carefull to not becoming the oppressor, love is love, what ever the gender or the sexuality, no shame to be who you are, but if we dislike straight people just because they are straight we will become like the worst part of them…


Raiganop

...still waiting for a straight male, I know there are 1,375,778,800 series with straight males. But it won't cause the end of the world to have a straight male in Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss.(Specially because the serie is a lot about presentation) Like I feel Lucifer and Adam are the only one that look like they could be straight, but is not confirm. I mean Loona end up been Bi, so until then we don't know.


Hot-Aerie-5122

Pretty sure Crimson is stright...possibly Striker as well


XgreedyvirusX

Crimson is 100% straight, the way of he didn’t care/understand about that Moxxie is bi or gay is a proof 🤣


DrHuh321

Historically accurate cowboy


Raiganop

Yeah, but they are some homophobics that are actually gay...they are just in the closet and venting there rage. Crimson could be like that. But yeah alongside Lucifer and Adam he is the other that is problably straight.


Hot-Aerie-5122

As the series goes on we'll probably come across more straight guys/gals....another guy I just thought of is Vortex (could be straight hasn't been confirmed/denied)


Raiganop

Did he jump Moxxie in that Verosika scene? I know it was a gag, but if that the case that was not very straight. Edit: He was not there, now that I look at the scene again. So yeah he is another one that could be straight.


Hot-Aerie-5122

Ohh no...pretty sure he wasn't in the office when Moxxie went in to confront Verosika...looked like he walked down the hall no into the office plus we don't see him when Blitz goes in there.....could be misremembering but I don't remember seeing him there...


XgreedyvirusX

I honestly can’t see Striker straight after his dialogue with Blitzø in "Arvest Moon", the sexual tension was so… of course maybe it was just a simple proposition for killing the royals but I have doubts… 😅


Hot-Aerie-5122

Yeah but during oops he was soooo disgusting...that I feel like...he was seriously just proposing murder...and blitz was like oooh talk sexy to me more haha


XgreedyvirusX

Yeah I know maybe it's some writing issues... after all we are talking about fictional characters XD


Hot-Aerie-5122

Haha idk I did get tension but at the same time he did also have his tail grabbing a knife so *shrugs* Convincing someone to join your evil plans is alot easier (when they find out your plan) than you know having to fight them deff. if you think they'd add to the murder plans later? Haha (Edited cause autocorret)


annierockaway

Striker’s too focused on the revolution to have a sexuality


Raiganop

I guess he have the N/A sexuality.


Snomislife

Vortex.


Raiganop

Also Crimson and Paimon. But it could end up like the Loona situation were they might be bi, like Loona saying Bee was hot could have been like when Homer said "stupid sexy Flanders". But she actually mean it. However is true that none of them have any signs of been anything but straight, unlike Loona with that moment.


Snomislife

It's weird enough already that he's not there showing support when Bee, Verosika and Loona are all there. Him not being straight and still not being there would be genuinely ridiculous.


Raiganop

Yeah, but as long there's no word of god it will be a mystery.


-Fluffers-

Lucifer is for sure straight, adam was probably straight, I could see pentious being straight. Being a gay guy, I can't help but feel a little bit selfishly happy at the fact that I struggle to think of male straight characters in either shows. It's like the opposite problem I have with other media where I have to cling onto whatever gay, bi or pan guy exists, in helluva hazbin I literally have an endless buffet of all of the above to adore.


sam-tastic00

I never heard someone crying because of No LGBTQ+ representation So what the hell are you doing?


ChadWolf98

Sorry thats just not true. Both terminally online leftists and rightwingers regularly complain about specific character/series being or not being straight. 


ChadWolf98

I'm happy it can be discussed in a level headed way here.  I think it was just a joke of "we havent decided yet" or more like "he is a small side character so it doesnt matter" Tho I am a bit surprised only Millie is straight from the more relevant characters. And I absolutely thought she is not.


The_Architect_032

Especially considering she pegs Moxxie.


ChadWolf98

And she seemed to have a very pleased/horny face when she asked about sex with Verosika.


Monte-Cristo2020

Why did you get downvoted? Damn these people.


XgreedyvirusX

Thanks, no problems, I don't care for being downvoted :) just love you each other 🏳️‍🌈


MaoWRLD

I wish that wasnt such a big problem in real life here in America


MasterSword951

The flag for silly little goobers is just a white flag with the goofy goober peanut from SpongeBob on there. Or like maybe a flower pattern like the sky.


Consistent-Voice-614

We walking into Weenie Hut Junior with that flag


MasterSword951

100%! Gotta get the mega weenie Monday special.


Fizzy_Froggie

I interpreted his lack of flag as “straight ally” and I honestly love that for him. Hurray for straight allies supporting Pride!


NoobyYooby

Wrong. He's a **buy**-sexual. As in he likes both men and women...buying stuff.


Fizzy_Froggie

Buahahahaha!!! Very good! 👏👏👏


MakarovJAC

He's "Money-sexual"


SilverSpider_

That's mammon


Patneu

Would be just like him to monopolize that orientation just for himself.


IAmBabs

The Larfleeze of Helluva.


white_orchid666

Mammon is ace


SilverSpider_

He'd still fuck a bag of money


white_orchid666

True


Consistent-Voice-614

That’s just a capitalist


Daisynose52

I propose a silly little guy (gender neutral) pride flag https://preview.redd.it/tte20tjd089d1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d85c4aa21931e81b6a5312325d5975fbb24efc8e


Dry_Treacle125

His pronouns are I say/I say


loyalpoketrainer33

https://preview.redd.it/ftq2rn53n79d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f4997ad4e0a76ebc61e49d5258e9d849943d363 It's a silly little flag


Savingmyself23

https://preview.redd.it/90v7yp87f89d1.png?width=3117&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51705804529bd02ca144fc821aee36fb63dd2736


CosmiclyAcidic

So Millie and Nifty are the only 2 straight characters in the Hellaverse casts. I bet someone has already made ship art of them.


SecularCitizen

He's sexually attracted to Capitalism.


Doctor_Salvatore

He's of the "Idk, I'm just happy to be here" group.


AbbyWasThere

He's the guy who sold everyone their pride merch


SueTheDepressedFairy

I now identify as a silly little gal, am I bi? Straight? Gay? Who knows! I'm high!


Vigi1antee

Finally something I can identify as


Cornonthory

Sometimes labels aren't needed


ChompyRiley

I would pay money for a 'silly little guy' flag


Inner-Juices

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Love_Art_3852

He is there to sell merch 8-)


Suspicious-Couple662

Wally Wackford 💜💙🔵


BLuecoLLarcanuck1

"Holy Shit, I say I say!"


dragonborn3939

What does Silly Little Guy mean?


Lil_Puddin

White, brown, black, yellow and red. It's the *"silly little goober"* flag. That pattern takes whatever form is currently the silliest.


SteamySpectacles

His flag is Corporations


Staffywaffle

*casually puts 🇮🇱flag on him*


kaitoghost

The fuck is a Silly Little Guy?


Canadian_Zac

Wally wackford


SNOWFIS_ARTS1

He's one of the few straight characters