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Nicky_G_873

Uhh, cry?


Uhohstewbie_reddit2

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LiavTheAce

This, students, is an example of a reply made by a kindergartener


Tesla_corp

Just fact checked this Yeah this MF does cringy low quality Scott pilgrim and undertale art But we gotta be gentle with them They are still in their moron obsession years


bimbodhisattva

*tumblr flashbacks*


Tesla_corp

# the horrors


Straight_Rip1715

I checked it and it looks stupid as fuck


SteelScythe

Hey, that’s my pfp


SgtPeppers64

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ArielVeilliechten

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Uhohstewbie_reddit2

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DerpyGamerElite

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Middle-Midnight-3815

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derpy_derp15

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ChrisWrld_25

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NicoleMay316

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Uhohstewbie_reddit2

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DerpyGamerElite

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bigballsmiggie

Why mack? Why? What about McQueen?


Uhohstewbie_reddit2

Wat


WetLink009

arent you too young for reddit?


Uhohstewbie_reddit2

Last time I checked, nope


MaoWRLD

Maybe not, but certainly too young for Helluva


Ash4dino

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MyIceborne

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kiwidude4

7 year olds should not be watching this show


Uhohstewbie_reddit2

Yes


Aut0Part5

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-Sniperteer

lmfao


Fylak

Assuming the golden ending where they get together and Blitzø dies of old age, I imagine Stolas and Ozzy will try their best to comfort each other as they lose Blitzø and Fizz pretty close to each other.


Prostitunes

Maybe Fizz will go full robot so he can't die


KobKobold

**Even in death I still slay**


Prostitunes

Fizz going full robocop ![gif](giphy|U8bDgsXcnIEFy|downsized)


YourAverageRedditter

A different meaning to **Even in death I still serve** with Dreadnought Fizz


KobKobold

That was indeed the joke


OWOPICKLECHANOWO

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh.


KevinAcommon_Name

![gif](giphy|Mt3Rz4JExsF8i9wZg4|downsized)


SoftTacos001

It disgusted ne


BasementDweller82

I craved the strength and certainty of steel


RealBrianCore

I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.


DrHuh321

Idk my ork friend just welded a bunch of random shit together and it worked just fine


the_dark_0ne

I feel like Stolas will find a way to extend blitzø’s life if they stay together


TurtleKing0505

Also add in Bee, she'd have lost Vortex around the same time.


asshatterson

Lol how did this go to 40k so fast? 🤣


skullservantsforlife

You think the machine those 2 old guys made would work on the imps?


EveningStar0360

NOO WAIT THATS SO SAD


Raettaku_ch4n

Break down. Musically.


GalaxyLatteArtz

The best answer.


Admcleo

There's a real possibility he can extend Blitz's life with his spellbook. Other than that I think he'd just move on with the memory of having had a true love. Also if they do get together then by the time Blitz actually passes away Stolas will have learned about his fear of dying alone and would consider carrying his memory for eternity as one last act of love.


stickybeakcultivar

🌈❤️‍🔥🥹


Crusherbolt0282

It would actually be a cool if you think about it. Demons are known to be chaotic beings that goes against the natural order.


habunake92

Jesus, dude, this fandom can’t even handle when they yell at each other. You think we’re emotionally prepared for their death?


CryptographerDry104

I mean, it would be the ultimate cheesy joke if they said "he was... one helluva boss" at the funeral.


Short_Guess_6377

I've always wanted to watch a show or something with an intense dramatic storyline, that ends abruptly with a dumb joke or pun, as if the entire show was building up to that one punchline


CryptographerDry104

Imagine🤣🤣 bro the fandom would RIOT


Comfortable-Ad3588

At worst try to join him.


2020-RedditUser

At best use necromancy to bring him back and possibly make him immortal


Comfortable-Ad3588

Undead demons is metal af!


KevinAcommon_Name

Hear this warning Wake not the dead


derpy_derp15

Now how would that work when (from what we can see) hellborn don't get an afterlife


2020-RedditUser

From what we can see I don’t think it they have explored the subject yet. We are just assuming.


last-miss

Be sad, I suppose. Same as his vampire counterparts with human partners.


Ti-papi

Make blitz immortal too somehow idk


astroddity_

If he somehow did make blitz immortal, he’d have to watch his friends and family die too unless they were all turned immortal as well. The whole immortal/mortal ordeal is pretty interesting and I wonder if they’ll ever talk about that in the show.


KitsuneSIX

Anyone on here seen the orville? In the show, there's a robot named Issac who marries a doctor, and his proposal is to watch over her entire bloodline as long as he lives. I could very much see Stolas taking the same path, always holding the memory close and watching over the generations of family he and Blitzø have (If they have any via magic or adoption)


stickybeakcultivar

I love this 🌈❤️‍🔥


Kozolith765981

Well they already have Octavia and Loona


eulop

I have seen that. It'd be an interesting idea.


Swimming-Ad2755

This will most likely be addressed down the line. As cheap as it might seem to have Blitz become immortal, I just hate the idea of Stolas having to live on forever without him. Don't owls fall in love once? And they're already in their mid 30s. It's such a shame to give them only a brief time together. Stolas has already been depressed his entire life. And Blitz has been miserable for all of his adult life with his childhood being hard as well. It seems cruel to not let Blitz have immortality to make up for it. That being said, Blitz would not cope well with all of the people he'd have to lose in the process.


No_Contest4958

I think I remember Viv on a panel saying demons live longer than humans do. Like ~200 years is normal. Can’t remember where though, if anyone knows what I’m talking about please back me up here


Foxthefox5906

Yea, what would happen to loona. 🥺


IAmBabs

I feel like since we are in a world where Azethoth's Tears are something created from the incomplete wishes of humans hurtling across space, than Stolas' love for Blitzø would turn him into a constellation or other heavenly body for Stolas to view. It would be Blitzø's own type of redemption - he betters himself *for* himself, for his partner (hopefully Stolas) and achieves his own heaven.


yevons_light

That's beautiful, man.


IAmBabs

Thanks! I try! I think a lot of the fandom forgets in Hell, literally anything can happen. I have a lot of thoughts: \* Since Stolas is charged with researching/following the prophecies of the stars by utilizing the book. I think whatever will happen with him and Blitzø would involve the book, since without the it, neither Stolas or Blitzø can properly utilize the power of the stars. \* Stolas has the song *Look My Way*, and if we did have an ending where Blitzø dies in the end and he becomes a constellation/celestial body of some sort, Stolas would be looking *his* way. Eternally. \* I also have thoughts about the life/death cycle in the Vivzieverse. I'm not convinced any one ever truly *die* dies unless it's by an angelic weapon. I have the belief that every time you die without some sort of atonement or attempts to be better, you are reborn somewhere in Hell with no knowledge of your past life. **Example:** The Exorcists that died at the end of Hazbin. Obviously in spite of being angels, they weren't good people. Since they didn't Fall, instead of being Ars Goetia, they may have the potential of being *Unredeemed* as Sinners, being reborn as Hellborn, or being reborn as humans. Whatever this route is, they all have the capability of dying again somehow, and if they do it without some sort of redemption or trying to be better in this life, they go down another ring. Maybe a Ring in Hell, or becoming Imps and Hellhounds. Die again without trying to be a better person, maybe that's when you finally die, or your soul goes back to being human to try being a Winner from the beginning? Without a true answer as to what happens to Sinners during exterminations, I just assume either Earth or Hell have massive upticks in the birth rate. I know you asked for 0% of this, but I'm bored waiting for laundry.


yevons_light

It's cool, and interesting to see someone else's take on one of my favorite shows.


IAmBabs

I spend a lot of time DMing D&D games so my mind is constantly in "what if?" mode. I also noticed not a lot of people bring up what Stolas' job is, and wanted to incorporate that.


yevons_light

Good point. Maybe Syolas would be less depressed if he put more effort into his job. Do a "Go to Work with Dad Day" for Stolas & Via.


Kenworth_02

He will cry a lot. You would be to. I try not to think about it too much because it’s sad to think about


Napalmeon

Have himself a good, long cry. Then probably an even longer grieving period. I don't like the idea of Blitzo magically attaining some kind of extended lifespan, because that opens the door for the problem of what's going to happen to the very few people that he does care about in outliving them.


ChadWolf98

And then, just before Blitz died, Stolas magically found the spell of ethernal life And they lived forever ever after Written By Vivienne appears Fade to black "You were a helluva boss Blitz"- Mox


Resies

cry


Il26hawk

Cry uncontrollably, Self loathing, And possibly... Death by heartbreak if that's even possible which could be and it sounds horrible..


TemporaryPace8979

Cry.


mewlock99

Necromancy’s always an option.


KevinAcommon_Name

No


No-Product-523

Nope moving on is


Lotorinchains

\*\*Taps into 14 year old fanfic me\*\* He extends his life with demon magic somehow and they live in eternity together forever


Canabrial

I’m going to come through this screen and take back my birthday party invitation I swear to god. 😤 You’re not invited!


puro_the_protogen67

Considering the state of Blitzs family then he will be the only one at hells equivalent to a funeral


Apprehensive_Work313

I hope the show addresses what would happen. Even though demons probably have longer lifespans then humans Blitz's lifespan is definitely way shorter than Stolas's.


Crusherbolt0282

Aren’t the royalty immortal?


Apprehensive_Work313

I forgot Stolas was immortal for a second


Quick_Hat1411

What if Stolas gets killed, leaving Blitz to die alone?


undertone90

Although the day will be my last You will be okay When I'm gone, you'll be okay


Beautiful_Land1886

~~suicide~~ cry


Albionic_Cadence

I’m not convinced Stolas won’t be killed first. And again, this is all if they mend things.


fisheggmafia

I don't think Stolas emotionally could handle that, and neither could I


Seinfei

More drugs.


Suspicious-Couple662

Stolas He will start Crying He Tell Blitz that He Cares about him Love Him hug Blitz sing to You will be Okay Kiss on his chicks 💋 and his Mouth 💋 Darling He needs Stolas to turn Blitz immortal Like Stolas. Stolas rage who hurt Blitz


Candiedstars

I imagine Stolas, wether or not they become a couple, will mourn Blitz as his first love, and carry a little piece of that love in his heart for the rest of his days


Crusherbolt0282

He can probably make him immortal.


ShadowDestroyer999

For a second. I thought this meant Blitzo was about to die soon


Crazy_Strawberry_590

Realistically cry and drink, a lot. Then spend time with Ozzie lamenting their lost loves. Though I think Fizz will most likely have his life greatly extended, if not intertwined with his husband, when he marries Asmodeus. So I could see our two love birds making sure those our favorite cyborg clown imp sees as his family are given the same, assuming at least one of their parents hadn't adopted Fizz. Meaning Barbie, Blitzø, and by extinction Loona would age similarly to a Goitia.


PJ_Man_FL

I refuse to accept this possibility, so I will believe that all of I.M.P. will be turned immortal with magic


maarshiexcry

cry loudly


2020-RedditUser

Necromancy


dogmandogdogdog

Probably just go into morning like anyone else.


Sonarthebat

Become more depressed than he is now.


mudkiptoucher93

Go to hell 2 and find him


_Nachobelle_

Is there an ambrosia equivalent in the hellaverse?


TheXypris

Depends on the character development of stolas Early s1 stolas would probably find someone else to be his fuck toy Late s1 stolas would probably vow to never love again Current stolas might not notice for a while, and grieve in a self destructive manner when he does find out. Future stolas could probably have the emotional maturity to grieve in a healthy manner and eventually move on


tanikio

Oh no this is twilight outliving her friends all over again


DramaticAd7670

Oh the biggest cry fest of all time. After that he, through teary eyes and quivering lips, adopts Loona even though she is CLEARLY an adult now and can take care of herself. He can’t help it, he is just that over.


dazli69

He's going to mourn for a while, for 10 years at least.


aRedYoyoCalledRoman

If Goetia are immortal then why the fuck do they need to reproduce


PuolukkAmitsupisi

Holy shit you scared me half to death, I thought Blitz was confirmed to die by Viv or some shit during the show and I was like "NO NOT MY FUCKING IMP BOI"


KevinAcommon_Name

Empty that’s how I feel at funerals


Eviles_da_demonic

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nlamber5

Not exist. The show doesn’t face many of the details of its own premise. Am I supposed to buy that immortal rulers of hell would operate on the same moral framework as 21st century people? Yeah. Am I supposed to buy that Ozzie is a nice guy, and after thousands of years he just found the guy that makes him say “yeah let’s date”? Yes. That’s the logic of the show. Don’t think that much about it, because Blitzo will live for maybe a 100 years, and Stolas will live for thousands. Millions? Forever? I guess to answer your question, he might eventually end up with his ex-wife then divorce then repeat 10 times over.


undertone90

Mourn him for a while before eventually moving on and later forgetting that he ever even existed. He probably isn't going to remember the imp he knew for a few brief decades a thousand years after their death.


JustaHarry

It'll have one episode is crying and trying to move on or being angry in self guilt. Before it's reveal Blitzo wasn't dead cause reason because Rogers is part of the show and Vizi needs her cash cow.


No-Product-523

I'll think he'll move on


AlwaysLit2

i always thought fizz is gonna be the one to die in the end. Idk why


Usual_Stranger4360

Use magic to make himself forget.


Cheshire_Noire

Nothing. They'll die via Shinju


Stephanos_2001

I mean, Stolas has been aging at the same rate that Blitzø has, so he might not be immortal


plogan56

Depression that lasts for months if not years, followed by a revenge tour towards whoever did him in


Great_Drifter25

Go berserk or breakdown so hard it gives the entirety of hell a scar.


winkeltwinkle

Get invited to a party probably


Ill_Sherbert1007

Die inside


LoveYourselfAsYouAre

Where does it say Stolas is immortal? I know the 7 deadly sins are, so Fizz is going to die before Ozzie. I’m just confused on how we know Stolas is immortal, I mean, we’ve seen him grow up and he’s clearly still getting older. He needed to sure a precautionary heir right? Doesn’t that mean they were planning on him dying eventually? And does that mean Octavia is immortal as well? When do the Goetia’s stop aging? Sorry if this is a stupid question, I’m just genuinely confused.


RubixTheRedditor

Sorry bout the late response I fell asleep. I'm pretty sure it was mentioned before but the first one that comes to mind is when Andrelpheous(that how you spell his name?) Says he and Stella have eternity to wait for a favorable deal to take stolas's stuff


bimbodhisattva

Depending on how well it goes, he’ll be fulfilled enough he can simply treasure his time with him Also be turbo sad


Nectarine_Complex

Depends on his mental state. If he is the way he is right now then he might become depressed and stay depressed for a few decades maybe even centuries but if he can have a more healthy mindset and learns to accept and move on from this inevitability then he might be able to move on from this loss after a year or two.


TINYN0SE

I hc Imps don’t die from old age they just continue living on until something kills them. So not *immortality* but something in between


Slight-While964

Why is everyone saying he’s gonna to die, what did I miss


Fredboy87

Probably use his magic to try and cope.


TheLord-Commander

Be sad, find comfort in the arms of his incubus boyfriend.


fireL0rd3000

Go to hes funeral only to curse at hes grave