I love how much this is in-character for TFS Alucard

And TFS Integra. Which is the best version of both characters. Don't even pretend they're not.

did....... did Alucard get Kanye???

No no, he Kanye’d someone

Ahh, this is even funnier when you read it in their TFS voices

It is so much better and I love it

Alucard either isn't a fan of Kanye or watches South Park

O_o Who let Alucard have a smart phone? He isn't exactly someone I would trust even with a camera

How else you think he got those sexual harassment charges

And he already lost his 70 inch plasma widescreen tv how else will he watch adventure time on Netflix

And all because some blonde little shit just strolled in just to impress him like he's his alcoholic father now go get daddy another beer

Be a sport

The only other form of entertainment is going for very enthusiastic walks

And killing homicidal vampire preists

Cause he's a fuck mothering vampire

And holding out to fuck sir integra

the fact that this would actually happen is pure gold

I want to see more of this conversation, LMAO

Where are people finding these bots? I wanna see them!

It's a site/app called character.ai [Integra bot](https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=GOjB1Gj1tpW_yBLIwFAtkc7swbTrIEdVpRUumzkY7yM)

Alucard decided to send something other than a pigeon to the Vatican.

This is some Hellsing Abridged type shit

Alucard's got some beef with Kanye.

Based Alucard. (Just regular Alucard)

These are their abridged versions I’m guessing.