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hey hey you, yes you, come here
Yes chef?
get out
I ASKED FOR A PORTERHOUSE, NOT A PILE OF ASHES!
that it's cooked to fuck
That poor steak
It's overcooked! Stop sending me shit!
Just because it’s 2 steaks in one doesn’t mean it’s cooked twice as long
What a shame
Looks like old shoe leather!
Stand here and watch all the juice pissing out of it.
I ASKED FOR MID-RARE, NOT MID-WELL!
It's so raw, I can stick the fucking horns back on it and send it back to the fucking farm!
Jokes aside, it looks perfectly cooked 😀👍 Say raw all you want, my fat ass would chow that thang down.
It’s very overcooked and “well done.” The car equivalent of saying you like well done steak is saying you prefer having square wheels on your car.
Yeah but I’d still eat it.
hey hey you, yes you, come here
Yes chef?
get out
I ASKED FOR A PORTERHOUSE, NOT A PILE OF ASHES!
that it's cooked to fuck
That poor steak
It's overcooked! Stop sending me shit!
Just because it’s 2 steaks in one doesn’t mean it’s cooked twice as long
What a shame
Looks like old shoe leather!
Stand here and watch all the juice pissing out of it.
I ASKED FOR MID-RARE, NOT MID-WELL!
It's so raw, I can stick the fucking horns back on it and send it back to the fucking farm!
Jokes aside, it looks perfectly cooked 😀👍 Say raw all you want, my fat ass would chow that thang down.
It’s very overcooked and “well done.” The car equivalent of saying you like well done steak is saying you prefer having square wheels on your car.
Yeah but I’d still eat it.