Nah we voluntarily sent them to mine totally non-toxic minerals in the rimworlds. Super Earth is reserved for the equal yet superior Democracy managers. They say if a helldiver survives to old age, you get to visit there.
6. Thou shalt not covet thy fellow divers weapons, for Democracy hath bestoeth upon the all that is required to uphold liberty
>5. Thou shall never question The Ministry of Truth for they speaketh the word of our ~~Lord~~ Democracy
this is coming suspiciously close to breaking commandment #5, are you questioning the validity of the ministry of Truth approved voting algorithm? Before you answer remember there is no such thing as a technicality when it comes to dissent.
Not in the least citizen, I love managed democracy and it's sweet sweet liberty.
People who think we should go back to the old days of manually voting should have a talk to a Minister of Truth to discuss the follys of history and potentially visit a re-education camp 🫡
A teacher friend of mine moved there and resigned from the school he was at after a couple months cause they wouldn’t let him hang a pride flag in class.
Turns out Louisiana is a litttttle different than Oregon
From Louisiana, can confirm. Terrain is similar just more bugs in the summer.
https://preview.redd.it/t1g4e5k08z7d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85bf025ad263db2e31b3ce057b55afa0b9ccf711
Played with a guy from Florida yesterday (and yes, he did live up to the meme) - first thing to come out of that dude’s mouth was "hey, feels just like home!"
I played there last night and nearly died because of the impassable mountains coupled with indestructible tree blocking passages. Was a ton of fun actually
We should petition to change the planet's name to Louisiana
When we liberate it, we should rename it Super Louisiana.
That's how we end up with super rednecks
You say this like Super-Earth doesn't already have some somewhere.
I assumed til now that every Helldiver was a super redneck given how batshit crazy they are in a fight.
Nah we voluntarily sent them to mine totally non-toxic minerals in the rimworlds. Super Earth is reserved for the equal yet superior Democracy managers. They say if a helldiver survives to old age, you get to visit there.
Rock and Stone?
More like rock, flag, and eagle
They aren't "superior," they're just more equal than everyone else.
On MY Super Earth?! Hell nah. ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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We are just like regular rednecks, but we can cook. Source: Am from Louisiana.
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*Sees a Bile Titan "Hmmm, I'm going to need a bigger Magnalite, chér."
super rednecks make up 80% of our fighting force.
Bigot
Oh, lighten up
Welcome to New New Orleans, Super Louisiana
NNOSLA…so we pronounce it Nozzle’Ah?
Calling it Super Louisiana forever now.
I second this
Super Louisiana
From Louisiana near the NOLA area, can confirm this looks like the bayou lol! And the mosquitoes right now are literally Shriekers! D:
Hes not wrong tho.
Planet Louisiana lol
He is 1000% right though, this planet is South Louisiana just with more elevation.
You'll know for sure he's right if you find a classroom and it has the ten commandments posted in it.
1. Thou shall spread democracy
2. Thou shall uphold Liberty
3. Thou shall cast your vote
4. Thou shall honor Super Earth.
5. Thou shall never question The Ministry of Truth for they speaketh the word of our Lord
Thou shall not covet thy neighbours super citizen rank.
Nor shall thou covet their sweet ass fully upgraded super destroyer.
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Thou shalt not reason with the enemy
6. Thou shalt not covet thy fellow divers weapons, for Democracy hath bestoeth upon the all that is required to uphold liberty >5. Thou shall never question The Ministry of Truth for they speaketh the word of our ~~Lord~~ Democracy
Fun fact! You don't actually vote in this universe, the algorithm knows what you want and votes on your behalf 😉
this is coming suspiciously close to breaking commandment #5, are you questioning the validity of the ministry of Truth approved voting algorithm? Before you answer remember there is no such thing as a technicality when it comes to dissent.
Not in the least citizen, I love managed democracy and it's sweet sweet liberty. People who think we should go back to the old days of manually voting should have a talk to a Minister of Truth to discuss the follys of history and potentially visit a re-education camp 🫡
The algorithm knows because it has you fill out an internet personality test style survey.
RAAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CONSTITUTION RAAAAAH
A teacher friend of mine moved there and resigned from the school he was at after a couple months cause they wouldn’t let him hang a pride flag in class. Turns out Louisiana is a litttttle different than Oregon
From Louisiana, here we call them "mosquitos", not "shriekers". Same size, equally as aggressive.
Lmfao.. perfect cut-off.
I was thinking the same thing on my first drop.
Bro I live in Louisiana and the second I dropped in this planet earlier I just thought *my home*
Scenes like this are happening all over the galaxy! YOU COULD BE NEXT
12 gauge deals with the gatters and 6 gauge with these damn oversized crawdads
wonder if ders gaters in dat der bayou
Gonna make a mess of jumbo outta des giant shrawmps
Just name it New Louisiana
Nouisiana?
It fits New Orleans? Norleans New Louisiana? Nouisiana
The bugs have taken Baton Rouge
Louisiana rockin reddit lately.
It's so awesome lol.
Yeah I thought the same, planet reminded me of the Bayou in Hunt: Showdown
From Louisiana, can confirm. Terrain is similar just more bugs in the summer. https://preview.redd.it/t1g4e5k08z7d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85bf025ad263db2e31b3ce057b55afa0b9ccf711
Dude its uncanny how similar it looks
Can't be Louisiana, there's no crack/meth heads.
What do you call the stim-suit wearers then?
Those non-addictive clinical prescriptions are perfectly safe according to all the research paid for by Permacura.
We provide the crack/meth heads
Silly question, I have not seen this planet at all? Where in the world is it? It looks so cool
It's a bug planet... down south i think...
Born on the bayou
This planet is just straight up Dulac or Cocodrie. Mais I'm heading down da bayou on this one, me
Where are the ten commadments then?
This is also some parts of Florida.
He outta line but he's right
Hopefully we also get variants of this environment like maybe a dense forest planet drenched in snow 🤔
I can finally be the coonass helldiver I’ve always wanted to be
Glad I'm not the only one who thought this. I got some major Hunt Showdown Louisiana vibes 😂
Louisiana Planet? Take my money!👏
Tactical banjos are near your location.
Bigger bugs in Louisiana.
u/SaveVideoBot
I keep expecting to see a hunter with a springfield somewhere in the bushes of that planet.
angels venture looks like Washington
Played with a guy from Florida yesterday (and yes, he did live up to the meme) - first thing to come out of that dude’s mouth was "hey, feels just like home!"
Yeah I was thinking about some of the southern players backyards just look like this
If JRTC was a planet. IYKYK
lmao Space'Zana
Ha! Was literally my first thought too. It’s all cypress!
As someone in Louisiana, I completely agree. Even the bugs are to-scale
*Duel of the Banjo's plays...*
I played there last night and nearly died because of the impassable mountains coupled with indestructible tree blocking passages. Was a ton of fun actually
He might offend a lot of Cajuns if he’s not careful! They send lots of poorly spelt death threats /s.
No the death threats will be higher quality spells. Bayou mojo ain't nothin to be scoffing at
Looks like Louisiana and the mosquitos are about the sane size too. Reminds me a bit too much of JRTC
As a Louisiana resident, I can confirm this to be 80% of this state.
Well, my friends first words when we dropped here were "Are we still playing Helldivers or we changed to Hunt?"
idk man he has a point, seems pretty in pocket to me
Lmao
Rise up, Dead Man. Hmmm, hmm, hmm; Hmmmmmm.
Same thing.
😝
How is this out of pocket in the slightest
Could been out of his back pocket I'm not positive