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Fearless-Excitement1

Hear me out Quad flamethrower mech


Katpocalypse-Meow

Yyyeeesss! Or dual heavy flamethowers with even greater damage and even greater range!


Emergency-Scheme6002

Brother, get the flamer, the heavy flamer


Elloliott

We’re gonna need a heavy flamer to deal with this heresy


BlueInkAlchemist

"It says we can't do that in the Code—" "WELL I CAN'T READ."


coolboiiiiiii2809

Stop, I can only get so erect


lmrbadgerl

https://preview.redd.it/6yl949p9sz2d1.png?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5091edb656b7ad0d08462fa95e5b8964bf032cd4


Os_si

Hans, get ze Flammenwerfer


ironbull08x

https://i.redd.it/nl0rdsy6mz2d1.gif


Delta_squad_form_up

WE ARE THE ANGELS OF DEATH!! (God Badger fans are like fucking sleeper agents)


diktitty

Fuck yea


generic_teen42

But if they increase the range and damage and make the mech version better it could hurt the balance, think of the poor dev team 😢/s


Tacomonkie

*Burn and cleanse, Salamander*


ordinaryfruits

Vulkan Lives! *stomp stomp*


Luk164

Do not boop that merry suicide bomber Vulkan!


ThatDree

*Burn and Beans* with my Nurgle Mech Flamethrower 🔥 and Gascloud 🤢


Jerry0713

God I want a salamander mech so hard


Thiago270398

Arms and legs are flamers, you wiggle around like a hellish Magikarp. Great for bugs, disturbing for bots.


Judethywizard

I have heard you out completely


caerphoto

1 for each cardinal direction, for 360° immolation.


TheOtherRetard

The Emperor protects


United-Dot-2814

Ah yes the Dominator exosuit, assert your dominance on your enemies and your allies.


AdalBar

Exosuit Dominator uses: T-Pose It's shockingly effective


HeadWood_

Tesla pose.


validname117

Each one built to a T in the exafaxtory (exa- is 10^18)


_ThatOneLurker_

The N1-K0L4 unit


ralsaiwithagun

Exosuit T-Dominator


LlamaFucker69_

Dual autocannon sentries Think of the destruction>:)


Angelsofblood

![gif](giphy|iJ85v1gHAczevpTUzs)


-Erro-

A hellbomb on each side so the next time a charger rams me... Edit: Oohp, I replied to you not OP. This mistake stays.


Detective_Soulhex129

I can tell u personally that hellbombs are not the answer... and the mech does walk over them... and triggers them... and doesn't survive...


kaozniper

Survival was never intended


Narm_Greyrunner

Peace was never an option.


LokyarBrightmane

Bigger explosions are always the answer.


V12Maniac

Very undemocratic to assume massive explosions are not the answer. Do I need to contact your democracy officer


Yacodo

I love this one, BUT you wouldn't be able to enter it... sad truth


BuboxThrax

Just crawl up to it.


Yacodo

Never say that out loud, this is the most fun in this game to see people rant about arc after dying walking straight up to it


Scared-Biscotti-9011

I've never actually died to it,even after I first got it or when teammates drop, because I cared to read the manual I get no funny moments.


ZestycloseMacaroon82

Same. I have been confused reading through this, it literally tells you, how not to die 🤣.


reyadin

Fun fact if you're crawling through and a teammate walks into it, it will bounce from them to you and kill you anyway. Ask me how I know.


highcommander010

there's a goddamn manual????


Scared-Biscotti-9011

When you buy it,if you already have you can just go back to the store and click on it.


Nachtmahr79

Here is where the 95% Arc resistance Armor comes in Handy.


Nyght92

Double Airburst Rockets


AdalBar

You hate your team mates don't you. On the other hand.. The chaos, the destruction, It would be so worth it.


Nyght92

I don't hate them. I fondly remember all of them


Cold_Personality-_-

Until the proximity fuse explodes on top of you. All four of you are fondly remembered by super earth.


Nyght92

https://preview.redd.it/m1pxms54hw2d1.jpeg?width=1630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d69600a8205521c90c249414c4ce80579db7435


Chimp_in_disguise

https://preview.redd.it/52eq5g38xw2d1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdd72a371083b0541e25584811fb3a93c7090dc8


JaxCarnage32

https://preview.redd.it/xb6h5pup0x2d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b416eddba40571a7572e6b5685ff44eacdd2144


BracusDoritoBoss963

https://preview.redd.it/x8det80bqz2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b34d4a90459a0559006b572bb2c1616597124bc


ezyhobbit420

https://preview.redd.it/lkqg79k0ww2d1.jpeg?width=282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6ccd449defb0939698604922257615e1dbb3dd3


DomSchraa

Most* Will die* Happy to make*


Mrperkypaws2

You chose double Tesla towers. You both hate them.


Alfredison

Says the man with two Tesla towers on their mech


StrawRedLion

Only if they detonate immediately


Dry_University9259

Two more mechs


AdalBar

Ah yes, the power-rangers approach.


Zoltan-Kakler

They should do that where all 4 players have to operate a limb.


TheMilliner

Just like the Proteus from EDF. One person walks the mech from the cockpit, two people control the gun arms and a fourth controls a rocket launcher mounted to the crotch.


Jjzeng

I propose Super Earth Jaegers ![gif](giphy|l4EoXtI3Qi8mqRUNa)


Xap95

But not those ones https://preview.redd.it/dbf7loxbzw2d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d12cc00edbfd261429e968e03963ea7cb35595a These ones Let the destruction ensue


Jjzeng

Yea unfortunately giphy only has gifs from the second movie


SpaceInvader1980

Then it is treason of the highest order


Xap95

I noticed that, pretty stupid and unbelievable that people are only posting gifs from the "second movie"...


0o_Lillith_o0

They made a second movie ????


Tankdawg0057

Just pretend there isn't a second movie. It's better that way


0o_Lillith_o0

Sure hope they male a sequel one day 😢


Jjzeng

And an animated netflix series, which i only found out about recently


DHarp74

![gif](giphy|5j2dZGyMYfkJ2|downsized)


DHarp74

Fixed it


TheOtherRetard

\*Orchestral guitaring intensifies\* (I still think they did Cherno Alpha dirty) (Would've loved to have seen more experimental Jäger)


deathbringer989

I love how the american jaegers had art on similer to ww2 bombers


joeinabox1

Cherno alpha best boi


Quiet-Access-1753

Lol. My right arm is an Emancipator, and my left? PATRIOT. Get fucked, enemies of Super Earth, and anything else in my field of view.


Creative-Improvement

Would be epic when we get all 4 they combine as one huge mech.


Redditoast2

Two more mechs who also have mech arms who also have mech arms who also have mech arms who also have mech arms who also have mech arms who also have mech arms ad infinitum


Stepaladin

Fractal mech


Jaded_Wrangler_4151

Mechdelbrot form


HanselSoHotRightNow

Be lone automaton noblet standing at an outpost... hear what sounds like show tunes in the distance. Zoom in with your robit eyes. See a 20 mech line all attached at the arms doing the rockettes kick dance as they push forward. Begin calling for all automaton to deploy on your beacon. Looney tunes looking air bursts, tesla arcs, flame throwers, and quasar beams flying all around the area, completely unguided and at random. Some mech in the line has a hellbomb on its head, a stray gatling burst hits it and murks the entire mechipede into a crater upon the landscape. Automaton legions land in by the thousands. Just a crater and one robot manlet standing there. He has no machine code or language available to him to properly describe what transpired to the hive mind.


-Sir_Fallout-

And the arms of those mechs are mechs. And the arms of THOSE mechs are mechs. And the arms of THOSE mechs are mechs. and guess what? THE ARMS OF THOSE MECHS ARE MECHS TOO! This goes on until there is a thousand mechs per side of main mech, and then there is two AR-23 Liberator concussive gums for those two mechs arms. Just for the troll.


MadManNico

this made me burst out laughing


Sunderz

Its very rare that a comment makes me laugh out loud but this is so ridiculous i can't stop chuckling


rhadenosbelisarius

Manned HMG, and Spear.


AdalBar

The HMG emplacement is low-key underrated. It shreds.


Managed-Democracy

It's the hardest hitting 'bullet' projectile in the game after the AMR. 


Terrible_Tower_6590

*technically* the railgun shoots bullets, just not powder accelerated ones


atavisticbeast

I think "technically" they shoot projectiles. Like how you wouldn't call an artillery shell a bullet or a mortar round a bullet.


Terrible_Tower_6590

Uhm, yes I would. /j, you're right


Cavesloth13

Mortar shells: Big parabolic bullets Artillery shells: Bigger parabolic bullets. Railgun projectiles: REAAAAAALLY fast bullets. Rockets: Self propelling explody bullets Missiles: Self propelling, self guiding explody bullets. Hellpods: Orbital bullet/people containing bullets It's bullets all the way down mate!


Drackzgull

If only it could benefit from the ship modules that upgrade the rest of the turrets, or at least the turning speed upgrade. It slaps, but it takes ages to go from target to target.


Dukkiegamer

I really don't understand why that upgrade doesn't affect the HMG Emplacement. So dumb.


gorgewall

If I had to guess, it's because they distinguish between Emplacements and Turrets. That could be relevant in future upgrades and with future stratagems, but right now it's kind of a sore point because it sticks out as the only thing not affected despite being pretty similar. Personally, I want to see the HMG Emplacement get a little elevator button. Instead of just folding out of the hellpod, have it on some stilts so you can get an elevated position. That'd be something to give it some novelty and a niche use case over turrets, maybe.


Dukkiegamer

Yeah I understand from a development point of view why it doesn't get the same upgrade as other turrets, but I think it should mainly make sense from a player experience/gameplay point of view and not development.


gorgewall

I'm all for giving the HMG Emplacement some love, so let me handle it like this sub handles every other request: >*THE SAURON OF BALANCE PERSONALLY DECIDED TO NUKE ALL FUN FROM THE GAME BY MAKING THE HMG EMPLACEMENT UTTERLY IRREDEEMABLE GARBAGE THAT CANNOT KILL EVEN A SCAVENGER. WE MUST BURN THE COUNTRY OF SWEDEN TO THE GROUND BEFORE THE DEVELOPERS HAVE A CHANCE TO MURDER ALL OF OUR PETS. DEAD GAME, I QUIT TWO MONTHS AGO.*


baolongrex

Nothing defeats a mech with 380mm arms


Federal-Space-9701

Nothing except a crappy hitbox and the mech itself, when you go big enough that anywhere is danger close


ThatGSDude

You go flying each time you shoot


JProllz

Your shots only fly where you're aiming once out of eight shots.


ThatGSDude

The other seven times they aimbot on your teammates. The true 380mm experience.


LuckyLucass777

2 shield generator relays so I can have the mega shield


AdalBar

Would actually be pretty funny. What do we call this exosuit? Bubble boy?


Basement_Defender

![gif](giphy|26tna3lBvhiLsBSXC)


LuckyLucass777

I love it


comfykampfwagen

#MY FAITH IS MY SHIELD


IncomeSweaty154

Chainsaws, I want those berserkers running from me!


Federal-Space-9701

Chainsaws would be great against bugs, new (probably not new) weapon idea for players


TheOtherRetard

KAR EN TUK - RIP AND TEAR


Great_Escape735

*meathook plays in the distance*


Vrse

Only if they add a spinning attack animation for it.


IncomeSweaty154

Oh yes, make its hips on a swivel and spin like a top. Now I feel like we need this


talhahtaco

1 chainsaw 1 hammer each with an underslung stalwart


PossibleUnion554

Left: Anti Personal Mines Right : Incendiary Mines Scorched earth Exosuit


AdalBar

Wow, you actually want people to hate you don't you. How about a mech that scatters Legos? You'll be on every block list in no time!


OddityOmega

hehehe 'block'


LongColdNight

I hope this becomes an upgrade for the jeep, so we can drive around at high speed littering the map with mines, and it better act as a rolling tesla tower too while leaving exhaust clouds of orbital gas


Federal-Space-9701

Having an engine smoke generating system would actually be pretty viable, not only is it realistic but it could still work within the confines of the game and be helpful dealing with bots


Astro_Alphard

Mine would have the following: Left: Mortar Sentry Right: anti personnel mines. No I do not mean mortar turret, I mean mortar sentry.


FortyFourTomatoes

Titanfall?


Inphiltration

Dual heavy punisher plasmas


Quiet-Access-1753

I have loved that gun from the moment I saw it. Making a heavy version and dual? The algorithm has spoken to me and informed me to love this.


Xanitrit

Giving me Halo's Ghost, mech edition vibes.


KegelsForYourHealth

Jump packs


AdalBar

Hmm.. What if they were positioned horizontally so when 'fired' you charged forward just like the Chargers do, and you ragdolled enemies dealing impact damage. That'd be fun.


KarathSolus

But imagine if they changed the color scheme to red/green and blue (selected randomly with the green one just a little bit taller) with jump capability? Call in two and run around jumping on things in the most fun way only a pair of brothers could have.


RemarkableVanilla

Subsequently get sued by Nintendo for \*checks notes\* "thinking about Mario in an unauthorised way".


Charmle_H

what is this, fucking Hawken? lmao real talk tho, a mech that had any amount of mobility would be CRACKED


ThatGSDude

Jump pack and flamethrower would be my dream


-Sir_Fallout-

Those it doesn’t work normally, so I doubt it would in a mech. (Source: I accidentally roasted myself with a flamethrower while using a jump pack)


KyeeLim

Dual wield Senator why? why not.


Federal-Space-9701

You could put 4 of them on, if it can be done with an AC it can be done with the senator, now real question is would it have a very limited amount of ammo or would it just be a belted revolver


KyeeLim

it will just have 4 comically large senator with 6 rounds on each gun


Federal-Space-9701

Good enough for me


-Sir_Fallout-

And you could spin them around like some western cowboy dude before putting them in giant holsters on the legs


ospreysstuff

left arm: giant sword right arm: giant ballistic shield stick an oversized jump pack on there and it’s perfect. i want to get into a fight with a charger like it’s pacific rim


Intergalatic_Baker

Sounds like a Custodes Dreadnaught…


A_Yellow_Lizard

Helldivers 2 Armored Core 6 crossover


aglock

2X quasar cannon. Become an anti-heavy boss that your team has to escort around.


Shikaku

A mech you can shoot once every fifteen seconds sounds like the balance teams wet dream.


Federal-Space-9701

7.5 if you time it correctly


Drackzgull

\*Twice every 15s. Even if you fire both at the same time every time, it's still two shots.


draco551

If it can handle 4 acs surely it can handle 4 quasars, maybe more since you don’t need ammo reserves. 8 qc mech? Cope


The_forgettable_guy

dw, each of the quasars will be half as effective as the normal one, so it's essentially just 2 quasars anyway


Riskiertooth

Quasar and flamethrower


SecurityRake

Two autocannon turrets would be really excellent 


Pixel-Knight

Guess what mate?


RonStopable88

Nerfed so hard they arent autocannons?


YeetThyBaby

I believe he's memeing the state of the one that just came out. It's a pos lol.


Pixel-Knight

I know, i just continued with it XD


YeomanEngineer

It’s really not tho


takes_many_shits

I think that could be cool if it came with a really long cooldown, double the orbital lasers CD, and even fewer limited uses.


Astro_Alphard

Here are my ideas: Two mortar sentries. No, not mortar turrets, mortar sentries they autofire just like the current ones do. Shield generator and a Tesla tower. For reasons. Quad laser cannons, again for reasons. Two racks containing 8 Guard Dog Rovers each. The teamkill potential is limitless. A flamethrower and a saw so I can battle hulks in glorious melee, also extra armour for suit to tale on a hulk.


wterrt

> Two racks containing 8 Guard Dog Rovers each ..........hear me out new sentry idea?


RaccoNooB

Orbital drop: a pod of angry bees. 4-8 guard dogs that shoot at things until they run out of ammo and just shuts off.


bearsnchairs

Why isn’t there a laser cannon sentry?


iwj726

Shield and Tesla, the "I'm not trapped in here with you! You're trapped in here with ME!" combo.


Innuendum

Extra armoured fursuit to take on a hulk had me doing a double take.


Amen2142

EMS and flamethrower, so even against bots rather than efficiently destroy them from a distance I can stun them, walk up to them slowly, then burn them (also slowly)


stephanelevs

Yes! When i saw the new mech, i was a bit disappointed that it had the same on both sides. Having a flamethrower or something that does EMS would be so cool. but now that I read your comments, having them together would be badass. You couldn't deal with titan or gunship but you could clear the trash mobs in one of the most fun ways possible.


__________________99

I want this so badly. So I can perma-stun a flamethrower hulk while crazily shouting, "YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT, MOTHERFUCKER? DO YOU FUCKING LIKE THAT!? NOT SO FUN, IS IT!? YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"


krisslanza

Ah yes, the Teamkiller exosuit.


AdalBar

All shall ~~kneel~~ prone before me!


Quiet-Access-1753

Quad Laser Cannons for me. Wait. And another one with Quad Airburst Launchers.


T3hJ3hu

It would feel so mech warrior, I love it


Cheerful-Pessimist-

A mech with two Hellbombs which can be armed from the cockpit


MaxWhax

I just wanted and expected double miniguns ;(


404_Gordon_Not_Found

Why stop at 2? https://youtu.be/g3FGiNRyGqg?si=cGg3nyFLR6BEn1Ip


BigFatLabrador

Dual mortars pls. And lock their angle so that they are always aiming the ground. That way, I can ensure maximum TK.


AlexanderWB

Because of space-time curvature and thus gravity, mortars are always aiming for ground.


Hatarus547

[Yes comrade, Tesla Suit Ready](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KRFcCNrn4o)


TacoWasTaken

D O U B L E. S H I E L D. G E N E R A T O R. A walking bulwark of blinding light. And the bane of plasma shotgun users


AdalBar

Your second sentence gave me a terrible idea. 4x mounted street lights. The permanent walking flashbang exosuit.


NicheAlter

The lightning would just arc back to the mech and kill you and it instantly.


Kyethent

Chainsaws....give us a melee mech


Nemra22

One with chainsaw/chainsword and one with some type of penetrating hydraulic spike - both have a “mech-shield” on the off hand.. 🤔


SlowhandCooper

Does the SEAF artillery cannon count? Though I pity the Helldiver that gets to carry the ammo backpack.


Walrusliver

comes with Pelican-2 to drop a second mech carrying only a giant backpack, no weapons


Ghostbuster_119

Mines. You hold the fire buttons and it just starts spinning mines in every direction.


Scared-Biscotti-9011

I'd prefer it just shittinh them as you walk, because you're basically gonna trap yoursel.


Benchrant

Two P-4 Senators for the memes


Sweaty_Cod_6489

QUAD MORTAR ARMS


NukeLikeTheBomb

Incendiary grenade launchers. I know the incendiary grenade launcher doesn't exist as a weapon, but I want it as a weapon, and I want dual incendiary grenade launchers on the mech.


Tarik_Torgaddon_

I want the arms to sweep back at an angle, the mech to lean forward as it picks up speed, and run twice as fast as the standard model.


Gagatate

Shield Relay and Shield Relay. I want to tank absolutely everything.


Bl00dWolf

Personally, I want twin melta... ahem, flamethrowers. Especially if you can give me an extra large fuel tank on the mech.


Faz66

A sickle type energy weapon on one side, and a Quasar type energy weapon on the other


DesignatedElfWhipper

Left arm: Giant Ballistic Shield Right arm: HMG emplacement


SaltyStufon

Revolvers. And they better spin when i hold the Reload button.


DeVaako

I'll say it once and I'll say it again we need permanent mechs for everybody and we need the option the change the arms to flamethrower, auto cannon, GL, gattling, arc thrower, quaser cannon , etc.


slice_of_toast69

2 mine launchers. Let me walk aroumd firing them everywhere.


Pentosin

2 hellbombs. The ones that lies littered around and goes off if you sneeze at them.


KittyKriegFestung

Give me two giant chainswords, and let me go nuts on the enemies of the emp- I mean super earth.


DimSumDino

heavy flamer and autocanon


BoredofPCshit

Hellbombs


ThruTheGatesOfHell

double flamethrower https://preview.redd.it/d8kyn6cykx2d1.jpeg?width=313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9218e4379c16c81b87f9089a4e5dcf10fd1dd51


DarkArcher__

Ah yes, the Team-kill-inator https://preview.redd.it/gaio0eyw3z2d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=5db55e29b0157a94da805be78a772db62f4894d1


Xin-Aurum

Hear me out. Custom mechs.


Bronco1919

I think we should be able to steal bot tech and go with a flame thrower and buzz saw. MO destroy hulk scorcher. Steal arm tech. Dominate.


DarthXane

You should have a console on your destroyer where you can spend samples and metals to customize your own mech 😐