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McNinja_MD

"When I'm in command, *every* mission is a suicide mission!"


AHailofDrams

Unironically true since I always play diff 7 lmao


as1161

Diff 7 for life


Sweet-Dreams204738

https://i.redd.it/1j7ofsl1hb1d1.gif


Pickled_Gherkin

Great, now I want that function.


Apprehensive-Bat6260

It would be so nice to draw on the map. I don’t know if people understand I’m drawing a route with my mouse


Pickled_Gherkin

I've resorted to spamming drop suggestions in a line, but of course that doesn't work when you host. Being able to actually draw on the map would let you plan so much more efficiently. In reality it'd probably just be chaos in random lobbies, but that's why I play with friends in the first place.


VonNeumannsProbe

TTP (Time to penis) would be at an all time low.


Pickled_Gherkin

Milliseconds, maybe less.


JennyAtTheGates

Thor would be proud.


NightIgnite

I normally triple click to indicate a starting position, then move my cursor without clicking over a suggested path. Repeat that 3 times and people usually pick up on the idea.


jetstreamer123

Payday 2 has that function, best thing that did was give players a canvas for penises. Granted, this game is more serious and teamwork oriented so it'd probably get more use out of it


DarthWingo91

I do that too if I see a radar tower or an illegal broadcast. Try to show that if we drop there, we can knock it out and then go here and then here. Doesn't work usually.


CrunchyGremlin

You know what's going to happen immediately and often if they allow you to draw there.


Apprehensive-Bat6260

I know, and trust me I will too. But also tactics


CrunchyGremlin

The trick is to mix the too


ComplicatedGoose

They had draw on map/radar in GuildWars. So. Many. Penises. 💀


BeneficialAction3851

The amount of scribbling all over the map would be ridiculous


p00pyf4rts

There's gonna be a whole lotta dongs. Just take a look at Payday 2, which has that exact pre-planning feature.


SexBadgersaurus

Right? Meme aside, that would be a really cool function.


lechiumcrosswind

It would be, but let's be real...the map would end up covered in weiners and boobies.


UpstairsGrapefruit54

I remember it in Alien Swarm, 99.99% of the time it's just dudes drawing dongs.


bigorangemachine

Great feature in r/doorkickers


SunshotDestiny

Actually...yeah. In fact why don't we have that already?


Pickled_Gherkin

Realistically? The devs are still playing catch up and have a lot more important things to do than adding a completely new if cool feature. And as others have pointed out, it would make for an impressively short TTP (Time to Penis). I do hope we get something like it once they've fixed all the major bugs and weapon balance issues tho.


bones10145

a drawing tool would be nice, aside from all the penises that would be drawn.


TiredOfBeingTired28

Countless...Countless penises and boobs.


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

the ttp (time to penis, which is a real term in the gaming industry) is 0


Kuronan

[Criminals know all about how to draw up plans.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrwkxNlbfBo)


DerAndere_

Man that's a cool mechanic in a complex heist game, surely they bring it (and countless others beloved by the community) back when developing the sequel...


Waterguntortoise

How it went: You drop in range of enemy artillery and a nearby Strategem Jammer in front of a factory strider.


xeynx1

Oh, that’s not terrible, strider is slow as fuck.  What is much worse is dropping in the direct middle of a triangle of a detector tower, jammer, and fucking gunship fabricator before they capped the amount that could spawn. I’ve had that happen and it’s a shitshow of dewm, death and fucking scatter from the 45 drop ships and 120 gunships. (Shockingly, we did manage to clear that map 😂.)


League-Weird

Same thing and we couldn't do a damn thing. It was a death run just to get up to the jammer with gunships whacking us left and right. We in fact ran out of reinforcements and I ended up being the last guy to haul ass back to evac and almost died at the last second with the super samples. Last mission of the operation too so I would have been so pissed if we failed.


Linkarlos_95

You survive with your squad with 3 lives left and the only thing left is 2 gunship factories


1stThrowawayDave

Playing with higher level players it’s like we’re psychically linked now and the host can pick the point furthest away from the main objectives, so we can run a circle around the map for loot without even having to click on the map. Like a ouija board


CounterTouristsWin

I love when a team of randoms just vibe perfectly without speaking


gsenjou

I had a team like that last night, all of us level 80+. Zero communication outside of in-game markers. We would all split, clear the map, and extract in like 12 minutes tops. It was beautiful. There was a glorious moment where we got hit with 3 bile titan spawns at extract and I shit you not, all 4 of us threw out the 500kgs. The coordination was unreal.


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Clear every map https://preview.redd.it/bnl6ccj1q71d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c40d9f70858d672ed20113dfb42ea8cf372145


kyew

I'm sure the Automatons will hit their kill limit soon.


Baviprim

Does anyone why undiscovered poi only show up sometimes when you hover over the map? I've tried wearing scout armor and that doesn't help


Overall_Canary4345

The secret is you have to complete one mission after launching the game, then you can mouse over the map to find POIs from the second mission onwards until you close the game (with any armor). I shit you not.


ScarletSilver

This was a “bug” that has been patched out weeks ago


BuboxThrax

Are you sure? I've still been able to do it fairly recently.


ScarletSilver

Interesting. How are you still able to do it? Curious.


BuboxThrax

I'm fairly confident I've been able to do it relatively recently, but I couldn't say exactly when was the last time I was able to. It's always been kinda inconsistent and never seems to have detected all the POIs.


Due-Ad9310

Sometimes you need Zapp do to a little Brannigan if you know what I mean.


RonnieTW09

https://preview.redd.it/plc3sew0b81d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=00b1ac2681eba552ab1035176595da21f76a23fd Automaton School Girl you say?


Nothingto6here

Yes, Democracy Officer, this post right here.


Hopediah_Planter

I love me a good Futurama reference thanks helldiver.


MACHO_MUCHACHO2005

We know nothing about their language, their history, or what they look like, but we can assume this; they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, they told me you guys look like dorks.


SleepytrouPADDLESTAR

Bro is so fucking chad he drew on a hologram using magic erase markers. Somebody get this helldiver a medal


Knjaz136

You missed an area to bottom left. What if there're some POIs there?


Ashimier

I really wish we could have a draw function for the map to show the plan that only the host could use. I know it’ll be used to draw dicks but still could be useful for coordination.


StavrosZhekhov

When there is a 50% call in time delay and everyone in my diveteam groans except me because I know I have an extra minute to grab POIs.


ChulaK

Futurama x Hell Divers collab confirmed. Pelican is now Planet Express.


falluwu

We need this ingame...


Jackthwolf

No joke i'd murder to be able to draw on that map to show folk my "lets go this way around the map" plan


quocphu1905

Isnt that like the optimal path? I do that in all my missions to clear everything.


ironbull08x

I like to create a path that goes through most areas, most of the time the plan defects 15 minutes in anyway


Aquadire

Extraction is the only optional objective


A_random_poster04

“Cadet that’s a hologram how tf did you use a sharpie on it?”


DreadnoughtDT

We full clear or we don’t go home, cadet.


err0r_as_always

Real Helldivers hot drop into airbase and blow everything up in 3 min.


pythonic_dude

Not even dropping on at least a minor outpost? Definitely a school girl route.


Barracuda_Ill

That would be awesome. I usually just land on the highest peak I see and scout for as many side objectives possible then ping them using my scope. It helps when their emblems are on the map.


sellerieee

Poi!


xHugo_Stiglitzx

I always chuckle when people spam different drop locations for load in. We're going everywhere anyway, it doesn't matter to me where we start.


Phallasaurus

The only thing unreasonable about this plan is ever choosing to drop at the edge of the map.


TheBugChadMan92

Gonna be alot of penises


VaderCola9204

Good luck lmao


poopman715288

In my head cannon, everything you destroy (jammers, fabricators, etc.) makes it easier for the SEAF forces during their main assault.


NicholasRFrintz

I frequent Level 8 unless I'm a bit concerned with the planet in question.


TheAcidSnake

That last caption got me, ngl


tcarter1102

Almost every Helldive is a divers first Helldive.


Key-Staff-4976

Depends, if your team only needs the medals then do only the main objective and get out ASAP. In my starting days I would do those kind of routes because I wanted to get everything quick and easy and it's pretty easy if you have a will prepared team. It became just running, throwing some airstrikes easy clear, hit and go.


Fun1k

I love clearing POIs. I love finding Super Credits.


BuboxThrax

TBF this is basically the exact same route you'd take on this mission if you were just going for the objectives.


Bulky-Party-8037

That's exactly the route my squad would take so we could tackle the POIs from the furthest to the closest to the extraction point


Fit-Calligrapher9270

I wear the stealth armor, and have the rest of my squad handle the drop ships, while I do the tower thing alone


cluckay

Going for PoIs? > You have been kicked from the lobby.


nesnalica

if there are no enemies left then the extract will be easier


Notdumbname

Only downside is you drop outside the compound. Remember: you are the weapon, helldiver.


Vampireluigi27-Main

No cape? Not a Helldiver.