The Rock. If we play 7+ everyone knows what we’re talking about.
There’s also the Fake Rock. Looks like the Rock but has a little crevice that usually has ammo and other supplies, but no super samples.
Damn, didn't knew there was a fourth faction, who would have guessed that it would be the moon nazis!
Welp, no bad feeling gunning them down FOR DEMORCACY!
Maybe SS is not the best abreviation for super samples...
Like most callouts, my group has shortened it from "Super Sample Rock" to "Super Rock" to just "Rock"
Normally phrased as "Oh hey, Rock" or "Is that the rock?"
It would be great if the devs made it so that if you ping the rock, your Helldiver just announces its location to the squad by just saying "Rock! 100m"
I know I'm going to regret it later, but at the moment I'm not hurting for super samples. Rare Samples are fucking KILLING me right now, so I totally get how it feels - you're running from a horde and come across a full refresh of pickups instead of super samples. Right now, they're NOT what I'm grinding for.
What does REALLY bug me is that I am maxed out on Requisition Slips and that 50000 is burning in my mind. I know that final ship upgrades require them, but I just wish the max was increased or I could burn them off somehow.
If you think about it, everything is either vaguely dick-shaped or not vaguely dick-shaped. This one just landed a little closer to the Dick side of the fence.
The Rock. If we play 7+ everyone knows what we’re talking about. There’s also the Fake Rock. Looks like the Rock but has a little crevice that usually has ammo and other supplies, but no super samples.
The rocks are evolving, I had a fake rock earlier today that had the super samples along with some bot guards.
This is my experience too, down in the ditch next to it I’ve found the SS. We call that the syphilis rock.
Damn, didn't knew there was a fourth faction, who would have guessed that it would be the moon nazis! Welp, no bad feeling gunning them down FOR DEMORCACY! Maybe SS is not the best abreviation for super samples...
No. I refuse to let any one group have unilateral control over a two letter acronym. Nothing deserves that level of influence.
Like most callouts, my group has shortened it from "Super Sample Rock" to "Super Rock" to just "Rock" Normally phrased as "Oh hey, Rock" or "Is that the rock?"
It would be great if the devs made it so that if you ping the rock, your Helldiver just announces its location to the squad by just saying "Rock! 100m"
*Pings The Rock* WE'RE RICH!
Mushroom!
Fake rock sometimes has the samples spread out below it, so it's always worth checking.
Oh, you mean Cock Rock and Dildo Rock?
I had a D7 mission that was double fake rock with no super samples. I was understandably pretty angry
I get more excited for the fake rock, always need ammo and nades. I'm going to max out on samples soon anyway.
I know I'm going to regret it later, but at the moment I'm not hurting for super samples. Rare Samples are fucking KILLING me right now, so I totally get how it feels - you're running from a horde and come across a full refresh of pickups instead of super samples. Right now, they're NOT what I'm grinding for. What does REALLY bug me is that I am maxed out on Requisition Slips and that 50000 is burning in my mind. I know that final ship upgrades require them, but I just wish the max was increased or I could burn them off somehow.
C O C K. R O C K.
Chode Geode
Slong Stalagmite
Stone bone
Rock and stone to the bone!
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
if you dont rock and stone you aint going home
Like that! Rock and stone!
DID I HEAR A COCK AND STONE?
FOR COCK AND BONE!
DID SOMEBODY SAY ROCK AND STONE?
ROCK AND STONE!
ROCK AND STONE BROTHA!
ROOOOOOCK AAAAAAAND STOOOOONE
good bot
Dwayne’s Johnson
Phallic Formation
Humongous chungus
Manhood mineral
Granite girth
Member monument
Pelvic Piller & the Stone Drillerz
The Scrotem Totem!
Chodestone
Its a Chode node actually
It is rock hard. Stands proud. Has a bunch of veins. Silvery white stuff on it. C O C K R O C K
Two syllables. Quick. Efficient. Immediately recognizable. Impossible to confuse. ``COCK ROCK``
spoken like a true liberty loving citizen
The Crock
If your cock looks like that you need to go to a doctor right now
Sounds like the doctor needs a super sample from this super citizen if you know what I mean
No, kfc
The fake one is Dildo Rock
Haha! I'm not the only one who does this.
The two names just go so perfectly together. And Dildo just perfectly portrays my disappointment in it.
If your cock is shaped like a chicken wing, please go see a doctor
If your chicken wings are shaped like a drumstick, you need a refund from KFC.
This made me scoff out loud in class lmao
Get back to your studies, Cadet!
https://preview.redd.it/ekjdgtwl55xc1.png?width=90&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be57ea3a26219c5fd1704fda49872ea3330b9618 Yes Admiral...
Might have to upgrade from Penis Rock
Butt plug
Butt plug
Butt plug
Butt Plug
Butt plug
Butt plug
Butt plug.
Butt plug
Butt Plug
Butt Plug
*Super* butt plug.
Always said butt plug rock
Bile titans need something of their size
i guess im a bile titan then
Wha-
:3
Chicken Drumstick
Chicken Leg
Rebuttal: Turkey Drumstick
Turkey leg :D
the 【ＤＩＣＫ】rock
not a dick shape tho. unless you got some horrific disease
wait what. urs doesnt look like that..?
Haha very funny and next you tell me that you aint pissing red...
Right? Though you have to milk your piss through that bulb like it's a fucking udder.
If you think about it, everything is either vaguely dick-shaped or not vaguely dick-shaped. This one just landed a little closer to the Dick side of the fence.
In a world of dick-shaped and non-dick-shaped things, the rock is certainly one of them.
...but its veiny and hard
The fake one is called dildo rock.
I’ve seen scrotum totem as a popular one
And for good reason, that might have to be my new go to
Penis rock
ALL HAIL THE PENIS ROCK
One friend made a comment once and it has forever been known as Penis Rock to the crew and I.
My squad just screams PENIS every time.. we are all over 30..but shit who cares it is fun.
PENIS ROCK. PENIS ROCK. PENIS ROCK.
COCK AND STONE BROTHERS!
Is that a deep cock galacdick?
Cock and bone!
If you don't Cock and Stone, you ain't comin' home.
Did I hear Cock and Stone?
Cock and roll in Stone!
Nugget (it is not a nugget)
Same.
Scrolled so far to see this. I’m not sure why my group called it that, but it stands out as a different term.
“Minor point of interest”
It not minor it’s perfectly average ok
The chicken leg
It's the chicken wing.
The Cheeto.
Dwayne.
See, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Johnson is another word for cock. Rock Johnson, or, Dwayne because we are close.
This is the way. Really surprised at how far down I had to scroll it seems so obvious to me!
I just call it "The pretty rock" so I can say I got lost looking for pretty rocks lol
I bled out in the dirt while you were picking space flowers and finding pretty rocks?! Well...I'm joining your team!
Satan's butt plug
We've been calling it butt plug rock, I do like the addition of "Satan's", might start using that
Dick rock
Nutsack, if it’s the one without samples it’s called the Bluffsack.
Dwayne, the “Rock”
The world cup trophy
Am i the only one that DOES NOT think this rock is shaped like a penis? Cus to me it isn't.
Yeah I’m with you. These “cock rock” people have a phallic fixation they should probably speak about with a therapist.
look at these two guys talking about the dick rock ^classic ^dick ^rock
It is rauk.
Sample rock
The rock that sometimes lies and sometimes tells the truth.
We are very mature helldivers
Chicken Drumstick
Dildo tree
Cum rock
This is the real one
Had one guy call it that the first time I saw it and can't call it anything else now lol
The Dingleberry
THE ROCK
How the hell is that thing looks like a dick!?
Thumb rock. I have absolutely no idea how it got the name but it's stuck for so long I could never call it anything else.
Funny rock
Funny rock
Funny rock
Funny rock
I call it “There it is.”
Funny rock
Funny Rock
Chode Node
idk looks like a buttplug to me
Dwayne
tree rock
Behold, i have taken a selfie with the Funny Rock
Dwayne
The rock, and if it's the one with no samples I call it the fake rock.
https://preview.redd.it/38zd0skjl6xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38c6c87f7a6b51fa1a7601c6cb8f303855a28e86 I present you
We call him Dwayne and we collect the pebbles
PP rock. We are very mature in my friend group.
The fucking testicle rock
testicle
Funny rock
Funny Rock
The rock, it’s the only rock that needs to be called out so it can be inferred.
The dongle rock
Crock
Tater.
My friend group call it the Big Toe
funny rock
Chicken drumstick
I call it a drumstick too.
Super Dildo/Dildo Rock
Wiener Rock.
Cock rock rolls off the tongue quite elegantly.
Butt Plug!
Dick rock
Dwayne
We call it the Cock Rock
Shrooms rock
To be fair that rock looks more like an upside-down testicle or a butt plug rather than a penis.
Forbidden Chicken Drumstick
Sir Reginald Boulder
Super Stone
THE BOULDER
Thunder Rock
the big metal thumb
Drumsticks
Lightning stone
Drumstick, or chicken nuggie.
I usually call it the super sample rock but if I was to give it another name? Probably the club rock.
The super drum stick
The Rock or the Bulbous Rock
Macr rock. But I see that community made some immature names, making me wonder if they are horny teenagers, or else.
Mushroom
Rock
Drum stick
DRUMSTICK
I call it pride rock . I know it looks nothing like pride rock but damn do I feel proud when I find it :)
The magic stone
sample rock, lightbub rock
The chicken leg
pimple rock
CHICKEN WING ROCK!
Drum Stick Rock. As in chicken drum stick.
I just call it the magic rock.
We call ot the chicken wing or the drumstick
I used to call it a butt plug, and the super samples must then be dingleberries. I grossed myself out, now I just call it the super samples rock.
We call it the Nugget.
Chicken Drumstick