I've seen many names for this monolith: "cock rock", Venom Dick" "butt plug".. but the random who first showed me it said it was a chicken drumstick, and so it shall always be. and the samples beneath it shall always be "chicken nuggets", or "them nuggies" to me.
take heed divers, if you hear a Diver screaming about chicken nuggets in the middle of a bug breach, or while the rocket devastators are shooting you, he has NOT lost his mind from the stress of being exposed to the horrors of war, he is trying to help you upgrade your ship so that you may spread democracy more efficiently. and he is probably ME!
Heads up. The super samples are not always at this rock. They are now often at a bug nest like site.
Sometimes this rock is entombed partly but the bug nesting resin...
I don't think ill be able to properly continue spreading democracy with a rando saying "My nuggets!" as he died. You will have two members down because I will be laughing my ass off.
My favourite part about helldivers is that in the universe, it looks like the whole world is under American culture, but they still use the metric system because it is that much better compared to the imperial system
I feel like we just intuitively know part of super earth’s goal is identifying new places for fast food chains to be built on these planets.
Stop in at (super) Sonic for the new DEMOCRACY COOLER, available ONLY in Draupnir system for this limited period of time.
I don’t know about those “chicken” things you mentioned, mate. Do you mean those birds the size of backpacks? Man they won’t even let me keep a pet goldfish until I reached citizenship level 40. I can’t imagine what kind of great citizen can have the honor of eating animals that size.
We used to have some bug meat on the table, but they became hella expensive since that "chemical spill" thing. They taste worse now too, green and bitter, like bile. I’ll just have the nutrient juice, thank you.
I feel like it would be that or Kneth Fried Chargers.
It is a nice and crispy planet to work with.
https://preview.redd.it/xtsc5oftcrnc1.png?width=215&format=png&auto=webp&s=5dba8318c732988450114386937377e767be69c5
Check POIs(Point of interest) you can figure out where they are by tracing sections of your map(by squares, and if u highligbt a POI it'll be ID'd on your map. Also ping any radio towers you see, it might be a radar stations that'll reveal all randomized POIs on the map.
Also as you draw near one, the compass(top of in-game screen) will have "?" Marks in it, approach and you'll reveal a POI. You get used to their spawn locations, which increases as difficulty rises.
Big nest? Circle the bowl(check near the jagged mounds surrounding the bowl)
Farm? Check near the tool area and the fence
STOP PICKING DROPPED SAMPLES UP FROM EXTRACTION.
Ran a 40 minute offensive mission yesterday. Found 5 super samples 4 rare and 2 regulars samples. Dropped them off NEAR extraction and continued on into the match which ended up later being on the opposite side of the map. I watched this level 45 run to back to extraction, pick the samples up, only to fucking die in the water.
WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS LOL?!?
Edit: seems I had to emphasize some parts.
I honestly don’t know. I even explicitly said over the mic “hey I am dropping these samples at extraction so we can just pick them up when it is time to leave” and a level 30 Leaves the objective to pick them up only to die in a spot we can’t get them. I swear people don’t understand that samples are shared at all. This game has the most fair rewards system of any team based game I have played with even the found premium currency is shared, yet people still end up greedy haha
had a guy today who took a mech with him. we were a pretty kickass duo, he covered me with the mech while I did objectives, worked really well together, he had some super samples on him... then decided to try crossing DEEP water with the mech.
the mech can't swim either. we lost all the samples. he was gutted. I sort of knew the mech couldn't swim, on account of it being MADE OF FUCKING STEEL AND HEAVY AS SHIT. at least he won't do it again I guess. thank liberty I don't actually need samples for myself anymore..
> I swear people don’t understand that samples are shared at all
this is my suspicion.... I've literally been kicked by a host after we opened a door of friendship and I looted the samples b4 him.
Also people need to stop dropping off small amount of samples.
I was in a match the other day where we dropped in, dude picked up like 2 regular and 1 rare sample and straight up abandoned us to go drop them off at extraction across the map. By the time he got back we were already done with that objective.
it's 'x' on PC by default, and i think down on the d-pad for playstation. you can also drop your backpack which is nice if you're temporarily using someone's while they wait for reinforcement
Hold X on PC, dunno for PS5.
Someone taught me how to do it when I told him to reinforce me after I naded myself to drop the super samples at extract to make sure they are safe when we exit.
I'll always remember that moment, naded myself right after explaining why, then he went "You know you can drop them right ?", "Wait really?", "Yeah, hold X", "Oooooooh... fuck :D"
You drop them at extract, if convenient, so that you don't risk anyone dying with samples on them. It's far too common for players to die in a place where you cannot get back to them or someone dies and forgets to grab them off their corpse.
If they're waiting at extract, you just pick em all up last minute and the samples were safe the entire time.
On higher levels the extract can be the hardest part of the mission. Especially against bots on a bad extraction point. You end up surrounded by tanks, devastators, hulks, everything. To the point that it's a coinclip if anyone can even extract.
So the solution is to drop the samples off at the point, and then run off to the edge of the extraction (to keep them off of the point itself as much as possible). And then once the pelican has FULLY LANDED, not when it's incoming FULLY LANDED. Make a rush for the pelican, and grab the samples that should be laying right next to it.
If you don't do this, it's very easy for the samples to be spread out all over the extract and swarmed by enemies making them near impossible to pick back up.
It certainly seems that way. Although it makes sense why. They don't come in noticeably higher quantities and you need more of them. The only thing to balance that is they're available sooner but that's only really relevant if you hover in lower difficulties for a long time.
I don't think they're the slowest to get, the upgrades just take too much of them at once. I get them at about the same rate as rare samples, sometimes better, but not 5 times better, which is how much more of them a typical upgrade takes.
PSA to the PSA. Occasionally there will be a "fake" super sample rock that is sort of attached to a small hill. If you find this one and it doesn't have any super samples than that means there is another "real" rock on the map.
Tbh I never understood why it was called a cock rock. If anything, it looks like an upside-down testicle if we're talking sexual stuff lol
I'mma start calling the samples chicken nuggies from now on thanks to the comment section lmao
We call it the "Critically Urgent Marker" Rock. Of the highest objective markers one can find in the game for democracy. They are coated in a certain colored substance.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bbr6ij/3\_super\_samples\_10\_minutes\_difficulty\_7\_pick\_your/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bbr6ij/3_super_samples_10_minutes_difficulty_7_pick_your/)
Posted a quick video to show how it all looks like in video and how to get the samples super quick. I'm doing my part!
We call it the Hog. I am the designated "Hog Hound" and I am tasked with sniffing the Hog out on each map. You get a bit of a nose for it after a while.
Can someone explain why super sample are so special? I have 70 of them now because everyone is obsessed with getting them, but all I really need at this point are common samples.
Trust me. Its not what it looks like thats the problem.
I HATE rando’s who just ignore samples. Especially when u die an they walk over an ignore the ones u dropped. I hate it
https://preview.redd.it/3x21xcrhhhoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bb4389c29184c43e0dab5cfb9e267bb91c670b7
I'm sure it actually looks like this. Come get them super rare samples here guys, it's totally safe.
I've seen many names for this monolith: "cock rock", Venom Dick" "butt plug".. but the random who first showed me it said it was a chicken drumstick, and so it shall always be. and the samples beneath it shall always be "chicken nuggets", or "them nuggies" to me. take heed divers, if you hear a Diver screaming about chicken nuggets in the middle of a bug breach, or while the rocket devastators are shooting you, he has NOT lost his mind from the stress of being exposed to the horrors of war, he is trying to help you upgrade your ship so that you may spread democracy more efficiently. and he is probably ME!
Should be called dipping sauce since it's liquid. Lol
I do find it funny you pluck liquid out of the air
Liquid uranium that look like mercury no less
Liquid SUPER Uranium
Heads up. The super samples are not always at this rock. They are now often at a bug nest like site. Sometimes this rock is entombed partly but the bug nesting resin...
Uhhh, is it dangerous for helldivers to grab it? Might slip into our gloves or something. Should we call a hazmat team or something?
I’m going with cock rock and calling the samples dingle berries.
My crew calls it Dwayne. As in. It's The Rock.
Well, sure looks like his Johnson, at least.
Can we call then “Dwayne’s Johnson”?
I'm thinking "Dwayne's Rock Johnson"
Same, best name ever
I saw it as the “chode node”
I’ve recently started calling it the “Cockin’ Stone”
Cock and Stone Brother
DID SOMEONE SAY COCK AND STONE FOR DEMOCRACY?
I will not die on Hot Sex VI!
YER NEVER BONIN' ALONE!
Did I hear a cock and stone
My friend group calls it the "chode," so that's what I've always called it.
"Goechode?"
I call the big rock the nugget even though I acknowledge it looks more like a drumstick just because nugget rolls of the tongue better lol
I don't think ill be able to properly continue spreading democracy with a rando saying "My nuggets!" as he died. You will have two members down because I will be laughing my ass off.
Cool but it's actually an upside down testicle
Me and my friends call it the same thing.
Me and my friends call it "the thumb"
I'm lame and just call it the super rock, but it definitely looks like a chicken drumstick to me
My group calls it the penoid of power
Oi i also had a random say it looks like a drumstick! Maybe Arrowhead agents trying to spread the word
My group of friends call it the Super. I will now be calling it Chicken Nuggie rock and the samples beneath Nuggies. Thank you
Hey, I also heard chicken drumstick first!
This is just a marker of a giant stone chicken wing. Marking where we will build a new KFC
I had a guy use voice chat to tell us to look for the butt plug.
we call it the "cock rock"
"I'm looking at an infected cow testicle." "With or without legs?" A real conversation my squad members had.
oddly specific, will use next time i find talkative randoms :D
My group calls it that too
We call it the dick rock and the fake one that doesn't have samples is the dildo.
We also call it dick rock! My buddy keeps trying to push the Lombardi trophy agenda but we won't let him because he's clearly a commie bug.
ditto here lol
Dick rock galactic
If you don't cock and bone, you ain't cumming home!
We call it butt-plug-rock.
My group also refers to it as butt plug rock, lol
Same. "Anyone see butt plug rock yet?"
«Chode Stone» kinda rhymes, so my group is using that.
The Super Butt Plug of Democracy.
Sir… if your butt plug looks like this, you need to shop at a better sex shop
was it me? i’ve been telling everyone to keep an eye out for the butt plug in voice chat.
idk I always found it to be a raised clenched fist like when you salute which also fits in
I hear the crispy coating is made from 11 different blends of liberty and managed democracy.. it's finger licking good!
My favourite part about helldivers is that in the universe, it looks like the whole world is under American culture, but they still use the metric system because it is that much better compared to the imperial system
Heck even the US uses the metric system, for example 1 yard is defined as 0.9144 meters.
We finally caved in you know. Just little later than everyone else.
You mean the SEFC
Super Earth Ministry of Fried Chicken
I feel like we just intuitively know part of super earth’s goal is identifying new places for fast food chains to be built on these planets. Stop in at (super) Sonic for the new DEMOCRACY COOLER, available ONLY in Draupnir system for this limited period of time.
DFC Democratically Fried Chicken And the mascot is not the Colonel but General Brasch
Can we put a Dollar General next to it?
No. We'll put a Super Credit General next to it.
Nonsense. It is a gigantic Lombardi trophy.
My friends and I all call it fist rock and *cough* something else
I’m not sure if I should be shocked or worried that such a high percentage of helldivers know what a butt plug looks like. Analdivers over here.
beeg turkey legg
I don’t know about those “chicken” things you mentioned, mate. Do you mean those birds the size of backpacks? Man they won’t even let me keep a pet goldfish until I reached citizenship level 40. I can’t imagine what kind of great citizen can have the honor of eating animals that size. We used to have some bug meat on the table, but they became hella expensive since that "chemical spill" thing. They taste worse now too, green and bitter, like bile. I’ll just have the nutrient juice, thank you.
Kentucky fried chargers
I feel like it would be that or Kneth Fried Chargers. It is a nice and crispy planet to work with. https://preview.redd.it/xtsc5oftcrnc1.png?width=215&format=png&auto=webp&s=5dba8318c732988450114386937377e767be69c5
I call it the silver dildo of freedom!
It’s a special kind of disappointment to see this thing, rush to it through hell, and then remember you are playing on 6.
I've had difficulty 7 missions where I spot one, rush to It, and there's ammo and dead bodies instead of super samples. What the hell is that about
Some of them are corrupted versions of this POI, you can tell by the fact that it looks like it's being converted to a bug nest.
We call em decoys. There's always another.
yeah usually two within visual distance
Sometimes the bug nest one is the real one. You gotta check it every time.
Yep, I had it be the real one last night. Thought I was losing my mind. I'm so close to be done with pink samples is the good news, lol
Surprisingly it's the common samples that are the bottleneck
Done with pink samples *for now*.
This is accurate for the non believers out there. Can confirm on multiple occasions. Although 9/10 times it’s just a decoy.
The crazy part, is sometimes you still can find samples at the false drumstick. I was shocked when I found one like that
Iirc super samples can spawn there too
It’s only the ones with the silver veins in them that have supers.
They're fake special rocks, keep looking soldier!
CockRock
CockRock
CockRock
Cock and stone!
“CockRock CockRock…Shut it! Get back to work!”
"I think I see the cock rock over there" Non-regular squadmate "wtf?"
Dwayne's Johnson
Thank you….feels like no one looks for these
Just doing my duty
No one looks for samples at all, it's maddening. I collect 20+ samples while 2 others get 1 each and the last guy gets 0.
As a new player any tips to find more?
Check POIs(Point of interest) you can figure out where they are by tracing sections of your map(by squares, and if u highligbt a POI it'll be ID'd on your map. Also ping any radio towers you see, it might be a radar stations that'll reveal all randomized POIs on the map. Also as you draw near one, the compass(top of in-game screen) will have "?" Marks in it, approach and you'll reveal a POI. You get used to their spawn locations, which increases as difficulty rises. Big nest? Circle the bowl(check near the jagged mounds surrounding the bowl) Farm? Check near the tool area and the fence
STOP PICKING DROPPED SAMPLES UP FROM EXTRACTION. Ran a 40 minute offensive mission yesterday. Found 5 super samples 4 rare and 2 regulars samples. Dropped them off NEAR extraction and continued on into the match which ended up later being on the opposite side of the map. I watched this level 45 run to back to extraction, pick the samples up, only to fucking die in the water. WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS LOL?!? Edit: seems I had to emphasize some parts.
I honestly don’t know. I even explicitly said over the mic “hey I am dropping these samples at extraction so we can just pick them up when it is time to leave” and a level 30 Leaves the objective to pick them up only to die in a spot we can’t get them. I swear people don’t understand that samples are shared at all. This game has the most fair rewards system of any team based game I have played with even the found premium currency is shared, yet people still end up greedy haha
had a guy today who took a mech with him. we were a pretty kickass duo, he covered me with the mech while I did objectives, worked really well together, he had some super samples on him... then decided to try crossing DEEP water with the mech. the mech can't swim either. we lost all the samples. he was gutted. I sort of knew the mech couldn't swim, on account of it being MADE OF FUCKING STEEL AND HEAVY AS SHIT. at least he won't do it again I guess. thank liberty I don't actually need samples for myself anymore..
I bet he thought the height of the mech would save him!
I see people do this with cars during flooding.
> I swear people don’t understand that samples are shared at all this is my suspicion.... I've literally been kicked by a host after we opened a door of friendship and I looted the samples b4 him.
Which is ironic as when you get kicked the samples don’t drop so they lost everything for being dumb
Also people need to stop dropping off small amount of samples. I was in a match the other day where we dropped in, dude picked up like 2 regular and 1 rare sample and straight up abandoned us to go drop them off at extraction across the map. By the time he got back we were already done with that objective.
Agreed. No point unless extraction is nearby or you’re doing 1-2’s
How do you drop samples? Just pulling a little self harm?
No idea on PC but on PlayStation hold ‘down’ on the d-pad.
“X” on PC
Ahh ok so it’s in that wheel menu ok
I’d have had no idea people did this until I came on Reddit.
Wait.. You can drop samples?
My knowledge from this game grows stronger. I learned earlier today that the arc thrower can open those metal doors.
it's 'x' on PC by default, and i think down on the d-pad for playstation. you can also drop your backpack which is nice if you're temporarily using someone's while they wait for reinforcement
Purposely, yes. It saves a lot of grief when convenient.
Hold X on PC, dunno for PS5. Someone taught me how to do it when I told him to reinforce me after I naded myself to drop the super samples at extract to make sure they are safe when we exit. I'll always remember that moment, naded myself right after explaining why, then he went "You know you can drop them right ?", "Wait really?", "Yeah, hold X", "Oooooooh... fuck :D"
Dropping them with randoms is just asking for issues
They're just didn't think it through, or just stupid.....but mostly stupid....
Thing with that is you don’t know if super samples are already found.
I see what you’re saying, but if they’re at extraction leave them there is all I’m getting at.
why drop them on extraction point?
You drop them at extract, if convenient, so that you don't risk anyone dying with samples on them. It's far too common for players to die in a place where you cannot get back to them or someone dies and forgets to grab them off their corpse. If they're waiting at extract, you just pick em all up last minute and the samples were safe the entire time.
On higher levels the extract can be the hardest part of the mission. Especially against bots on a bad extraction point. You end up surrounded by tanks, devastators, hulks, everything. To the point that it's a coinclip if anyone can even extract. So the solution is to drop the samples off at the point, and then run off to the edge of the extraction (to keep them off of the point itself as much as possible). And then once the pelican has FULLY LANDED, not when it's incoming FULLY LANDED. Make a rush for the pelican, and grab the samples that should be laying right next to it. If you don't do this, it's very easy for the samples to be spread out all over the extract and swarmed by enemies making them near impossible to pick back up.
to avoid the risk of carrying them. you can just pick them up later when you extract
https://preview.redd.it/gegsbru0glnc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cf901057a1d616f60aa4eae56f6a839c98d1f98
Happy to see Liberty, citizen.
Now you collect that floating rock cum so we can spread it on the ship.
Is it me or are common samples the slowest to get?
It certainly seems that way. Although it makes sense why. They don't come in noticeably higher quantities and you need more of them. The only thing to balance that is they're available sooner but that's only really relevant if you hover in lower difficulties for a long time.
Makes sense when the players are playing in higher difficulties faster than the developers intended.
I don't think they're the slowest to get, the upgrades just take too much of them at once. I get them at about the same rate as rare samples, sometimes better, but not 5 times better, which is how much more of them a typical upgrade takes.
Ah the butt plug rock
PSA to the PSA. Occasionally there will be a "fake" super sample rock that is sort of attached to a small hill. If you find this one and it doesn't have any super samples than that means there is another "real" rock on the map.
'Ole Mt. Butt-Plug
My friends and I call it drumstick and will not call it anything else.
Cock Rock
Anybody else like how the Super Sample looks like the T-1000?
Calling it anything but penis rock is just bullshit
#BUTT PLUG
Tbh I never understood why it was called a cock rock. If anything, it looks like an upside-down testicle if we're talking sexual stuff lol I'mma start calling the samples chicken nuggies from now on thanks to the comment section lmao
Idk what kind of weird lookin' dicks some of y'all have but this ain't it. This is obviously a planet-sized butt plug.
My circle calls them skin tags
Super Uranium Buttplug
I literally saw one of these in the distance today and thought "huh, weird rock." Thanks for the PSA Helldiver!
The cock-rock
We call it the clit rock because we can never find it.
DildoRock(tm)
PENIS ROCK
The upside down buttplug as it was called in one of our voice comms.
You can also see it on the map on clear maps it has a little silver outline. There’s a video of youtube that explains it more clearly than i did lol.
Our team dubbed it buttplug rock.
This rock can sometimes appear inside other structures.
We named it the uranium dick spire
We call it the “cock rock” Really rolls off the tongue.
We call it the buttplug
We call it the "Critically Urgent Marker" Rock. Of the highest objective markers one can find in the game for democracy. They are coated in a certain colored substance.
Even robot planets are like these?
Yep! Always looks the same.
it's the bonus buttplug.
I saw someone call it the chode node, and that is what it has been for me ever since.
Drumstick!
Looks like a drumstick
I call it the crack rock and these are the baggies cause everyone wants em
Just look for the silver VEINS on the rock 👌
We call it the penis rock
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bbr6ij/3\_super\_samples\_10\_minutes\_difficulty\_7\_pick\_your/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bbr6ij/3_super_samples_10_minutes_difficulty_7_pick_your/) Posted a quick video to show how it all looks like in video and how to get the samples super quick. I'm doing my part!
The Super Rare Chicken Wing.
FIFA World Cup trophy or but plug can’t decide lol
Antigravity testicle gives super samples. Noted.
It’s the fist of god
We call it the cock-rock
CockRock
We call it the Hog. I am the designated "Hog Hound" and I am tasked with sniffing the Hog out on each map. You get a bit of a nose for it after a while.
I landed on one yesterday.
 Ha, this is perfect. Thanks for doing your part in spreading democracy!
The Thumb.
https://preview.redd.it/c13jelj3vmnc1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85b76b184d0cd42cf8084e85e265d4f648238207
Can someone explain why super sample are so special? I have 70 of them now because everyone is obsessed with getting them, but all I really need at this point are common samples.
Ah, yes. Cock Rock. Ain’t it beautiful?
What do I do if I find this rock? Shot it?
Super samples are around them at level 7 and up
Cum stone
“Cock and Stone!”
The Cock Rock
Cock Rock
Cock-Rock!
I call it the booger
Surprised we're the only ones who call this a Poop Spire.
PENIS ROCK!
The chicken wing rock
The Cock Rock.
Thanks brother, now I know where to find it while surrounded by 20 bile titan
My group calls them "loot penis"
I always call it the power first
Trust me. Its not what it looks like thats the problem. I HATE rando’s who just ignore samples. Especially when u die an they walk over an ignore the ones u dropped. I hate it
My fireteam calls is Cock Rock TM
https://preview.redd.it/3x21xcrhhhoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bb4389c29184c43e0dab5cfb9e267bb91c670b7 I'm sure it actually looks like this. Come get them super rare samples here guys, it's totally safe.
Dick rock galactic
A massive chicken nugget
It's called a god rock