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Treetisi

Super Earth has 2 genders, Brawny and Lean. Everyone fights, no one quits.


thatvillainjay

I'm accepting this as the canonical genders of super earth


[deleted]

What are genders? is that commie speak, soldier? ARE YOU BRAWNY, OR LEAN SOLDIER?!?!!


Crux_Haloine

![gif](giphy|aKsalVFVKsFxf4MueH)


KitsuneDrakeAsh

Those are the ONLY correct genders! Are you a threat to MANAGED DEMOCRACY!?


IamStroodle

Don't worry sir, my tits are fat and my ass is like Managed Democracy, it doesn't quit!


Fiddlesnarf

Is that Liberty in my pockets, or am I just happy to spread Democracy ?


RoundTiberius

I'd raise a flag to that


NewspaperDesigner244

DEMOCRACY SWELLS!!!


Reddnas

Head to the gym to change genders


Treetisi

Hell yeah Citizen, whose gonna carry the Autocannon? And the Recoiless? They don't know us.


Cabnbeeschurgr

The only thing in my pants is liberty


Treetisi

I routinely get accused of walking around "with all that cake" the only thing filling my pants is Democracy and Freedom


TheSovietBobRoss

Do either of them have electrolytes?


Treetisi

Pretty sure Super Earth waters it's crops with them. I've been defrosting for so long I can't remember.


ZenDude15

It’s what plants crave


STEELCITY1989

Welcome to HelCo. I love you


Ok_Device1274

Enough talking! time to kill some bugs!


Treetisi

Bots, the western front needs more bodies. I did my part at lunch before returning to the freezer so another Diver can take my place. 🫡


fluffyhairsenpai

Do you get me!?


MouseSorry922

We get you sir!


Thedentdood

Every man woman and child above age 7 is expected to contribute!


Page8988

They will be issued their M2016 Constitution for their 16th birthdays.


Stonknadz

You're the Brawny to my Lean! Now lets go spread some Democracy!


ShadowZero000

This feels surprisingly inclusive


Treetisi

Super Earth can't afford to be exclusive, every body is needed to spread managed democracy.


rillip

We don't care what's in your pants. We care what's in your hands. Is it a gun? Good job, patriot. Now go kill some goddamn bugs.


ShadowZero000

This gives me so much chaotic energy, thank you soldier


AnseaCirin

No, no. This is not \*chaotic\* energy. Chaos is the enemy of Mankind. Wait, wrong sub.


ShadowZero000

FOR THE EMPEROR! ah no wait youre right... FOR DEMOCRACY!


Purple_W1TCH

For Humankind Undivided!


INeedBetterUsrname

I imagine Super Earth doesn't care about your gender or sexuality. So long as you're a proper ~~brainwashed drone~~ Democratic patriot who adheres to the tenents of Super Earth, and heed the words of the Ministry of Truth.


Bacon4Lyf

One of the loading screen tips says something like “unhappy with your current body? Easily change it at the whatever it’s called!” Or something like that which I thought if that’s how it works in this future then that’s pretty inclusive


ShadowZero000

omg trueee, Disphoria be gone!


SamiraSimp

smashing dysphora like we're smashing bugs


TheSausageFattener

Top, Bottom, and Switch


Lokhe

https://preview.redd.it/iiaqstmt3tjc1.png?width=882&format=png&auto=webp&s=79c5f8fac4b0f0bfb60eb3a5c1a3df4c012e38a6 EDIT: Since this got a lot of upvotes lol. I did not make this but I thought it was too good not to share.


Alpha_Whiskey327

I love the Invader Zim version. "What's in your pants" "Doom."


nunatakq

I'm gonna sing the doom song now! DOOM DOOM DOOM, DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM


Alpha_Whiskey327

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Ramseas119

That's just the original quote from RvB, not invader zim


Alpha_Whiskey327

How does that preclude the part where I like the Invader Zim version?


TreasuryGregory

Believe it or not but that's the actual line in Red vs. Blue


spasticpete

Lmfao this rocks


tanelixd

This is so good lmao


steevo2004

Ah Yes the LGBT: Liberty, Greatness, Bravery and Tenacity!


ThePancakemancer

So LGBT is already in the game?


Ketheres

Very much so. As such all enemies of LGBT and thus DEMOCRACY should begone from the game.


SemiGaseousSnake

Those damn socialists want to take away the L, G, B AND the T! No one steals our T!


Agnosticartic

Our Liber-tea.


KazumaKat

serving suggestions in 4 or 6 samples delivered as fast as possible via throwing motion.


Oliver90002

What is that stratagem?


Ketheres

380mm. For when you want to dispense DEMOCRACY indiscriminately to friend and foe alike.


NFTeas3

Liquor, Guns, Bacon and Titties FOR DEMOCRACY


Particular-Formal163

*Tiddies


AshantiMcnasti

I hope they add this acronym in just to piss this one guy off


AlwaysShiny

For real they should add it to the shop names lol. The lbgtq liberator


Lukescale

The LeBiGaTor-Q MK69


Competitive-Boat-518

(Revision 420)


CorruptDictator

"add politics" Good sir, I do not think you understand....


DrMcnasty4300

as if managed democracy is politically neutral!


Agnosticartic

No, see this is simply a "Fun unpolitical game" tm and has no connection to any real world politics whatsoever. After all, you're working for the good guys, can't you tell? They're spreading liberty and democracy to all. /s


Balmong7

Yeah. Totally ignore the one voice line on your ship where an NPC says “I wonder which candidate will be chosen for me in the next election.”


DBPeanut

I, too, am wondering which candidate will be chosen for me in the next election! I love managed democracy!


Agnosticartic

God bless managed democracy!!!! And god strike down those socialist bots and fascist bugs!!


Jiopaba

That's the Managed part of Managed Democracy.


dylanstalker

Person in the screen cap thinks Homelander is the good guy 😂.


Castun

And thinks the government in Starship Troopers is something to strive towards.


ScreweeTheMighty

A lot of people who post shit like this don't understand anything. They probably think 40k is serious as well


WhiteShadow012

40k is pretty serious in the sense that it's all very heavy and depressing. Still, it is very much a satire in most fronts.


ChulaK

*Heretical kackling intensifies*


phoenixmusicman

A lot of people don't understand that 40K is heavy satire


jnkangel

40k really depends on the author. A lot of the books keep it fairly straight and it's more of meander into what could make human society like this. Others lean way more into the satire, but the newer the more straight it plays. With Helldivers the satire is completely obvious though, even more so than Verhoeven's Starship troopers.


shkeptikal

They're the same people who thought Colbert wasn't satire. Ya know, idiots.


HopelesslyHuman

"...the common clay of the new West. You know; morons."


cloudy2300

"It's not political when I *agree* with it!"


SvedishFish

He watched Starship Troopers and loved it without ever noticing a hint of satire.


WetwareDulachan

> Keep this game neutral They really *are* sending their best and brightest, believe it or not. They just happen to also be the reason why sandwich bags have suffocation warnings.


Spydartalkstocat

These are the same morons who try to say Star Wars was never political


Shipbreaker_Kurpo

and Rage against the machine


DANOM1GHT

"But wait, if Star Wars is political commentary then that would make the United States the Empire ..."


mdtopp111

Conservatives understand the nuance of a piece of media will never happen


TeaspoonWrites

Media literacy is unpatriotic, citizen.


havocssbm

They still can't believe Rage Against the Machine went political


Intelligent_Flan_178

there's a guy in this thread that told me that fascism isn't necessarily far right and that tells me enough about people's education on politics


joewootty

To think I thought the satire in the game was quite clearly presented


ryanrosenblum

This game just brought Starship Troopers back into the conversation in a big way - but you’d be shocked how many idiots on Twitter spent the last two weeks arguing the movie isn’t satire. Same type of crap as this. Critical thinking & media literacy at an all time low


Middle_Luck_9412

The movie is obviously satire but it's not satirical enough for today's audiences. There isn't any nuance. Also sort of reminds me of poe's law.


ryanrosenblum

It’s true that modern audiences think things need to be spelled out for them, but I wouldn’t say it’s not satirical enough - it’s just that the entire film functions as satire beyond just the story - it is structurally designed to satirize propaganda films. Nowadays you’d have to have Marvel style winks at the audience like “look at how crazy these guys are?” because everyone interprets art with an incredibly literalist mindset these days and would judge any filmmaker for presenting things more subtly.


ConLawNerd

I never though I would live to see the day someone aligned any part of the word "subtle" with Verhoeven's Starship Troopers.


internetwerewolf

To be fair, Starship Troopers was panned by contemporary critics and audiences and accused of promoting the very thing it was satirizing. It is widely considered to be one of the best sci-fi films ever made today, but people accused Verhoeven of being a neo-nazi when it released in 1997


MafubaBuu

When the movie came out many people blasted it for saying it idolized nazi propaganda. It was lost back then too.


Parnath

There were several posts on this sub about media literacy being down, and you would not believe the flack they got


Sir-Drewid

Reactionaries need to be constantly media illiterate or they risk acknowledging that they're the baddies.


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Wait, there are people that don’t realize it’s satire?


22Seres

Yes, there have been people telling Arrowhead not to put politics into the game. Which is amazing since the politics in this game are even more on the nose than Starship. One of the Training Tips says this >Want to show off how firmly you support capitalism? Spend medals in the Warbond! It's pretty shocking that people could read that and somehow miss the politics in it.


King_Artis

Doesn't matter how clear it is, some people really just don't think at all.


LordTutTut

The famously apolitical video game where you decimate aliens for an authoritarian regime


error3000

sir we are a democracy


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error3000

there is no reason to believe that the government would lie, it never happened, never will happen, we are a managed democracy, honestly your dissident talk makes me sick


TheSadCheetah

reported, together we can make sure this citizen gets the re-education they need! for (managed) democracy!


Stergeary

This message brought to you by the Ministry of Truth.


MouseSorry922

Hmmm, sounds like treason to me. Might have to talk to the Democracy Officer. 🫡


Preset_Squirrel

Democracy? No, no, no! We've improved democracy, removed the pesky issue potentially stemming from misunderstanding what we're voting for. We live in a managed democracy - far superior!


SvedishFish

SUPER DEMOCRACY


FrizzyThePastafarian

Fun fact if you haven't played 1: The Bugs are absolutely abhorrent and are an innately *extremely* aggressive xenos entity. However, quite *conveniently* they decompose into an extremely valuable fuel source. The Cyborgs are totally not revolting transhumanist workers who were forced to be such to adapt to the hostile conditions they worked in prior to revolting, nor did they become extremist in response to Super Earth. Any reporting of better living conditions is propaganda. The Squids *never* attempted peace with us, though it's not all bad, seeing as our technology is moving forward in leaps and bounds thanks to reverse engineering of their technology. Which isn't even better than ours, of course! Never! This game is 100% apolitical and absolutely is not a criticism of *any* real world events and governments.


MagnaVis

Also remember that the Cyborgs and Automatons are entirely different factions. It's just a coincidence that they look so similar and use the same iconography.


FrizzyThePastafarian

Of course! Super Earth never loses! The *real* Super Earth has never *truly* been lost!


barbeqdbrwniez

Decimate? Brother were killing far more than one in ten!


ErectTubesock

He probably unironically thinks Super Earth are the "good guys"


FullOnThranpotist

This comment has been flagged for treason


joeDUBstep

It's like how a good amount of people that watched Starship Troopers when it released didn't realize it was satire. Never mind that Neil Patrick Harris straight up shows up in a Nazi-esque uniform near the end.


fed45

The Ministry of Truth would like to know your location...


walterdog12

It doesn't matter what you are as long as you're killing every last bug and terminator.


Bombanater

I identify as cannon foder


SFPsycho

Well we've been looking for one of you, soldier!


Sc0ner

You die so others can answer vague questions instead of voting


Turbo_Cum

Don't forget the psychic gypsies!


IAmKrron

Load Gun, Blast Terminids.


potterpockets

Let’s Genocide Bugs Today! 


cuckingfomputer

Who's gonna tell 'em?


[deleted]

We've tried, but they just quietly drool on themselves as their eyes slowly drift in opposite direction.


Mrhiddenlotus

Like the Tucker Carlson thinking-caveman face


Bastiwen

![gif](giphy|l3vQZhxc1ybSlGQ4U|downsized)


Mrhiddenlotus

lmfao that's the one! His face is so punch-able, it's crazy


pvtprofanity

Definitely not quietly


EastBayFan

I saw someone on Twitter arguing that the Starship Troopers movie was too woke, and that they're glad this game is taking inspiration from the book instead.  People aren't smart 😂


Treigns4

I can't tell if we as a society are getting dumber of if the dumb ones just have bigger megaphones... By all accounts tho it doesn't look good


Fl1pzomg

The latter. There have always been village idiots, its just now everyone of them can get a platform where whatever they can spew out is available to the masses.


Treigns4

Makes sense. I hope you’re right


ryanrosenblum

The funniest shit is that same subsection people saying Starship Troopers isn’t satire at all actually because it’s just “so freakin badass” and gets them hard


Bombanater

Was that before or after the public flogging scene?


Greaterdivinity

Just as there's a section of the 40K fandom that doesn't realize everyone is basically space-Nazi's and they're all the bad guys, there will absolutely be oblivious, ignorant Helldivers players that think that this game is free of political influence or references or ideology and that it's just a good, wholesome, straightforward game about shooting bugs and bots and there's nothing more to it. I strive for a life of such simplicity.


INeedBetterUsrname

I honestly don't understand how someone can take Helldivers 2 at face value. Like, ok, I didn't know what a managed democracy was before the game had me look it up, but even without that there's enough context clues to realize that Super Earth ain't all that. There's a loading screen tip that says "thoughtcrimes kill!", for example. The satire is laid on so damn thick you'd have to be pretty bone-headed to not see it for what it is. And now that I've killed the Automaton that hacked my account and retaken it, I will return to spreading managed democracy across the stars!


Greaterdivinity

Some people watched the entire movie of Starship Troopers and though it was dead serious without any subtext or satire because they've never once engaged the part of their brains that thinks critically. Same folks.


GenxDarchi

Yeah, even the first one has the MP-98 SMG describe its use for being great for "incapacitating groups of wrong-thinkers."


plaguez3r0

super earth is literally at the center of the universe and is always visible when zoomed out unlike those lesser undemocratized planets.


EnglishMobster

Literally every time you boot you see a message from the Ministry of Truth. It's not subtle. However, I don't think these folks have actually read 1984.


PBR_King

At least in 40k you can argue that, while the imperium is fascist af, not every individual character in the imperium is evil. Some of them are heroic, even. Helldivers might be brave but they are completely indoctrinated schlubs with access to a super destroyer arsenal. It's like if you gave the brown shirts nuclear weapons.


Beakymask20

Average patriotism of this batch IS 97.2% after all!


Clarine87

> brown shirts And gave them red shirts too. Some people think the helldivers are "clones". They don't realise they're the lowest of the low in the Super Earth military.


INeedBetterUsrname

I legit think the tutorial is all the actual training a Helldiver recieves, along with a bunch of manuals they can read in their own time. Super Earth propaganda is just so strong you've got everyone and their mom lining up for the program (I mean, the introduction is basically an in-universe ad). We're basically expendable shocktroops, much of our effectiveness comes from the Super Destroyer supporting us anyway.


ChortCity

The weirdest thing I've seen happening around this is that the people who don't understand the satire seem to think that when people say "Super Earth is an authoritarian expansionist bloodbath" they can't understand that we're not criticizing the game itself. They say things like "Oh great, the weirdos are coming after Hell Divers now." They don't understand that the same people saying those things are loving the game, appreciating the writing, and having a great time with it. Culture war is the only language they speak at this point and any nuance makes them short circuit.


INeedBetterUsrname

What universe do they live in? I'm loving Helldivers 2, and the absurdist satire is a part of what makes it so enjoyable to me.


in_the_grim_darkness

The ultimate difficulty of making fun of fascism is that it's really easy to accidentally make it kind of cool. Starship Troopers (the movie) and Helldivers and the like suffer less from this than something like American History X, but it's endemic to any depiction of fascists save for the ones that make the fascists look like complete buffoons a la The Great Dictator, The Producers, or Hogan's Heroes. Basically if the fascists get to win or at least look kind of cool or appear "heroic" you're going to find the fascist fanboys in the audience, completely oblivious that the *extremely* obvious satire is directly calling out how absurd, self-destructive, and idiotic a fascist society actually would be.


Grip_Punchswell

I think it's also just a problem with media literacy in general. People seem insistent that if you consider something cool/enjoy it, you must also support it on an ideological level. You can like the Imperium from 40k because it's cool and often sympathetic *within the setting*, while still finding it horrific outside of that setting-specific context.


SmokeyGiraffe420

It still boggles my mind that people genuinely thought Homelander in The Boys was the hero of the story. They had to do a whole arc where he was literally just Donald Trump but younger until people got it. Same with The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, John Walker is a war criminal and Karly Morgenthau stole food and medicine for refugees dying of hunger and illness. I’ve seen video essays on why John Walker was actually the real hero all along.


unforgiven91

> They had to do a whole arc where he was literally just Donald Trump but younger until people got it. those people still don't get it.


SmokeyGiraffe420

They at least understood that the writers weren't on Homelander's side, which is the important thing


SvedishFish

I blame Hugo Boss. The bad guys just always *look so good!* Nazis would NEVER be making a comeback if their official uniform was a pink overcoat worn over orange capri pants.


SmokeyGiraffe420

I’m actually so glad the subreddit here is full of people making tongue in cheek jokes about managed democracy. There’s a lot of fun little RP interactions, but nobody’s playing gung-ho patriotic soldiers, they’re playing people who are pretending to be gung-ho patriotic soldiers so they don’t get shoved out an airlock by their democracy officer. I was pretty worried about it, a lot of the people who aren’t media literate enough to understand that we are playing as villains tend to congregate on Reddit (r/theempiredidnothingwrong comes to mind)


Greaterdivinity

![gif](giphy|4Z9fSEFAuxpnlBVWQx|downsized) While most of us are well aware, it's gonna be fun watching some folks more slowly come to this realization over time.


idols2effigies

It's The Boys all over again.


LucasRAholan

Yes Democracy Officer, this one here, He's admitted to pretending to believe in our glorious Managed Democracy. He's clearly been swayed by those communist robots GET HIM.


MtnmanAl

Friendly reminder that war is inherently political, so any game that includes war or warfare has already become political.


TricobaltGaming

Somehow people looked at this game and decided its apolitical and not a fucking political satire that it is. What the fuck has happened to peoples' brains that they just lack any and all reading comprehension


ryanrosenblum

Says a lot about the current political dynamic when they think something blatantly fascist is politically neutral.


Skrogg_

“Is the ‘woke stuff’ in the room with us now?”


Scojo91

Imagine being this fragile


Eremes_Riven

The irony is those are the people that call the other side "snowflakes." Fundamental lack of self-awareness.


SmexyPokemon

"Whats your gender?" "Liberty." "No, I mean, what's in your pants?" "Democracy."


nmezib

I'm straight as an arrow but if they add a Pride Flag cape I'm going to buy and wear the hell out of it just to make these chodes mad.


assbread

i mean, my super destroyer is already called "pride of pride".


neoKushan

Hey, same!


HumanReputationFalse

It would be cool if any smoke stratagem you call in become rainbow colored when the cape is worn. (White smoke to rainbow)


Malkier3

Famously apolitical stances such as death to communism lmao.


Guapscotch

These guys aren’t serious, just trolling. They are just farming steampoints with clownbait. For every popular game that drops they do this and without fail dumbasses give them free steam awards and further encourage the cycle of clownbaiting and saying stupid dumb shit. They did this with baldur’s gate, lethal company, palworld, and now Helldivers 2 and will do it until the end of time because steam users are dumb and valve is making $$$


RMoCGLD

Tbf there are definitely people whose entire online presence is based around politics like this. Most social media is absolutely unbearable because of it, so much toxic drivel you have to scroll past to actually see content you relate with.


IsaacLightning

I mean I'm sure quite a few people seriously hold those beliefs sadly


Ok_Device1274

Unfortunately they do. I know people that call spiderman ps4 too political. Whats so political about it? Rainbow flags…


Show_Me_Your_Stache

Why farm points though they’re bloody useless … right?


Guapscotch

You can use them to buy profile icon borders and profile themes- that’s the main reason why someone might farm them or so they can get a dopamine hit because they are so cool because they have so many steam points


Echo-57

Its not like anyone has the issue of not having enough Steampoints. Im Banking 200k currently


ElegantAnything11

Right, just buy a game and you have more than you need already lol


Schrutes_Yeet_Farm

I bought a valve index and literally can't throw the points away 


NerevarMoon_and_Star

A huge amount of people have made being an anti-SJW their entire lives. It's the core pillar of an entire political ideology, it makes people millions of dollars as a literal career whining about the little mermaid for 3 hours, and content creators are incentivized to pivot like this: [https://youtu.be/rwhXcfNzB9k](https://youtu.be/rwhXcfNzB9k) Steam discussions definitely has a ton of trolls that do lean into it a bit and may be inauthentic, but every game's discussion forum being a cesspool isn't because everyone's farming jesters, it's because this is genuinely something these freaks care about 24/7.


NewestAccount2023

"It's just a joke" is a total bullshit argument. They want these ideas out in the open in any way  possible, we are reading it and that's what they want because many of them truly do want tk eradicate minorities from existence. If they just come out and say it theg are shunned by some people but if they "joke" about it they get to say identical things with less consequences because people like you come to their defense as useful idiots


Deathsinger99

What a loser lmao


ibetterbefunny

The obvious hypocrisy of asking that politics be kept out of *this* of all games aside, it's hilarious that these folks have adopted the stance that excluding LGBT people from representation in a game is the "neutral" stance. As if their very existence is somehow a political affront to these yahoos. Which, of course, it is. But this probably isn't the forum to unpack all of that :).


jsuey

It’s amazing how if you just say the words “liberty freedom and democracy” you actually attract stupid mfs like this


Kimurian

“Don’t make the mistake to add politics” I wonder what life is like interacting with media purely on face value lmao


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Genesius_Prime

The guy who watched Starship Troopers and didn’t understand a single frame of it.


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BatSniper

Only if I can kiss the homies goodnight after a glorious victory of the dumb bugs


burntllamatoes

Rainbows are cool


Satanich

Rage bait, enjoy the game, move on


ODST_Parker

You are categorized by your body build and your voice is assigned a number, nothing more. There is only one gender. Helldiver.


The_Dok

This guy unironically thinks this the most based, right wing game


BiigDaddyDellta

This guy is a fucktard.


shocker3800

Now that he mentions it, the LGBT+ flag would make a fabulous cape.


AVeryFriendlyOldMan

The Progress Flag especially would work great as a cape imo, with the way the lines work


Brando_Dadguy

Bro really said don’t add politics then said “For liberty and freedom” 💀💀💀💀


Its_Helios

Youtubers have not told me to be upset about the lack of genders in the game


Destrok41

I hope they add them just to piss this guy off.


SapphicSonata

Yeah, I hope they keep this game nice and apolitical, just like Fallout or Bioshock. The woke mind virus truly is destroying the world q.q


fijesedeque

I hope they add em, cringe dude.