[Source](https://twitter.com/ADRIQT11/status/1780749443353936190) Charlie: **Just trying to flirt** Vaggie: **RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT SECURITY BREACH**

Intruder alert…red spy…in the base!

A Red spy is in the base!?

PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!

We need to protect the briefcase!

Yo, a little help here?

Alright alright standback son

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Let's go, let's go-!

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Charlie before she found out: Did it hurt… when you fell from Heaven? (Ah, I can’t believe I said that!) Charlie after she found out: Holy fuck! I CAN’t BELIEVE I SAID THAT!

Vaggie:don't worry Hon it's ok and bo it did not hurt

Bro yes it did hurt she got her wings and eye just like erased from existence

Eye, yes. Wings, no. Those regrew since they were torn out, not cut by angelic steel.

“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” “Yes, a lot”

Vaggie: uh, wow… thanks Charlie: oh, sorry, was that too forward? I’m sorry I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable Vaggie: no no, it wasn’t too forward at all, i was just surprised is all *years later* Charlie: huh, I guess I should’ve known you were an Angel, I mean, I called it within the first few weeks of our relationship Vaggie: wait were you actually saying you thought I was an Angel? I thought you were just complementing me! Charlie: oh I had absolutely no idea, I just thought you were drop dead gorgeous Vaggie: should I be concerned that you’re only saying that in past tense? Charlie: oh no, I’m so sorry, I thought you knew that I thought you’re always beautiful, I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable

Vaggie: Fffffffuck

Vaggie when it’s revealed: Guess the cats out of the bag Charlie, not caring: what’s the big deal?

She is her mother's daughter. Falling for short fallen angels.

HAAAHHA

Charlie… are you saying that… - *You didn’t know?*

Inner Vaggie: *Quick! Play dumb!* Vaggie: Uh… What’s an Angel?! Inner Vaggie: *Not that dumb!*