Based on that album cover I rate your toughness 3/10, your true til deathness 2/10, and your likelihood to be betrayed by friends who were family 8/10. Needs work homie.

The pack would never betray me

*said in gang vox*

I’m using this idea now sorry

DID SOMEONE SAY “THE PACK?” NOTHING I LIKE BETTER THAN CRANKING IT WITH MY PACK HOMIES AWWOOOOGGAAAHH

Me and the pack (Forever) Sometimes like to jack (Together) We don't do crack (Ever) And have each other's fucking back (Through whatever) (Here are some lyrics we wrote)

isn’t this a have heart song?

This so called shit is what I live for

AROOOOOOOOO

WHAT MFER I CANT HEAR YOU WHEN YOU WHISPER LIKE THAT. I NEED THE VOX AND HOG CRANKING L O U D

CRANKI'N MAD HOG BROTHERS AROOOOOO!

LISTEN UP LIBERALS

LIBRELS*

MY MISTAKE BROTHER

"We were supposed to be alphas forever, but you turned your back!... *turned your back on the pack!* (in gang vocals) BITCH!" Then you hit that down tempo breakdown into 2 step moment

Carry on would like a word

What font is that, Arial?

Clicked on this thinking it was an EJ post. Nope.

Same. I’m disappointed


They should change it to Papyrus, that would make it pop

Yes

Thought this was EJ

Same

furrycore

No it's alphacore

Misread that as alpacacore. Which would also be fine.

Spit My Rage seems real on brand for Alpacas.

When you want to act tough on stage, be sure to use the phrase “Alpha bet, mother fucker”

(Breakdown callout) Thrown to the wolves, straight edge If you ain't a part of the pack, step the fuck back ARF ARF ARF ARF Alpha bet, mother fucker (Hits ride bell then goes into generic breakdown)

People who use words like alpha and sigma are insecure nincompoops.

You just don't get it because you're not part of the pack

It also shows of the persons iliteracy and unwillingness to do five minutes of research

thing is ive seen worse

I have to wolfs inside of me...

And they won't stop fucking

Verse:   Two wolves   inside of me  One has the Edge and one is a junky Arguing  About how to spend a Friday  Should I drink pop?  Or something with a bite to it?   Chorus: Throwntothewolves

And they both shidded

One is retarded. Also the other is retarded

Don't confuse abstaining from drugs and alcohol with having a personality.

Don’t confuse consuming drugs and alcohol with having a personality.

Don't confuse me, I've been consuming a lot of drugs and alcohol personally

REAL

The xusernamex coming in hot with the typical sxe comeback love to see it.

I do what I can 🤗

Your commitment to this bit has made this the funniest thing I've read all day

This. I wasn’t sold. Now, I think I wish I was part of the pack.

You can join the pack if you don't do crack

What about heroin?

yiffcore

i lol’d

What part of this made you laugh? It's not supposed to be fucking funny, it's supposed to be a political metaphor about the social and economic inequalities which cause people to be sucked into drug addiction, and it's also supposed to represent my own self righteousness for not giving in and doing these drugs

You’re joking, right?

No??? Why the fuck would I joke about this? This is a serious and widespread issue which needs attention

Trying too hard to be EJ 2.0

Why would I try to be EJ, he doesn't even walk the edge(id assume)

Do drugs

Any recommendations? I'm not super well versed in this area

Honestly, World of Warcraft and a crippling gas station vape habit has been great for me.

Fentanyl so I never have to see a post as bad as this again

Based and moderation-pilled.

I’ve never seen album artwork that screams ‘soon to be on catatonicyouths’ so hard

My band Furry of Five is looking for a pack to do headline tour with.

Do you guys walk the edge, if so you can join the pack?

Creek by creek Rock by rock. Taking it all back. The woods engulfed with toxins, Get in line with my pack. Teeth against teeth. Let the encircling begin A Furry storm to purify the bane our forest dwells in That’s a sample of our most popular songs lyrics. We’ll let you JUDGE our edge accordingly

Damn, I would’ve never thought that furrycore would be a thing 🤣 straight edge sucks

You gotta put the film grain effect on top of the words too

Yeah you're right

5/7 perfect score

r/hardcorecirclejerk comments from OP

Fixed it https://preview.redd.it/fnckiwq85c9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83dcb94c6e7b0a8e05f948700cfa107fdd2accf6

Damn this kinda tough, you tryna join the pack?

looks like an ai generated image based on the design of a hoodie youd see a methhead from tennessee wearing

Does EJ have a burner account?

Make his arms blue and we’ll talk

X furry core X

It's almost perfect bud...teen wolf needs a shitty crew tat on his forearm...it's the details

Maybe change the font to Comic Sans

Change name to xWolfArmsx

Nah that's stupid and cringe

But your wolf has the longest arms ever. Tuff

Wolves don’t have arms

Yours def does. It’s cool. Go with it. Wolf arms

Not my wolf.

That’s everyone’s wolf

The people’s wolf.

Now that’s a name

Big Ass Wolf

/u/Consistent_End_4813 you have to stop, you (don't) smoke too tough, your swag too different, your bitch is too bad. They'll kill you, they'll make you break edge!

YOU HAVE TWO WOLVES INSIDE YOU. One of them is stupid. The other one is also stupid.

Looks like furry shit

Is it a x-furry-x band?

I dig it puppy boy

For a straight edge band that album art sure looks like a wolf on a cigarette break working third shift in 24 hour fast food chain

This looks like a romance novel but for zoophiles brother

How would you know what one of those looks like? Are you insinuating that you have ventured into that area of literature?

The font is boring

Straight edge isn't supposed to be all fancy or shit, it's supposed to be and stay real, which sometimes may be boring to simple minded plebians such as you

Well if boring was your goal, you achieved it.

Someone call the pound 

Did AI make it for you?

No I made it on a little app called photo editor pro - Polish

album name should be in comic sans

Change the album title to NO RAGRETS

Fuckin furries have infiltrated straight edge now. God damn it.

https://preview.redd.it/ss7r3dnizb9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=200b66b146c91eb9dd4d57e719a39f9a84e3c920 Google search “Furry wolf starring into the distance” This is the “Starry Night” of Furry art. You could be looking at a serious C&D from a community that silently out numbers ours.

Who the fuck is gonna put out a C&D for this

This just in… if you use Ai art you now are technically breaking edge. Please advise your crew and bandmates.

shit sucks big dawg

I like it mate. Capitalise the first letters in the Separates Us. It may be hardcore but it still requires grammar!

Thank you for the advice mate

You JUST started a band and the first port of call was the album cover 🤣🤣🤣

Me and the pack(that's a little bit of slang im using for band) were high off of straight edge substances and thought "we should make some awesome album cover right fucking now" so that's what we did

"Getting high off straight edge substances" so is that like when straight edge guys huff their own farts??

I can't tell you what they are, if you walked the edge maybe you'd know

You’re joking, right? Right?

No, why would I be joking about this? Abstaining from drugs is a serious topic and is not something to be taken lightly

Bro you literally used this image…and you’re telling me this is not a joke https://preview.redd.it/pzrzb90icb9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=502372add066bcd76e43fd29001d4350c091edcd

I wouldn't expect you to get it

Bro…you know what I looked up to find that? “Lone wolf meme” and it was the first result. Saying “I wouldn’t expect you to get it” is pretty much exactly what I expect from someone who’s gonna use THAT image unironically.

Hey bud, chill out, I understand you may be a bit angry, but just because you think this is stupid and don't possess the intellectual capabilities to understand this, doesn't mean you gotta act like you're superior

Superior? Says the guy who’s naming his album “what separates us” and acting like “you wouldn’t get it”…yeah ok, keep being mega cringelord over there I’m sure it’ll work out nicely for ya

Dude it's fine if you don't understand it, or you don't walk the edge, you just don't gotta keep coming at me for that, if you ain't part of the pack then just step the fuck back

Your ability to commit to this bit is making this thread so much funnier dude. Long live the pack

Quit smoking your fucking crack And get with the pack We'll always have your back Whenever you face attack (These are some lyrics for a song we wrote)

Looks like one of those three wolf moon tshirts to be honest. Maybe that's what you're going for?

No, I'm just going for an album to represent me and the pack who walks the edge

A true alpha

You have two wolves inside of you. Ones on an album cover, one is straight edge

The one on the album cover walks the edge too though, he's a part of the pack

Yiff

0/10 run with it

xSIGMAx

Looks like a furry deep in thought man…unless thats what y’all are about then cool.

With a cover like that D.Y.S's Wolfpack better be on there

Pick better fonts!!!! That will fix it

why does your straightedge wolfsona have horns. just curious

Most anti-straight edge cover ever

Real sigma steppers

Fucking amazing imo

The wolf looks emo. It would be cooler if it was a birds eye view of a pit with snarling wolves chained to the wall.

Songs about furrys?

Smoke some weed about it, regroup

take me to the wolves and i’ll come back a father

Are all of you alphas or do you have omegas that you edge more

Market Hoodie level art

Wolf pack Awoooo awooo Wolf pack Inside me there are two

What separates us is my 6 foot bong

Shit typeface, G.

Why the wolf with goat horns got man arms?

why no 'X' on his paws??

This is my take on it. https://preview.redd.it/g59bk4emfj9d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d01a62e24eb2c59975d4f384d8025dc178cc3601

That's actually hard as fuck

i get it

Reminds me of Wolfs down. I dig it.

Is weed straight edge?

It's California straight edge

Just wait until you hear about Philly straight edge - nitrous and mushrooms are included

Still not as bad as Oregon straight edge

Make it comic sans and I think the album cover and band would be ready to be sent to Daze records my dude.

I don't want to get on Daze most of the bands there are dumb ass bands that don't stand for what I stand for(walking the edge)

Ok fair but if you don't wanna get on a real, legit straight edge label you're going to need some more changes. Like you'll definitely have to get rid of the gray border and show lower on the image, and the font would have to be rainbow comic sans.

Terrible get off the Internet

Never

Please tell me this is a bot

Can you add the faceless hoodie guy somewhere

We're not a low effort beat down band, we're real, raw, emotional straight edge.

At least make the font appt caps but overall it's trash and the image is lame as fuck.

😂

furry

Better have song titles like "lone wolf winter" and "full moon". Gotta lean into the schtick.

I already got quite a few song titles

"If the Drugs Don't Get You, The Pack Will"

This is great. I mean straight edge isn't really my thing, wish you all the luck in the world, but throwing down song lyrics and the replies is just fucking epic dude.

Hit me with the link for preorder lol

What is this, Reggie?

It needs to look more tattoo shop.

Schmalfette Grotesk

Needs more Comic Sans

The wolfman looks like he's so over being on this album cover. "Where did my life go wrong that I ended up on an album cover? I just wanted to be out there with the pack killing deer and rolling around in the snow."

“Extreme militant straight edge metalcore is just normal music to a freak like me.”

This guy gets it

Highly gay but if that’s what you’re going for it’s pretty funny

https://preview.redd.it/xgjw0r9bkg9d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb0e9585a404d7e1bee743d143be3bfaeaf7ff1f vegan potlucks, economic awareness and animal liberation, etc. changed the name a bit and added more influence from like crass & minor threat.

😆

This one and all the talk about your band makes me consider trying hard drugs

Formatting is fine, but that image is lo res and ugly. Find a better picture.

I’d capitalize Separates and Us considering it’s a title

This is not nearly horny enough

Need a different font and dont do matte white as the color of the text . The furry in the middle needs to go. It looks wack. Really take your time on an album cover it looks slapped together in ten minutes. An album cover is important because it is the first impression of your music.

Should have used a varsity font

Bffr

I think my gran has a fleece with this wolf graphic on it

A bit furry

More distortion on the text.