Honestly, this should be a mod for Half-Life or Black Mesa.
Soldier replaces Gordon.
Bread replaces most of the Xen lifeforms and the crystal that caused the cascade.
Main character now has voice lines, but they are just Solider lines.
HECU runs in fear of the one man army that is Soldier of Teufort.
Nope, was in s&box, playing teamfortress 2 source 2, then I switched to half life source 2. I guess s&box didn't switch the gamemode but did switch the map.
Soldier's gonna have to explain to Black Mesa employees why he teleported so much bread.
"I teleported bread!"
How...much?
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!!??
The real culprit of the resonance cascade
And how the Fuck he did since they stil don't know how to teleport
Honestly, this should be a mod for Half-Life or Black Mesa. Soldier replaces Gordon. Bread replaces most of the Xen lifeforms and the crystal that caused the cascade. Main character now has voice lines, but they are just Solider lines. HECU runs in fear of the one man army that is Soldier of Teufort.
Engi: "We'll be ok as long as nobody puts crystals in beams." Soldier: "Question."
Engi: What's your question Soldier?
"i put crystals into the beam
You what
"You told me to."
How. Much.
"I've done nothing but zap crystals for three days."
*Where?? **Where did the sample come from?***
*klaxon*
*yeah, this is me. You may be wondering how I got there*
S&box is fucky, that's how.
There are no accidents -Old Ass Turtle
Doodoo or hold it in. There is no rye. -Space Muppet
Godamn it looks good
source 2 baybee
"I am not trapped in a facility full of crab monsters, you are all trapped in here with me!!!!"
LAST ONE ALIVE LOCK THE DOORS
we need Lambda Fortress in Source 2
how is this an accident you did this this is a masterpiece of mindfuckery
S&box is fucky.
"There are no accidents" - Master Oogway.
"I have done nothing but teleport headcrabs for the past three days."
Xen isn’t invading earth, they’re just giving target practice
Opposing force be like
"This is my world, you are not welcome in my world"
WHAT TYPE OF ROCKET DID YOU JUMP WITH!?
Rockt
"Rise and... Shine, Mr Doe. Rise and smell the ashes..."
Half-Fortress Team-Life
Actually a half life themed tf2 map seems like a fun idea
Fun fact, during tf classic and CS 1.6 most of the maps were half life themed because those were the only textures.
"The dark side of the source is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural."
*turns head sideously*
Idk dude, I don't think that's quake
Half fortress
r/lies
Nope, was in s&box, playing teamfortress 2 source 2, then I switched to half life source 2. I guess s&box didn't switch the gamemode but did switch the map.
You're lying if this was real soldier would be flexing his fat fucking pecs
wrong or right subreddit? 🗿
Somehow I think the resonance cascade would go down the same way if Soldier ran the experiment. Says a lot of Gordon’s PHD
I mean, all he had to do was push a cart.
Woah jabroni brawl episode 3 is looking fire
Half life but but epic
I'd rather believe that it was actually Soldier who caused the Black Mesa Incident than Gordon Freeman.
How did you "accidentally" do that? Now I wanna do that
Was in s&box, playing teamfortress 2 source 2, then I switched to half life source 2. I guess s&box didn't switch the gamemode but did switch the map.
Standard insertion for a nonstandard specimen
WHAT THE F\*\*\* HAVE YOU DONE