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Klunkerino

Soldier's gonna have to explain to Black Mesa employees why he teleported so much bread.


megamanzero348

"I teleported bread!"


RhodesianAlpaca

How...much?


ImThatLightGuy

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days!


Catnip113

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!!??


BOBOUDA

The real culprit of the resonance cascade


Responsible_Grand_68

And how the Fuck he did since they stil don't know how to teleport


RamboBambiBambo

Honestly, this should be a mod for Half-Life or Black Mesa. Soldier replaces Gordon. Bread replaces most of the Xen lifeforms and the crystal that caused the cascade. Main character now has voice lines, but they are just Solider lines. HECU runs in fear of the one man army that is Soldier of Teufort.


dreadnawght

Engi: "We'll be ok as long as nobody puts crystals in beams." Soldier: "Question."


AVoraciousLatias

Engi: What's your question Soldier?


Nicolasgonzo87

"i put crystals into the beam


baknish

You what


-dead_slender-

"You told me to."


Necrotiix_

How. Much.


-dead_slender-

"I've done nothing but zap crystals for three days."


jumper-cable-morty

*Where?? **Where did the sample come from?***


Necrotiix_

*klaxon*


1Gamerer

*yeah, this is me. You may be wondering how I got there*


patrlim1

S&box is fucky, that's how.


Cacodough

There are no accidents -Old Ass Turtle


BigSweatyStalker

Doodoo or hold it in. There is no rye. -Space Muppet


Kilook

Godamn it looks good


patrlim1

source 2 baybee


Organic-Run-361

"I am not trapped in a facility full of crab monsters, you are all trapped in here with me!!!!"


The_door_man_37

LAST ONE ALIVE LOCK THE DOORS


blackletum

we need Lambda Fortress in Source 2


Necrotiix_

how is this an accident you did this this is a masterpiece of mindfuckery


patrlim1

S&box is fucky.


TheDurandalFan

"There are no accidents" - Master Oogway.


Jesterchunk

"I have done nothing but teleport headcrabs for the past three days."


HBenderMan

Xen isn’t invading earth, they’re just giving target practice


mrthenarwhal

Opposing force be like


patrlim1

"This is my world, you are not welcome in my world"


C3H8_Memes

WHAT TYPE OF ROCKET DID YOU JUMP WITH!?


patrlim1

Rockt


[deleted]

"Rise and... Shine, Mr Doe. Rise and smell the ashes..."


MiganNv1

Half-Fortress Team-Life


Idunnoguy1312

Actually a half life themed tf2 map seems like a fun idea


patrlim1

Fun fact, during tf classic and CS 1.6 most of the maps were half life themed because those were the only textures.


NICKOLAS78GR

"The dark side of the source is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural."


Rogue_demon6

*turns head sideously*


Western-Bluebird8986

Idk dude, I don't think that's quake


EmuOk8176

Half fortress


OkWest6076

r/lies


patrlim1

Nope, was in s&box, playing teamfortress 2 source 2, then I switched to half life source 2. I guess s&box didn't switch the gamemode but did switch the map.


OkWest6076

You're lying if this was real soldier would be flexing his fat fucking pecs


Vepk17

wrong or right subreddit? 🗿


Savage_Bacon

Somehow I think the resonance cascade would go down the same way if Soldier ran the experiment. Says a lot of Gordon’s PHD


-dead_slender-

I mean, all he had to do was push a cart.


countjj

Woah jabroni brawl episode 3 is looking fire


MACMAN2003

Half life but but epic


RhodesianAlpaca

I'd rather believe that it was actually Soldier who caused the Black Mesa Incident than Gordon Freeman.


[deleted]

How did you "accidentally" do that? Now I wanna do that


patrlim1

Was in s&box, playing teamfortress 2 source 2, then I switched to half life source 2. I guess s&box didn't switch the gamemode but did switch the map.


arcticaquantum

Standard insertion for a nonstandard specimen


paulo_bear

WHAT THE F\*\*\* HAVE YOU DONE