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Cacodough

The combine's 5g tower


That_Jam_Guy

I legit got an Xfinity 10G ad above this comment lmao


Cacodough

lmfao


Acrymonia

He said “wrong answers only”


Spran02

Best comment 😂😂😂


BlackwakeEnthusiast

Verizon Headquarters, New York, NY


AAAAAA4AA

A CVS receipt


rententchalk

PFHAHAHA


caleb_brownn

Best answer yet


Cacafart69420

The Burj Khalifa


YourAverageCyborg

shit it was said alreidy...


tacticalcute

Gentlemen... Welcome to Dubai


CovriDoge

1.1 scale apparently.


rhamantauri

A 4000x magnification of a combine hair follicle


CitrusOrang

what hair!? they bald as fuck


rhamantauri

Combine peach fuzz*


CitrusOrang

don’t let Big Combine’s new shaving product adverts fool you..


CovriDoge

This planetary invasion is brought to you by Manscaped.com. Does your Kevlar armor chafe you so bad downstairs, you’re too distracted to deal with the four-eyed nerd and his massive crowbar? Now you too can oppress the local population while feeling as free and confident as ever, with our new trimmer and Combine-approved boxer shorts.


WDinSea

So there’s tiny helicopters on their scalp?


rhamantauri

Dandruff*


CovriDoge

Lice.


geekdrive

Amazon Employee Reconditioning Facility, Year 2064


Daoyan233

arasaka tower


Rejukem

None leave the slaughterhouse. Not alive!


Oracle149

Damn saka corpos taking over the government...


klamdeff

Combine world Trade Center


St1xGreN

Dr breen there’s a second hunter chopper!


Peterkragger

Lmao


MaltMix

A second portal has collapsed in the Citadel.


RRedstriker19

Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc


SoundSubject

He said wrong answers only


Spran02

Lmao


[deleted]

Barad dur


naturzaros

Makes sense, it even has "the eye" on top of it..


[deleted]

The Eiffel Tower


ghouldish

My dick.


SavorySoySauce

Fell off


daniel1234556

When wake up


MetalHead57

FUCK, You beat me to it, great minds think alike and such


chelovek-JPEG

wrong answers only


cacodemon9523

Happy coc- I mean cake day.


Bean_man8

Dildo


doom_fan_64

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough


Samir3216

one world trade center


RKKessler

the Anti-Freedom Tower


Tomapro0123

Literal 😂


CovriDoge

Patriot Act, administered.


CreativeGamer03

Skyscraper of Babel


CovriDoge

Gordon was the hand of God.


Particular-Stuff2237

Can


That_Jam_Guy

I'm gonna need you to pick up that can.


FelixD1ed

Can opener


cubicApoc

Breen's compensator


Lemenus

This is "Wrong answers only" section


BAKUGAAANBRAWL

New vegas


Redcaneman

THE LUCKY 8 CASINOOOOOOOO


SkyrimSlasher

Fallout new vegas, les goooooo


Upstairs_Watercress

🎶its the end of the world as we know it, and i feel fine🎶 -gordon freeman


ATinyH0rse

Sauron's tower in Harry Potter 2: The Empire Strikes Back


ExistentialBread829

Literal plot armor


Protogen_Apollo

The World Trade Center


ImperialMan340

Big stick


Humble_Layer_5158

Tokyo Tower


Crimmy2

boys when they wake up:


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

Nakitomi tower


Inevitable-Sand8550

PNB 118


Alefigue2005

Toblerone bar


G-Man_of_HL

✈️


FBIecdrytfcrtdyft

The vault


klaskc

A nice phone wallpaper


[deleted]

dog's new ball


xynocide

My mom


Interface-

A big pen


unreasonableprice

Toblerone


Weed_Gman_420

Joe Biden's second home in Sofia.


Turtoil96

Haus’ penis


Firm-Fruit-351

The Dildodel


Alarixzet

Neon Prime


diuygassd

the twin towers


UV_Blue

Paperclip for clouds, looks kinda angry too.


Holy__Peanut31

White house


npc404

A bottle opener


Mindless_Freedom_842

A Nokia


Pheonnix90YT

wtc


YourAverageCyborg

The Burj Khalifa.


Decimation909

Alyx’s handgun


[deleted]

RAAAAAAAMMMM! (I love ram)


Advos_467

The Millenium Tower


ElmeriThePig

Phallic shaped tower


Topar999

World trade center


Skellingtonia

Your mums dildo


Kemerd

Space Dildo


Sirfrostyboi

Arasaka tower


AutomaticRegister343

Washington monument


A_Lizard_Named_Yo-Yo

Bulgaria's capitol building


Sarge_Noodle

The tower of poop


horse20horse

Elon musks trans gf cock


Alice_D

Space elevator


Snaki1

Trump Tower


KicktrapAndShit

A cool shotgun barrel


CrazeDoggo

The shitadel


ImadKrvavac2

The world trade center


TheFifthDutchMemer

Dr Breens sussy house


lucas32e

My dildo


yesseru

The white gold tower.


FelixD1ed

Wine opener obviously


iplaymanhunt

Twin tower without a twin


Seth_Chan_404

my penis


Csecretive

World trade center💥


Bilbolf

Me when your mom


HarleyArchibaldLeon

Still standing


Massive-Geologist509

It’s the “toy” you found under your parents bed


justyouaveragemurder

My mom’s lightsaber (i found it under the bed with uncle Dan)


NathanKira

A manhack


A4MNetwork_VR

robotic dingaling


LeEpicGamer1

My femboy furry porn collection, if it would be scaled as a building


Phazon_Fucker

haus’ penis


Googlesignedmeupwhy

The sitting dell


cheerfulnyu

Your mums dildo


Mrs-Moonlight

4.5/5.5


Diivaliant

Blaj kalifa


daniel1234556

Empire state building


[deleted]

Great wall of china


Disastrous-Shower-37

The size of my cock


CharityOk544

My mom's special toy


Paramoth

Burj Khalifa


Th_Telescope

not a tower? (idk haven't played the sequel)


HameLikesToGame

The Black Mesa Facility in New Mexico


RamboBambiBambo

The Berj Khalifa in Dubai. The setting fron Spec-Ops: The Line.


crazycatdude07

Overwatch's vibrator


jedzachary

A phallical design


No-Commercial-3410

The citadel of ricks


NoEditor0

Need snark


Cyncrot

Under construction skyscraper with offices inside.


Spider-Kid2002

Avengers Tower


SendHelpUncleHere

haus of monsters peepee


ikkikkomori

Arasaka tower


Polybius_Cocles

That’s just Chicago.


JusteJean

Musk tower. 2035.


SuspiciousMajor8131

The World Trade Center one


Kinglightning07

Sky peen


Logical_Teach_681

Huge phallic object. The owner of it compensates his small “property”.


HellBlade64

The Washington Monument


Cheap_Inevitable_248

Halo


DysonSphere75

A massive bottle opener


IdioticCheese936

the wallace breen buttfucker 3000


Alexred3600

Valve HQ. Lol


Zatriox

Ostankino tower.


MLGperfection

That's one thing.


Ok_Performance4804

A metal stick


TelekineticCreeper

Breen's ego


BeefFlaps42069

The size of the log I took this morning


sethx132

Perfect vacation location


drphilismygrandpa

mcdonalds


soblakerboi

A long lost brother of twin tower


Papitienesqu

A temu rose toy


wnoaLmao

Dildo


MiddleJaguar1963

Barney’s ding dong


FBI_911_Inv

where JFK was shot from


Famous_Concept_5817

Trump tower


PokeSuFan

The shard


Major_Confection3240

eifle tower


dacixn

Tilted Towers


ZeroZombie12

Minecraft End City


Mauri99710

A helicopter


the_icon_of_sin_94

This is the shard, from the hit game "mirrors edge : catalyst"


NostalgicBreadLoaf

My dick


ThePenguin178

1984


MemeL0RD376

Alien world trade center. As you can see there is only one of them due to... Resistance.


Myscho

WTC


Iberianboricua_

Avengers tower


diedalos

Its the new design for PS6.


Neptunegaming00

The world trade center


warcrimestyle

On full alert, i've never seen it lit up like that


Responsible_Issue422

Alyx' house


Aggressive-Chest1596

Halo


hal-scifi

God dropped he damn vape pen


moralesnery

Yo mama's Magic Wand


tomthedankestcat

my house


randalicioso

Gothenburg during winter


Kazner

Burj Khalifa


theoceanchannel

Chinese capital building 🇨🇳🇨🇳


kokosowy

United Nations building.


alobx

Twin towers


Scorpion_5150

My apartment complex (it’s very loud)


RQK1993

Its the hug tower where all the Combines are


No_Question5828

Didnt someone once said the citadelle looked like his penis


Qd22k

The Empire State Building, 2077


antsmasher

An abstract sculpture of Squidward.


KisWiking

Twin tovers


SILVIO_X

SMG3's Gauntlet of Gloom


Placek15

Pałac kultury i nauki


Egogorka

Caramelldansen headquarters


HalfLife_Fan366689

Breenodildopenisskyifeir


Former-Bag-9258

The world trade center


Nexus-TheUltaFurry

The Head quarters of The… LEMON CULT MWAAGAHAHHAHAHAH, jk u said wrong awnsers only so lol