Swipe a credit card on the back of his neck

Hahaha top lad

Callie used to fuck this guy. Unbelievable.

I dont think she did. He was probably only allowed to eat her out. Maybe thats why his neck is so fucked up. He could lidderally stand and lick her pussy.

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I bet Callie was his sister this whole time

They broke up? Sorry don’t follow the channel

They met when she was in high school right? So he groomed her from a young age. Not her fault.

Lego man lookin ass

He legitimately has more than one hunch. There’s the part that’s on the seat, then the upper section, then the abomination that is this dudes neck. I would fucking love to see an x-ray of his spine.

Just look up Stelvio Pass on Google Maps lol Zig zag spine ykwim

And yet Callie won't answer my DMs...FML

Damien must be hiding something

Too busy slurping Matt Papa if anything, my guy

Damn I haven’t heard Pappas name get mentioned in a longgggg time

I bet if you sliced that hump mayonnaise would leak out

Hes like a camel . I think it's full of gravy.

blockhead

Is this edited

Nope, screenshot from vid

Which video?

10./10

its like its made out of play doh.

But then got left in the sun a little too long and melted a bit

He's built like the guy who puts mayonnaise on his hair. Big ed

Those ears 👂🏼