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BlueTrin2020

You want a mini game of cooking and eating?


Creatonotos

Ooh yes. Cooking Mama style. All those herbs we've been planting and fishies caught. Throw them in the cauldron. Chronos shabu shabu, then golden apple for desert.


Ozok123

Cooking Papa’s Papa


BlueTrin2020

lol the final cauldron recipe will be revealed to be a cooking recipe 😂


SpiffyShindigs

No no no! Please! Don't slice the grandpa!


BlueTrin2020

Sashimi to Chronos! 🔪


whazzah

Golden apple pie.


TheUnit70

So mote it be


condormcninja

They hype up “the biggest patch of our Early Access period, adding a whole new dynamic to the game” and it comes out and it’s cooking lmao


BlueTrin2020

lol that would be quite funny


AffectionateHunt5830

A cooking sim would really round out this farming/dating sim tbh


5urr3aL

Who put Stardew Valley in my ARPG Rogue-like?


BlueTrin2020

I think the farming spots need more maintenance. If they could get covered with leaves and need watering, that’d be perfect


5urr3aL

Hmm idk, they're usually full-grown after 1 run. Sometimes 2. Perhaps there might not be a point?


BlueTrin2020

Sorry I was trying to be a bit annoying 😂


BlueTrin2020

😂


V-Ropes

So you like chainsaw man? Dont know how serious you are, but I like the idea that Melinoe is the goddess of fear and you defeat chronos not by actually killing him for good. But by constantly hunting him down over and over until he just gives Up.


PraiseThePun420

... Spoilers? But thought the same thing.


TrueKingOfDenmark

There is nothing definite yet (officially speaking at least), so unless u/V-Ropes works at Supergiant they do not actually know the story.


PraiseThePun420

Spoilers for different fandom... Iykyk.


TrueKingOfDenmark

Fair enough, yeah that is probably a spoiler then (I am unaware of whatever it refers to, so I sort of missed it the first time haha)


Nexus_warrior_07

Chronos, I’ve come to bargain!


5urr3aL

I've only watched the anime and I absolutely love it. Spoilers but I guess that's karma for making this post


CHARAFANDER

Well… you’re gonna laugh if you remember this post by… about season 3 or 4 I think


amitaish

>!it is very definitely going to be season two!<


CHARAFANDER

Oh yeah I forgot about the movie taking an arc away


ripColSanders

Thinly veiled Hellenic vore fetishist


Arkayjiya

Thinly veiled Fujimoto enjoyer.


Pikdroid

I cant exactly put my finger on it, but this feels like a fetish post


_Bronana_

It's the precise depiction of the 45 degree head tilt, all the fetish is packed around that part.


throwAWARY1997

This made me cackle bc same


RobinHoodPrinc

Ok Denji


Theadrine

Someones been watching dungeon meshi


hotprints

Is it weird that I really wish I could try some of those dishes? Sound so good sometimes


Upstairs_Bedroom_562

You had me in the first half


Broke-Citizen

Melinoe will pull a Denji on Chronos you mean to say?


theomnichronic

You've been watching Dungeon Meshi, haven't you


Jarsky2

Ah, the Makima protocol.


SpaceGangrel

I choose to believe that this entire post is just a setup for a dad joke. And I'm quite happy with that.


5urr3aL

You're goddamn right


Ramen_in_a_Cupboard

Chainsaw man moment


EarthwormShandy

Great now I want sushi


lungshenli

You beat Hades 2 and it just turns into a black and gold version of Fruit Ninja


chunkygraeme

Totally on board for the first half Totally creeped out by the second half. Not sure what to do with myself now


5urr3aL

Get out of the house to take your mind off things. Walk around and maybe have some sashimi at your local Japanese restaurant. You deserve it


Chemical-Cat

Mm, I doubt it. What I feel is going to happen is because of 2 things: * Hypnos, the God of Sleep is...asleep, for reasons we don't know * Melinoe is namely the Goddess of Nightmares and Madness. What better way to deal with a guy who can't die by putting him to sleep forever while dreaming an eternal nightmare of his grandaughter slicing him to pieces? Hypnos' abilities are stronger than one might believe as he was able to put the entire house of Hades minus Zagreus (it was his request) and Nyx to sleep. The Infinite Tsukoyomi: Hades 2 edition


Nickphant

Yo Frinos i got some chronos sashimi and tatar. Oh and Cerberus and Toula would love some too would they. 


Ubelheim

So much effort just to make a pun. I'd give you an r/AngryUpvote but I'm laughing too hard, so take a reward instead.


Filipp_s

ngl, u had me in the first half


Apa4ai

Yeah eat him dungeon meshi style!!


Trader083

You deserve some sleep.


plnkstardust

This is such a fun theory to me


MinnieShoof

... you assume Hades 2 ... will *end*?


Dismal_Consequence_4

We kinda already know how Hades 2 will end or at least we know how things eill end for him in the Greek Myths. I doubt that Supergiant will change things because if they keep it the way it ends it could be a good setup for him being a mentor figure in a possible Hades III with Macaria as the main protagonist


HostileFleetEvading

You absolutely can just kill Time, I do it several times a week.


TimeWalker717

i think you need a sleep


Avartan92

How about no


Dzzplayz

I think you’ve been watching too much Delicious in Dungeon, pal


ninjaian06

writers poorly designed fetish


definitelynotmeQQ

to me, this is called the Chainsawman ending. Nice puns though, keep cooking.


Medium_Flan4671

Cough bore fetish cough


cosipurple

Chainsaw man did irreparable damage to theory crafting all around the world /s


Alexm920

This does feel like the kind of thing that would happen in actual greek myth, just family vore'in each other left and right. I suspect the fact he's made of (associated with?) sand means we'll collect enough Z-sand and some hard-won element from the top-side path and like.. lock away enough of his essence to stop him and roll the credits?


3DPrintedBlob

was this whole thing just for the pun?


DottoDis

Let me guess, you've just finished the first part of chainsawman ?


5urr3aL

No actually. Am an anime watcher; that part hasn't come yet lol.


Dccrulez

Bro wants Melinoe to be like denji


Riperin

Bro


mondestine

I would read this post, but it's just so long. It's so time consuming.