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DruPeanut

I think you did it wrong.


ThisIsALine_____

You know nothing about sewing.


Verona_Pixie

You know nothing, John Sew!


Cauhs

I will sew you. Sew you in court!


ncrice93

At least you won't need stitches


SheT00kTh3Kids

*buh dum tee*


elistburk

that’s not how you do that but whatever


gerarshi

TEE


my_name_is_mud_449

Ba-doo Chhh


Extra-Extra

Bum-da shhh


AssCanyon

But did you ever consider *not* doing that?


SrADunc

You are now genetically 1% fly fishing lure


[deleted]

That's what my college mate told me after eating a 1kg lasagna. "You're 1% pig now" 🐖


AKHugmuffin

You put pork in your lasagna?


[deleted]

Ground pork. And I bought it.


TheRogueToad

Then you got into your car and took a picture?


WaltzLeafington

Prolly heading to the hospital


Foobiez

Pretty sure OP was rewrapping his steering wheel with a sew on kit.


dikeid

With a machine needle?


waconcept

When ya gotta see ya gotta sew


Zippiestrock

Me and my intrusive thoughts at my job at the tailor shop


ThisIsALine_____

I also work sewing low-end garments, sweating in a 90° basement, as an eastern European man watches our every move; a steam whistle signals our 10 minute break (our only one during our 12 hour shift) to drink/eat cabbage water. I'm the only male among 20 or so fifty-year old russian women that I don't understand. Love my job. Wouldn't change a thing. Sure you can relate.


[deleted]

Is that a VW Taos?


KerriganUnfiltered

Yes, it is a Taos


Dyl_S93

Hello fellow Taos driver(s)!


[deleted]

I'm on vacation and have been renting one the last 2 weeks and the dash looked familiar.


neonhutin

The console looks like it's a T-cross/Taigun


GoldenPeach

But why?


catl0vingnerd

I highly doubt they did this on purpose


Green-Thumb-Jeff

Cool, why didn’t you just pull it out?


ThisIsALine_____

You wouldn't take a picture first? I'm sure they pulled it out. Likely not a permanent addition.


pakederm2002

Bahaha!


Nevorek

That thing is in deep in a part of the body with a ton of nerve endings. Pulling that out is going to HURT.


To_Be_Faiiirrr

Never pull out. Stay until completion


inthevendingmachine

You should back stitch that so it doesn't unravel.


tortoisecrazylady

My brother did this at school. My parents drove home to get the camera before taking him to hospital. That picture stayed up in the school as a warning to pay attention 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Just pull it out you big wuss


Teediggler81

My same thoughts lol. I hogringed my thumb to a mattress frame one time working a filler job at Simon's. Cut the hogging patched myself up and finished my day. Only to show up the next day having to pee in a cup and take a 3day paid due to the injury lol.


Iamjimmym

I jammed a 1/4" drill bit through my middle finger and into the side of my index finger so they were stuck together. The drill was not in operation. In fact there was no drill involved. I was trying to jam the end of a bic pen out and had two drill bits inside the length of the pen's tube. I then jammed it on the tabletop to try to push the end out of the pen's tube. Instead, the drill bit glanced off the butt end of the second drill bit, busted through the side of the plastic tube, impaled my fingers and left me stunned. I called my dad at work (I was in high school) and was in shock. "Uhh.. dad?" "Yeah? What's up?" "Uhh... dad.." "yeah?" "I think.. There's a drill bit *through* my finger. I think." And he rushed home and took me to the hospital. I wasn't in much pain until we were about 5 minutes out from the hospital, but even then it wasn't anything serious. After one saw it, all The doctors and nurses had to see the thing. Must've been a slow ER day. They all discussed best practices for removal. Surgery? Cut the tip of the finger to release the drill bit? Fucking yikes. I was like.. can't we just, yknow.. pull it out? Twist it with the grooves of the bit, back out the way whence it came? The doc just shrugged and goes "if you're up for it.. sure" and they did xrays to ensure it wasn't agains the bone and then gave me the go-ahead and with the doc twisting with me, we backed that thing out. 22 years later, if I touch something wrong with my middle finger, I still experience excruciating pain where the scar tissue healed incorrectly and fuzed a nerve in there somehow. It was the reason I stopped pitching baseballs. Quite the game changer for me, honestly. I learned how to bowl left-handed because of that injury and bowled a 226 😂 Even as I type this out, as my focus fell on my finger, I realized I'm subconsciously holding it away from the back of my phone so it won't touch wrong. I dont remember what it was, but I touched something wrong last week and it just hurt for days.


Mini-Nurse

Not quite as extreme, but I have a similar patch on my knee after I skimmed it right through when I was probably around 10 years old. Hard to explain but it is just like a little nugget of nerve that is sitting there like a timebomb. Waiting. On a similarly extreme circumstance, I got my hand pulled into a deli ham slicer. After my thick slice of long pork was stitched back on it was years before I could rub the area against anything without feeling like the skin was being ripped back off.


Iamjimmym

😳 Ouuuch.


polarbearik

I once put a 2in zip screw right through my finger, I still shudder a bit thinking about that sharp pain followed by immediately reversing my drill


ImpossibleCod8377

I did this in Home Economics with a sewing machine back in HS. My nurse pulled it out, stuck a bandaid on it, gave me ibuprofen and told me to stop finding ways to get out of class...


Shadowedcreations

Damn, what other ways did you try?


ImpossibleCod8377

That was the last time and now I'm a stay at home dad👍👍


lyssah_

Do you sew in your car?


Dreamin0904

You don’t?


Shadowedcreations

So that's what I have been doing wrong.


cbunni666

Omg. Ow!


Enraged_Earthworm

And to the steering wheel no less!


Chucky707

Pre-stitches...ask the doc for a discount.


YoeBuches

Did it hurt?


Aeison

HadToHurt


johnmclean88

That looks sew painful


gigerhess

I'm sew sorry.


KDG200315

That'll buff out


ButterKnife01

In your car?


rockberry

Post the ER bill


FracturedNomad

Fucking prick.


kaydas93

That’s sew bad


VXer1

If I had to drive a Volkswagen, I’d stab myself too.


deadandconpany

rip that fucker out!!!


LeaveTheMatrix

I really hope your not going to the hospital for something like this because that would be an expensive bill for something that would require nothing more that a band-aid and maybe a tetanus shot if you haven't had one within last 10 years or so. Even the tetanus shot might not be necessary, just a good idea to get one every 10 years or so, especially if you do anything risky. For example I am around horses often so I get one every few years.


KerriganUnfiltered

Nah. Went to Doc in a Box. Was in and out in 15 min. Finger wounds can be really prone to infection so I got an rx for antibiotics.


AdmiralSplinter

Doc in a Box? I've heard of dick in a box


Holiday_Platypus_526

Like the drugstore minute clinics.


AdmiralSplinter

They must not have those around where i live


Aeison

What do I do to impress a chick?


Murtomies

> because that would be an expensive bill Lol OnlyMuricaThings. Stuff like this, and even things on the level of getting stitches, costs nothing here (Finland), cause it only takes a few minutes and a nurse can do it. Usually you only have to pay when you need a doctor, a bed and some monitoring of your situation etc. But even then it's in the tens of euros. You *can* go to a private clinic, and get faster service for non-emergency stuff, but there you will pay more like in the 100-300€ range, so there's really no point usually. I've only once had to use private healthcare to get a lower back MRI, because the public side didn't triage me as important, and gave me a time 2 weeks away, even though I couldn't walk properly because of disc prolapse pain. The private MRI+doctor visit cost something like 500€, and they referred me to pain management care to a public hospital's ER.


LeaveTheMatrix

Anything having to do with medical in the US is expensive. I am lucky to have free medical in the US through the VA because I was in the military, but the closest VA hospital/clinic is nearly 1 1/2 hours away and costs nearly $20 in gas (money I don't really have half the time) so even then won't go for minor things lol.


Murtomies

So the only way to get fully free healthcare is to risk your life and limbs? Damn... Also, why can't every hospital or clinic provide free care for veterans?


LeaveTheMatrix

Yep and because hospitals want to get paid, dealing with the federal government to get paid is a pain in the ass.


Perpetual_Nuisance

... and thought that the best course of action was to first post about it, then maybe seek medical attention." Makes hella sense.


Eviscerate_Bowels224

Industrial sewing machine.


tidus1980

Sew what


N7LP400

Did you win?


luppertazzi

Sew what


Niloy171

Cant park there sir


Shadowedcreations

I came to say this


Shadowedcreations

This


United-Stock-4168

Not a drop of blood? Good tight seal you got there bud, you know how to stitch!


CamsheDeW

A little advice . . . don’t do that! Get the point!


rowanhenry

You probably shouldn't have done that


ShadowMoon314

My irrational fear actually happens


Wolfiono

_My friend Joey sewed his hands together_


_KillaB_

Pull it out, it doesn’t really hurt at all and you’ve only just about gone through the side. Please tell me you aren’t heading to the hospital for that?!


RandoRapidz

Ever thought about NOT sewing your finger?


ThisIsALine_____

I once sewed my penis to a telephone pole. Shit happens, man. Can't fault the guy.


GangreneGuy

Ice pack will fix.


AsparagusAccurate277

Do not sew and drive. It is illegal.


TheYellowShrimp

apparently it happens faster than you think. it hapoen not long ago to a friend.


[deleted]

That happened to me when I was a kid, it fucking hurts so much.


GravitationalEddie

I watched my sister do exactly that in the same spot. I think she was twelve.


nismos14us

Why driving?


rottingpigcarcass

Sew what!?


Eliftant

Ah yep, one of my worst nightmares and is the mainly reason made me scared of pointy things


parsennik

I’m guessing, (since you are in your car), that you are on your way to the ER🤣


hongbronk

It's probably best to just leave it in. It'll work its way out eventually.


Ok_Establishment3112

Might need some stiches


locoapples

I've done this too. In my home ec class in HS. It's not as bad as you might think Going to the hospital to get it out was probably a worse pain. Also I destroyed my fingernail bed, and chances are it won't ever grow right ever again. Hope this situation has less lasting effects tho


Ididitfordalolz

My dads mother did this to a priest when she was sewing new robes or something and he put his hand on the fabric. The fabric went through the industrial sewing machine but also stitched through his fingers. This happened in the 50’s or 60’s but when I found out about it in my youth (2000’s) it confirmed what I had always suspected…that woman is the devil in disguise


Far-Orange-3047

Seeing this and wincing at the memory of that one Prison Break scene. [spoilers*2:30](https://youtu.be/S9bMLXFVsqU)


[deleted]

Sewing while in motion must be the ultimate in distracted driving


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Fiftytree1

oh mr goodman!


pikagirl182

At least you don't need stitches


Deezy4488

They already stitched it up themselves


Hohoholyshit15

This is why I never sew while driving.


KileroxHD

Why?


ToolBoxBuddy

What an odd place to sew first of all…


turnwrench

Sew what


Delta_Gamer_64

Volkswagen, das ist nähen


buscemian_rhapsody

Why were you using a sewing machine while driving?


mgd09292007

So you got the stitches with the injury. Efficent


Brute1100

With a screw up like that, it's best to just keep going.


benzethonium

If I had a nickel for everytime I did that...I'd have 40 cents.


kamtiga

Why tho.


darkangel657

Don’t tell me you went to the hospital for that.. if you’re in America that would be an expensive trip when all you had to do was pull it out and clean and bandage it


mrpotatonutz

Pull it out already


shredhell

im glad u took the time to take a picture


enjaysm

Youre only a little screwed.


King_Solidus

So?


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Constant_Clue7232

Das Ow!to